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/ck/ringe thread

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>> No.12448673

alright guys you start

>> No.12448674

Yeah, last after school date because they're getting married before they have time for another date. What absolute wife material.

>> No.12448681


You think these universal love people would object to pedophilia or bestiality?

>> No.12448684

>absolute wife material
>ketchup-drinking hog

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>> No.12448699

It is impossible to gain consent from a child or animal. If you truly loved that child or animal, you would not rape it. Love transcends physical desire.

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>> No.12448740

Not a bad edit. How old is this and on what board did it originate?

>> No.12448751

/ck/, im gay btw if that matters

>> No.12448776

what if the animal was the one penetrating? surely he is consenting to the act

>> No.12448781

This is the type of conversation that happens when you start accepting homosexuality. I fucking hate faggots so much.

>> No.12448786

>i hate gays because you're talking about things that make me uncomfowtabwe
grow up

>> No.12448788

Animals are operating on an instinct that is intended to lead to procreation. They can not comprehend that sexual interaction with you will not result in offspring. You are fooling their understanding and exploiting their ignorance. That is rape.

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>> No.12448791

Sriracha on eggs nearly ruined sriracha sauce for me permanently. It took me a few years to want to use it again.

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So why is this supposed to make me want to eat at Jolibees?

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>It is impossible to gain consent from a child
Most kids like sex, some of them turn into power bottoms after prolonged molestation.

>> No.12448837

Of course they like sex, sex is designed to be enjoyable.

doesn't mean they understand consent

>> No.12448845

Why anon? Just curious; If there's anything I put the stuff on it's eggs and pizza. Why does eggs ruin it for you? Is it the garlic or???

>> No.12448870

Because people that eat fastfood are planetoids and therefore orbiters?

>> No.12448877

I bet you think you're the "funny friend".

>> No.12448883

I don't have friends, unless you mean I think I'm Chandler in which case no I don't.

>> No.12448884

You sound fat.

>funny friend
I'm on 4chan, what do you think?

>> No.12448892

You guys are such faggots

>> No.12448896
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>eat healthy homecooked food every day
>at a normal weight
>stop for fast food while out doing activities as a quick cheap lunch

>> No.12448898


4channel actually

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no you

>> No.12448910

That's hot.

>> No.12448923

Let's not kid ourselfes. If you habitually eat fast food, you're either <25 of age and active or losing the fight.

>> No.12448927

Or a contractor working for at least three clients a day who only has time to pick something up between jobs.

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>> No.12448997

Is that a sea of ketchup?

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>> No.12449016

What am I looking at here?

>> No.12449022

>t. inferior metabolism genes

>> No.12449023

The grip on the back of her phone, I guess.

>> No.12449032

The Pop Socket? Pretty common amongst women these days.

>> No.12449039

I don't know. I stopped dating when they started thinking you're a creep if they can't find your name on social media.

>> No.12449063

I want a sequel.

>> No.12449070

The bit at the end where she looks around to see who is admiring her kind of spoils it. The director was an idiot for including that.

>> No.12449087

>It is impossible to gain consent from a child or animal.
Based on what criteria?
Animals rape humans.
Children under 18 have sex with each other, why not with adults?

Use an argument that doesn't boil down to "I don't like it" and fits in the real world.

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>> No.12449098

Power dynamics.

>> No.12449115

Age isn't a "power dynamic", if it were, it would be illegal for 50 year olds to date 18 year old poor women, yet they do.

Also, wouldn't that bar politicians from dating anyone who wasn't also a politician? Or rich people from dating poor people?

You can't apply that standard fairly. It doesn't work here.

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>> No.12449125

It's an abstract feel. It wasn't a choice for me to stop dating but now that you mention it maybe my lack of social media is a factor in why I often get ghosted.

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>> No.12449133

What movie is that?

>> No.12449136

They can't comprehend anything about the consequences of sexual interaction. You don't "rape" an animal, it's called animal cruelty.

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>> No.12449144

>attractive women do anything

yeah its hot because they're hired to be hot

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>> No.12449159

All sex with females is rape they do not have the mental capacity to understand consent

>> No.12449164


le 56%

>> No.12449165

oh lawdy

>> No.12449191

Why do kids have to be hungry at certain times? Because fat mom can eat 24/7 not so kid. He'll eat eventually

>> No.12449195

Imagine her beating your meat haha
Wouldn't want that to happen to me

>> No.12449196

I swear i've seen this almost exact sequence in a movie or something. Maybe kung fu panda or something.

>> No.12449203

This hit a little too close.

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>> No.12449245 [DELETED] 

>Being enticed into food by the literal niggers of asia

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>> No.12449266

>Needing to cut every 1.5 frames
I think this gave me a stroke, jesus christ.

>> No.12449278

I think it's parodying it.

>> No.12449553

third world marketing

>> No.12449567

I miss this things

>> No.12449571

thank the early modern Europeans for coming up with this technique. Whipping boy.

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>> No.12449586

It appears to be.

>> No.12449589

What if she has to work right after this and doesnt have the time?(By work i mean drink a 40oz of malt liquor behind the mini market)

>> No.12449601

>bloat stomach
>0 tits
Gross. What a disgusting hag.

