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low quality edition
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>>12455457I have a dough blade but never thought to use it for other purposes. I can't make out wtf is going on in the webm but it has given me ideas to repurpose a kitchen tool I never use.
>>12455547pasta made out of pigskin
>>12455542hwo do he get home from there?
>>12455542Ḩ̷̢̗͍͇̟͇͙̗̱̤̱͎͈̖̙̳͍͚̫̰̩̮̥̜̰͓͈̒͜ͅǫ̸̢̨̢̥͔̱̫͕̖̜̼́́͐́̄̊͋̏͑̂̈͋w̵͉̟̱͗̀̇̔̿̋ ̵̢̞͕͍̑̀͊̄̔̈́̐́͛̔̍͐̃̈́͑̿͗͛̃̔̈́̊̈́͂̓̕̕͘͠͝d̵̖̪͈͓̭̥͓̩̘͂̈́͊̓̓̾̏͋̇͐̎̋͛͑̎̔̉́͑͆͌̉̒̿͗̋͘͘ǫ̷͚͌͋͋̄̆͐̐̀̓̋̍̈̍̽͂̏̚̚̚͠ę̴͙̫̰̈́̆̎̇͒̋͊̌̎̃́̆͌̎͆̓̂̂͗̚̕͘͜s̷̨̨͙͕̩̪̮͇̺͔̥͖̯͍̦̠̞̜̭͉̙̓̄͆͂̋̃̌͋̽͛̋̃̔́͘̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̛͔͓̥̮̳͙̝̳̤͚̩̩̤͍̝̯̳̻̻̭̙̱̘̺͚̈̔̓́͂͜h̷̢̡̢̨̧̛̹̦̜̞͍̦̱͕̟͇̣̺͙̝͖̗̣̭̗̥̝̜̑̊́́̍͜ͅę̶̨̨̹͍͈̼̳͙̟̞̪̝̠͈̝̜̟̳̱̦̦̠̝̙̌̇̇̈̚͜͜ ̴̧̧̪͕͉̗̭̪͍̺̥̪̘̯̗̙̮̗̯̜̼͔͔̟̹͕̮̗̜̹̔͐̔̍͘ͅͅǵ̶̛͈͖̯̼̯̯̭͕͚̾̂́̏̔̉͋͂̂̌ͅȩ̸̛̛̛̣͓̪̱̼͕̘̹̫͓̥͉̟̓̆͒̏̑̀̾̏́̿̊͊͒̿̌̎̀̾̌͐͑̿́̀̕͘͠͠t̸̡͕͍̟̦̟͙̭͉͙̆͌̂̉͝ ̵̨͇̻̙̰̤̣͈̳̙̟͖͎͎̥̞͚̭͚̼̰͇͌̂́ō̵̧̨̢̝̼̟̝͗̓̉̿̾͗̃̋͆͛̾̉͌̂́̀͒̿͛̃̇͝͠͝ͅứ̷̧̢̧͓̮̜͖̞̜̙̟̗̪̘̺̺̻̺͍̙͕͎̟̮̖́͋͗t̸̞̳̖͋͂͒̌̂͂̓̂̂̀̽̀̋͘͜͝?̷̢̡͓̱̦͖͉͍̫̻̐͋̀͛̓̀͋̈́̋̀̓͌͐̍͆̋̒̔̇̈́̍͛̕̕̚͜͝͝
>>12455760How does our fair maiden get out?
>>12455778in case you want good qualityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0dSq8YMiRs
>>12455760there's no way that bacon cooked through without the egg burning first. her food stand is a stand of lies
>>12455760The fuck is this supposed to be? Something Asians think Americans eat for breakfast?
>>12455860Something koreans think french people eat* more like.
>>12455542It's to bad he died. He left a wife and his fag son behind in life. His son is not going to be heir to his egg stand because he left that business all together. Keep this webm in honour of the almighty egg king. He may be gone now but will always be remembered. His eggstand has been dismantled since. RIP eggbro.
>>12456090haha f-funny joke he didn't ACTUALLY die... right?
>>12456107Yeah he did. Had a heart attack one mourning on his way to the eggstand. Went into a coma for a few weeks and his family and doctors decided it was best to pull the plug.
