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/ck/ringe thread

>> No.12448668
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>>12448661

>> No.12448673

>>12448661
>>12448668
alright guys you start

>> No.12448674

>>12448661
Yeah, last after school date because they're getting married before they have time for another date. What absolute wife material.

>> No.12448681

>>12448668

You think these universal love people would object to pedophilia or bestiality?

>> No.12448684

>>12448674
>absolute wife material
>ketchup-drinking hog
Yikes.

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>> No.12448699

>>12448681
It is impossible to gain consent from a child or animal. If you truly loved that child or animal, you would not rape it. Love transcends physical desire.

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>> No.12448740

>>12448738
Not a bad edit. How old is this and on what board did it originate?

>> No.12448751

>>12448740
/ck/, im gay btw if that matters

>> No.12448776

>>12448699
what if the animal was the one penetrating? surely he is consenting to the act

>> No.12448781

>>12448776
>>12448699
This is the type of conversation that happens when you start accepting homosexuality. I fucking hate faggots so much.

>> No.12448786

>>12448781
>i hate gays because you're talking about things that make me uncomfowtabwe
grow up

>> No.12448788

>>12448776
Animals are operating on an instinct that is intended to lead to procreation. They can not comprehend that sexual interaction with you will not result in offspring. You are fooling their understanding and exploiting their ignorance. That is rape.

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>> No.12448791

>>12448688
Sriracha on eggs nearly ruined sriracha sauce for me permanently. It took me a few years to want to use it again.

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>> No.12448807

>>12448781
Based

>> No.12448817
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>>12448661
>>12448668
So why is this supposed to make me want to eat at Jolibees?

>> No.12448824

>>12448703
wise

>> No.12448832

>>12448807
downvoted

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>>12448699
>It is impossible to gain consent from a child
Most kids like sex, some of them turn into power bottoms after prolonged molestation.

>> No.12448837

>>12448836
Of course they like sex, sex is designed to be enjoyable.

doesn't mean they understand consent

>> No.12448845

>>12448791
Why anon? Just curious; If there's anything I put the stuff on it's eggs and pizza. Why does eggs ruin it for you? Is it the garlic or???

>> No.12448870

>>12448817
Because people that eat fastfood are planetoids and therefore orbiters?

>> No.12448877

>>12448870
I bet you think you're the "funny friend".

>> No.12448883

>>12448877
I don't have friends, unless you mean I think I'm Chandler in which case no I don't.

>> No.12448884

>>12448877
You sound fat.

>funny friend
>friend
I'm on 4chan, what do you think?

>> No.12448892

You guys are such faggots

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>>12448870
>eat healthy homecooked food every day
>at a normal weight
>stop for fast food while out doing activities as a quick cheap lunch
>mfw

>> No.12448898

>>12448884
>4chan

4channel actually

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>>12448892
no you

>> No.12448910

>>12448902
That's hot.

>> No.12448923

>>12448896
Let's not kid ourselfes. If you habitually eat fast food, you're either <25 of age and active or losing the fight.

>> No.12448927

>>12448923
Or a contractor working for at least three clients a day who only has time to pick something up between jobs.

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>>12448661

>> No.12448997

>>12448661
Is that a sea of ketchup?

>> No.12449010

>>12448781
B+R

>> No.12449016

>>12448960
What am I looking at here?

>> No.12449022

>>12448923
>t. inferior metabolism genes

>> No.12449023

>>12449016
The grip on the back of her phone, I guess.

>> No.12449032

>>12449023
The Pop Socket? Pretty common amongst women these days.

>> No.12449039

>>12449032
I don't know. I stopped dating when they started thinking you're a creep if they can't find your name on social media.

>> No.12449063

>>12448902
I want a sequel.

>> No.12449070

>>12448902
The bit at the end where she looks around to see who is admiring her kind of spoils it. The director was an idiot for including that.

>> No.12449087

>>12448699
>It is impossible to gain consent from a child or animal.
Based on what criteria?
Animals rape humans.
Children under 18 have sex with each other, why not with adults?

Use an argument that doesn't boil down to "I don't like it" and fits in the real world.

>> No.12449092

>>12448786
dilate

>> No.12449098

>>12449087
Power dynamics.

>> No.12449115

>>12449098
Age isn't a "power dynamic", if it were, it would be illegal for 50 year olds to date 18 year old poor women, yet they do.

Also, wouldn't that bar politicians from dating anyone who wasn't also a politician? Or rich people from dating poor people?

