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low quality edition

>> No.12455467

someone post it

>> No.12455542
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>> No.12455547

>>12455457

I have a dough blade but never thought to use it for other purposes. I can't make out wtf is going on in the webm but it has given me ideas to repurpose a kitchen tool I never use.

>> No.12455548

>>12455542
based

>> No.12455607

>>12455547
pasta made out of pigskin

>> No.12455680

>>12455542
hwo do he get home from there?

>> No.12455760
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>> No.12455778

>>12455607
wa la

>> No.12455783

>>12455542
Ḩ̷̢̗͍͇̟͇͙̗̱̤̱͎͈̖̙̳͍͚̫̰̩̮̥̜̰͓͈̒͜ͅǫ̸̢̨̢̥͔̱̫͕̖̜̼́́͐́̄̊͋̏͑̂̈͋w̵͉̟̱͗̀̇̔̿̋ ̵̢̞͕͍̑̀͊̄̔̈́̐́͛̔̍͐̃̈́͑̿͗͛̃̔̈́̊̈́͂̓̕̕͘͠͝d̵̖̪͈͓̭̥͓̩̘͂̈́͊̓̓̾̏͋̇͐̎̋͛͑̎̔̉́͑͆͌̉̒̿͗̋͘͘ǫ̷͚͌͋͋̄̆͐̐̀̓̋̍̈̍̽͂̏̚̚̚͠ę̴͙̫̰̈́̆̎̇͒̋͊̌̎̃́̆͌̎͆̓̂̂͗̚̕͘͜s̷̨̨͙͕̩̪̮͇̺͔̥͖̯͍̦̠̞̜̭͉̙̓̄͆͂̋̃̌͋̽͛̋̃̔́͘̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̛͔͓̥̮̳͙̝̳̤͚̩̩̤͍̝̯̳̻̻̭̙̱̘̺͚̈̔̓́͂͜h̷̢̡̢̨̧̛̹̦̜̞͍̦̱͕̟͇̣̺͙̝͖̗̣̭̗̥̝̜̑̊́́̍͜ͅę̶̨̨̹͍͈̼̳͙̟̞̪̝̠͈̝̜̟̳̱̦̦̠̝̙̌̇̇̈̚͜͜ ̴̧̧̪͕͉̗̭̪͍̺̥̪̘̯̗̙̮̗̯̜̼͔͔̟̹͕̮̗̜̹̔͐̔̍͘ͅͅǵ̶̛͈͖̯̼̯̯̭͕͚̾̂́̏̔̉͋͂̂̌ͅȩ̸̛̛̛̣͓̪̱̼͕̘̹̫͓̥͉̟̓̆͒̏̑̀̾̏́̿̊͊͒̿̌̎̀̾̌͐͑̿́̀̕͘͠͠t̸̡͕͍̟̦̟͙̭͉͙̆͌̂̉͝ ̵̨͇̻̙̰̤̣͈̳̙̟͖͎͎̥̞͚̭͚̼̰͇͌̂́ō̵̧̨̢̝̼̟̝͗̓̉̿̾͗̃̋͆͛̾̉͌̂́̀͒̿͛̃̇͝͠͝ͅứ̷̧̢̧͓̮̜͖̞̜̙̟̗̪̘̺̺̻̺͍̙͕͎̟̮̖́͋͗t̸̞̳̖͋͂͒̌̂͂̓̂̂̀̽̀̋͘͜͝?̷̢̡͓̱̦͖͉͍̫̻̐͋̀͛̓̀͋̈́̋̀̓͌͐̍͆̋̒̔̇̈́̍͛̕̕̚͜͝͝

>> No.12455788

>>12455760
How does our fair maiden get out?

>> No.12455790

>>12455778
in case you want good quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0dSq8YMiRs

>> No.12455803

>>12455760

there's no way that bacon cooked through without the egg burning first. her food stand is a stand of lies

>> No.12455860

>>12455760
The fuck is this supposed to be? Something Asians think Americans eat for breakfast?

>> No.12455868

>>12455860
Something koreans think french people eat* more like.