>>12456126Forgot to mention his hospital bill put his family deep in debt because his family was just barely getting by with the eggstand business prior to his death.
>>12455457putta-what-a? more like poop in my desk ahh!!
>>12456224>"i need to work day hours">pfft, no problem
>>12455542There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>12456206what's wrong with him
>>12457068What the fuck kind of ironic shitposting is this?
>>12455542H w do s h g t o t wi h ut br ak ng ny e s?
>>12456206why did this offend me
>>12455457>tshirt that says offal300 dollars a plate, tastes like shit
>>12457566dayum bro like who hurt you :P
>>12458196>he fell for pastadamn it is summer
>>12455542Eggs out get ? he does breaking without all the how
>>12456117this webm made me strangely sad
>>12458285It's always summer on 4chan
>>12455542Eggs the all breaking without there of out get he does how?
>>12458660You sound mad, did someone hurt you?
>>12458837Did someone hurt you? this is an odd statement...
>>12455542This is what I come for every day. Then I just hang around the board hoping for another hit.
>>12456117LOL literally me
>>12455803I think it "coasts" into fully cooked under the heat lamp.>>12456117I want this webm ended at 0:38 and a hot Japanese chick sensually takes a bite.>>12457033Is that a sushi roll inside egg with pasta? Points for uniqueness, I'd taste it.
>>12457033will taste it
>>12456117wtf im exclusively a carnist now
>>12456117Option 1: rinse in vinegar waterOption 2: dehydrate in air fryer
>>12458285oh come on, you fall for bait THAT easily?
>>12461254You sound mad, did someone hurt you?
>>12461366>2019>literally triggered by bait of bait of pasta
>>12461376really, though, did someone hurt you? Need to talk about it, I'm all ears for you if needed, buddy.
>>12456117not shown:>the dirty mexicans doing all the work>them pissing/shitting on the fields>copious drug use>pumping the container full of C02
>>12461499well, duh. it's a liberal add, of course they will leave out the truth.
>>12461499>>12461510God you guys are boring. How is that in any relevant to the content of the video? How is that a funny or interesting thing to mention? I am so glad I don't have to live in those sacks of concrete you use for brains.
>>12461519Because you're a liberal faggot that's part of the herd. ez pz.
>>12461528Also the fact yous part of the heard like to leave out or ignore the details of things.>we live so peachy keenis what you want to hear?
>>12461395anon, quit acting like you are in on it now like bro just take this l and foh
>>12461569m8, you ok?
>>12461602im doing bretti gud anon, how about you?
>>12461643I just looked at some videos of pretty ladies and made some sperm, so I'm feeling comfy.
>>12461647sounds pretty comfyim drinking some coffee while listening to some music, pretty comfy tooguess we are doing alright today :)
>>12461655you sound mad, did some person at some point hurt you?
>>12461718looool bro im mad af since i first started the who hurt you posting in this threadcopycat ass fuccboi ass low energy anon
>>12461811hmm. I think that's a waste of good squid, but there are other foods you can cut into rings that I might try this with.
>>12456224He has tattoos why are they letting him work with food?
>>12462291they saw how well he can handle a sausage
This fucks me up. Why is this a food cart?
>>12461519cry-baby retard NEET.
>>12463050Actually might be good as long as he was rolling it in seasoning and not cinnamon-sugar
>>12463649>runny yolkenjoy your salmonella
>>12461878>says japanese dinner>and here comes the CHEEEESEEvery fucking time, are they cooking for downies?
>>12463050>This fucks me upSo you like it or dislike it?
>>12463050I can't decide if that's some sort of frosting (gross) or mashed potato (YUMMY!)
>>12462286Three cheers for the McChicken
>>12459630haha same haha
>>12464427it's a single sandwich slice of mozzarella. pull the dick out of your ass
>>12464456It's more than zero.
>>12460259Korea. You can tell from the tteokboki.>>12457033The real question is why the fuck is she holding her chopsticks retarded
>>12458422because it shows how soulless our food is
>>12464286Imagine being a crab and seeing this
>>12461184can you not see the half inch long black and grey mould spores? or are you suggesting the fungal flavors and diarrhea post-consumption are desirable?