You can't apply that standard fairly. It doesn't work here.

>> No.12449122

>>12449092
masturbate

>> No.12449125

>>12449039
It's an abstract feel. It wasn't a choice for me to stop dating but now that you mention it maybe my lack of social media is a factor in why I often get ghosted.

>> No.12449126

>>12448781
Correct

>> No.12449133

>>12449063
What movie is that?

>> No.12449136

>>12448788
They can't comprehend anything about the consequences of sexual interaction. You don't "rape" an animal, it's called animal cruelty.

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>> No.12449144

>>12448910
>attractive women do anything

yeah its hot because they're hired to be hot

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>> No.12449159

>>12449115
All sex with females is rape they do not have the mental capacity to understand consent

>> No.12449164

>>12448703


le 56%
disgusting

>> No.12449165

>>12449155
oh lawdy

>> No.12449191

>>12449155
Why do kids have to be hungry at certain times? Because fat mom can eat 24/7 not so kid. He'll eat eventually

>> No.12449195

>>12449155
Imagine her beating your meat haha
Wouldn't want that to happen to me

>> No.12449196

>>12448902
I swear i've seen this almost exact sequence in a movie or something. Maybe kung fu panda or something.

>> No.12449203

>>12449039
This hit a little too close.

>> No.12449212

>>12448668
>Burgers?

>> No.12449245 [DELETED] 

>>12448817
>Being enticed into food by the literal niggers of asia
pathetic

>> No.12449258

>>12449155
N

>> No.12449266

>>12448902
>Needing to cut every 1.5 frames
I think this gave me a stroke, jesus christ.

>> No.12449278

>>12449196
I think it's parodying it.

>> No.12449553

>>12448817
third world marketing

>> No.12449567

>>12448795
I miss this things

>> No.12449571

>>12449155
thank the early modern Europeans for coming up with this technique. Whipping boy.

>> No.12449579

>>12448781
b&r

>> No.12449586

>>12448997
It appears to be.

>> No.12449589

>>12449191
What if she has to work right after this and doesnt have the time?(By work i mean drink a 40oz of malt liquor behind the mini market)

>> No.12449601

>>12449140
>bloat stomach
>0 tits
Gross. What a disgusting hag.

>> No.12449635

>>12449601
She's 10x hotter than anyone you'll ever hope to throw a pity fuck your way and that's a fact

>> No.12449639

>>12449266
I think it works for the scene, maybe stop being a brainlet?

>> No.12449647

>>12449639
Go back to /fit/, brainlet. You have to be 18 for /ck/.

>> No.12449723

>>12449039

34 year old boomer here, had a Myspace for a few weeks and that was it. I'd be fucked if my wife and her son left me.

>> No.12449755

>>12449635

>tfw have fucked a Redskins cheerleader, a ravens cheerleader, a girl on the cover of seventeen magazine, dance sluts, etc but that was 15 years ago and now I'm having a hard time even remembering the memories because of weekly binge drinking and excess stress at work

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>> No.12449881

>>12449647
B-but I need to learn how to meal prep.

>> No.12449919

>>12449571
a whipping boy got his ass beat in place of the wealthy, there is no implicit threat against the noble for fucking up

>> No.12449924

>>12449639
fast cuts in movies are designed to appeal to stupid people

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>>12448817
How do I get a filipino girlfriend?
i'm white if that matters

>> No.12449934

>>12448688
Extremely cringe. He’s just trying to appeal to cucks and le numales by using le ebin hot sauce xD

>> No.12449938

>>12449932
Go to the Philippines and suggest you might take her back to your nation. Literally all you have to do.

>> No.12449954

>>12449934
Which part of his meal appeals to you?

>> No.12449967

>>12449932
>How do I get a filipino girlfriend?
Move to Canada. We love them here, apparently.

>> No.12449968

>>12449924
As I said, it works for this scene, it's supposed to be a quick and frantic scene that wouldn't feel nearly as complex or impressive with an uncut or static camera.
But I guess you watched some meme on /tv/ saying that enjoying certain styles is for dumdums.
Disliking what the dumdums like won't make you smarter, bish boe.

>> No.12449972

>>12448703
What is even in those buckets? Slushies?

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>>12448688
>tfw no more eggs from the yard

>> No.12449981

>>12449968
no actually I got that idea from the late great writer Ray Bradbury who mentioned it in an epilogue in one print of Fahrenheit 451 which was especially pertinent because the book is about how the media is used to manipulate people by overstimulating them.
Talking like a nigger doesn't make you valid.