>> No.12456090

>>12455542
It's to bad he died. He left a wife and his fag son behind in life. His son is not going to be heir to his egg stand because he left that business all together. Keep this webm in honour of the almighty egg king. He may be gone now but will always be remembered. His eggstand has been dismantled since. RIP eggbro.

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>>12456090
haha f-funny joke he didn't ACTUALLY die... right?

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>> No.12456126

>>12456107
Yeah he did. Had a heart attack one mourning on his way to the eggstand. Went into a coma for a few weeks and his family and doctors decided it was best to pull the plug.

>> No.12456139

>>12456126
Forgot to mention his hospital bill put his family deep in debt because his family was just barely getting by with the eggstand business prior to his death.

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>> No.12456221

>>12455457
putta-what-a? more like poop in my desk ahh!!

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poor gouy

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>> No.12457068

>>12456224
me_irl XD

>> No.12457225
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>>12456224
>"i need to work day hours"
>pfft, no problem

>> No.12457566

>>12455542
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12457993

>>12456206

what's wrong with him

>> No.12458071

>>12457068
What the fuck kind of ironic shitposting is this?

>> No.12458077

>>12455542
H w do s h g t o t wi h ut br ak ng ny e s?

>> No.12458097

>>12456206
why did this offend me

>> No.12458099

>>12455457
>tshirt that says offal
300 dollars a plate, tastes like shit

>> No.12458196

>>12457566
dayum bro like who hurt you :P

>> No.12458285

>>12458196
>he fell for pasta
damn it is summer

>> No.12458382

>>12455542
Eggs out get ? he does breaking without all the how

>> No.12458422

>>12456117
this webm made me strangely sad

>> No.12458529

>>12456206
>EU """portions"""

>> No.12458660

>>12458285
It's always summer on 4chan

>> No.12458837

>>12455542
Eggs the all breaking without there of out get he does how?

>> No.12458842

>>12458422
Me too.

>> No.12458848

>>12458660
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12459615

>>12458837
Did someone hurt you? this is an odd statement...

>> No.12459623

>>12455542
This is what I come for every day. Then I just hang around the board hoping for another hit.

>> No.12459630

>>12456117
LOL literally me

>> No.12460259

>>12457033
source, locale?

>> No.12460339

>>12455803

I think it "coasts" into fully cooked under the heat lamp.

>>12456117

I want this webm ended at 0:38 and a hot Japanese chick sensually takes a bite.

>>12457033

Is that a sushi roll inside egg with pasta? Points for uniqueness, I'd taste it.

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>>12457033
will taste it

>> No.12460890

>>12456117
wtf im exclusively a carnist now

>> No.12461184

>>12456117
Option 1: rinse in vinegar water

Option 2: dehydrate in air fryer

>> No.12461254

>>12458285
oh come on, you fall for bait THAT easily?

>> No.12461366

>>12461254
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12461376

>>12461366
>2019
>literally triggered by bait of bait of pasta

>> No.12461395

>>12461376
really, though, did someone hurt you? Need to talk about it, I'm all ears for you if needed, buddy.

>> No.12461499

>>12456117
not shown:
>the dirty mexicans doing all the work
>them pissing/shitting on the fields
>copious drug use
>pumping the container full of C02

>> No.12461510

>>12461499
well, duh. it's a liberal add, of course they will leave out the truth.

>> No.12461518

>>12461510
ad*

>> No.12461519

>>12461499
>>12461510
God you guys are boring. How is that in any relevant to the content of the video? How is that a funny or interesting thing to mention? I am so glad I don't have to live in those sacks of concrete you use for brains.

>> No.12461528

>>12461519
Because you're a liberal faggot that's part of the herd. ez pz.

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>>12461528
Also the fact yous part of the heard like to leave out or ignore the details of things.
>we live so peachy keen
is what you want to hear?

>> No.12461569

>>12461395
anon, quit acting like you are in on it now
like bro just take this l and foh

>> No.12461602

>>12461569
m8, you ok?

>> No.12461643

>>12461602
im doing bretti gud anon, how about you?