>> No.12449635

She's 10x hotter than anyone you'll ever hope to throw a pity fuck your way and that's a fact

>> No.12449639

I think it works for the scene, maybe stop being a brainlet?

>> No.12449647

Go back to /fit/, brainlet. You have to be 18 for /ck/.

>> No.12449723


34 year old boomer here, had a Myspace for a few weeks and that was it. I'd be fucked if my wife and her son left me.

>> No.12449755


>tfw have fucked a Redskins cheerleader, a ravens cheerleader, a girl on the cover of seventeen magazine, dance sluts, etc but that was 15 years ago and now I'm having a hard time even remembering the memories because of weekly binge drinking and excess stress at work

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>> No.12449881

B-but I need to learn how to meal prep.

>> No.12449919

a whipping boy got his ass beat in place of the wealthy, there is no implicit threat against the noble for fucking up

>> No.12449924

fast cuts in movies are designed to appeal to stupid people

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How do I get a filipino girlfriend?
i'm white if that matters

>> No.12449934

Extremely cringe. He’s just trying to appeal to cucks and le numales by using le ebin hot sauce xD

>> No.12449938

Go to the Philippines and suggest you might take her back to your nation. Literally all you have to do.

>> No.12449954

Which part of his meal appeals to you?

>> No.12449967

>How do I get a filipino girlfriend?
Move to Canada. We love them here, apparently.

>> No.12449968

As I said, it works for this scene, it's supposed to be a quick and frantic scene that wouldn't feel nearly as complex or impressive with an uncut or static camera.
But I guess you watched some meme on /tv/ saying that enjoying certain styles is for dumdums.
Disliking what the dumdums like won't make you smarter, bish boe.

>> No.12449972

What is even in those buckets? Slushies?

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>tfw no more eggs from the yard

>> No.12449981

no actually I got that idea from the late great writer Ray Bradbury who mentioned it in an epilogue in one print of Fahrenheit 451 which was especially pertinent because the book is about how the media is used to manipulate people by overstimulating them.
Talking like a nigger doesn't make you valid.

>> No.12450000

yeah, 7/11 occasionally runs a promotion where you can bring in your own container and as long as it fits through this cardboard cutout you can fill it for like $2.

>> No.12450006

Ray Bradbury was a bit of a moron and only that one book, almost thin enough to be a novella, was marginally good. Don't borrow your worldview from dead people.

>> No.12450017

>trine university
you can train retards and autists to do a lot, but they always revert back to their comforting habits when food hits the table and papa isn't there to enforce.

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"Somewhere a Band Is Playing" is one of my favorite stories you cunt. Fight me!

>> No.12450031

he got his start as a short story writer and most of his books are anthologies of them, fahrenheit 451 was also published periodically in magazines. he's fucking brilliant and has influenced me for over a decade of my life when he was still alive. here is the quote I mentioned.
> The whole problem of TV and movies today is summed up for me by the film Moulin Rouge. It came out a few years ago and won a lot of awards. It has 4,560 half-second clips in it. The camera never stops and holds still. So it clicks off your thinking; you can’t think when you have things bombarding you like that. The average TV commercial of sixty seconds has one hundred and twenty half-second clips in it, or one-third of a second. We bombard people with sensation. That substitutes for thinking.

>> No.12450045

Why are black moms so abusive? Ever been in a grocerry store and overhear a black kid asking or grabbing for something? The mom legit yells or threatens them

>> No.12450056

Because it's funny to watch the little shits crap their pants lol
It's just a joke, don't get so roused up about it lmao

>> No.12450059

You have to go back.

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>> No.12450074

You should read Marshall McLuhan's stuff about hot media and cold media if you're interested in that kind of thing, but it's considered a little out of date these days.

>> No.12450083

finally something good from the coyote team

>> No.12450107

Go back.

>> No.12450117

that's a lot of ketchup but where's the cringe. so she likes ketchup. who cares?

>> No.12450120

So this explains why the ketchup pumps at McD's are always empty...

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>> No.12450205

I think I'm going to throw up...

>> No.12450221

kys faggot

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>> No.12450231

even the chef looks like he's gonna gag after eating that

>> No.12450372

>meal prep
Someone pls post a soyjak. I don't have any saved.

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i thought i had it but i don't, have this instead. it's quite rare i assure you.

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>> No.12450385

>didn't even remove the sticker

>> No.12450392

Exquisite. The way the components come together to create a product that's more than the sum of its parts is masterful. It's clear you were classically trained. May I save this?

>> No.12450404

they're edible

>> No.12450405

just dumping ketchup on a stand liek that is unsanitary and wasteful

>> No.12450407

yeah but why eat them

>> No.12450412

It's unironically from Instagram senpai

>> No.12450415

Ape brain.

>> No.12450432

I mean it's obviously not good for you but the memes of being able to eat fast food and still lose weight are true. It's easy to eat whatever you want and not be a fatass if you practice moderation. I don't give a fuck about burger joints since those bore the shit out of me, but chicken and pizza places are nice.

>> No.12450445

Absolute brainlet.