>> No.12450000

>>12449972
yeah, 7/11 occasionally runs a promotion where you can bring in your own container and as long as it fits through this cardboard cutout you can fill it for like $2.

>> No.12450006

>>12449981
Ray Bradbury was a bit of a moron and only that one book, almost thin enough to be a novella, was marginally good. Don't borrow your worldview from dead people.

>> No.12450017

>>12448661
>trine university
you can train retards and autists to do a lot, but they always revert back to their comforting habits when food hits the table and papa isn't there to enforce.

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>>12450006
"Somewhere a Band Is Playing" is one of my favorite stories you cunt. Fight me!

>> No.12450031

>>12450006
he got his start as a short story writer and most of his books are anthologies of them, fahrenheit 451 was also published periodically in magazines. he's fucking brilliant and has influenced me for over a decade of my life when he was still alive. here is the quote I mentioned.
> The whole problem of TV and movies today is summed up for me by the film Moulin Rouge. It came out a few years ago and won a lot of awards. It has 4,560 half-second clips in it. The camera never stops and holds still. So it clicks off your thinking; you can’t think when you have things bombarding you like that. The average TV commercial of sixty seconds has one hundred and twenty half-second clips in it, or one-third of a second. We bombard people with sensation. That substitutes for thinking.

>> No.12450045

>>12449155
Why are black moms so abusive? Ever been in a grocerry store and overhear a black kid asking or grabbing for something? The mom legit yells or threatens them

>> No.12450056

>>12450045
Because it's funny to watch the little shits crap their pants lol
It's just a joke, don't get so roused up about it lmao

>> No.12450059

>>12450056
You have to go back.

>> No.12450066

>>12450059
?

>> No.12450074

>>12450031
You should read Marshall McLuhan's stuff about hot media and cold media if you're interested in that kind of thing, but it's considered a little out of date these days.

>> No.12450083

>>12449974
finally something good from the coyote team

>> No.12450107

>>12450066
Go back.

>> No.12450117

>>12448661
that's a lot of ketchup but where's the cringe. so she likes ketchup. who cares?

>> No.12450120

>>12448661
So this explains why the ketchup pumps at McD's are always empty...

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>> No.12450205

>>12450183
I think I'm going to throw up...

>> No.12450221

>>12448674
kys faggot

>> No.12450228

https://youtu.be/xBnlwi4MnJE
https://youtu.be/xBnlwi4MnJE
https://youtu.be/xBnlwi4MnJE

>> No.12450231

>>12450183
even the chef looks like he's gonna gag after eating that

>> No.12450372

>>12449881
>meal prep
Someone pls post a soyjak. I don't have any saved.

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>>12450372
i thought i had it but i don't, have this instead. it's quite rare i assure you.

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>> No.12450385

>>12450381
>didn't even remove the sticker

>> No.12450392

>>12450378
Exquisite. The way the components come together to create a product that's more than the sum of its parts is masterful. It's clear you were classically trained. May I save this?

>> No.12450404

>>12450385
they're edible

>> No.12450405

>>12450117
just dumping ketchup on a stand liek that is unsanitary and wasteful

>> No.12450407

>>12450404
yeah but why eat them

>> No.12450412

>>12448740
It's unironically from Instagram senpai

>> No.12450415

>>12450381
Ape brain.

>> No.12450432

>>12448923
I mean it's obviously not good for you but the memes of being able to eat fast food and still lose weight are true. It's easy to eat whatever you want and not be a fatass if you practice moderation. I don't give a fuck about burger joints since those bore the shit out of me, but chicken and pizza places are nice.

>> No.12450445

>>12450432
Absolute brainlet.

>> No.12450454

>>12450405
it's the inside of a nug box, not unsanitary unless you're a huge puss

>> No.12450464

>>12449087
If you're stronger and engaging on someone bare mentally there, you're taking advantage. Children don't see adults as equals, they are taught to obey adults. You don't need to gain consent, you just tell them to do it or call it a game. I'm talking 13 and younger.

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>>12450445
>not enjoying chick fil a/zaxby's/local wing joint
>not enjoying your local pizzerias and occasional half-decent chains like papa johns and hungry howies
Keep trying to look cool for all of your friends on /ck/, it's defitinely working.

>> No.12450474

>>12450471
local pizzarias are jews and they want $20 for a large 1 topper

>> No.12450477

>>12450474
Not where I live. I can get a 16" 1 topper for $14, and after the online 10% discount and tax it's 13.48. That's enough food for two days all by itself, I tend to get one every other week or so.

