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>my supermarket bully has started to hang around and loiter in the cake and pastry aisle

>> No.12458241

You can run but you can’t hide fat boy

>> No.12458246

>>12458240
Give me your fucking lunch money

>> No.12458249

Suck him off you stupid cake-eating fat faggot.

>> No.12458254

You better man up and face them before the supermarket prom.

>> No.12458334
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You've gotta fight back or it will just keep happening.

>> No.12458498

What the fuck is a supermarket bully?

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>>12458498
>he doesn't have a supermarket regular that harasses him

>> No.12458555

If you had any sense of shame you'd bully yourself for walking by them. Yet here I am 40lbs over my normal weight. Chips too good.

>> No.12458586
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>aisle 6 patrolman caught me walking on the wrong side of the aisle

>> No.12458598
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>deli counter guy starts to recognize you

>> No.12458599

Have your mother call the manager to put a stop to it. I’m sure the bully will have no idea you ratted on him.

>> No.12459038
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tfw no cute grocery store bully to make fun of you for being girly and then take you to the stock room and make you be a girl.

>> No.12459048

>>12458240
Just send the grocery jester at him. The jester will embarrass the fuck out of him

>> No.12459051

>>12458240
You gotta take that bitch to the bone zone.

>> No.12459057

>not marrying the bully for always being there for you
baka desu senpai

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12459070

>dairy eagle drops your grass fed butter on the floor

>> No.12459133

>>12458240
don't take it into your own hands- you take it to food court

>> No.12459140
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12459140

>the store jester always follows you

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12459148

>blatantly copying forced /tv/ memes

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>The grocery store goblin stole the Zebra Cakes out of my cart again

>> No.12459220

>>12458240
>bakery wizard keeps unleavening my bread
Fuck OFF.

>> No.12459228

>>12458598
Why is this bad? This isn't like the cashier at taco bell or whatever recognizing you, it's a guy that knows you buy actual real food.