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12463752 No.12463752 [Reply] [Original]

Is the almighty Calzone technically a pizza?

>> No.12463784

Yes

>> No.12463787

it's absolutely a pizza

>> No.12463789

but is a pizza a sandwich?

>> No.12463796

technically i say no this is because the guy is in a bad place and he is probably not gonna I know it’s not like he is a good guy but he has to a point where I was going to say that it had been to my point in about the English and the fact that it was a little something to that I was told to say something about how you are doing

>> No.12463803

>>12463752
I bought a calzone over the weekend and inside was like 20% mozz and 80% nasty ass ricotta. Are they supposed to be that way? It made a huge fucking mess trying to eat it. The buff chicken was also weak af, but that's another topic. And no, it's not a pizza that's why it's called calzone and not pizza.

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>>12463803
>she doesn’t like ricotta

>> No.12463808

>>12463752
No, a pizza is open-faced.

>> No.12463810

its more like a pita technically
I mean you could say its a sandwich, or a pizza
but, you would be wrong because its a pita
feel free to be wrong its fine

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>>12463796
what is this? are you an ayyyyyyyyyy or just a brainlet?

>> No.12463814

>>12463789
It's an open-top sandwich

>> No.12463818

>>12463810
A pita is a sandwich

>> No.12463819

>>12463789
It’s a flatbread.

>> No.12463825

>>12463818
its fine

>> No.12463833

>>12463805
Ricotta is fine I guess but not anywhere near that much. It was like they got confused and started trying to make lasagna halfway through. I suspect it's because the ricotta is cheaper than good mozz like they should have used. I'm a guy btw ;-)

>> No.12463846

>>12463808
isnt a pizza an open faced pita then?

>> No.12463851

>>12463846
It's an open-faced flatbread sandwich

>> No.12463861

>>12463752
>Is the almighty Calzone technically a pizza?
(I've been to an official Calzone, and it's pizza, but they seem to be really cheap.)

The Calzone is made of pizza crust (from a single pizza cart) and a layer of cheese on top that's supposed to be just crunchy. That cheese is usually red, the sort you see in hot dog stands as they prepare the bun with it. You'll usually see a layer of fresh mozzarella on this crust, but it's a relatively big piece, sometimes twice as big as the other crusts and you'll get a really deep texture with each bite.

So what is there in a Calzone? As far as I can tell there aren't many specifics, but there are more than a few things that seem to make it the pizza

>> No.12463867

Is the almighty Calzone technically a pizza? A hot dog? A soft pretzel, or even an eggplant pie? Not really. All right, so he's got a bunch of pizzas in his refrigerator and he's got them frozen, and he's got them thawed, and he has two boxes of hot dogs floating around, and he's got some ice cream, and he's got pizza as a specialty on his plate... so, you know, he's like a lot of different things, but you're sure there's something there that he can relate to in terms of pizza and ice cream and pizza and a hot dog and pizza and a soft pretzel. The bottom line is, his taste palate is really deep, and he's getting more in depth and trying all of the different styles and getting more experimental each week, making things like these pizza boxes, which is just another twist on a regular pizza, you know, but these are kind of like new flavors because we're giving him things that he isn't able to find on his own, like a classic

>> No.12463871

>>12463851
we did get to the bottom of this nice job anon

>> No.12463879

>>12463833
Post boipussy. But seriously a calzone should use a mix of mozzarella, smoked provolone, asiago, Parmesan, and ricotta but it should be like 50% ricotta.

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>>12463871
Пoздpaвляю, тoвapищ.

>> No.12463895

>>12463752
No. Its a sandwich.

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>>12463796
>>12463867
Enjoying yourself?

>> No.12464013

>>12463867
come back to us, Tay. I know you can do it!

>> No.12464020

To be very clear, Calzone is not a "pizzeria", as they call it. The first thing I learned about Calzone during my visit was the fact that I had no idea what "pizza" is. Sure, you see a few pictures in the newspaper of the two pizza places they opened in Chicago, California, and New York City, but when you hear the name "pizza" used to refer to someplace else, it's a bit misleading. The definition of pizza states that the topping has a crust made of dough, usually, but sometimes crusts make up the whole thing, in which case it is probably a pizza. Calzone's pie crust is crustless, which sounds great and all, right? Well, not really, though I've seen people talk about a great bread crust and I suppose that's kind of an oxymoron. What I mean is that, while they do use bread that has been made in a special way and then rolled out before it is baked, most pizza places that use bread that is "raised" don't tend to have a great deal of the flavor of actual dough. Calzone pizza, on the other hand, is filled with a combination of ingredients, in the form of ground beef, cheese, breadcrumbs, and tomato sauce.

>> No.12464030

>>12463907
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>> No.12464212

>>12463796
what

>> No.12464297

>>12463789
It's a vegetable, you cannoli

>> No.12464316

>>12463879
and you should mix all those cheeses together before assembling the calzone.

>> No.12464369

>>12463752
No, a Calzone is not a pizza.

A pizza is simply sauce, cheese, and dough baked in a brick fired oven. No exceptions.

>> No.12464474

>>12463803
Calzones are like pizzas in the way that there is no "mandatory" topping other than the tomato sauce. I've seen calzones with an egg inside, some with anchovies, some with prosciutto...

>> No.12464477

>>12464369
what would you call sauce, cheese and dough not baked in a brick fired oven

>> No.12464479

>>12464477
not a pizza.

>> No.12464484

>>12464479
what would you call it

>> No.12464486

>>12464484
idk it's not a pizza tho.

>> No.12464489

>>12464486
if you can't say what it is, how do you expect me to believe you have the authority to say it's not pizza? fuck

>> No.12464493

Post some sexy calzone you fags

>> No.12464499

>>12464489
Hey look kid, I don't name your own creations for you. That's for you to do. I'm simply a purist for pizza.

>> No.12464509

>>12464499
>purist
more like autist

>> No.12464513

>>12464509
no need to be upset

>> No.12464516

>>12463752
No

>> No.12464584

I consider a calzone a pizza, but not pizza a sandwich.

>> No.12464608

>>12463796
based schizo poster

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>>12463851
>A calzone is a folded open face flatbread

>> No.12464993

>>12464739
It's not open-faced if it's folded, numbnuts. What part of "open" is troubling you?

>> No.12466502

>>12463803
>Are they supposed to be that way?
By some schools of thought, yes. One thing I've seen put forward as the difference between a calzone and a stromboli is that a calzone should definitely contain ricotta, while a stromboli never should.

>> No.12466509

its a hotdog, really.

>> No.12466836

>>12466502
O hell, that's exactly what happened. I got them mixed up.

>> No.12467358

>>12463796
Nice to see you on /ck/, Mr. Trump

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12467437

>>12467358
Who let you out

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>>12467437
I was about to leave when I saw the guy you replied to from the top of this page. I just knew merely joking about Trump's typing style would cause some seething, so I came here to laugh at you.

>> No.12467747

>>12463796
this

>> No.12469061

>>12463789
it's big dumpling

>> No.12469299

>>12463752
No, it's a Calzone!
Is Farfalle Macaroni?

>> No.12470634

>>12463789
it is in Sicily, otherwise pie

>> No.12470980

>>12467564
Not an argument, you stupid reddltor