>>12464492You would understand why you've been walking sideways all your life. All of a sudden you're hurtling forwards, and this is where it takes you.
>>12457033>>12461811Why do gooks have to take superior Japanese cuisine like sushi and ikameshi and ruin it by making inferior versions in some crack van, covering it with egg, and then frying it and dousing it in sauce like some 3rd worlder? The first one looks like they ripped of not only maki rolls and tamagoyaki as well, fucking ingrates. The only good thing to ever come out of that little micropenis of a peninsula are cheap whores
>>12464457Post-war Japan loves cheese Mr. Boomer.
>>12464331>salmonellaRetard, you can only get salmonella from mishandling fish or reptiles (things with scales). Hence the name?
>>12464661That's actually true. Chickens get it from the lizard poo in their feed.
>>12464506cocaine's a helluva drug
>>12464504I feel bad for chuckling at this black humor.
>>12464711Everybody knows chickens are dinosaurs
>>12458099It's infuriating. They're the trash parts of the animal that poorfags eat it to survive. How the fuck did offal as a whole get gentrified?
>>12464747>spills half of the dirty shit on the table
>>12463314>>12464434It’s absolutely just a churro dog.
>>12456117>implying that true "waste" is the fault of the consumer, and not inherent in the BS system that brought them there>implying half those strawberries won't just mold on the fucking grocery store shelf anyway, because lowering the price means less sheckels in Dole's pocketsThis is just like telling people to recycle, when really it does more damage to the environment in the long-term because it wouldn't be profitable for the private corporation who holds the city contract, otherwise. Blame the consumer, when it's really capitalism's fault. Also, aren't these not even "real" PSA's, and all just literal advertising agencies paid for by massive corps?
>>12464747what the hell is wrong with those people?
>>12461537>>12461528>>12461789>>12463216>>12463276This is your brain on 4chan. Any questions?
>>12464331Oh I0 will
>>12464854>calling a machine a bot
>>12464966While I agree for the most part, not wasting food at home is still important and it's all an average citizen can do to combat waste, so I see no harm in this ad. It is fucking nightmarish the amount of waste grocery stores produce, though. Hundreds of pounds of edible but bruised or old food every week for the larger places.t. dumpster diver
>>12463649>undercooked egg>yummy salmonellaNo thanks, i am not an europoor/slanted eyes
>>12464747>puts his entire finger into the cup when serving itLook, I'm not a super stickler when it comes to hygiene in the kitchen, but that's too much.
>>12460693this has to be the most retarded fucking thing I have ever seen in my life on the topic of cooking
>>12460693end result isn't even aesthetic
>>12464457>NO CHEESE ALLOWED IN JAPANESE FOOD BECAUSE I SAY SOWhat are you gonna do about this >>12465156
>>12460339>sushi rollKimbap with eggs and korean rice cakes on top
>>12464552>getting mad on behalf of asians who probably dont give a fucklmao
>>12465462you just don't get it
>>12461811>force feeding the squid only to kill it
>>12464966fuckin checked and truth-pilled
>>12460693Thought he was going to make a fucking knife out of it
>>12456117getting lord of war vibes from this
>>12466577Lol I was waiting for the strawberry to be sent through a barrel into an African teenager's skull
>>12456206what a fucking pig
>>12455760>>12455788>>12455803>>12455860I am the original creator of this webm. I am in Korea right now and will go to this stand and report back.
>>12464966based and breadpilled
>>12466729What if you showed her the webm in this thread and its responses?
>>12464331>>12465284I'm so sorry your animal welfare is so poor as to guarantee shitty eggs.I'll think of you as I enjoy my free-range organic chicken and eggs.
>>12466434ayup ahmed 'm 'ere for me late night kebab after the pubextra sauce this time y' nonce
>>12455542you have to watch all thoses pixels
>>12466104You could probably serve this to snobs who hate junk food and they wouldn't even notice. They would conveniently not get any MSG headaches from it.
>>12466566nothing seems to be happening
>>12466559why cat on meat tree?
>>12466559Join or die
>>12467250My teeth hurt just looking at this
>>12466115what a disgusting videofuck you
>>12466115do you like lick the table clean or something?
