/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12468223]

Confess thy food sins /ck/

[Anonymous No.12468229]

I like Texas Pete.

[Anonymous No.12468232]

I eat ass

[Anonymous No.12468234]

>>12468229
me too anon

[Anonymous No.12468472]

>>12468223
ive eaten too many not dogs lately and gained 5 pounds.

[Anonymous No.12468616]

I probably have an eating disorder that i am ignoring

Ive gone through so many diet fads

I dont know why

[Anonymous No.12468636]

I think Little Ceasars pizza is unironically the best pizza, and it just so happens to be super cheap.

[Anonymous No.12468644]

i eat the crusted cum spots on my wifes blanket.

[Anonymous No.12468656]

Lunch is the only meal I eat most of the week. I work in a kitchen, ironically

[Anonymous No.12468755]

Throwing food away is apart of my job and I hate it so much.

[Anonymous No.12468762]

Sometimes I cook some specific dish just so I can eat the side that goes along with it

[Anonymous No.12468785]

I enjoy buying the shittiest dollar general food to see how bad it all really is.

The bologna wasn't half bad, to be honest.
frozen burger tasted like high school caeteria govt food.

[Anonymous No.12468788]

I eat chocolate meant to be used as cake topping. I buy the 2lb bars to always have chocolate:(

[Anonymous No.12468798]

>>12468762
I do this all the time. I'll buy a nice ribeye and then be more excited about the baked potato I'm gonna eat with it

[Anonymous No.12468804]

For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.12468805]

I order Uber Eats like 5 days a week for dinner

[Anonymous No.12468854]

nearly 50% of my daily calories comes from peanut butter

[Anonymous No.12468866]

Yesterday i got food delivered to my house for every meal because i was too lazy to cook

[Anonymous No.12468921]

i've been living off of several 2 kilo bags of pelmeni for the past month

[Anonymous No.12468931]

I easily spend over $50 a week on shitty whole foods pizza slices because i tend to go when drunk and need more limes

[Anonymous No.12468955]

i rarely cook any new recipes out of my comfort zone and current skill set

[Anonymous No.12468963]

>>12468223
More like TURDmeric

[Anonymous No.12469021]

>>12468866
I wish I could have this problem

[Anonymous No.12469035]

I quite enjoy frozen pizza for those long after-work days.

[Anonymous No.12469171]

I can't stop eating foie gras. It's like all my life I've been looking for this flavor and now I want it in everything. I had a fucking foie gras donut last weekend. I don't think that's normal.

[Anonymous No.12469177]

I have an intense craving right now for Spaghettios and will probably pick up several cans later

[Anonymous No.12469184]

>>12468223
i put salt on my macaroni salad

[Anonymous No.12469190]

I legitimately haven't eaten a single thing in 8 days and don't plan on stopping lol

[Anonymous No.12469453]

>>12469171
That sounds like the most gluttonous thing I could imagine

[Anonymous No.12469485]

>>12469171
>foie gras donut

[Anonymous No.12469490]

As a dumb kid I did the following food sins that I still cringe with embarrassment over.

I used to dip plain Lay's potato chips in ketchup.
I would dip strawberries in sugar, lick off the sugar, and dip the strawberry back into the sugar.
I would eat kraft mac & cheese with ketchup.
I would eat canned ravioli with canned mushrooms.
I thought that spaghetti-o's and dunk-a-roos tasted so amazing that I would throw fits and tantrums about getting them.

I still feel these sins on back. I ask for forgiveness.

[Anonymous No.12469502]

>>12468223
I post pol bait on a cooking forum and reply some form of "based" and "pilled" to give myself meaning .

[Anonymous No.12469523]

I recently discovered fasting and have been going overboard with it

Deep down, I can remember as a kid I never really liked eating
But adolescents have that crazy hunger so I couldnt not eat forever. Then I started intense physical training so I had to eat even more.
Now that I am turning 26, I have rediscovered my disdain for mastication
Good part is I got really fat ever since I stopped working out so thats going away
Bad part: I don't know why i hate eating so much, or why it disgusts me, and I think thats gonna take therapy which I am averse to

[Anonymous No.12469526]

>>12468223
I have eaten out for the pass 5 days

[Anonymous No.12469562]

>>12468223

I work in a fine-dining establishment but when I'm at home, I mostly eat hot dogs (no bun) and store made fried chicken.

My home kitchen is also a mess, roughly 80% of the time.

[Anonymous No.12469574]

>>12468223
I unironically like tofu and you cannot stop me, Father.

[Anonymous No.12469673]

>>12468223
I cook ranch into my pizza so I can eat the leftovers cold.

[Anonymous No.12469692]

Went to the USA and didn’t get chickfila

[Anonymous No.12469697]

I have a Redwall cookbook signed by Brian Jacques right before he died. Never made anything out of it because the recipes all look like a total pain in the ass. I will someday.

[Anonymous No.12469700]

I can't stop eating at cookout, I eat it 4-5 times a week. I get a bacon cheeseburger tray (sometimes a cajun grilled chicken tray) with a cajun wrap and cajun fries on the side and a cheerwine every time.
I'm afriad it's going to kill me

[Anonymous No.12469705]

>>12469190
based and starvepilled

[Anonymous No.12469709]

>>12468232
Me too. Is that bad?

[Anonymous No.12469710]

>>12469700
i get that or the two hotdog tray all the way with a chicken quesadilla and cajun fries, its either the cheewine or sweet tea for me, i'd say we're both in the same boat, brother

[Anonymous No.12469716]

>>12468636
I worked there a few years ago and it was a huge deal to get everything as cheap as possible. Like while I worked there they changed to cheaper pepperoni and cheese

[Anonymous No.12469717]

The only thing holding me back from killing myself is my dog. I don't want to leave him at a shelter and I don't have any family or friends to give him to.