>> No.12450481

>>12450477
I live in commiefornia so the cost of business is higher. But nigga most pies are only like 2500 calories what kind of a manlet are you if that feeds you for two days

>> No.12450495

>>12450481
I wasn't very clear. I meant it lasted as two meals where I eat half at a time, and I usually save the last half for the next day.

>> No.12450591

>>12449567
It’s still in production and it’s delicious

>> No.12450645

>>12448661
wait a minute WTF I used to go trine and she ain’t familiar

>> No.12450678

>>12448699
Physical desire prompts the release of the endorphins that form the emotion you call "love". Oxytocin, serotonin, dopamine. Learn about them.

>> No.12450760

>>12449115
Age is a power dynamic up to a point for sure. The physical differences between a 50 year old dating an 18 year old are much less prominent than any adult with a child. If anything at that point they're much closer to reversing, but still much closer in physical and mental capability.
I think power dynamic is a poor way to look at it. It's more about passing a threshold of physical and mental development such that the person has sufficient autonomy. It's the same reason why society would generally look heavily down upon a fully healthy and intelligent man sexually pursuing women with extreme mental disabilities.

>> No.12450766

>>12450678
Yeah, I know all about that. You don't have much life experience if that's all you know about.

>> No.12450771

>>12449212
My thoughts as well.

>> No.12450794

>>12448817
This is so dumb.

>> No.12450795

>>12450183
Aunt Myrna playing pranks on Jack.

>> No.12450853

>>12449932
>i'm white if that matters
Talk to one

>> No.12451006

>>12450228
only thing cringe about this is he doesn't show the aftermath
and when he says it's hotter than hot sauce i guess

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>> No.12451077

>>12451058
American cuisine everyone

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>> No.12451098

>>12448817
Flips truly are disgusting.

>> No.12451107

>>12448699
Why do people have this meme that you can't obtain consent from a child? You absolutely can, and it's common practice to obtain informed consent from children for medical procedures etc, you just need to do a little bit more explaining than you would do for an adult.

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>>12448738
>>12448668

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>>12448836

>> No.12451571

>>12449932
buy one

>> No.12451576

>>12450074
never expected to see McLuhan's name mentioned on /ck/. His collaboration with Ezra Pound is interesting.

>> No.12451656

>>12449932
go there and say youll take her back with you. Just know she will never love you.

>> No.12451743

>>12449133
Power Rangers

>> No.12451758

>>12451656
There is no such thing as love. The idea of love was invented at a time when women were property. A mail order bride relationship is more honest than the weird romances imagined by people in the modern era.

>> No.12451760

>>12450231
>the chef
he has a name, you faggot

>> No.12451777

>>12451760
Plus he's only the cook. Aunt Myrna was the chef, if anybody was.

>> No.12451787

>>12451758
>theres no such thing as love
man im actually sorry for you my dude. hope you meet someone good someday. Love is real fren I know. Spent ten years loving a great woman from the time when we were 17 till 27. Love is being there when you need them love is supporting someone you care about and love is holding the person in your arms as they take their last breath wishing for gods sake it you instead. please anon dont tell me love isnt real. Idk why you thik this, but I hope you meet the person thatll change your mind about it.

>> No.12451789

>>12451787
You've been clinging to a fiction. It's quite common and nothing to be ashamed of. People cling to all kinds of fictions. Love, religion, patriotism. It's just what the human mind does to make sense of a meaningless universe. But it's a mistake to think your fiction is necessarily applicable to other people.

>> No.12451800

>>12451789
sure ill give you that love may not be for you or many people, but when some people can feel love you cant say its not real. thats like saying chilli isnt real because youve never had it before.

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>>12448817
jesus christ

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>> No.12451864

>>12450183
Id unironically rather shoot myself in the foot with a small caliber handgun then have to eat any of that

>> No.12451873

>>12448740
Reddit

>> No.12451889

>>12449601
Just like yer mum

>> No.12451894

>>12451873
Just like yer mum

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>>12449755
>tfw making up stories to impress an anon youll never tqlk to again

>> No.12451908

>>12450000
>$2
jesus no wonder amerifats are so fucking fat

>> No.12451913

>>12451908
It's not just America and it's only one day a year. The seventh of November in most of the world. The eleventh of July in America, because they write dates weird there.