>>12466907>free range organic chicken and eggs.retard
Can someone post the gif/webm with the turkish bakery and the shitload of wasps? Shit was cash etc love you foodbros
>>12456139This is the weirdest fanfic.
>>12465156Everything looks absolutely delicious until that idiot decides to ruin the world's most orgasmic flavour with melted cheese on top. Fuck him.
>>12466909>>12466434Fuck me, norf never fails to make me laugh
>>12464331let me guess, american?
>>12468401Please do not belittle real world tragedies in this fashion.
>>12466566How is that even possible?
>>12455783>Ḩ̷̢̗͍͇̟͇͙̗̱̤̱͎͈̖̙̳͍͚̫̰̩̮̥̜̰͓͈̒͜ͅǫ̸̢̨̢̥͔̱̫͕̖̜̼́́͐́̄̊͋̏͑̂̈͋w̵͉̟̱͗̀̇̔̿̋ ̵̢̞͕͍̑̀͊̄̔̈́̐́͛̔̍͐̃̈́͑̿͗͛̃̔̈́̊̈́͂̓̕̕͘͠͝d̵̖̪͈͓̭̥͓̩̘͂̈́͊̓̓̾̏͋̇͐̎̋͛͑̎̔̉́͑͆͌̉̒̿͗̋͘͘ǫ̷͚͌͋͋̄̆͐̐̀̓̋̍̈̍̽͂̏̚̚̚͠ę̴͙̫̰̈́̆̎̇͒̋͊̌̎̃́̆͌̎͆̓̂̂͗̚̕͘͜s̷̨̨͙͕̩̪̮͇̺͔̥͖̯͍̦̠̞̜̭͉̙̓̄͆͂̋̃̌͋̽͛̋̃̔́͘̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̛͔͓̥̮̳͙̝̳̤͚̩̩̤͍̝̯̳̻̻̭̙̱̘̺͚̈̔̓́͂͜h̷̢̡̢̨̧̛̹̦̜̞͍̦̱͕̟͇̣̺͙̝͖̗̣̭̗̥̝̜̑̊́́̍͜ͅę̶̨̨̹͍͈̼̳͙̟̞̪̝̠͈̝̜̟̳̱̦̦̠̝̙̌̇̇̈̚͜͜ ̴̧̧̪͕͉̗̭̪͍̺̥̪̘̯̗̙̮̗̯̜̼͔͔̟̹͕̮̗̜̹̔͐̔̍͘ͅͅǵ̶̛͈͖̯̼̯̯̭͕͚̾̂́̏̔̉͋͂̂̌ͅȩ̸̛̛̛̣͓̪̱̼͕̘̹̫͓̥͉̟̓̆͒̏̑̀̾̏́̿̊͊͒̿̌̎̀̾̌͐͑̿́̀̕͘͠͠t̸̡͕͍̟̦̟͙̭͉͙̆͌̂̉͝ ̵̨͇̻̙̰̤̣͈̳̙̟͖͎͎̥̞͚̭͚̼̰͇͌̂́ō̵̧̨̢̝̼̟̝͗̓̉̿̾͗̃̋͆͛̾̉͌̂́̀͒̿͛̃̇͝͠͝ͅứ̷̧̢̧͓̮̜͖̞̜̙̟̗̪̘̺̺̻̺͍̙͕͎̟̮̖́͋͗t̸͋͂͒̌̂͂̓̂͘͝Wut?
>>12466566>nothing happensBest /ck/ webm so far
>>12458422Congratulations, you're weak willed and susceptible to propoganda
>>12468725This. Wasting food is based as fuck and only cucks don't do it.
>>12464747I knew a girl back when I was in university that went to India to do the typical "woke white girl" shit of studying yoga, apparently on her flight home, she had to be rushed to the hospital due to septic shock from eating street food in India before taking off.
>extra cheese and runny yolksEvery webm thread is the same thing.
>>12468883I've seen this a lot, but I can still appreciate that it brings variety.
>>12468885I'll make some new ones.
>>12468043based smileyman poster. You have been blessed by his eternal smiles and the doubled yolked ostrich egg of good fortunes
>>12468935Thank you kind Korean art student bro.