[Anonymous No.12469726]

>>12468223
I have not eaten breakfast in 11 years

I usually eat one massive 2k calorie meal at 7:30 every night

[Anonymous No.12469735]

>>12469190
based snake diet poster

[Anonymous No.12469737]

>>12469709

[Anonymous No.12469992]

>>12469490
None of those sound too horrible desu anon. The canned ravioli thing doesn’t sound bad

[Anonymous No.12470002]

>>12469526
I have eaten yo mama out for the pass 5 days
lmao

[Anonymous No.12470054]

>>12468223
I'm too lazy to look up recipes and usually improv my way through cooking.

[Anonymous No.12470062]

>>12468472
...so just anything that isn't a dog? You're lucky you haven't gained more weight.

[Anonymous No.12470067]

>>12468854
This

[Anonymous No.12470077]

I slipped a hot dose to Anthony Bourdain. Oops.

[Anonymous No.12470092]

>>12470002
g.o.t.e.e.m.

[Anonymous No.12470093]

>>12469737
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.12470097]

>>12468644
no you dont

[Anonymous No.12470101]

>>12468805
how do yiu afford this? what do you get?

[Anonymous No.12470110]

>>12468223
Girlfriend's mom's fiance just grilled some baller steaks. Slapped it between two slices of his mom's homemade bread with butter. Girlfriend and her sister went *gasp* and acted like I was the asshole.

[Anonymous No.12470116]

>>12468223
I strongly dislike mushrooms. The texture doesn't sit well with me.

[Anonymous No.12470139]

>>12469726
Same. I do drink coffee in the morning though

[Anonymous No.12470141]

>>12469717
I'll take it to the shelter for you

[Anonymous No.12470144]

>>12469523
Why are you even on this board?

[Anonymous No.12470146]

>>12470062
Reddit tier humor pls go

[Anonymous No.12470147]

>>12468223
I eat cold oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.12470153]

>>12470116
why is a six year old posting on /ck/

[Anonymous No.12470154]

>>12469490
>I used to dip plain Lay's potato chips in ketchup.
Fries + Ketchup is fine, so I don't see how this is bad.
>I would dip strawberries in sugar, lick off the sugar, and dip the strawberry back into the sugar.
Acceptable if you're a really young kid. Wet cheetos and all that aren't that uncommon.
>I would eat kraft mac & cheese with ketchup.
Canadian?
>I would eat canned ravioli with canned mushrooms.
This is the most shameful one here. Pretty gross desu, I bet you still do it
>I thought that spaghetti-o's and dunk-a-roos tasted so amazing that I would throw fits and tantrums about getting them.
Normal kiddo behaviour

Not that bad anon. Don't beat yourself up too bad

[Anonymous No.12470186]

>>12470147
I do too. Overnight oats>>>hot oatmeal

[Anonymous No.12470207]

>>12470153
I'm so sorry that I don't eat fungus you absolute chode.

[Anonymous No.12470219]

>>12470146
Not my fault you had a typo in your post.

[Anonymous No.12470231]

>>12468223
Cold pizza is my all time favorite breakfast food,right outta the fridge.Fight me

[Anonymous No.12470244]

>>12470231
How is that a sin?

[Anonymous No.12470259]

>>12468854
Are you my boyfriend? Get the hell off 4chan Steven

[Anonymous No.12470260]

That's right, you should be sorry, and you should also kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12470281]

>>12470207
That's right, you should be sorry, and you should also kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12470371]

>>12470144
Because I like writing long anecdotes on here and people are receptive to them

[Anonymous No.12470381]

>>12468788
I scoop up a handful or two of chocolate chips to get my fix sometimes. You aren’t alone.

[Anonymous No.12470386]

>>12468223
My favorite homemade sandwich is tuna salad with two slices of turkey deli meat and an American cheese slice and cheap white bread

[Anonymous No.12470399]

>>12469171
I love all pate. I usually can't find fois gras, but I've enjoyed all other pates I've tried. I like to make my own from chicken liver and freeze chunks of it for later.

[Anonymous No.12470403]

>>12468636
I think LC is a very good pizza, even compared to 20 dollar ones at actual italian places in LA that normies claim is delicious, but much cheaper and easier to get so I prefer LC.

[Anonymous No.12470422]

>>12470259
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.12470425]

>>12470281
based and mushroompilled

[Anonymous No.12470426]

>>12470403
It's definitely better than frozen pizza. Every frozen pizza brand is dogshit. LC's lunch combo is incredible

[Anonymous No.12470493]

I enjoy cold uncooked hotdogs right out of the fridge, with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.12470504]

>>12470493
They come fully cooked so that you can do that

[Anonymous No.12470518]

I love crispy chicken skin and can't stop eating it. I went to KFC yesterday and got a total of 10 extra crispy pieces and tore the skin off and ate it. I didn't even eat the meat. With the leftover crumbs, I mixed them into gravy and then mashed potatoes and spread that on a biscuit.

[Anonymous No.12470525]

>>12470281
Nah, but you should visit the Rickety Stool and Rope Store and an hero yourself, faglord.

[Anonymous No.12470536]

>>12470518
what in the absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.12470548]

>>12470536
I forgot to mention it was the buffet. I waited a few minutes and it felt awkward because they never brought out any more extra crispy chicken so I figured they were onto me eating only the skins so I left.

[Anonymous No.12470549]

>>12470139
Same but I don't count coffee bc I pee it out of my butt

[Anonymous No.12470550]

just ate White Castle when I was supposed to be on a diet.