>> No.12461647

>>12461643
I just looked at some videos of pretty ladies and made some sperm, so I'm feeling comfy.

>> No.12461655

>>12461647
sounds pretty comfy
im drinking some coffee while listening to some music, pretty comfy too
guess we are doing alright today :)

>> No.12461718

>>12461655
you sound mad, did some person at some point hurt you?

>> No.12461726

>>12461718
looool bro im mad af since i first started the who hurt you posting in this thread
copycat ass fuccboi ass low energy anon

>> No.12461789

>>12461519
>t.Mexican't

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>> No.12461816

>>12461811
hmm. I think that's a waste of good squid, but there are other foods you can cut into rings that I might try this with.

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>>12461878

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>> No.12462291

>>12456224
He has tattoos why are they letting him work with food?

>> No.12462303

>>12461816
Snek? Tuuuuuuuuuuuuube

>> No.12462306

>>12462291
they saw how well he can handle a sausage

>> No.12463050
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This fucks me up. Why is this a food cart?

>> No.12463216

>>12461519
rent free

>> No.12463276

>>12461519
cry-baby retard NEET.

>> No.12463314

>>12463050
Actually might be good as long as he was rolling it in seasoning and not cinnamon-sugar

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>> No.12464331

>>12463649
>runny yolk

enjoy your salmonella

>> No.12464379

>>12456206
Jesus Christ

>> No.12464427

>>12461878
>says japanese dinner
>and here comes the CHEEEESE
Every fucking time, are they cooking for downies?

>> No.12464433

>>12463050
>This fucks me up
So you like it or dislike it?

>> No.12464434

>>12463050
I can't decide if that's some sort of frosting (gross) or mashed potato (YUMMY!)

>> No.12464438

>>12462286
Three cheers for the McChicken

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>>12459630
haha same haha

>> No.12464456

>>12464427
it's a single sandwich slice of mozzarella. pull the dick out of your ass

>> No.12464457

>>12464456
It's more than zero.

>> No.12464471

>>12460259
Korea. You can tell from the tteokboki.

>>12457033
The real question is why the fuck is she holding her chopsticks retarded

>> No.12464472

>>12458422
because it shows how soulless our food is

>> No.12464492

>>12464286
Imagine being a crab and seeing this

>> No.12464497

>>12461184
can you not see the half inch long black and grey mould spores? or are you suggesting the fungal flavors and diarrhea post-consumption are desirable?

>> No.12464504

>>12464492
You would understand why you've been walking sideways all your life. All of a sudden you're hurtling forwards, and this is where it takes you.

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>>12457033
>>12461811
Why do gooks have to take superior Japanese cuisine like sushi and ikameshi and ruin it by making inferior versions in some crack van, covering it with egg, and then frying it and dousing it in sauce like some 3rd worlder? The first one looks like they ripped of not only maki rolls and tamagoyaki as well, fucking ingrates. The only good thing to ever come out of that little micropenis of a peninsula are cheap whores

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>> No.12464614

>>12464457
Post-war Japan loves cheese Mr. Boomer.

>> No.12464661

>>12464331
>salmonella
Retard, you can only get salmonella from mishandling fish or reptiles (things with scales). Hence the name?

>> No.12464705

>>12464506
lmao

>> No.12464711

>>12464661
That's actually true. Chickens get it from the lizard poo in their feed.

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>> No.12464776

>>12464506

cocaine's a helluva drug

>> No.12464784

>>12464504
I feel bad for chuckling at this black humor.

>> No.12464786

>>12464711
Everybody knows chickens are dinosaurs

>> No.12464807

>>12458099
It's infuriating. They're the trash parts of the animal that poorfags eat it to survive. How the fuck did offal as a whole get gentrified?

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>> No.12464829

>>12464747
>spills half of the dirty shit on the table

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>> No.12464924

>>12463314
>>12464434
It’s absolutely just a churro dog.