>> No.12451940

>>12449140
somebody link me the video so I can make a webm of it

>> No.12451944

>>12450045
Black women have 50% more testosterone than white women and are generally poor + were abused when they were younger.

>> No.12451947

>>12449098
>>12450760
The only people who consider 'power dynamics' a thing is roasties with power issues, who are afraid of a man 'controlling' them.

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>> No.12451955

>>12448661
la creatura.....

>> No.12451961

>>12451913
I've never heard of 7/11 elsewhere

>> No.12451963

>>12451950
Only poorfags think this is cringe.

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>>12448781
based

>> No.12451975

>>12451950
This is fucking retarded. Imagine the amazing food and dining experience you could get for the same amount of money you would pay for this bullshit

>> No.12451976
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12451976

>>12449974
>tfw previous day's haul is still safe

>> No.12451982

>>12448837
How young does one have to be to not understand giving consent?
The consent of others is another thing, but it's not like children are going around raping anyone.

>> No.12451984

>>12451975
Poorfag

>> No.12452025

>>12451975
>outing yourself as a dumbass unsolicited

>> No.12452029
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12452029

unironically cringe

>> No.12452030

>>12451982
15 and below

>> No.12452038

>>12451861
This guy is deranged

>> No.12452040

>>12452038
I believe he's had two strokes.

>> No.12452048

>>12451982
6 and below

>> No.12452067

>>12449974
Did that really happen?

>> No.12452148

>>12449070
she is not looking if someone is admiring her but if people not stare at them for doing weird shit you retarded asocial autist

>> No.12452192

>>12451961
Actually Japan has the most 7/11's in the world, with 20,700 stores in the country 2705 in Tokyo alone. USA isn't even second place Thailand is with 10,300. US has 8144.

>> No.12452218

>>12448902
>Cutting out the end where they scissor on the table

>> No.12452234

>>12452192
Yeah, that makes sense. I would have assumed it was a SEA thing.

>> No.12452242
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12452242

>>12448902
>no beam struggle
shit fight 0/10

>> No.12452284

>>12449974
Kek, he's barely taller than the chickens

>> No.12452291

>>12452192
7/11s from my experience tend to be highly prevalent in high density areas/towards the coast and non-existent in lower density areas/middle of the country. might not be accurate but seems that way in my experience

>> No.12452303

>>12449155
Just like the dog one

Fucking kek

>> No.12452323

>>12448661
I remember my first "date" when I was a teen. We went to a local burger restaurant. Of course I didn't eat anything because I was going to get burgers and fries etc. I bought the biggest meal there is. And then I ate it and ate it and ate it. I think the date was a success. On a unrelated note, our relationship didn't last very long. But unironically that wasn't the reason. We just grew apart. :)

>> No.12452361

>>12452323
Wow interesting

>> No.12452429

>>12452361
Isn't it just? Before I hit reply I thought some fuckcunt will surely comment sarcastically on my uninteresting blog post and there you are.

>> No.12452443

>>12451908
smiths chips in the background, its australia, who are actually fatter than america

>> No.12452461

>>12448688
You'd think he'd learn how to cook eggs by now

>> No.12452467

>>12448817
Would be more realistic if she married a white guy

>> No.12452514

>>12448703
What the hell is that on the buckets?

>> No.12452517

>>12452429
Maybe you should have seized on that brief moment of self reflection and not posted your boring blog post.

>> No.12452535
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>>12448681
They've been openly supporting pedos for several years now.

>> No.12452542

>>12452514
you mean the phwa? kfc australia has the most obnoxious advertising

>> No.12452547

>>12452535
i sont understand half these words

>> No.12452565

>>12449968
>it's supposed to be a quick and frantic scene that wouldn't feel nearly as complex or impressive with an uncut or static camera.
the cuts are there because they can't be fucked to actually practice the scene and not drop the fucking fork every other motion.

>> No.12452574

>>12451950
Fail. There was at least a lot of selfie equity, but then they ruin it by smashing the ice cream cubes all over the design they made.

>> No.12452579

>>12448688
man i am not a fan of this guy
i remember a stand-up he did several years ago when obama became president and he mentioned the fact that we had a black president so many times. it was one of the least funny stand-ups ive ever seen

>> No.12452625
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12452625

>>12448902
AND THEN THEY FUCK.PNG

>> No.12452651

>>12449039
I deleted my facebook and non-active on twitter.
I never had that be an issue

>> No.12452677

>>12450045
Because the baby's daddy skipped town.
Young black single moms were expecting to be in the prime of their lives where they thought they'd still be going out with friends and having fun.
Now they have to get a second job to support a child they never wanted.