[Anonymous No.12470556]

>>12470518
if they sold buckets of skin only i would always get it

[Anonymous No.12470560]

>>12470548
Ok the buffet makes more sense actually I might do something like that if I was drunk

[Anonymous No.12470565]

>>12470548
Autism

[Anonymous No.12470584]

I've tasted my own cum and think it's not that bad

[Anonymous No.12470649]

>>12470426
Screamin' Sicilian.

[Anonymous No.12470666]

I'm a 30 yr old man and I enjoy pizza lunchables.

Bring back the sauce spreader.

[Anonymous No.12470668]

>>12468223
I buy food but end up not using it half the time and throwing it away.

[Anonymous No.12470716]

>>12468223
I make tacos from a seasoning packet far more often than I would like to admit.

[Anonymous No.12470727]

>>12468644
Are they yours or someone else’s?

[Anonymous No.12470730]

>>12468223
Forgive me, father, for this evening I not only ate, but served to another Italian sausage with Indian rice, and a tomato-based vegetable stew that would best be described as Irano-Mexican.

[Anonymous No.12470733]

>>12468223
On rare occasions, I get childhood nostalgia cravings for shit like canned spaghettios/raviolis with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce dumped in it.

[Anonymous No.12470736]

I can't tell the difference between chain pizza places. People tripping over themselves to call Dominos gross like Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are some sublime thing.

[Anonymous No.12470757]

When I first starting living on my own I once made a box of mac and cheese for myself, and I forgot to check before making it if I had any milk left. Turns out I didn't have any and the box called for 1/4 cup of milk and 1/4 cup of butter. The most logical thing would have been to just not make the cheese sauce but I did it anyway, substituting the milk for more butter. I literally ate an entire box of mac and cheese, in one sitting, that contained an entire stick of butter in it. It tasted awful and the cheese sauce was pretty much just cheesy oil and it put me off eating any kind of cheese for a couple months afterward.

[fortune No.12470796]

>>12468223
hotdog

[Anonymous No.12470822]

>>12468223
I have diagnosed gout, meaning I shouldn't eat: red meat, shellfish, fatty fish like tuna, any organ meat, beer and should avoid soda.
I still eat most of the things on that list and suffer for it. If I don't fix my diet and keep getting flare ups I might have permanent damage to the joints in my feet.
I probably won't fix anything.

[Anonymous No.12470935]

>>12468804
Fuck off back to facebook, fag

[Anonymous No.12471192]

>>12469692
unforgivable

[Anonymous No.12471222]

>>12468223
If I'm eating spaghetti with tomato sauce at home, and no one else is here, I put cheddar cheese on it instead of parm. I'M NOT SORRY, IT TASTES FUCKING GOOD. I've never done it in front of anyone, though. I hide my shame.

[Anonymous No.12471254]

I enjiy liver casserole with a large amount of strawberry jam.

[Anonymous No.12471288]

>>12469737

[Anonymous No.12471391]

>>12468955
worst one itt

[Anonymous No.12471400]

>>12471222
You don’t have to apologize. Many cheeses go great with pasta. Just like how cheddar tastes good in chili, it’ll taste good in any pasta with a tomato base.

[Anonymous No.12471721]

>>12470525
>>12470207
>>12470116

[Anonymous No.12472047]

I've just eaten 4 chocolate digestive biscuits and im about to eat number 5

[Anonymous No.12472103]

>>12468223
I used to put chocolate syrup on my burgers because I saw it in a Scooby Doo movie as a kid.

[Anonymous No.12472115]

>>12469726
This. I eat breakfast only when I'm visiting my parents for few days, which happens like 2 or 3 times a year.

[Anonymous No.12472125]

>>12468223
I chew tasty unhealthy stuff to a paste then spit it out in the trash, you get the taste and satisfaction with no calories

[Anonymous No.12472130]

I dip my freezer nuggies in Kewpie mayo

[Anonymous No.12472988]

>>12468798
Same. I would sometimes roast a chicken for the potatoes that cook in its fat. I've also hosted a barbecue because I felt like making coleslaw, but didn't want to make a small batch, because I dunno what to do with the rest of the cabbage

[Anonymous No.12473113]

It's 11am and I'm drinking decaf

[Anonymous No.12473315]

As much as this site loves to makes fun of the country, Indian food is the best food.

[Anonymous No.12473343]

>>12473315
this
how do street shitters have such tasty cuisine?

[Anonymous No.12473356]

>>12472125
I’ve thought about doing this but I feel that a lot of the satisfaction from eating food that tastes good comes from the feeling of actually swallowing it, maybe it’s some evolutionary thing to prevent us from doing just what you’re describing or maybe I’m just full of shit.

[Anonymous No.12473425]

>>12468223
forgive me father for I have sinned

>been eating like shit for too long
>give in to keto diet fad
>stick to it for a couple days
>feel great now that my body can actually process the food I’m eating
>day 3
>eat bread
>it all comes crashing down from there

I forgot how hard it is to get back on a diet because my body starts to crave all the salty fatty carb-filled shit I’m used to eating. A few months back all the fast food Ive been shoving in my face would be revolting to me but now it’s like crack.

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.12473452]

i failed my meal prep
i didn't cook enough chickoeas for the week
i didn't cook the meat
i am buying shit at the convenience store

[Anonymous No.12473459]

I work in a kitchen and barely know how to cook

[Anonymous No.12473470]

>>12473459
what do you do in the kitchen specifically?
How long have you been there?
Do you feel you’re learning or in over your head?