>> No.12464966

>>12456117
>implying that true "waste" is the fault of the consumer, and not inherent in the BS system that brought them there
>implying half those strawberries won't just mold on the fucking grocery store shelf anyway, because lowering the price means less sheckels in Dole's pockets
This is just like telling people to recycle, when really it does more damage to the environment in the long-term because it wouldn't be profitable for the private corporation who holds the city contract, otherwise. Blame the consumer, when it's really capitalism's fault. Also, aren't these not even "real" PSA's, and all just literal advertising agencies paid for by massive corps?

>> No.12465054

>>12464747
what the hell is wrong with those people?

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>>12461537
>>12461528
>>12461789
>>12463216
>>12463276
This is your brain on 4chan. Any questions?

>> No.12465111

>>12464331
Oh I0 will

>> No.12465138

>>12464854
>calling a machine a bot

>> No.12465155

>>12464966
While I agree for the most part, not wasting food at home is still important and it's all an average citizen can do to combat waste, so I see no harm in this ad. It is fucking nightmarish the amount of waste grocery stores produce, though. Hundreds of pounds of edible but bruised or old food every week for the larger places.
t. dumpster diver

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>> No.12465284

>>12463649
>undercooked egg
>yummy salmonella
No thanks, i am not an europoor/slanted eyes

>> No.12465364

>>12464747
>puts his entire finger into the cup when serving it
Look, I'm not a super stickler when it comes to hygiene in the kitchen, but that's too much.

>> No.12465462

>>12460693
this has to be the most retarded fucking thing I have ever seen in my life on the topic of cooking

>> No.12465538

>>12460693

end result isn't even aesthetic

>> No.12465596

>>12464457
>NO CHEESE ALLOWED IN JAPANESE FOOD BECAUSE I SAY SO
What are you gonna do about this >>12465156

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>>12465364

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>> No.12465641

>>12460339
>sushi roll
Kimbap with eggs and korean rice cakes on top

>> No.12465867

>>12464552
>getting mad on behalf of asians who probably dont give a fuck
lmao

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>>12465462
you just don't get it

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>>12461811
>force feeding the squid only to kill it

>> No.12466118

>>12464966
fuckin checked and truth-pilled

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>>12465612

>> No.12466488

>>12460693
Thought he was going to make a fucking knife out of it

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>>12466179
>meat tree

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>> No.12466577

>>12456117
getting lord of war vibes from this

>> No.12466582

>>12466577
Lol I was waiting for the strawberry to be sent through a barrel into an African teenager's skull

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>>12465462
>>12466488

>> No.12466720

>>12456206
what a fucking pig

>> No.12466727

>>12466720
right?

>> No.12466729

>>12455760
>>12455788
>>12455803
>>12455860
I am the original creator of this webm. I am in Korea right now and will go to this stand and report back.

>> No.12466735

>>12464966
based and breadpilled

>> No.12466882

>>12466729
What if you showed her the webm in this thread and its responses?

>> No.12466907

>>12464331
>>12465284
I'm so sorry your animal welfare is so poor as to guarantee shitty eggs.
I'll think of you as I enjoy my free-range organic chicken and eggs.

>> No.12466909
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12466909

>>12466434
ayup ahmed 'm 'ere for me late night kebab after the pub
extra sauce this time y' nonce

>> No.12466941

>>12455542
you have to watch all thoses pixels

>> No.12466983

>>12466104
You could probably serve this to snobs who hate junk food and they wouldn't even notice. They would conveniently not get any MSG headaches from it.

>> No.12467172

>>12466566
nothing seems to be happening

>> No.12467250
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>> No.12467716

>>12466559
why cat on meat tree?

>> No.12467729

>>12466559
Join or die

>> No.12467843

>>12460693
reddit

>> No.12467876

>>12467250
My teeth hurt just looking at this

>> No.12467878

>>12464331
based retard

>> No.12467994

>>12466115
what a disgusting video
fuck you

>> No.12468009

>>12466115
do you like lick the table clean or something?

>> No.12468043
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>>12466907
>free range organic chicken and eggs.
retard

>> No.12468292

Can someone post the gif/webm with the turkish bakery and the shitload of wasps? Shit was cash etc love you foodbros

>> No.12468335
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>> No.12468401

>>12456139
This is the weirdest fanfic.

