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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>burger's up
>grab new bottle of sauce
>Small batch ProlapseX -ReaperDeath aka "Rosebud of Ra"
>9 million hot units
>pour profusely all over burger
>take one bite
>eyes swell
>waves of sweat pour off head
>hair soaked
>slime oozing from nose
>spit coagulates into viscous foam
>face at 12000BTU
ITS GOOD BRO!

>> No.12468690

>>12468686
to be fair, there IS something enjoyable about that kind of heat, it's hard to explain. It sure as fuck clears out your throat and sinuses.

The only problem is 8 hours later...

>> No.12468695

>>12468686
Girls in a state of suffering is my fetish.

>> No.12468701

>>12468690
a little heat yes, but not where your body is having a violent reaction to it.
not where your jaw is shaking

>> No.12468706

literally every wh*teoid doing a blacked deepthroat session :)

>> No.12468711

>>12468701
Sweating and clearing out your sinuses is fine but yeah you shouldn't be physically hurting yourself.

>> No.12468714

>>12468706
Based

>> No.12468745

>>12468711
i have a cousin that does exactly what in the OP. he really has substance issues though.
he was sitting back trying to get off on the endorphins from eating the hot sauce

>> No.12468995

>>12468686
I remember this video. I remember the confidence before the bite.
Pride goeth before the fall.
So it goes...

>> No.12469037

>>12468701
I'm not sure whether to call you soy or a cuck

>> No.12469060

>>12468686
>>12469037
>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.12469094

>>12469060
so when did you drop out of high school, lil' dude?

>> No.12469501

>>12468690
fag

>> No.12469587

>>12468690
see
>>12469501

>> No.12469631

>>12468745
>he really has substance issues though.
he was sitting back trying to get off on the endorphins from eating the hot sauce
yee when I quit opioids I ate spicy shit all the time until I'd pass out from low blood pressure

>> No.12469640

>>12469060
>stop disliking what I like

>> No.12469668

>>12469640
I'm not the faggot that makes thread after thread calling shit I don't like soy. /pol/edditors are obsessed with things other people like.

>> No.12469702

>>12468695
Seek some help that ain't normal

>> No.12469922

>>12469668
kek I have a hunch you might be the same little soy that flips shit each time though...

if so, it's shamelessly faggy.

>> No.12470059

>>12468686
Cargo cult masculinity

>> No.12470075

>>12470059
that doesn't work in this situation since it implies masculine people have a greater propensity to eat hot foods, and thus eating hot foods would be characterizing of masculinity. you should have just said they're frontin' soyboys.

>> No.12470321

I bet you dont like it when your girlfriend chokes you during sex too

>> No.12470347

>>12468690
I know what you mean. I got pepper sprayed once and, while it was one of the worst experiences of my life, I sometimes want to revisit it. The tingling on the lips about 4 hours afterward was almost pleasant.

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12470407

>>12470347
my friend pepper sprayed a blunt and gave it to me, shit got me good! i actually tried to inhale milk to make it stop...just choked and milk went everywhere.. which then had to clean up while dying

>> No.12471759
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12471759

Half of it is a social thing. You eat stupidly spicy wings with a friend because it's fun to go through something exciting like that together and commenting on it, or seeing who can endure the most. Novelty spicy sauces are also sometimes actually good in addition which is a pleasant but unnecessary addition. When someone eats a wing, starts crying and snotting, and tells you it's good, that's supposed to be their way of comforting you into the idea of joining them. They're not pretending it's preferable as a casual meal they might eat alone.
Novelty spicy has its place in social events, but you people didn't notice because nobody ever wants to hang out with you through such a bonding activity.

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12471775

BEEP. BOOP.
I AM OPTITRON, THE WORLD'S MOST AUTISTIC ROBOT.
BOOP. BEEP.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE. WHY CONSUME HARMFUL CHEMICALS?
BEEP. BOOP.
SPICY FOOD IS INEFFICIENT AND DANGEROUS.
BOOP. BEEP.
I SUGGEST CONSUMING WATER, MILK, OATS AND ORANGES FOR EVERY MEAL. ANYTHING ELSE IS UNNECESSARY HARM FOR NO REASON BUT ENJOYMENT, SOMETHING YOU ARE FULLY CAPABLE OF LIVING WITHOUT.
BEEP. BOOP.
IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS I WOULD INSIST THEY DO THE SAME.
BOOP. BEEP.

>> No.12471784

>>12468690
It is enjoyable, it's almost like a good workout, at the time it is uncomfortable, but the after glow is the peak... And the next day is pain (if you really push it).

>> No.12471804

>>12471775
I want to fuck optitron

>> No.12471867

>>12468995
Perhaps your pride on sharing your feet needs to fall as well

>> No.12472057

>>12468686
>reads warnings
>chooses to ignore

Maybe it's because I only lie to my friends when I want them to suffer, but I openly admit when I fuck up that large at a pub/wingery/ethnic food slum... usually something like "This may actually kill me, but if I die here at this table, know that I shall rest with my fallen brethren in the ground of flavour country." We act like arseholes, drink some beers, the waitress lets the cook know that the pompous ass from "England" (Wales) likes his hot sauce. The endorphins crest before my heart explodes, and life is good.

>> No.12472117

>>12472057
>"This may actually kill me, but if I die here at this table, know that I shall rest with my fallen brethren in the ground of flavour country."
Why do people think using ye Olde speak is funny? Literally every time I've ever heard someone use it irl it sounds cringey af and I have to give them a pity laugh so we can move on from it as quick as possible. Also it reeks of reddit humour.

>> No.12472123

>>12472117
The people I hang out with are the kind of twats that will help me turn this kind of nonsense into a scene from Braveheart... sometimes you just need to get kicked out of a pub for scaring the patrons.

If you use cringe(y) as an adjective in your day-to-day speech, you might want to reconsider your judgment of others'.

>> No.12472887

>>12468690
Endorphin rush from spicy food

>>12468695
I see you are a man of culture as well.

>> No.12473638

>>12468686
source please

>> No.12473647

>>12473638
it's not porn

>> No.12473658

>>12468706
you niggers deserve slavery

>> No.12473666

>>12468695
Based

>> No.12473684

>>12472123
go back

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12473709

>>12473684
You first.

>> No.12473719

>>12473638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozHUec4sPc
wait for the end, its hilarious

>> No.12473725

>>12473709
The strange thing is, I think 4chan has an incredibly simple and neat layout. Reddit just looks like a giant cluster fuck and it made me never even give that site a chance

>> No.12473846

>>12473666
Damn it, Satan. NO.