[Anonymous No.12473477]

I boil my burgers

[Anonymous No.12473499]

i make ramen without everything that goes in it, sometimes even without the noodles

[Anonymous No.12473547]

>>12473470
Started as a dishwasher about 5 years ago and got moved to being a salad/prep cook about 3 months after starting. Recently I got moved up to line cook, I think it was about 8 months ago now.
I do feel like I'm learning, when I started I really didn't know anything about cooking, it's just that I get mentally blocked too easily and seeing these guys who've worked in kitchens all their lives bust out awesome looking dishes just makes me feel like I'm there to pick my ass and chop lettuce.

[Anonymous No.12473553]

Forgive me father, but I ate an entire pizza on my own. I also made a pickle and mayo sandwich and loved it. I also put chips on my sandwich because I like the flavor and crunch it adds. I'm so ashamed.

[Anonymous No.12473554]

>>12473477
?????

[Anonymous No.12473563]

I love cheap meat. Canned shit. Smoked shit. Sausages and cheap lunch meat slices. All of it. It's bad for me, I know, but I love them so.

[Anonymous No.12473581]

>>12473553
pickle and mayo is a very good combo, i eat that every morning

[Anonymous No.12473609]

Sometimes I don't snack the way I should..

[Anonymous No.12473662]

>>12473553
i did that this morning, a half slice of sour dough toasted, homemade chick-fil-a sauce, ice berg lettuces, and 2 pickle chips. It was good i might even make another one with the other half slice of bread

[Anonymous No.12473779]

I’ve drank mouthwash and cooking wine before to get drunk. The mouthwash was better.

[Anonymous No.12473802]

>>12473779

I once for drink on shao xing wine that was in the kitchen for cooking. I knew it would make me sick, and it tasted so bad I could hardly swallow it but I drank about a litre.

[Anonymous No.12473841]

>>12470666
Preach

[Anonymous No.12473850]

>>12473779
>>12473802
I wish I could say I value my health too much for that, but I've done other things to lower my tolerance to the alcohol to ensure a buzz. Getting liquor hot before drinking seems to improve the effect, and make you taste less of the awfulness of drinking cooking wine.

[Anonymous No.12473890]

>>12473779
when i was 13yo i went to the store to steal a bottle of vanilla extract to drink, but in my paranoia i accidentally stole mint extract. Me and my buddy tried to drink it anyways... it was bad so we made a mixer with some diet lemon lime soda...then it became really bad and gave us wicked headaches. Also not sure why i felt it necessary to steal a $3 bottle of extract

[Anonymous No.12474395]

>>12473563
I love Vienna sausages. I grew up poor and eating them floods me with warm nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.12474631]

>>12474395
have you ever consider suicide?

[Anonymous No.12474925]

I don't eat cereal anymore. It tends to end up getting all soggy and unappetizing. I've also started to ditch popcorn after almost choking on it.

[Anonymous No.12475051]

>>12474925
The only good cereal is honey bunches of oats

[Anonymous No.12475070]

>>12469697
That’s pretty cool, I don’t think the recipes schools be too hard because Redwall was for kids.

[Anonymous No.12475251]

>>12468223
I go through three gallons of strawberry milk a week. I'm not even a woman

[Anonymous No.12475375]

I don't eat whole oats, I eat instant oatmeal
I once ate sugar straight out of the jar
I reuse the same tea bag 3 times
The only coffee is drink is instant
Sometimes I'll cook a frozen pepperoni pizza, and then fold it onto itself when it's cooked, created a pizza sandwich
I prefer dinosaur nuggets over any other frozen tendies
I've used a nuwave oven

[Anonymous No.12475404]

>>12470154
Thank you, Anon.
Not Canadian but I raised in Iowa so maybe a little.
Instead of eating canned ravioli and canned mushrooms I compromise by having freshly made cheese ravioli in a brown butter and mushroom sauce. So, I guess you're right. I do sort of still eat this.

[Anonymous No.12475649]

>>12468223
I enjoy adding pink salt to boiling water to have it boil faster regardless of sodium content in ramen.

[Anonymous No.12475704]

When I was little I put ketchup on my pizza

[Anonymous No.12475730]

>>12472125
That's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.12476159]

>>12472125
>i wish i could have a colostomy bag attached to my neck

[Anonymous No.12476241]

>>12470757
>not using water

[Anonymous No.12476394]

>>12470231
Literally the breakfast if champions

[Anonymous No.12476411]

>>12470736
There definitely noticable differences but not one is any worse or better then the other. Each chain has its speciality although ill admit my overall favorite is probably papa johns, pizza hut has amazing stuffed crusts, and dominoes makes a mean thin crust

[Anonymous No.12476414]

>>12468229
ITS NOT EVEN MADE IN TEXAS

[Anonymous No.12476423]

>>12470757
Why the fuck did you not just use water you turbotard

[Anonymous No.12476432]

>>12473343
Since they gave up their sense of smell due to street shitting, they had to evolve their food to stimulate taste to the extreme since taste and smell are so intertwined.

[Anonymous No.12476501]

>>12476432
I'm laughing so hard I'm about ready to vomit, but yes, spices do well to hide the smell of poo hands and spoiled everything. That's why a lot of cultures stew and curry things to flavored babyfood.

[Anonymous No.12476505]

>>12468223
>Greased up the burner on stove
>made a grilled cheese by just cooking it straight on the electric burner

Forgive me, father.

[Anonymous No.12476520]

>>12475251
No confession needed, strawberry milk is very delicious.

[Anonymous No.12476543]

>>12468223
Yogurt is disgusting to me, the smell and taste makes me gag.

[Anonymous No.12476548]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Jacked off on a corpse again.