>> No.12468436

>>12465156
Everything looks absolutely delicious until that idiot decides to ruin the world's most orgasmic flavour with melted cheese on top. Fuck him.

>> No.12468439

>>12466909
>>12466434
Fuck me, norf never fails to make me laugh

>> No.12468449
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12468449

>>12468439

>> No.12468508

>>12464331
let me guess, american?

>> No.12468562

>>12468401
Please do not belittle real world tragedies in this fashion.

>> No.12468566

>>12466566
How is that even possible?

>> No.12468651

>>12468562
Uh huh.

>> No.12468694

>>12455783
>Ḩ̷̢̗͍͇̟͇͙̗̱̤̱͎͈̖̙̳͍͚̫̰̩̮̥̜̰͓͈̒͜ͅǫ̸̢̨̢̥͔̱̫͕̖̜̼́́͐́̄̊͋̏͑̂̈͋w̵͉̟̱͗̀̇̔̿̋ ̵̢̞͕͍̑̀͊̄̔̈́̐́͛̔̍͐̃̈́͑̿͗͛̃̔̈́̊̈́͂̓̕̕͘͠͝d̵̖̪͈͓̭̥͓̩̘͂̈́͊̓̓̾̏͋̇͐̎̋͛͑̎̔̉́͑͆͌̉̒̿͗̋͘͘ǫ̷͚͌͋͋̄̆͐̐̀̓̋̍̈̍̽͂̏̚̚̚͠ę̴͙̫̰̈́̆̎̇͒̋͊̌̎̃́̆͌̎͆̓̂̂͗̚̕͘͜s̷̨̨͙͕̩̪̮͇̺͔̥͖̯͍̦̠̞̜̭͉̙̓̄͆͂̋̃̌͋̽͛̋̃̔́͘̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̛͔͓̥̮̳͙̝̳̤͚̩̩̤͍̝̯̳̻̻̭̙̱̘̺͚̈̔̓́͂͜h̷̢̡̢̨̧̛̹̦̜̞͍̦̱͕̟͇̣̺͙̝͖̗̣̭̗̥̝̜̑̊́́̍͜ͅę̶̨̨̹͍͈̼̳͙̟̞̪̝̠͈̝̜̟̳̱̦̦̠̝̙̌̇̇̈̚͜͜ ̴̧̧̪͕͉̗̭̪͍̺̥̪̘̯̗̙̮̗̯̜̼͔͔̟̹͕̮̗̜̹̔͐̔̍͘ͅͅǵ̶̛͈͖̯̼̯̯̭͕͚̾̂́̏̔̉͋͂̂̌ͅȩ̸̛̛̛̣͓̪̱̼͕̘̹̫͓̥͉̟̓̆͒̏̑̀̾̏́̿̊͊͒̿̌̎̀̾̌͐͑̿́̀̕͘͠͠t̸̡͕͍̟̦̟͙̭͉͙̆͌̂̉͝ ̵̨͇̻̙̰̤̣͈̳̙̟͖͎͎̥̞͚̭͚̼̰͇͌̂́ō̵̧̨̢̝̼̟̝͗̓̉̿̾͗̃̋͆͛̾̉͌̂́̀͒̿͛̃̇͝͠͝ͅứ̷̧̢̧͓̮̜͖̞̜̙̟̗̪̘̺̺̻̺͍̙͕͎̟̮̖́͋͗t̸͋͂͒̌̂͂̓̂͘͝
Wut?

>> No.12468703

>>12466566
>nothing happens
Best /ck/ webm so far

>> No.12468718

>>12465538
THIZ

>> No.12468725

>>12458422
Congratulations, you're weak willed and susceptible to propoganda

>> No.12468730

>>12468725
This. Wasting food is based as fuck and only cucks don't do it.

>> No.12468731

>>12464747
I knew a girl back when I was in university that went to India to do the typical "woke white girl" shit of studying yoga, apparently on her flight home, she had to be rushed to the hospital due to septic shock from eating street food in India before taking off.