>> No.12452681

>>12451976
Chickens actually makes a lot more eggs than you'd initially think.
My parents' friends got chickens and they give them a dozen eggs every week.

>> No.12452685

>>12450381
I assume it didn't work because you're supposed to core it first

>> No.12452691

>>12451963
Yeah. Paying extra to be inconvenienced is something richfags do
I bet you own a iphone

>> No.12452701

>>12449196
Are you thinking of the scene in kung fu panda where the fatass is trying to eat while the trainer is stopping him?

>> No.12452735

>>12448786
>Grow up
You a big adult yeah! Big enough to sodomise yeah. Go cruising for teenage boys yeah. Piss in each other's mouth yeah. Spread a little AIDS yeah. Big fucking grown up here.
Fucking grow up you pervert.

>> No.12452739

>>12449149
Pizza is life lol

>> No.12452753

>>12449164
Not the US, dumbfuck.

>> No.12452876

>>12448661
She's a fat slob but I'd still let her swish ketchup around my cock and nut across her cheeks

>> No.12453052

>>12449155
Looks like when you pound the meat for schnitzels

>> No.12453054

>>12452735
Nice projection, now we understand why you're a homophobe.

>> No.12453066

>>12453054
I'm not a homophobe, it is what it is though Nancy boy.

>> No.12453155

>>12452192
Japan's 7/11s are amazing I hear.

>> No.12453202

>>12453155
theyre ok but theres better convenience stores. family marts my fav but if i iirc correctly they dont sell as much hentai manga as places like lawsons

>> No.12453300

>>12452030
>>12451982
>>12452048
The age of consent is, of course, different for everyone, and i guarantee that in the near future there will be a government test that any underage person can Take to give consent to someone.

>> No.12453375 [DELETED] 

>>12452677
>Young black single moms were expecting to be in the prime of their lives where they thought they'd still be going out with friends and having fun.
Now they have to get a second job to support a child they never wanted
Cool story but to have a second job they’d need a first job

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>>12448786
>t.

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>>12450231
>chef

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>>12452029
>portland

>> No.12453576

>>12448661
The more I see this image in the catalog, the more I want to take that woman in my arms and hold her close and just feel the rhythm of her breathing as all the problems of the world fade into the distance. It's weird because the first few times I saw it I didn't think anything of her at all. Is this what is meant by a cursed image?

>> No.12453577

>>12449164
they look cute to me

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>>12448668

>> No.12453608

>>12448661
>Notable alumni
>Gustavo Rojas Pinilla - Was the 19th President of Colombia from June 1953 to May 1957. An Army General, he mounted a successful coup d'état against the incumbent President, Laureano Gómez Castro (1889—1965), imposing martial law and establishing a dictatorship-style government in Colombia.

based and trinepilled.

>> No.12453614

>>12453608
this was literally a question on a quiz show i watched last night. weird

>> No.12453633

>>12448836
rapist spotted

>> No.12453654

>>12451058
HEAPING tablespoons

>murrica

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12453655

>>12448668

>> No.12453664

>>12451861
what the fuck is he doing?

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>>12451084

>> No.12453717

>>12449212
Those are french fries you dumb American

>> No.12453721

>>12448668
Yeah it's pretty cringe that a big cooperation is trying to make money off a group of people
Fuck off Commie

>> No.12453734
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12453734

>>12452535
>no pedo bashing

>> No.12453743

>>12449212
>>12450771
>>>/r/stonetoss

>> No.12453756

>>12452535
>>12452547
>>12453734
It's a Photoshop you fucking tards

>> No.12453758

>>12453743
DO NOT CLICK THIS LIKE IT WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO REDDIT! I CLICKED THE LINK AND THERE WAS NAKED PEOPLE!

>> No.12453762

>>12452535
>NAMBLA
You DO know that no respectable LGBTQ group ever considera themanything else but scum, right?

>> No.12453770

>>12448688
>hot sauce on jalapenos and not the eggs

Jew Rogaine really needs purging from this sphere of existence.

>> No.12453773

>>12453756
reverse image search shows me that you are in fact the retarded one

>> No.12453774
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>>12453758
Um actually it takes you to a blank board because it's trying to search for stonetoss but it can't find anything

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12453780

>>12453762
>respectable
>LGBTQ
you clowning on purpose

>> No.12453781

>>12453762
I don't think NAMBLA has actually existed since maybe some time in the 1970s. Something like that was only possible in the radical 60s when white men could openly call for the most batshit crazy thing possible and it was ok as long as you had an elegantly worded manifesto. By the time the general public became aware that such an organization existed they had all either died of AIDS or gone underground.