[Anonymous No.12476559]

>>12476548
Hey Mark Wiens

[Anonymous No.12476564]

>>12476505
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12476603]

>>12468223
I.. I have.. an.. INSTANT POT

[Anonymous No.12476686]

>>12468223
Mustard sandwich, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.12478018]

I only wash my hands before cooking if people can see me

[Anonymous No.12478249]

>>12468854
What is that like half a fucking jar?

[Anonymous No.12478270]

>>12469737
Real talk. Why the fuck do people do this? Who thinks "man nothing gets me off more than putting my tongue in your hole where shit comes out of" or "oh baby please tongue the shit out of my anus"?

I'll never understand these fetishes. It seems literally psychotic to me.

[Anonymous No.12478375]

>>12476603
me too

[Anonymous No.12478429]

>>12478270
femanon? do you not lick pussy? because the ass hole ain't far behind. shit happens

[Anonymous No.12478541]

>>12478429
Of course I eat pussy, but that's a generally clean, and contains sexually stimulating nerve endings. Fecal shit poop literally comes out of assholes, and assholes aren't sexual organs. How hard is this to understand?

[Anonymous No.12478665]

>>12468223
I eat 1 donut almost every day.

[Anonymous No.12478689]

>>12478541
>He eats pussy

[Anonymous No.12478772]

>>12478018
I cut raw chicken on the same wood cutting board as everything else for that meal without washing it.

[Anonymous No.12479081]

I love rc cold and pepsi more then coca cola

[Anonymous No.12479118]

im a vegan but i have lately sinned and eaten some chicken in secret... still vegan but 1 day i just craved it. does this reset my veganism?

[Anonymous No.12479130]

>>12479118
I'm a vegan but I eat eggs. I figure eggs don't count since snakes and birds eat eggs as well.

[Anonymous No.12479344]

>>12478541
>cats
>clean

[Anonymous No.12479493]

>>12468223
If a piece of food falls on the floor, i'll eat it. Unless the food isn't solid or something. That's all I got really. Oh, and I really have an urge to eat unwrapped candy that's fallen on the floor, but I know better

[Anonymous No.12479578]

>>12478541
>Fecal shit poop
hhahaahaa ha ahh whew

[Anonymous No.12479586]

>>12479493
I remember moving into a house when I was a kid and I found a bunch of M&Ms in a closet on the ground and I ate them.

[Anonymous No.12479597]

>>12479586
nice find! I remember finding some sprite in the fridge of a house i moved into. Still tasted good.

[Anonymous No.12479645]

>>12478541
Assholes are definitely sexual organs, on both Male and Female

[Anonymous No.12479904]

>>12479645
Asserting it doesnt make it so, sodomite. Go eat some dookey butt

[Anonymous No.12479918]

>>12468223
I normally go on 3 day alcohol and cocaine benders where I don't eat anything at all and then spend like the next 3 days eating non stop and I think that's why I've actually gained weight with a Coke problem

[Anonymous No.12479961]

>>12468223
I prefer Aunt Jemimah over maple syrup on my pancakes and waffles

[Anonymous No.12479978]

I unironically really enjoy eating regular Cheetos (not hot Cheetos or Cheeto puffs or anything) with Oreos ice cream (not cookies and cream, specific Oreo brand icecream)

[Anonymous No.12480039]

>>12468223
Sometimes I put crackers on a plate, slice extra aged cheddar onto them and microwave and eat them

[Anonymous No.12480098]

>>12468223
I'm a vegetarian, I used to be a vegan, I think fast food is fine, I like avocados, I like most of the sauces you guys call memes.

[Anonymous No.12480453]

>>12479961
Ms Butterworth or GTFO desu

[Anonymous No.12480698]

>>12479961
i want to bash your brains right-the-fuck in

[Anonymous No.12480840]

>>12468223
I purposely use my vegetarian roommates cutlery and chopping boards when making meat based dishes
and put them back without cleaning them only wiping anything off with a dry cloth that would get me caught.

[Anonymous No.12480849]

>>12480840
That's just unsanitary as fuck

[Anonymous No.12480884]

>>12480849
You bet your ass its unsanitary

[Anonymous No.12481179]

>>12479586
I remember finding a chocolate chip on the kitchen floor as a kid around 5 years old as I was leaving the house with my mom. I picked it up and ate it, but it turned out to be a piece of cat food. I was too embarrassed to admit I had just put a piece of cat food in my mouth, so I ate it pretending to enjoy it. My mom was probably laughing her ass off on the inside but didn't say anything to me about it.

[Anonymous No.12481198]

>>12479597
I returned to my shared apartment in college only to find out that the leasing company housed me with 2 niggers. When I opened the fridge it was full of rotting produce, moldy pizza in the box, and bugs. I confronted them, but they didn't really care. My white roommate and I cleaned everything up, and luckily they didn't pull that shit again.

[Anonymous No.12481251]

I've tried every type of steak, with marination and no marination and I still prefer Well Done steak with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.12481266]

>>12468223
As a form of self torture i added mayo to my ramen noodles and its been haunting my stomach ever since

[Anonymous No.12481290]

>>12472125
just gorge and purge, works for me

[Anonymous No.12481370]

>>12468223
I tried to make homemade yogurt and gave my whole family a food poisoning

[Anonymous No.12481409]

the last time i paid more than $15 for a restaurant meal was 2010.

[Anonymous No.12481766]

I enjoy barbecue sauce pineapple bacon pizza.

[Anonymous No.12481773]

>>12468223
I ate a few sugar cookies a few hours ago even though I said I wouldn't because I'm dieting. Yes I'm fat.

[Anonymous No.12481777]

>>12481370
How?!?

[Anonymous No.12481787]

>>12468223
i like Bananas dipped in ketchup

[Anonymous No.12481996]

>>12468223
I work the award winning foodtruck in lesbiansville virginia. I hate everyone and the poser truck the most. If I had my way I'd pitfight lesbians in maga hats.