>> No.12468743

>>12455548
>>12466735
>>12467878
>>12464614
>>12457566
>>12467843
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

>> No.12468774

>>12468743
based

>> No.12468775

>>12465612
Spammus Colossus

>> No.12468778
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>> No.12468784
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>> No.12468820

>extra cheese and runny yolks
Every webm thread is the same thing.

>> No.12468883
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>>12468820

>> No.12468885

>>12468883
I've seen this a lot, but I can still appreciate that it brings variety.

>> No.12468935
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12468935

>>12468885
I'll make some new ones.

>> No.12468956

>>12468043
based smileyman poster. You have been blessed by his eternal smiles and the doubled yolked ostrich egg of good fortunes

>> No.12468979
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>> No.12469004

>>12468935
Thank you kind Korean art student bro.

>> No.12469013
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>> No.12469040

>>12462291
you really don't know jack shit about actual chefs, do you?

>> No.12469042

>>12469013
China is such a meme country, you have people like this and then you have the plastic chick deep frying parasite ridden centipedes in a wine glass.

>> No.12469069

>>12469042
>a country with a large populace have people who do different things
wow
whodda thunket

>> No.12469077

>>12469042
>i've seen one person do these things, that makes them a meme
You're retarded.

>> No.12469087
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>> No.12469100

>>12469069
We have about the same number of people in America, probably more, but not even Florida Man gets as weird as weirdest Chinese, and I don't think of a random no-namer chef who can do that to a tofu will stay a random no-namer.

>> No.12469117
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>> No.12469185
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>>12469185
i have pretty good experience with cutting glass and there is for sure glass chips/shards in that wine now

>> No.12469286

>>12455542
Como sale él sin romper los huevos?

>> No.12469327

>>12468979
These are delicious, but this video is giving me the same feeling those pimple popping videos give.

>> No.12469336

>>12464286
This kills 1000 crabs an hour

>> No.12469356

>>12469117
That looks phenomenal, to be fair.

>> No.12469499

>>12469185
what the fuck is this bullshit

>> No.12469556

>>12469269
Well he decants it twice but why not just use a corkscrew?

>> No.12469646

>>12467729
NORMALS? They brought nuclear death to us all

>> No.12469741

>>12456126
Bullshit, how did he get out the night before Einstein!

>> No.12469773

>>12455542
I hope this memes for eternity on /ck/

>> No.12470450

>>12469087
I normally don't like meme food shit but this is great

>>12469269
>>12469499
>>12469556
This technique is used for very old bottles of wine where the bottom of the cork is likely perished. If you use a corkscrew the cork falls apart in the bottle, which isn't nice. However in this webm I'm pretty sure its just for show as both the bottle and the cork look very new

>> No.12470458

>>12469269
He's also fucked it up because there's meant to be a small metal insert you put into the bottle after you've taken the top off; it makes it easier to pour & helps avoid any glass shards

>> No.12470859
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>> No.12470864

>>12470859
Franklin bbq, yeah I know.

>> No.12470869
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>> No.12470883
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>> No.12471212

>>12456206
I hate yuropoors so much

>> No.12471273

>>12467250
>>12467876
That and my pancreas.

>> No.12471276

>>12455760
i need this in my life
>>12455860
this is what Americans should be eating for breakfast.

>> No.12471384

>>12465596
thats chinese tho

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>>12468743

>> No.12471508
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12471508

>>12470859
dat tap in the start...

>> No.12471565

>>12468043
I love runny egg yolks but this just grosses me out.

>> No.12471571

>>12456206
Why take the cucumber out of the wrong side of the stack?

>> No.12471585

>>12466115
The squid brain is a ring that goes around its esophagus. It's already functionally dead when they start cramming things down its throat and damage the brain.

>> No.12471633

>>12466559
This is what comes when a pig opens the box

>> No.12471892
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>> No.12471896

>>12471892
That guy is definitely not acting at all. What an obviously genuine series of reactions.

