/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12466116]

p-please put your phone away

[Anonymous No.12466128]

Water and capuchino? Someone's going to be going pee pee later.

[Anonymous No.12466137]

>>12466116
>telling somebody to put their phone away while you pull out your phone to take a picture of your food

[Anonymous No.12466149]

Hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.12466152]

>>12466116
"Your phone eats first, right?"
Pull that one on girls that have to take a pic of their food on dates, while your phone is still in your pocket and youre digging your fork in.

[Anonymous No.12466159]

>>12466152
I can see recoil and back peddling. Will try.

[Anonymous No.12466163]

Maybe try being interesting

[Anonymous No.12466166]

>>12466152
>on a date with a girl
>she’s comfortable and enjoying herself enough to take a photo to show her friends what she’s up to at the moment
>belittle her with a snide remark because that’s what the men in your animes do
This is why you’re still a virgin

[Anonymous No.12466246]

>>12466116
stop making the same stupid thread

[Anonymous No.12466271]

>>12466246
Stfu roastie

[Anonymous No.12466318]

>>12466116
T-That's not the other guy who's been after you is it? Haha [Nervous laugh]

[Anonymous No.12466336]

>>12466318
Yeah, one of them. He's pretty funny sometimes. Did you know he just got a boat?

[Anonymous No.12466411]

>>12466166
Women like strong assertive males retard, whereas their pussies dry up faster than californian reservoirs when white knights like yourself rush to their beck and call to defend their shitty selfish actions

[Anonymous No.12466435]

>>12466152
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.12466442]

every single date ive ever had they were a tranny. the minute i found out (usually during appetizers) i just shut up and ate my food. ignored them. paid the bill and walked home.

[Anonymous No.12466445]

>>12466411
Based. Limp wristed incel btfo

[Anonymous No.12466458]

>>12466442
>every single date
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.12466572]

>>12466442
Kek. Watch out for broad shoulders, adams apples, not a lot of curve going on in the hip region.

Chad way of dealing with those situations though

[Anonymous No.12466588]

ASIAN GIRLS ARE CUTE

[Anonymous No.12466592]

>>12466442
Lol, the common denominator on those dates is you. There's clearly something about men you find attractive

[Anonymous No.12466593]

>>12466572
Real chads don't give a shit, dex
A hole's a hole

[Anonymous No.12466617]

>>12466271
go fuck yourself perma-virgin

[Anonymous No.12466625]

>>12466159
>back peddling
You mean like when KFC tries to sell me a scrawny-ass "breast" that's from the bird's dorsal side?

[Anonymous No.12466630]

>>12466166
Imagine dating someone with no table etiquette. You take her out to eat at McDonald's? As a female myself I get real pod when half my table male and female alike are texting while their food gets cold, then ask to try my food.

[Anonymous No.12466826]

[Anonymous No.12466827]

no way 4incel

i gotta share it with my friends on instagram

[Anonymous No.12466860]

>>12466152
>Being this must of a bitch about someone taking a picture of their food
I get that texting and actually doing stuff on the phone is frustrating but if they're just taking a picture then let them be.

[Anonymous No.12467071]

>>12466128
Right into my mouth.

[Anonymous No.12467076]

>>12466826
I would definitely discuss life and all its possible meanings with her before guiding her safely back home and letting her parents tuck her into bed.

[Anonymous No.12467085]

>>12466593
Real Chad's are faggots. Kys

[Anonymous No.12467087]

>>12467085
Based. Only a true chad can give a chad the sexual pleasure that a chad requires. Why would a chad bother with a stacy?

[Anonymous No.12467096]

Jesus. I don't know how you younger guys deal with this shit. I know it's very common for young women to ignore their dates while they play with their phones because I see it every day. What a shitty culture. Everyone's a fucking asshole now.

[Anonymous No.12467101]

>>12467096
It's kind of cool, actually, because convincing them to put their phones down for even an hour is an absolute revelation to them. Then they subconsciously associate you with the rush of real world pleasure, and they're wrapped around your finger.

