/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12450054]

In Scotland, most minority-owned restaurants have a deal where you can get an assortment of cheap but filling fried foods and an Irn Bru for £20 or less. This deal is colloquially known as a Hot Carl and is a pretty big hit. What's some regional specialties from your area?

[Anonymous No.12450060]

the UK has better italian food than italy does

[Anonymous No.12450075]

>>12450054
I'm from France and we mainly live on refugee semen

[Anonymous No.12450098]

>>12450054
20 pounds for a box of crap. Outfuckingstanding.

[Anonymous No.12450113]

>>12450060
>italian

[Anonymous No.12450115]

>>12450054
>£20
If that's a joke I'm not laughing

[Anonymous No.12450124]

>>12450054
>Hot Carl

[Anonymous No.12450127]

>>12450113
thats what the box says

[Anonymous No.12450134]

>>12450060
Italian..?

[Anonymous No.12450193]

I've always wanted to try a munchie box but it looks like it'd give me a headache.

[Anonymous No.12450195]

>>12450134
it literally says italian cant you read?

[Anonymous No.12450217]

>>12450054
so OP was born because his mom shit on his dad face ??
for those anons that do not know what a hot carl is:

Hot Karl (also called Hot Sasser) is sexual slang referring to one of several purported acts involving feces. It variously means an act of defecating on one's sexual partner, defecating on someone who is asleep, or defecating on someone's face while covered in plastic wrap also formally known as a "dirty sanchez"
source : Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Karl_(slang)

[Anonymous No.12450239]

>>12450195
I see where it says Italian, yes. I see no Italian food, though.

[Anonymous No.12450250]

>>12450217
A Dirty Sanchez has always been smearing a streak of shit under someone's nose, like a mustache.

[Anonymous No.12450253]

>>12450239
dumb pastanigger mad that the UK does his own food better lmao

[Anonymous No.12450264]

>>12450250
I just posted the info , I didn't make it up

[Anonymous No.12450311]

>>12450253
I'm no Italian, either by birth or heritage, I just don't see anything that looks like Italian food.
>fries
>onion rings
>arugula "salad"
>chicken strips?
Where's the I-tie?

[Anonymous No.12450317]

>>12450311
look at al the green and red stuff stupid

[Anonymous No.12450321]

>>12450317
kek

[Anonymous No.12450647]

Do euros really?

[Anonymous No.12450689]

>>12450054
HSP

[Anonymous No.12450708]

Im watching Brave right now

[Anonymous No.12450758]

>>12450060
Italian? Anywun who sez dis aint a proppa English munchie box is a rite wanka and a poof. My local kebab shop is run by Ahmed (a true geezer just as English as Ngubu and I) and he alway knocks 40p off me munchie box of a Friday nite. He supports ManU to so he's one of tha famly. We dint foight Jerry in two werld worz just so some nazi wanka can say that he cant live ere.

[Anonymous No.12450777]

>>12450239
huh?

[Anonymous No.12450784]

>>12450060
Someone tell bongs fries aren't eye-talian

[Anonymous No.12451734]

Euch

[Anonymous No.12451747]

>>12450758
>cockney
>supports utd
figures

[Anonymous No.12451977]

Eierbal. It's an egg with a curry ragout around it and a deep fried crispy coating. I get one every time I go out drinking

[afatoldman No.12452032]

Nashville, Tennessee USA. Hot Chicken.

[Anonymous No.12452171]

>>12450054
We also have the Hot Carl in the States. Typically though, you have to get a prostitute to do it to you, because I've not found a woman yet who's willing to poop on me, while I'm wrapped in cellophane.

[Anonymous No.12452172]

>>12451977
Japs do this too. They're called curry donuts at the nip market, tensuke, in Columbus Ohio.

[Anonymous No.12452188]

>>12450060
>No pizza
>No pasta
>No gelato
>Italian
Mmmm...

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12452212]

>>12450217
A ‘Hot Carl’ is when you poop directly on someone.