>> No.12471918

>>12471896
Those are just the typical mannerisms of a homosexual

>> No.12471930

>>12471918
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12471945

>>12471930
homosexual detected

>> No.12471967

>>12471945
really, though, did someone hurt you? Need to talk about it, I'm all ears for you if needed, buddy.

>> No.12472269

>>12464823
>TheBestSauces.com

>> No.12472475

>>12469087
Imb4 triggered tards complain about hygiene.

>> No.12472704

>>12471967
Yeah... .

>> No.12472833

>>12471930
He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers

>> No.12472861

>>12456224
seems like spending hours making yourself look like a faggot hipster doesn't make you know how to cook after all

>> No.12472866

>>12466115
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.12472906
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12472906

>>12469100
>same number of people in America

>> No.12472908

>>12456117
This is stupid, she paid for the fucking strawberries, so its not "wasted"
The cost of production was met

Its not like a nigger stomped in the store and threw them against the wall and then bailed without paying

>> No.12472934

>>12469100
>We have about the same number of people in America.

>US Population 320 Million
>China Population 1.2 Billion

Anon, I'm sorry, but you're clinically stupid. The fact that you've survived this long is a medical miracle.

>> No.12473055

>>12472866
that's actually why you're charged before that happens brainlet faggot.

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>> No.12473255
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>> No.12473262

>>12456139

You realize how pathetic this larp is right?

>> No.12473279

>>12456117

Kino

>> No.12473417

>>12466115

That'll be $500....plus tip.

>> No.12473492

>>12471930
inability to accurately assess emotion is a quality of autism fren

>> No.12473509

>>12473492
you sound very mad, did you get hurt?

>> No.12474055

>>12472908
This

>> No.12474113

>>12465612
is that fucking donair meat?

>> No.12474131

>>12472908
They were wasted because in the end they didn't serve their ultimate purpose of being eaten, you mongoloid.

>> No.12474140

>>12461528
>>12461528

>saying the same shit as everyone else on 4chins
>n-n-no u r teh herd

[email protected]

>> No.12474146

>>12472908
When an economy exists only to circulate money and generate wealth, the economy has failed its purpose and needs to be disbanded.

>> No.12474218

>>12474140
you all good bud? Did uncle Tom hurt you?

>> No.12474251

>>12474218
He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers

>> No.12474284

>>12473509
i called you my fren, doesn't seem like a thing a mad person would do

>> No.12474318

>>12455542
how egg?

>> No.12474468

>>12474318
that's an eggcellant question

>> No.12474592

>>12473262
think what u want m8.

>> No.12474692

>>12468335
Where in the FUCK can I get viennetta in America?

>> No.12474695

>>12468743
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN
Ok, this is based.

>> No.12474730

>>12455760
What kind of batter is she using?

>> No.12474769

>>12464286

Seems unnecessarily sadistic to make the machine look like a giant crab

>> No.12474893

>>12457033
Nice menstrual period bro

>> No.12474903

>>12460693
molecular gastronomy was a mistake

>> No.12474912

>>12464286
Human animal deserves a destroyed planet. Fucking niggers.

>> No.12475260

>>12469087
I just love how the server throws that shit on their plate

>> No.12475406

>>12468743
Holy shit, old 4chan came back with a vengeance for one Vocaroo

>> No.12475490

>>12468731
>being that weak

>> No.12475549

>>12469741
they had to use eggsplosives

>> No.12475556

>>12455760
how does she get out without spilling all the eggs?

>> No.12475588

>>12465602
I hate that this cuts off right before he angrily grabs chopsticks and chows down

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>>12455542
We need this in 4k, and someone please make a documentary about this guy

>> No.12476080
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12476080

>>12464506
>>12464776
It's better, that guys in ecstasy, baby!

>> No.12476200

>>12463659
Instant boner everytime

>> No.12476257

>>12476043
He died so there is no interview from the man himself. Or his eggstand for that matter.

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>>12476200

>> No.12476879

>>12468743
cringe

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>>12476080

>> No.12476922
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>>12476879

>> No.12476992
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>>12456117
lol i always fucking do this with fruit

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>>12469646
A fellow man of culture

>> No.12477016

>>12476884
Warcraft!
>>12476922
Binding of Isaac!
>>12476864
huh? Like... Sim City?