>>12462291you really don't know jack shit about actual chefs, do you?
>>12469013China is such a meme country, you have people like this and then you have the plastic chick deep frying parasite ridden centipedes in a wine glass.
>>12469042>a country with a large populace have people who do different thingswowwhodda thunket
>>12469042>i've seen one person do these things, that makes them a memeYou're retarded.
>>12469069We have about the same number of people in America, probably more, but not even Florida Man gets as weird as weirdest Chinese, and I don't think of a random no-namer chef who can do that to a tofu will stay a random no-namer.
>>12469185i have pretty good experience with cutting glass and there is for sure glass chips/shards in that wine now
>>12455542Como sale él sin romper los huevos?
>>12468979These are delicious, but this video is giving me the same feeling those pimple popping videos give.
>>12464286This kills 1000 crabs an hour
>>12469117That looks phenomenal, to be fair.
>>12469185what the fuck is this bullshit
>>12469269Well he decants it twice but why not just use a corkscrew?
>>12467729NORMALS? They brought nuclear death to us all
>>12456126Bullshit, how did he get out the night before Einstein!
>>12455542I hope this memes for eternity on /ck/
>>12469087I normally don't like meme food shit but this is great>>12469269>>12469499>>12469556This technique is used for very old bottles of wine where the bottom of the cork is likely perished. If you use a corkscrew the cork falls apart in the bottle, which isn't nice. However in this webm I'm pretty sure its just for show as both the bottle and the cork look very new
>>12469269He's also fucked it up because there's meant to be a small metal insert you put into the bottle after you've taken the top off; it makes it easier to pour & helps avoid any glass shards
>>12470859Franklin bbq, yeah I know.
>>12456206I hate yuropoors so much
>>12467250>>12467876That and my pancreas.
>>12455760i need this in my life>>12455860this is what Americans should be eating for breakfast.
>>12465596thats chinese tho
>>12470859dat tap in the start...
>>12468043I love runny egg yolks but this just grosses me out.
>>12456206Why take the cucumber out of the wrong side of the stack?
>>12466115The squid brain is a ring that goes around its esophagus. It's already functionally dead when they start cramming things down its throat and damage the brain.
>>12466559This is what comes when a pig opens the box
>>12471892That guy is definitely not acting at all. What an obviously genuine series of reactions.
>>12471896Those are just the typical mannerisms of a homosexual
>>12471918You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?
>>12471945really, though, did someone hurt you? Need to talk about it, I'm all ears for you if needed, buddy.
>>12469087Imb4 triggered tards complain about hygiene.
>>12471930He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers
>>12456224seems like spending hours making yourself look like a faggot hipster doesn't make you know how to cook after all
>>12466115Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.
>>12469100>same number of people in America
>>12456117This is stupid, she paid for the fucking strawberries, so its not "wasted"The cost of production was metIts not like a nigger stomped in the store and threw them against the wall and then bailed without paying
>>12469100>We have about the same number of people in America. >US Population 320 Million >China Population 1.2 Billion Anon, I'm sorry, but you're clinically stupid. The fact that you've survived this long is a medical miracle.
>>12472866that's actually why you're charged before that happens brainlet faggot.
>>12456139You realize how pathetic this larp is right?
>>12466115That'll be $500....plus tip.
>>12471930inability to accurately assess emotion is a quality of autism fren
>>12473492you sound very mad, did you get hurt?
>>12465612is that fucking donair meat?
>>12472908They were wasted because in the end they didn't serve their ultimate purpose of being eaten, you mongoloid.
>>12461528>>12461528>saying the same shit as everyone else on 4chins>n-n-no u r teh herd[email protected]
>>12472908When an economy exists only to circulate money and generate wealth, the economy has failed its purpose and needs to be disbanded.
>>12474140you all good bud? Did uncle Tom hurt you?
>>12474218He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers
>>12473509i called you my fren, doesn't seem like a thing a mad person would do
>>12474318that's an eggcellant question
>>12473262think what u want m8.
>>12468335Where in the FUCK can I get viennetta in America?
>>12468743>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuNOk, this is based.
