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12457095 No.12457095 [Reply] [Original]

>You are stranded on an island
>You will be rescued in a year >You can choose only one vegetable to eat for that year
Choose and elaborate.

>> No.12457098

sneed

>> No.12457100

>>12457095
>vegetable
No thanks.

>> No.12457102

Potato. Irish survived on little more than that for more than a year. It wasn't pleasant, but they survived. There's a precedent for surviving on it for more than a year so I'm going for it.

>> No.12457104
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>>12457095
>Cucumber
>Lots of water
>Can be used as a dildo if the need comes.

>> No.12457112

>>12457102
Most Americans could survive for more than a year on nothing but water and their own fat reserves.

>> No.12457115

>>12457102
Probably a good choice.

>> No.12457450

spinach. good amount of vitamins and has water content

>> No.12457477

>>12457102
you can't survive on raw potatoes.

You better hope that you can construct your own wood-bow or twist a stick with your bare hands fast enough to start a fire before you die of exhaustion.

Avocados.

>> No.12457483

Aubergine, or eggplant or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

>> No.12457489
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>>12457095
onions

>> No.12457521

>>12457477
Avocado is a fruit, dickhead.

>> No.12457528

>>12457095
Broccoli. Tasty and good for you. One of the highest protein veggies too.

>> No.12457602

A fat guy in a coma.

>> No.12457614

carrots. tastes good raw or cooked, very little prep. good nutrition

>> No.12457622

>>12457614
Enjoy your hypervitaminosis A and dermal carotenisation while you slowly starve to death, idiot.

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>>12457521

ur dad a fruit

>> No.12457639

Cabbage.
Slavs eat it

>> No.12457651

Kale if choice is based on nutrients.

Onions if based on cooking ingredient.

Zucchini if based on just eating.

>> No.12457658

>>12457633
My dad's a fucking war hero who could beat up your dad, cunt.

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>>12457112
>Most Americans could survive for more than a year on nothing but water and their own fat reserves.
^This, not even a joke. Living off water alone when you're a skinny malnourished Irish protester from the early 80s still gets you about two months to live:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Irish_hunger_strike#Participants_who_died_on_hunger_strike
And most Americans are overweight or obese as of today.

>> No.12457750

>>12457095
Unironically TOMACCOOOOOOO!

>> No.12457761

>>12457622
>everyone is an idiot that didn't pick carrotry as a minor in college like me

Calm down faggot

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>>12457731
>Most Americans could survive for more than a year on nothing but water and their own fat reserves
Obsessed

>> No.12457776

>>12457770
I'm American you idiot. It's just a literal fact that most Americans are overweight or obese now.

>> No.12457778

>>12457731
A pound of fat is more like 3000-3500 calories

>> No.12457779

One that is a super food, obviously.

>> No.12457781

>>12457776
See, I don't get this.
I'm American and I practically never see fat people and when I do, it's when I go to the urban areas or BBQ places.

>> No.12457784

>>12457781
Some states are worse than others

>> No.12457801

>>12457095
Some nice Chicken of the Woods !

>> No.12457805

>>12457477
If you don't know how to start a fire and are stranded on an island you are fucked either way.

It's not rocket science.

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>>12457801
That's not a vegetable.

>> No.12457818

>>12457807
Is it a meat ?

>> No.12457822

>>12457781
>when I do, it's when I go to the urban area
About 80% of the total American population lives in urban areas.

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>>12457818
It's a fungi (:

>> No.12457825

>>12457818
fungi

>> No.12457828

>>12457822
Okay, but like, what if they didn't?

>> No.12457833

>>12457828
Then America wouldn't be the strongest and best nation in the world.

>> No.12457842

Onion
Almost no nutritional value and known to cause stomach ulcers

>> No.12457845

>>12457828
It's kind of a given most people would be living in cities. That's what a city is: High population density communities with maximized availability of business, goods, and services.

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>>12457833
t. /pol/ pot