[Anonymous No.12467103]

>>12467085
The virgin cunt licker
The chad boipussy-driller

[Anonymous No.12467128]

>>12467101
Ok, so I'm older, and my first reaction would be to get slightly offended after I found out this wasn't some kind of emergency situation. Gen X and older just finds this kind of thing rude as shit. Maybe it's just a youth thing. Had they had this tech when I was in my 20's, young women might have done this then, too. I guess if you've got a system for teaching them to socialize in the real world when they're out in the real world, that's cool. I should work on my patience with rude people.

[Anonymous No.12467132]

>>12466442
>not fucking a trap anyway

>>12466593
Based

[Anonymous No.12467309]

>>12466442
I do this when I realize my date is not a tranny

[Anonymous No.12467354]

>>12466411
Yeah passive aggressive comments are so strong and assertive, really exuding male dominance by making a bitchy comment instead of just asking her if shes going to be on the thing for the whole date.
Please post more of the insights you have gained from your "experience" with the female psyche.

[Anonymous No.12467359]

>>12466116
Just get up and leave. I would.

[Anonymous No.12467368]

>not browsing 4chan at the same time and sharing funny pics with each other at twice the speed
baka anons

[Anonymous No.12467369]

>>12466630
Hey look everyone, she's not like the other girls, everyone get in here and celebrate this woke individual.
Congratulations on being different sis, shine on you crazy diamond!

[Anonymous No.12467379]

>>12466630
Never mind the food. I want to try your vagina.
For having sex with, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.12467390]

>>12466411
It's not the fact that knights are submissive that make their pussies dry up, it's that they can feel you're only doing that because they're a girl. Girls like to feel unique: you're into them and them alone. White knighting makes it look like you're doing that because they're women, which feels belittling and frustrating to them, but you'll get the same reaction if you try to bully them to show your assertiveness. The real key is to treat them differently than others, but make sure that they realise you're doing it for *them*, not for other girls. If they ask, don't say "you're special", or " you're different from everyone else", that makes it look like you're putting her on a pedestal, which they won't always like (some do though I'd recommend avoiding those for a good ltr) instead assert your feelings and let them know you're interested. It's a tough game of making them feel special whilst also signaling you're doing it completely in the norm of social standards: you're just a guy who is interested, not some creep with either problems with women, either problems with yourself.
Source: I'm gay and speak with lots of women about this stuff.

[Anonymous No.12467402]

>>12466163
Have kids.

[Anonymous No.12468028]

>>12467354
It's about making a joke out of it while still calling out shit social behavior. I'll let you in on a secret about dealing with women. A lot of women, especially when they're into you, like to be teased. At least more so than grovelling at their feet and being submissive to everything they do.

[Anonymous No.12468034]

>>12466116
I'd definitely fill her up just like that creamlog.

[Anonymous No.12468039]

>>12467309
based

[Anonymous No.12468049]

>>12468028
>shit social behavior

What's the problem with wanting to take a picture of your meal before you eat it?

[Anonymous No.12468056]

>>12466442
How do you get in this situation the first place?
Couldn't you tell before you asked them on a date?

[Anonymous No.12468067]

>>12468049
It's pointless attention whoring. Everyone eats at least 3 times a day. There is no reason to share every fucking thing you eat.

[Anonymous No.12468073]

>>12468049
If its just a quick picture and then phone away nothing, but sitting there taking multiple pictures to get the right shot for their social media and then fucking around on it while the food gets cold is shitty and rude.

[Anonymous No.12468080]

>>12466271
>>12466411
>>12466442
>>12466572
Seek help

[Anonymous No.12468084]

>>12466593
This is true

[Anonymous No.12468086]

>>12467087

B a s e d

>>12467096
Deluded Boomer

>>12467101
Deluded sperg who power fant

[Anonymous No.12468096]

>>12467096
>I know it's very common for young women to ignore their dates while they play with their phone
never happened to me, not even once.

[Anonymous No.12468097]

>>12468067
>Everyone eats at least 3 times a day.

[Anonymous No.12468098]

>>12467390
>i speak with women about this

women have literally no clue what they want and whatever they say about it should be discarded.

[Anonymous No.12468101]

>>12468080
have sex

[Anonymous No.12468102]

>>12468067
I eat once a day, fag, point disproven


Also, most people take pictures of food when they're in a restaurant, not for every meal they take.

