/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12467881]

A sandwich just ain't a sandwich without this shit

[Anonymous No.12467888]

>eating cumsauce
lol fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.12467898]

>>12467881
I hate that shit

[Anonymous No.12467915]

is that sweet mayo or something? it confuses me a lot.
t. uropoor

[Anonymous No.12467949]

>>12467915
It's mayo and salad dressing

[Anonymous No.12467953]

>>12467881
Do damn Yankees really eat this?

[Taco Pal No.12467954]

>>12467881
Worst shit ever

[Anonymous No.12467960]

here's a song that no one on /ck/ will appreciate, but it's called miracle whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7FQdIfoziE

[Anonymous No.12467966]

>>12467949
lol I'm American and I was wondering why OP wanted people to put whipped cream on their sandwiches

[Anonymous No.12467972]

Miracle whip is for Basketball-Americans who have to have everything super sweet to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.12467982]

>>12467881
miwicl wiep

[Anonymous No.12468002]

>>12467881
>>12467915
>>12467953
Its an alternative for americanos that think mayo is too spicy

[Anonymous No.12468005]

>>12467953

[Anonymous No.12468021]

I like miracle whip on my sandwiches

[Anonymous No.12468033]

>>12467915
Yes. It contains high fructose corn syrup as the 3rd ingredient. And it cannot legally be called mayonnaise in the US because it contains less than 65% (soybean) oil. So it is marketed as salad dressing or sandwich spread. Personally, I think it tastes terrible, and is one of the most highly-processed, horrible tasting "food" products available. Just my opinion tho.

>>12468002
You're wrong. It is also legally disqualified from being solf as mayo because it contains garlic powder and paprika. It is spicier than mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.12468035]

>>12468002
Nah it’s Mayo for “people” north of the mason dixon

[Anonymous No.12468044]

>>12468035
Anecdotally, I have only ever seen southern hilbillies ever use Miracle Whip. The real country ones who forsook Duke's.

[Anonymous No.12468050]

>>12467881
>this shit

The only correct thing in your post.

[Anonymous No.12468176]

Mayonnaise is disgusting.
Ranch is disgusting.
Pickles are disgusting.

When I develop reality warping powers, the first thing I'm going to do is conjure every single person that was responsible for mistakeningly giving any of those ingredients on my food that I always and clearly speficially ask NOT to include in my fucking order, and I'll alter each of their tastebuds so that they are equally as repulsed by those foods and force them to consume gallons of it. I'll force them to gargle and chug until they puke and then force them to lap up their vomit. Then, I'll alter their tastebuds so that every single food they taste from then on will taste like a combination of all 3, for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.12468221]

>>12467881
Too spicy for my delicate palate.

[Anonymous No.12468254]

>>12467888
>>12467898
>>12467915
>>12467953
>>12467954
>>12467966
>>12467972
>>12468002
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.12468258]

So is it like pic related? Bongs like this.

[Anonymous No.12468265]

>>12468258
Yes. It's very close to that crap, but with more beetus.

[Anonymous No.12469519]

[Anonymous No.12469559]

>>12467898
>>12467953
>>12467954
>>12468002
>>12468035
Margarine is to Butter as Miracle Whip is to Mayo. Some people prefer it because it's what they started with.

[Anonymous No.12469566]

>>12468176
Wrong on all three

[Anonymous No.12469568]

>>12468176
>he hates pickles
grow some taste buds normie, and dont you dare touch my Gherkins!

[Anonymous No.12471250]

>>12469519
?

[Anonymous No.12471418]

>>12468258
>salad cream
british """""""cuisine"""""""

[Anonymous No.12471431]

>>12467881
>A challenger enters the ring

[Anonymous No.12471435]

>>12467881
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.12471479]

>>12468176
Bit edgy there m8

[Anonymous No.12471486]

>>12471479
And the American fleet offshore. He would send waves of carrier-based warplanes against the fleet