[Anonymous No.12482143]

i dumpster dive a lot

[Anonymous No.12482181]

i ah helkped the enemie and now my family no longer exists and well they dint die happly ither idk
im tyred i want to go home but the aliens woulnt let me die now soo im trully at a lost

[Anonymous No.12482209]

>>12468223
I mash potatoes in a mortar and pestle.

[Anonymous No.12482219]

>>12468223
The secret to my mac and cheese is a can of Campbell's cream of cheddar stirred into the sauce but I'll never admit it to anyone I know. Sounds trashy

[Anonymous No.12482281]

>>12470649

[Anonymous No.12482549]

I put salami and a bit of olive oil on frozen pizza and then bake it

[Anonymous No.12482652]

>>12482549
Sounds like a good way to make a frozen pizza taste better.

[Anonymous No.12482670]

I made biscuits and gravy with over 1lb of sausage and multiple pillsbury biscuits(10)

I ate it all and entered a 16 hour food coma

[Anonymous No.12483109]

>>12481996
Alexandria?

[Anonymous No.12483159]

>>12483109
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.12483166]

>>12483159
I live a 5 minute drive from Del Ray lol, no idea what food truck you're talking about though

[Anonymous No.12483172]

>>12468223
I regularly buy too much food, and let it spoil in my fridge because I'm too lazy to cook it.

[Anonymous No.12483197]

I only like green bananas. I hate the taste of ripe ones outside of baked goods.

[Anonymous No.12483442]

>>12468785
Wolfe? Is that you?

[Anonymous No.12483576]

>>12468223
For the last three months, my diet has gone down the drain and I've ate so much pizza that I can't even count it on my fingers. I'm not a fat slob, I'm skinnyfat as it is atm, but I was weak and hate myself for it. Now I'm looking to change that and will trim that fat in no time thanks to working my ass off during the summer every single day.

[Anonymous No.12483634]

>>12474925
I can only eat cereal dry, I stopped drinking milk when I was a kid but I still like cereal so I'll just eat it plain. People give me shit for it but I don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.12483653]

>>12483634
Neither should you, but how can you eat them dry? I like my cereal crunchy, but a bit softened by either milk or yogurt. Can't eat them dry at all.

[Anonymous No.12483678]

>>12483653
People always ask that, "well how can you eat it dry?" I guess it's just been so long that I've grown used to it, I like crunchy stuff too so dry cereal is pretty much right up my alley.

[Anonymous No.12483694]

>>12483678
So it's the different strokes for different folk kinda deal, eh? Aight, you do you bud.

[Anonymous No.12483698]

Im addicted to shitposting. I drop into threads and take quotes at random and underline them all with
>Do Americans..?
>Veganiggers
>Carnists
and many more. I want to stop but its the third best (You) farming technique Ive found

[Anonymous No.12483757]

I go to KFC just to buy the gravy

[Anonymous No.12483786]

>>12483698
Occasionally I say "Americans... So strange..." except I'm American.
I just like making fun of flyovers for their shitty food hahahahahahahahaha.

[Anonymous No.12483836]

>>12470822
Why live in pain for the rest of your life, once you start experimenting with different foodstuffs you will see what a world of flavor you were missing. Don't destroy yourself anon, you can still indulge yourself just in new ways.

For example I used to think all Asians were skeletal or fat, now I know.

[Anonymous No.12483870]

>>12473553
Why are these sins?

Son I eat an entire pizza every time I order plus sides and that is nothing compared to my college years.

Pickle mayo is best base for a sandwich, add crumbled feta cheese, pitted sliced black olives and some sweet tomatoes and you got my favourite sandwich.

Also a mayo and chip sandwich is staple in England.

(in case you were wondering this is normal stuff for my group of acquaintances, most of us aren't overweight either)

[Anonymous No.12484109]

Chicken tenders and strawberry applesauce as the dip is so fucking good

[Anonymous No.12484123]

>>12483870
>mayo and chip

Usually salad cream, not mayo. And crisps not chips. Unless you mean a chip butty. Not a staple though, more something working class kids eat.

Nothing wrong with pickles in a sanger though.

[Anonymous No.12484130]

I'm heading to Jollibee for the first time in an hour. I drove over 500 miles for this.

[Anonymous No.12484141]

>>12484130
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.12484294]

>>12468223
I like Subway's fake bread smell.

[Anonymous No.12484325]

I have once lived a whole week off only beer and ass.

[Anonymous No.12484371]

>>12468223
I used my spatula to cleave in two a poo that wouldn't flush. I still cook with it

[Anonymous No.12484488]

I hate olives, I feel bad because of the baby palate meme but I just hate the weird meatiness and brininess

[Anonymous No.12484518]

>>12484325
Are you the Mexican that taught me to prep cook?

[Anonymous No.12485277]

>>12482181
this is a good post

[Anonymous No.12485281]

>>12484518
Nope, purebred Slav here that these days only lives off red meat, zywieck and camels.

[Anonymous No.12485317]

>>12484488
I like olives but I can understand this. They are better complimenting other foods than by themselves

[Anonymous No.12485700]

>>12485277
Did he died

[Anonymous No.12485926]

>>12468223
I haven't realy cooked for quite some time.
My diet is pretty bad, I don't hit my macros and gained 2 kg over the last two months, 58 kg now.
My diet mainly consists of:
>Nutella toast
>pasta/pizza (free pizza at work)
>lean cottage cheese with fruit
>orange juice
There are more toxic chemicals than food in my fridge.