>> No.12477121

>>12477016
shut ur fuckin mouth

>> No.12477326

>>12477002
shucking scallops is a cunt of a job, specially after doing it a ton at a time. all the sharp small bits of shell get fucking everywhere. dont think anyone does it anymore in mass quantities on the east coast of australia, last i heard the ship the cunts of whole to the gooks and get those cunt to do it.

>> No.12477494
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>> No.12477599

>>12477121
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12477601

>>12477599
I'll hurt you big boy

>> No.12477609

>>12477601
dayum bro like who hurt you :P

>> No.12477619

>>12463649
>>12464331
>>12465284
ive never seen a scotch egg that wasnt hardboiled this is 100% a burger nigger trying to make a "cuisine" version not a bong

>> No.12477622

>>12477609
your mom when she chafed my dick hiyoo

>> No.12477709

>>12477622
Did someone hurt you? this is an odd statement...

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>> No.12477792

>>12477709
your dad when I chafed my dick even more

>> No.12477884

>>12473255
When do they start the summer games

>> No.12477894

>>12477326
Yep. It's not because people won't do it, it's because life is so much cheaper in China. Then they buy the scallops back again and wonder why their kids can't find a job.

>> No.12478165

>>12468384
wtf?

>> No.12478186

>>12477792
really, though, did someone hurt you? Need to talk about it, I'm all ears for you if needed, buddy.

>> No.12478458

>>12477884
>soon(tm)
The thread on /vg/ will have updates, but August probably.

>> No.12478550
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12478550

>>12478458
>>12477884
cup starts july 19th
they are looking to bring the dates a bit back in line with the actual seasons

Would love some input regarding our roster.
who should come on, who should be replaced etc.

>> No.12478551

>>12468743
based beyond human comprehension

>> No.12478653
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12478653

>>12477884
>>12478458
>>12478550

for reference, the winter cup roster

>> No.12478698

>>12458285
And then replied to it with normie fagtalk.

>> No.12478716

>>12477619
100% wrong. It's 100% some snaggletoothed Brit.

>iced water
>iced
In the States, they call it ice water. Ice. Not iced.

>even fucking mentioning Celsius
100% some gnarltoothed British animal.

>cling film
Also 100% British gremlin. In the States it's plastic wrap.

>brown nigger shitskin eggs
I think we're done here.

The issue is you've simply never had a freshly-prepared Scotch egg.

>> No.12478721

>>12464471
LA, actually. That's why he has a churro machine.

>> No.12478739

>>12478698
Man, who hurt you? I feel bad for you and just want to let you know you can talk to me if you want to. To talk out your issues and such.

>> No.12478856
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12478856

>>12477494
When David Chang told the price points guys to dip his fried chicken in buckets of caviar I about lost my mind. He wanted to win that contest so fucking bad GOD he's transparent I hate that fuck

>> No.12478943

>>12464823
why does he move his head instead of his hand

>> No.12478985

>>12474769
You've got it all wrong.
That claw is an idol of the Crab God.
'till the very rnd, the crab thibk they are taken to Heaven.

>> No.12479026

>>12474113
Döner

>> No.12479132

>>12478550
Still feels pretty good to me. I don't know if there are any strong new memes worth adding. Deenz and the satanic mark wiens thing at a stretch. There's a lot of shitposting about the impossible burger at the moment, but that's sort of already covered by vegan hate.

>> No.12479190
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12479190

>>12468883
Don't like food that stare back at me

>> No.12479292

>>12465602
S2 when

>> No.12479368

>>12479132
i agree
there just hasnt been any new board ''''culture'''' at all in the last years even.
it just gets spread thinner and thinner by lower and lower effort shitposting

>> No.12480185

>>12464747
watching this gave me diarrhea

>> No.12480267
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12480267

>>12463659
I'm sorry. I fucking love fried belly and fried fatty meat but the separation between the crispy outside and the weird goo on top of the meat really does not do it for me. Doesn't look great to me. This is meme cooking imho.

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