/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12469456]

What happened to Doritos? Do you remember back when they used to be experimental? They used to give us options. Why have they been dumbed down? What do we have now?

>nacho cheese
>flamin hot nacho
>cool ranch
>sweet chili
>jalapeno

Thats it. FUCK them for this. Why did they abandon experimentation??

[Anonymous No.12469473]

Dropping more kino Doritos from the 2000s

[Anonymous No.12469480]

You now realize Doritos used to have balls

[Anonymous No.12469493]

>>12469480
My friends all insisted that one was ass-flavored, but I do kinda wish they'd pull more stunts like this.

[Anonymous No.12469509]

>>12469456
I remember when there was only plain and nacho cheese. Then Jay Leno was in all the commercials for the new flavor, cool ranch. Cool ranch is, and always will be a disgusting flavor. The only thing worse than smelling cool ranch doritos on someone else's breath is funyons. Doritos are a nasty, oily, yellow corn chip. Bottom tier.

[Anonymous No.12469515]

>>12469473
>kino

[Anonymous No.12469542]

>>12469456
they still are, you just have to order it online

[Anonymous No.12469627]

>>12469456
I'd rather eat regular tortilla chips and salsa.

[Anonymous No.12469638]

>>12469456
>what is late stage capitalism

[Anonymous No.12469649]

>>12469509
have sex you disgusting incel

[Anonymous No.12469657]

The Best

[Anonymous No.12469670]

God I miss these. I haven't had them since elementary school, 24 now. I remember the other kids were grossed out that they were green and called them moldy, but they were just little dipshits missing out. They didn't taste like guacamole or have that veggie taste like those guaca-chips you can get at the gas station, it was this awesome tangy/spicy/sour taste that I can still remember. Apparently they've rereleased them but never to my region, and other times I missed out on the window to purchase. Interestingly enough, Canada for a while had half guacamole/half habanero doritos which is literally the best possible fucking combination there is.

[Anonymous No.12469679]

F

[Anonymous No.12469711]

>>12469509
Fritos smell like fat people

[Anonymous No.12469761]

>>12469679
Those were gross. Anyway, they still have the best flavor, Salsa Verde, so who cares about the other ones.

[Anonymous No.12469774]

>>12469761
Salsa Verde is underseasoned

[Anonymous No.12469788]

>>12469670
Yeah the UK has the guac/habanero mix bags out atm now too
Should be able to get some online

[Anonymous No.12470212]

>>12469473
The only flavor of Doritos I really liked. They burn but. Just. Can't. Stop!

[Anonymous No.12470249]

>>12469473
Those were so damn good

[Anonymous No.12470254]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2_gWlWiaw
I miss this flavor, the commercials were pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.12470255]

The new taco bell chips are based

[Anonymous No.12470468]

>>12469480
>>12469657
These are the same flavor

[Anonymous No.12470477]

>>12469542
Lies. You can't find the old flavors anywhere

[Anonymous No.12470481]

>>12470255
They are disgusting

[Anonymous No.12470486]

>>12469679
Don't they still make these?

[Anonymous No.12470487]

>>12469509
What the fuck is wrong with funyuns?
Or are you some faggot that doesn't like onions?

[Anonymous No.12470494]

>>12469456
>Why did they abandon experimentation??
uuhhhh because nobody bought the experiments, duh?

[Anonymous No.12470495]

>>12470486
I've seen them at local gas stations

[Anonymous No.12470498]

>>12470494
Wrong. Don't be a faggot. People ate that shit up. Not my fault you weren't around to remember

[Anonymous No.12470512]

>>12469509
Agreed about the Cool Ranch. Doritos are a smelly/trashy people snack. I usually don’t even see whites eating them anymore

[Anonymous No.12470537]

>>12469456
there are still experimental doritos in australia except they're all in scummy 150 gram bags where as the regular shitty flavours are reasonably bigger bags for the same price, it never feels worth it

[Anonymous No.12470653]

>>12470512
come to California

[Anonymous No.12470978]

>>12469473
These were amazing. Only had them once before they were discontinued. What happened to barbecue chips as a whole? Doritos and Ruffles both got rid of theirs.

[Anonymous No.12471024]

>>12469657
These ones had a nice flavor to them, more like a cheap microwave burger than anything but still nice as a crunchy snack, always thought they'd stick around at least as well as Pizza Pingles.

[Anonymous No.12471032]

>>12469456
The only good thing about Doritos was Tazos. No Tazos? I don't want Doritos.

[Anonymous No.12471117]

>>12470477
>experimental means having flavors from 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.12471126]

>>12470498
If it had been profitable, they would have continued to do it.

[Anonymous No.12471153]

I haven't eaten doritos in like three years. Do they still make the buffalo wing ones that were extra thick? I remember liking those a lot.

[Anonymous No.12471172]

i used to love these
my grandma would always buy me them when i saw her
bring them back you bastards

[Anonymous No.12471189]

>>12469473
Why the fuck were these discontinued? Did someone start a war and god disapprove?

[Anonymous No.12471645]

>>12469711
For reasons unknown, people who eat Fritos don't walk around eating them with thier mouths open. They are also oily, nasty yellow corn chips, but they get a pass because of the self-awareness and social responsibility of the eaters.

[Anonymous No.12472244]

[Anonymous No.12472573]

>>12469456
You must conform to the media's standard of principles in this volatile political climate. This is why I eat only only Lay's yellow bag, as not to offend anyone watching.

[Anonymous No.12473576]

>>12469542
Where do you order your Doritos from? I can rarely even find the Jalapeno flavor near me.

[Anonymous No.12475192]

>>12469456
I really prefer ruffles

[Anonymous No.12475210]

>>12475192
Is it because they're ribbed for your pleasure?

[Anonymous No.12475213]

>In chile they only had cheese and pizza
>now only cheese
Hold me boys

[Anonymous No.12475926]

>>12475192
Lay's Wavy is clearly superior.

[Anonymous No.12475942]

>>12470486
yeah

[Anonymous No.12475951]

>>12471172
based and /thread
you remember the version that turned your tongue blue?

[Anonymous No.12475962]

>>12471645
>be me
>be on the bus one day
>woman sitting in one of the front bench seats for old people
>huge bag of doritos
>pulls out a chip
>licks a single corner, flips it over and licks the other side of the same corner
>repeats this process on all three corners
>deposits chip back into bag
>does this literally from the time i get on the bus to the time i get off, about 20 minutes, presumably continues after that

[Anonymous No.12475968]

>>12472244
just put ketchup on your nacho doritos like my trailer trash mother

[Anonymous No.12475977]

>>12475926
kys degenerate

[Anonymous No.12477676]

>>12469456
Arr taste same

[Anonymous No.12477683]

>>12469480
If I'm remembering right these were "classic cheeseburger"

[Anonymous No.12477686]

>>12471126
Maybe companies shouldn't be profit driven since current economics only works with infinite growth and we live on a finite planet HMMMMMMMMM