[Anonymous No.12485949]

>>12475404
That's delicious

[Anonymous No.12485958]

>>12485926
>tfw I often cook, quite varied things too
>but generally quite hearty, lots of meat, lots of carbs, lots of dairy
>still fat
a-at least I'm healthily fat r-right guise?

[Anonymous No.12485961]

>>12469523
>I have rediscovered my disdain for mastication

[Anonymous No.12485991]

I take swigs of Worcestershire from the fridge
I mix bread crumbs and American cheese into instant ramen

[Anonymous No.12486356]

i ate an entire bowl of peanut butter once

then i ran out

so i ate a bowl of butter

[Anonymous No.12486582]

I like to cut a hot dog horizontally into thin discs so it's like I have a bunch of tiny bologna slices, then I fry them in a pan with a little butter to make them nice and crispy. And to add an extra crunch factor, I pour some plain Cheerios on top of my plate while I eat them.

[Anonymous No.12486668]

I put sriracha on anything I can get away with, I've been addicted to the stuff for years.. Eggs for breakfast, can of beans or can of 'dines for a snack, any delivery, and most anything you'd cook for dinner. Salad? Sriracha is a 0 calorie salad dressing. If it's not sweet, I'll probably put some sriracha on it. (yes I know Sriracha is sweet itself, however I don't frost cakes with it) The stuff tends to lose flavor over time, I go through bottles fast enough mine do not.

If I had a purse I'd carry a bottle around with me.

(Fuck I posted this in the wrong thread and wasted some sweet quads)
>>12486666

[Anonymous No.12486683]

>>12468636
I despise their sauce, so I am not a fan of their pizza, but holy shit I love pic related. 5 buck god tier choice.

[Anonymous No.12487152]

I have garlic bread in the oven

[Anonymous No.12487154]

i will buy a dozen donuts for the office, but i always buy an extra dozen that i keep in my car for myself.

[Anonymous No.12487161]

>>12468223
I love spam and I eat straight sauce

[Anonymous No.12487164]

>>12468762
its your own house just cook the side

[Anonymous No.12487364]

>>12478018

[Anonymous No.12487368]

>>12487154
Damn son. Why

[Anonymous No.12487378]

when i have leftover curry i will always eat it for breakfast

[Anonymous No.12487380]

>>12478018

[Anonymous No.12487381]

>>12484123
Exactly, working class is staple, and I did mean the mayo and chip although crisps are a perfectly acceptable alternative.

[Anonymous No.12487389]

>>12468223
I don't suck the head.
I put banana peppers on vanilla icecream
I regularly overcook my steaks by accident despite my best efforts
I eat so slow sometimes I have to microwave my meals several times before I finish them
I rarely go into meal preparation with a plan
I'm broke so all my ingredients are substandard
I use meat sometimes as late as a week after the printed expiration
I have a carton of eggs in my fridge over a month old
That I have been eating the past few days

[Anonymous No.12487397]

>eat
>weak stomach, feel terrible
>skip next meal
>repeat

[Anonymous No.12487398]

>>12486356
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.12487403]

>>12486356

[Anonymous No.12487416]

>>12486356
yo homie you ok there bud?

[Anonymous No.12487886]

i drink coffee creamer more than i actually use it in my coffee

[Anonymous No.12487948]

>>12487389
>I eat so slow sometimes I have to microwave my meals several times before I finish them

This blows my mind, I am the opposite and eat too fast

[Anonymous No.12488785]

>>12470666
devilish

[Anonymous No.12489136]

>>12470092
Best doujin

[Anonymous No.12489221]

>>12468229
Between this or louisiana, the cheap shit hot sauce often rivals the expensive specialty kinds imo

[Anonymous No.12489228]

>>12488785
Same. Every time they're on sale for a dollar I get five of them and eat them when I get too drunk to make real food. The red stick is a choking hazard for little fucks that don't know not to eat it. Just use the pepperonis as a sauce spreader tool.

[Anonymous No.12489471]

>>12478018
Go back to the Farm Null.

[Anonymous No.12490146]

>>12468223
prepare yourselves anons

Pesto is the best condiment on toast, but any are fine
Black pudding should be essential on full English breakfasts
Streaky bacon and pancetta/lardons are the only types of bacon that should exist
Poached eggs taste better with jalapeño-green Tabasco sauce
Peri-peri cuisine is incredibly overrated
Poached eggs are amazing on pizza
Toasted bread is better when seeded
Grapefruit juice is amazing
Cranberry juice is amazing
Pineapple juice is shit
Pineapple as a whole is overrated
Chips should be mandatory with mayonnaise along with ketchup (but only if the mayonnaise is Heinz)
Beans on toast is horrible
Oysters are horrible
Tomato and basil soup taste better with balsamic vinegar and Parmesan
Linguine is better than spaghetti

[Anonymous No.12490190]

not my sin but a good friend of mine mixed oatmeal with canned tuna

[Anonymous No.12490197]

I can't stop putting msg in literally everything I make

[Anonymous No.12490924]

>>12485958
>fat
>healthy
You might be healthy now, but all the fat strains your body and makes you unhealthy over time.
58 kg put me at an BMI of 21, wich is still well within the healthy range.
I suggest you better lose that weight if you want to stay healthy, eat less and work out more.

[Anonymous No.12490948]

I can't eat regular pizza anymore.

[Anonymous No.12490976]

>>12490948
Why is a bottle of soap (?) on your desk?

[Anonymous No.12491279]

>>12490197
What do you find it to enhance most?

[Anonymous No.12492423]

>>12490976
Oh you sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.12492834]

>>12492423
No, seriously what is it for?
Is it to whipe away cum-stains or something?