As Grannie always says: some dishes are worth sharing, other's are worth shaming

[Anonymous No.12468121]

>>12466116
What kind of cafe serves red bull?

[Anonymous No.12468124]

>>12468067
>t. no fast
lmaoing at ur life

[Anonymous No.12468125]

>>12468067
>Everyone eats at least 3 times a day
lmaoooo you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.12468420]

I like getting google maps points for sharing my photos

[Anonymous No.12468426]

>>12466630
post tits

[Anonymous No.12468429]

>>12468420
What do you win for google maps points?

[Anonymous No.12468450]

>>12466860
They’re taking that picture then immediately posting it on their social media like the dumb thot they are

[Anonymous No.12468475]

>>12466116
COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKIN EGGS BITCH

[Anonymous No.12468483]

>>12466152
>Your phone eats first, right?
Did that sound less autistic in your head?

[Anonymous No.12468485]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog

[Anonymous No.12468493]

Can you overcook ragu? I stuck it in the slow cooker a couple hours ago but I'm gonna need to eat before it's ready, so thinking of leaving it overnight. It will have been around 24 hours by the time I eat it

[Anonymous No.12468499]

>>12468493
What the fuck are you cooking for that long?Huge chicken drumsticks or what

[Anonymous No.12468568]

>>12468499
Ragu

[Anonymous No.12468576]

>>12466442
i dont understand how this happens so often to you? This seems strange to me.
>>12466116
to address the op, i dont mind if someone would take a pic of their food. Me, personally? I would be too embarrassed to do this, it always seemed cringe to me. But is the girl in OP just texting non nonchalantly on a date in general? seems rude

[Anonymous No.12468649]

>>12468067
>Everyone eats at least 3 times a day
Speak for yourself, you fat food-addicted fuck

[Anonymous No.12468693]

>>12466271
based.
>>12466617
have sex.

[Anonymous No.12468700]

>>12466442
>this is how californians actually live

[Anonymous No.12468704]

>>12466128
I wanna collect that urine and use it to make tea

[Anonymous No.12468707]

>>12466152
you're really an alpha badass. I bet you're definitely not a 400lb hamplanet virgin living in your grandmas basement.

[Anonymous No.12468708]

>>12467369
get a load of this seething roastoid lmao.

[Anonymous No.12468719]

>first time in a restaurant, eh?

[Anonymous No.12468720]

none of you have ever been on a date. In all my dates from tinder, work, or class I have never had a "get off your phone" moment.
maybe just be interesting and talk to her without letting her know how much of an autistic cunt you are.

[Anonymous No.12468721]

>>12466116
I always give my Asian gf shit for photographing food

[Anonymous No.12468723]

>>12466166
get labiaplasty

[Anonymous No.12468732]

>>12466166
Shut up retard get laid
You exposed yourself

[Anonymous No.12468742]

>>12467354
If that's what you consider passive agressive you're too sensitive
Hopefully you'll be alright one day

[Anonymous No.12468748]

>>12466826
this is me irl

[Anonymous No.12469227]

>>12466826
Would take for coffee and a movie and kiss her on the forehead before we parted ways

[Anonymous No.12469239]

>>12468067
>Not being an ascetic and living on sunlight and faith alone

Lmoa

[Anonymous No.12469254]

>>12466826
Pretty average looking Japanese girl desu.

[Anonymous No.12469262]

>>12467096
>See four girls in a cafe
>They're all just messaging each other in a group chat on their phones instead of taking in RL

[Anonymous No.12469387]

>>12466166
>
pic is you

[Anonymous No.12469431]

>>12466116
Children, this is a shitpost. Granted, it's a great one. Always love the internet alpha fedora posters it attracts.

[Anonymous No.12469448]

>>12467390

[Anonymous No.12469463]

>hey, this dessert gives me an idea

[Anonymous No.12469487]

>>12466116
shes texting her best friend she creamed her pants over her Sweet Vanilla Man

[Anonymous No.12469507]

>>12466116
Meme arrow, begin.
Eat with girl
She is constantly on her phone
When we do talk shes just sort of half interested, feigning participation
Rarely laughs at me
Always laughing at something on her phone
Decide to just leave her alone next time
Mfw she invites me out several times
Mfw she gets pissed at ME for ghosting
End meme arrow

Women.

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