>> No.12453791

>>12453781
NAMBLA existed because white men could get away with those things in the past? What an incredibly hot take that i'm sure you didn't just pull out of your ass.

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>>12452681
so enough for one day

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>>12453805
This character is interesting to me.
He's popoular. He takes care of his body. He's confident. He's willing to fight an actual monster to protect his village and the woman he loves.
He's the bad guy.

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>>12453756
Hey newfag, lurn2imagesurch you fucking tard.

>> No.12453833

>>12453820
He didn't deserve to die nor did he deserve an uppity snob like Belle.

>> No.12453866

>>12451982
The same time a child becomes aware of lying is the time when they can distinguish right from wrong, and weigh the benefits of each side

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>>12451982

>> No.12454007

>>12448898
>I’m gay actually
Why do faggots always feel the need to tell everyone they’re gay?

>> No.12454018

>>12453820
>bribes warden to lock up belles father if belle doesn't marry him
>imprisons belle when shes not into him

Being confident, popular, and fit doesn't make someone a good guy.
>is this what betas think?

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>>12454007
attention

>> No.12454166

>>12454018
It is the liberal agenda trying to teach children that male strength and determination is evil and needs to be suppressed every time.

>> No.12454170

>>12454166
But it backfired because Gaston is now more popular than Belle even.

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>>12448661
We are truly living in a bizarre timeline. Trump is a Republican President, and faggot communists are the biggest bootlickers around.

>> No.12454180

>>12448740

30 Rock, so over 10 years

>> No.12454185

>>12454178
Is that the message you glean from OP? What a strange way to look at the world.

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>>12448661
Sbaguetti

>> No.12454220

>>12448688
>LOOK, SEE I PUT JALAPENOS ON EGGS, WHO DOES THAT, RIGHT? ONLY BADASSES LIKE ME WHO LOVE EATING HOT SPICY STUFF ALL THE TIME, EVEN THOUGH THESE ARE SHIT PICKLED JALAPENOS FROM A JAR AND SRIRACHA SAUCE IS BASICALLY SLIGHTLY SPICY SUGAR SYRUP, I'M SUCH A MAN RIGHT GUYS?

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>>12454178

>> No.12454296

>>12454166
I bet you're a fat out of shape loser with no career prospects

>> No.12454363

>>12454296
Obviously. I'm a white male who refused to subscribe to their lies. They never even gave me a chance to succeed.

>> No.12454370

>>12451077
He's of Italian decent, I believe that's where his cooking habits and style come from. Regular Americans don't eat mayo in that amounts

>> No.12454383

>>12454363
Kek

>> No.12454389

>>12448699
>It is impossible to gain consent from a child or animal
Objectively false.

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>>12448681
There's a move to accept MAPs ("Minor Attracted Persons") in the LGBBQOMGWTF+-+ movement, and there's pic related being "a brave and stunning" thing, so I guess it's in the cards?

>> No.12454411

>>12454405
This is fake news and you're a false flagging /pol/cuck.

>> No.12454429

>>12454405
>>12454411
Check instagram.com/desmondisamazing for more sexy I mean inspiring photos

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>>12451084

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>>12454411
Kys

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>>12448836
moooodddssss

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>>12451861
this guy is FUCKED

>> No.12454444

>>12454435
I'm not a pedo but I'd fuck him.

>> No.12454447

>>12448688
>le #healthy as fug xD

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12454457

>>12454444
i got some bad news buddy

also check em

>> No.12454458

>>12448688
This unironically looks good why is everyone mad about this

>> No.12454459

>>12454444
Enjoy your b&

>> No.12454461

>>12452025
Ok, retard.

>> No.12454499

>>12450183
this is the exact kind of shit my relatives would bring to family reunions

>> No.12454503

>>12448681
Gays aren’t pedos, retard.

>> No.12454530

>>12451968
Holy kek, this image. Pokefags are okay sometimes.

>> No.12454549

>>12450045
>legit yells or threatens them
You must live in a decent area, I've seen niglets get slapped into the opposite shelf.

>> No.12454589

>>12450454
The ketchup it's probably leaking onto the counter is kind of cringe, otherwise, I agree.