[Anonymous No.12492881]

>>12468804
>not eating the hot n spicy mcchicken

[Anonymous No.12492904]

>>12470110
steak sandwich is king tier

[Anonymous No.12493005]

>>12492881
my shitty mcdonalds only carries the hot n spicy, I wish they would carry the original

[Anonymous No.12493031]

>>12493005
My shitty mcds only carries the regular. Can we swap

[Anonymous No.12493089]

>>12479118
Veganism is no religion, it's not like some secret council will smite you. Set the rules to yourself.
If you do it for the environment, there will be nothing wrong with eating meat rarely.
If you do it for the diet and trying to be more considerable with food, there is also nothing wrong with eating a little meat.
If you do it because you think consuming animals is wrong, i guess it could be called wrong.

[Anonymous No.12493093]

>>12479130
Just accept that you are Vegetarian then

[Anonymous No.12493097]

>>12468223
I mashed up red kidney beans with peanut butter, salt and vinegar. Then I stirred it into some spaghetti and called it Legumenese.

[Anonymous No.12493105]

>>12480840
>I purposefully use my roommates toothbrush to brush my nails and put them back without cleaning them only wiping anything off with a dry cloth that would get me caught
This isn't even about the meat or him being vegan, you're just an unsanitary dickhead

[Anonymous No.12493242]

Sometimes I eat my own cum and precum when I'm really horny. Doesn't even taste bad, just salty.

[Anonymous No.12493266]

>>12468223
Ate a mcvalue family box for dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.12493272]

>>12468804
chicken royale is orgasm in a sandwich

[Anonymous No.12493279]

>>12485958
>>12490924
im 300lbs

[Anonymous No.12493392]

I like the impossible burger better than any other burger except the filet o fish

[Anonymous No.12493398]

>>12468223
I ate 360 calories of chocolate in one sitting than threw the rest of the 5$ bar away

[Anonymous No.12493401]

>>12480849
>>12493105
How is he unsanitary when he's doing it on purpose to fuck with his roommate?

[Anonymous No.12493404]

>>12468804
One of my favorites too but I can't help that it taste like soap or some shit every time.

[Anonymous No.12493419]

>>12493279
>300 lbs
Seriously, lose weight.

[Anonymous No.12493422]

>>12490190
Sounds like he's gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12493427]

>>12493392
I actually go out of my way to get it and can't go back to meat burgers. Also ditched cheese. I still like ketchup and mayo though

[Anonymous No.12493625]

>>12493419
i went for a walk

[Anonymous No.12493644]

>>12468223
Bratwurst tastes best with spicy brown mustard and pressurized cheese from a can.

[Anonymous No.12493788]

>>12490976
>>12492834
It's not soap retard it's lotion and anon uses it while fapping to sombra r34

[Anonymous No.12493805]

>>12493401
>Cut raw chicken
>Just wipe off the knife lol
>Roommate uses same knife to cut veggies which he then eats raw
it's cross-contamination 101 anon

[Anonymous No.12493846]

Is there are multiple "confess" faggots across all boards or is it the power of a single autist?

[Anonymous No.12493918]

>>12493616
>be me
>live with parents *i buy my own meals
>food addiction
>buy food to pig out on while they are at church
>for whatever fucking reason they don't go to church
>they're literally just sitting in the dining room on their phones right now
>in my room seething that i can't have an orgasmic meal to myself without judgement

[Anonymous No.12494047]

>>12487368
if i show up with just half of a box, it's obvious that i ate a bunch of the donuts. i show up with a full box and get credit for being generous like santa claus and i don't stress about everyone taking my favorite donuts, because i have my own private box of my faves in the car.

[Anonymous No.12494205]

>>12493788
Why use lotion to fap?

[Anonymous No.12494274]

I don't give a shit about cooking. Every couple weeks/months I pick a random board to shitpost on because I don't like shitting up my main board (/g/). This month's pick is /ck/

[Anonymous No.12494323]

whenever someone says "wow this chicken/turkey is so juicy" like it's a good thing i want to cave in their stupid faggot skull because bird meat tastes better dry
why the fuck would i want to bite in to meat to discover an excess of water and grease fuck you

[Anonymous No.12494332]

>>12493625
going for a walk =/= exercise

[Anonymous No.12494343]

>>12468223
i like to eat a small part of the ingredients that i prepare my food with. i love bouillon cubes (especially the seafood variety). i also like to eat raw bacon and raw honey marinated chicken. although clearly i can't eat lots of those.

[Anonymous No.12494365]

>>12494323
Really?

[Anonymous No.12494430]

>>12494205
just stop for gods sake

[Anonymous No.12494469]

>>12494430
What is the point of using lotion?
It probably makes a mess...

[Anonymous No.12494612]

>>12494469
What do you use?

[Anonymous No.12494649]

>>12494469
femanon? do you not understand how masturbation works? the lotion is the least messy part

[Anonymous No.12495561]

Pretty much the only cocktail I drink is whiskey sour.
I kinda feel like I've wasted some pretty good booze on a very basic cocktail in my time, but it really tasted better that way.

Am I retarded guys? What other cocktails would you recommend if I like the taste of whiskey sour?

I don't wanna keep ordering it, I'm afraid it'll lose it's magic for me.

[Anonymous No.12495630]

GF is vegan (not preachy), but I think she kinda expects me to change over someday.

I did say I was considering it, maybe vegetarianism at least since I do care about the environment and well, there are supposed to be health benefits to plant based diets, but I realized that I love meat and dairy way more than I thought.

[Anonymous No.12495794]

>>12468223
I chop onions way too small.
By the time I'm done, it's essentially a liquid paste made of onion rather than actual bits of onions.
I cannot bring myself to end this habit. I just fucking like cutting onions for what ever reason.