Pooping on someone with plastic wrap is a ‘Warm Carl’

Pooping openly near someone so they can see, but no contact is involved, is called a ‘Cold Carl’ (pooping into a toilet doesn’t count).

[Anonymous No.12452217]

>>12450054
In the Midlands we just love kebabs and cheesy chips with garlic mayo.
At 4am, after 12 hours of drinking.

[Anonymous No.12452243]

>>12450060
£15 for that and this is what it looked like when he got it

[Anonymous No.12452410]

>>12450758
I love these. Your post quality is a step above the rest Anon.

[Anonymous No.12452420]

>>12450054
snack pack or as it's become known in the last few years (to make fun of far-right retard politicians) halal snack pack.
fried hot chips + kebab meat + sauce in a box.
I prefer the chips + garlic sauce + chicken kebab meat although I don't mind beef.

[Anonymous No.12452645]

>>12452172
Interesting, didn't know that

[Anonymous No.12452671]

>>12452243
15 wanker coins for that box of shit?

[Anonymous No.12452725]

>>12450054
Good fucking Christ I'm glad my grandparents got the fuck off your shitty little island. Say what you will about the states, but at least we know how to fucking cook for plebes.

Disgraceful. I expected better, Scotland.

[Anonymous No.12452744]

>>12450060
i'd eat the shit out of that!!!!

[Anonymous No.12452745]

>>12450054

its called a munchie box you bad fucking nonce

[Anonymous No.12454012]

>>12450075
I'm from Auxerre and I'll fight you for that Muslim cum, my wife and I are starving, it's been 9 hours since our last shot.

[Anonymous No.12454037]

>>12450054
In New England we take shelled clams, dredge them in flour and cornmeal and then deep fry them until golden brown. We call the dish chlamydia.

[Anonymous No.12454147]

here in florida all the fucking sand niggers have come down and opened gas stations that sell 284746462 different kinds of delicious fried shit out of school-esque lunch stands and boy oh boy

[Anonymous No.12454158]

>>12450054
Is £20 about $2? Because I wouldn't pay more than $2 for that slop.

[Anonymous No.12454176]

>>12451977
Do they remove the shell or what?

[Anonymous No.12454188]

>>12452212
Tell us about german cuisine

[Anonymous No.12454195]

>the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.
>Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.

Space docking sounds based.

[Anonymous No.12454464]

>Western Connecticut
Buffalo chicken pizza

[Anonymous No.12454477]

>>12450054
the fuck is an Irn Bru?

[Anonymous No.12454501]

>>12450060
> beers ok
> calamari fritti ok
> rucola ok
da fuq are the others

[Anonymous No.12455404]

>>12454477
I especially love it. Even though I used to be a man.

[Anonymous No.12455412]

>>12452032
trash bird

[Anonymous No.12455484]

>>12450075
>>12454012
does arab/black cum taste any different from white cum? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.12456264]

>>12450054
You've made that up. Move along

[Anonymous No.12456282]

>>12454176
Fuck me, tell me you're not for real.

[Anonymous No.12456286]

>>12450054
In Maryland, we got mumbo sauce, which is in the DMV area in your local Chinese restaurant, pit beef, and crab.

[Anonymous No.12456288]

>>12450054
no one calls it a hot carl you twat. its a munchy box

[Anonymous No.12456301]

>>12450054
You pay $25+ for random shit in a box. Imagine having your daughters raped in the name of diversity and having acid thrown in your face, but thats fine, because they pay too much for trash food in a box.

[Anonymous No.12456312]

In southwest/central louisiana we have boudin. It's a heavily spiced sausage made mostly out of pig meat, pig liver, and rice. Looks like a turd but it's damn delicious

[Anonymous No.12457099]

>>12450054

Battered chips are so based & orangey.

Why won't the non midlanders accept this?

[Anonymous No.12457159]

>>12450054
>his deal is colloquially known as a Hot Carl and is a pretty big hit
I have lived in scotland my entire life and literally never heard of that.
Are you sure you don't mean munchie box?

[Anonymous No.12457330]

[Anonymous No.12457334]

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