>>12455760What kind of batter is she using?
>>12464286Seems unnecessarily sadistic to make the machine look like a giant crab
>>12457033Nice menstrual period bro
>>12460693molecular gastronomy was a mistake
>>12464286Human animal deserves a destroyed planet. Fucking niggers.
>>12469087I just love how the server throws that shit on their plate
>>12468743Holy shit, old 4chan came back with a vengeance for one Vocaroo
>>12468731>being that weak
>>12469741they had to use eggsplosives
>>12455760how does she get out without spilling all the eggs?
>>12465602I hate that this cuts off right before he angrily grabs chopsticks and chows down
>>12455542We need this in 4k, and someone please make a documentary about this guy
>>12464506>>12464776It's better, that guys in ecstasy, baby!
>>12463659Instant boner everytime
>>12476043He died so there is no interview from the man himself. Or his eggstand for that matter.
>>12456117lol i always fucking do this with fruit
>>12469646A fellow man of culture
>>12476884Warcraft!>>12476922Binding of Isaac!>>12476864huh? Like... Sim City?
>>12477016shut ur fuckin mouth
>>12477002shucking scallops is a cunt of a job, specially after doing it a ton at a time. all the sharp small bits of shell get fucking everywhere. dont think anyone does it anymore in mass quantities on the east coast of australia, last i heard the ship the cunts of whole to the gooks and get those cunt to do it.
>>12477121You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?
>>12477599I'll hurt you big boy
>>12477601dayum bro like who hurt you :P
>>12463649>>12464331>>12465284ive never seen a scotch egg that wasnt hardboiled this is 100% a burger nigger trying to make a "cuisine" version not a bong
>>12477609your mom when she chafed my dick hiyoo
>>12477622Did someone hurt you? this is an odd statement...
>>12477709your dad when I chafed my dick even more
>>12473255When do they start the summer games
>>12477326Yep. It's not because people won't do it, it's because life is so much cheaper in China. Then they buy the scallops back again and wonder why their kids can't find a job.
>>12477792really, though, did someone hurt you? Need to talk about it, I'm all ears for you if needed, buddy.
>>12477884>soon(tm)The thread on /vg/ will have updates, but August probably.
>>12478458>>12477884cup starts july 19ththey are looking to bring the dates a bit back in line with the actual seasonsWould love some input regarding our roster.who should come on, who should be replaced etc.
>>12468743based beyond human comprehension
>>12477884>>12478458>>12478550for reference, the winter cup roster
>>12458285And then replied to it with normie fagtalk.
>>12477619100% wrong. It's 100% some snaggletoothed Brit.>iced water>icedIn the States, they call it ice water. Ice. Not iced.>even fucking mentioning Celsius100% some gnarltoothed British animal.>cling filmAlso 100% British gremlin. In the States it's plastic wrap.>brown nigger shitskin eggsI think we're done here.The issue is you've simply never had a freshly-prepared Scotch egg.
>>12464471LA, actually. That's why he has a churro machine.
>>12478698Man, who hurt you? I feel bad for you and just want to let you know you can talk to me if you want to. To talk out your issues and such.
>>12477494When David Chang told the price points guys to dip his fried chicken in buckets of caviar I about lost my mind. He wanted to win that contest so fucking bad GOD he's transparent I hate that fuck
>>12464823why does he move his head instead of his hand
>>12474769You've got it all wrong. That claw is an idol of the Crab God.'till the very rnd, the crab thibk they are taken to Heaven.
>>12478550Still feels pretty good to me. I don't know if there are any strong new memes worth adding. Deenz and the satanic mark wiens thing at a stretch. There's a lot of shitposting about the impossible burger at the moment, but that's sort of already covered by vegan hate.
>>12468883Don't like food that stare back at me
>>12479132i agreethere just hasnt been any new board ''''culture'''' at all in the last years even.it just gets spread thinner and thinner by lower and lower effort shitposting
>>12464747watching this gave me diarrhea
>>12463659I'm sorry. I fucking love fried belly and fried fatty meat but the separation between the crispy outside and the weird goo on top of the meat really does not do it for me. Doesn't look great to me. This is meme cooking imho.