>> No.12454599

>>12451861
holy fucking BASED

>> No.12454614

>>12450760
I agree with you, but how would socitey feel about a fully healthy and intelligent woman sexually pursuing a mentally retarded man?

>> No.12454616

>>12454614
What do the comments on your photos with your gf say?

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12454626

>>12451861
that entire webm is filled with great reaction pics tho

>> No.12454630

>>12448703
>It's 'Bring Your Own Cup Day' at 7-Eleven
>Two whores think they've outsmarted the national corporation by bringing in KFC buckets as cups
>The checker is far too underpaid and unenthusiastic to stop them
>They drink from their buckets for 3 minutes, get a stomach ache, then throw it all away

>> No.12454644

>>12454630
It's for the memes and a funny memory.

>> No.12454656

>>12454616
Huh?

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>>12448688
How can people eat eggs with runny yolks? Fucking disgusting.

I want my eggs COOKED, not fucking RAW. Why the fuck would you eat uncooked egg?

>> No.12454708

>>12454644
and free advertising
t. shlomo shekelstein

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>>12448836

>> No.12454714

>>12454708
I MEAN ALMOST FREE
OY VEY! THINK OF THE SIX MILLION GALLONS!

>> No.12454720

>>12451968
This makes me miss the love hina dating sim

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12454763

>>12454007
So other gays know you fucking retard, AIDs ain't going to spread itself.

>> No.12454778

>>12448817
Filipinos are cringey as fuck

>> No.12454779

>>12454714
It's a meme, you dip.

>> No.12454800

>>12449723
>her son
Finishing someone else's saved game I see.

>> No.12455031

>>12448688
nah, this is probably good. it's just the type of food that don't look good.

>> No.12455033

>>12452579
i'v enever seen his stand up, but I like his podcast (if the guest is someone interesting, anyway)

>> No.12455042

>>12449932
most filipians don't look like that

>> No.12455043

>>12449974
can't you buy chickens for like $10?

>> No.12455057

>>12453155
They're still convenience stores. Better than ones in US, but nothing to fawn over. I never got the huge appeal and love Japanese convenience stores get. When I visit there I would reather get my food from a grocery store or restaurant...

>> No.12455104

>>12448688
lose the pickled jalapeno garbage-shit, toast the bread, add some white rice and sliced fresh tomato, maybe a few slices of bacon, and we're in business.

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>>12448817
>not also posting the sequel
>>12450794
>>12451098
>>12451823
>>12452467
>>12454778
>>12449932

>> No.12455121

>>12455057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziX1oQRiA3w

>> No.12455240 [DELETED] 

>>12449755
>>tfw have fucked a Redskins cheerleader, a ravens cheerleader, a girl on the cover of seventeen magazine, dance sluts, etc but that was 15 years ago and now I'm having a hard time even remembering the memories because of weekly binge drinking and excess stress at work
>>12451789
>You've been clinging to a fiction. It's quite common and nothing to be ashamed of. People cling to all kinds of fictions. Love, religion, patriotism. It's just what the human mind does to make sense of a meaningless universe. But it's a mistake to think your fiction is necessarily applicable to other people.
C R I N G E

>> No.12455247

>>12449755
>>tfw have fucked a Redskins cheerleader, a ravens cheerleader, a girl on the cover of seventeen magazine, dance sluts, etc but that was 15 years ago and now I'm having a hard time even remembering the memories because of weekly binge drinking and excess stress at work
OK, pal.

>> No.12455291

>>12451789
>You've been clinging to a fiction. It's quite common and nothing to be ashamed of. People cling to all kinds of fictions. Love, religion, patriotism. It's just what the human mind does to make sense of a meaningless universe. But it's a mistake to think your fiction is necessarily applicable to other people.
C R I N G E

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>> No.12455879

>>12448788
>fooling animals understanding and exploiting their ignorance is rape.
So basically farming is rape? Telling your dog he's going walkies, but taking him to the vet is rape? You some kinda animal SJW?

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12456235

>>12448699
You do not understand pedophiles.
They literally see children as romantic partners and try to seduce them, "game" them, if you will. They even misinterpret the confused reactions from children in their delusions as consent.
Basically what I'm saying is that we need to hunt all pedos down like the inferior beasts that they are before it's too late and pedophilia becomes accepted like homo sex

>> No.12456260

>>12449755
did any of the girls hate the way their pussy looked

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12456267

>>12455104
>add some white rice and sliced fresh tomato

>>
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