>> No.12450454

it's the inside of a nug box, not unsanitary unless you're a huge puss

>> No.12450464

If you're stronger and engaging on someone bare mentally there, you're taking advantage. Children don't see adults as equals, they are taught to obey adults. You don't need to gain consent, you just tell them to do it or call it a game. I'm talking 13 and younger.

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>not enjoying chick fil a/zaxby's/local wing joint
>not enjoying your local pizzerias and occasional half-decent chains like papa johns and hungry howies
Keep trying to look cool for all of your friends on /ck/, it's defitinely working.

>> No.12450474

local pizzarias are jews and they want $20 for a large 1 topper

>> No.12450477

Not where I live. I can get a 16" 1 topper for $14, and after the online 10% discount and tax it's 13.48. That's enough food for two days all by itself, I tend to get one every other week or so.

>> No.12450481

I live in commiefornia so the cost of business is higher. But nigga most pies are only like 2500 calories what kind of a manlet are you if that feeds you for two days

>> No.12450495

I wasn't very clear. I meant it lasted as two meals where I eat half at a time, and I usually save the last half for the next day.

>> No.12450591

It’s still in production and it’s delicious

>> No.12450645

wait a minute WTF I used to go trine and she ain’t familiar

>> No.12450678

Physical desire prompts the release of the endorphins that form the emotion you call "love". Oxytocin, serotonin, dopamine. Learn about them.

>> No.12450760

Age is a power dynamic up to a point for sure. The physical differences between a 50 year old dating an 18 year old are much less prominent than any adult with a child. If anything at that point they're much closer to reversing, but still much closer in physical and mental capability.
I think power dynamic is a poor way to look at it. It's more about passing a threshold of physical and mental development such that the person has sufficient autonomy. It's the same reason why society would generally look heavily down upon a fully healthy and intelligent man sexually pursuing women with extreme mental disabilities.

>> No.12450766

Yeah, I know all about that. You don't have much life experience if that's all you know about.

>> No.12450771

My thoughts as well.

>> No.12450794

This is so dumb.

>> No.12450795

Aunt Myrna playing pranks on Jack.

>> No.12450853

>i'm white if that matters
Talk to one

>> No.12451006

only thing cringe about this is he doesn't show the aftermath
and when he says it's hotter than hot sauce i guess

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>> No.12451077

American cuisine everyone

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>> No.12451098

Flips truly are disgusting.

>> No.12451107

Why do people have this meme that you can't obtain consent from a child? You absolutely can, and it's common practice to obtain informed consent from children for medical procedures etc, you just need to do a little bit more explaining than you would do for an adult.

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>> No.12451571

buy one

>> No.12451576

never expected to see McLuhan's name mentioned on /ck/. His collaboration with Ezra Pound is interesting.

>> No.12451656

go there and say youll take her back with you. Just know she will never love you.

>> No.12451743

Power Rangers

>> No.12451758

There is no such thing as love. The idea of love was invented at a time when women were property. A mail order bride relationship is more honest than the weird romances imagined by people in the modern era.

>> No.12451760

>the chef
he has a name, you faggot

>> No.12451777

Plus he's only the cook. Aunt Myrna was the chef, if anybody was.

>> No.12451787

>theres no such thing as love
man im actually sorry for you my dude. hope you meet someone good someday. Love is real fren I know. Spent ten years loving a great woman from the time when we were 17 till 27. Love is being there when you need them love is supporting someone you care about and love is holding the person in your arms as they take their last breath wishing for gods sake it you instead. please anon dont tell me love isnt real. Idk why you thik this, but I hope you meet the person thatll change your mind about it.

>> No.12451789

You've been clinging to a fiction. It's quite common and nothing to be ashamed of. People cling to all kinds of fictions. Love, religion, patriotism. It's just what the human mind does to make sense of a meaningless universe. But it's a mistake to think your fiction is necessarily applicable to other people.

>> No.12451800

sure ill give you that love may not be for you or many people, but when some people can feel love you cant say its not real. thats like saying chilli isnt real because youve never had it before.

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jesus christ

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>> No.12451864

Id unironically rather shoot myself in the foot with a small caliber handgun then have to eat any of that

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>> No.12451889

Just like yer mum

>> No.12451894

Just like yer mum

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>tfw making up stories to impress an anon youll never tqlk to again

>> No.12451908

jesus no wonder amerifats are so fucking fat

>> No.12451913

It's not just America and it's only one day a year. The seventh of November in most of the world. The eleventh of July in America, because they write dates weird there.

>> No.12451940

somebody link me the video so I can make a webm of it

>> No.12451944

Black women have 50% more testosterone than white women and are generally poor + were abused when they were younger.

>> No.12451947

The only people who consider 'power dynamics' a thing is roasties with power issues, who are afraid of a man 'controlling' them.

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>> No.12451955

la creatura.....

>> No.12451961

I've never heard of 7/11 elsewhere

>> No.12451963

Only poorfags think this is cringe.

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>> No.12451975

This is fucking retarded. Imagine the amazing food and dining experience you could get for the same amount of money you would pay for this bullshit

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>tfw previous day's haul is still safe

>> No.12451982

How young does one have to be to not understand giving consent?
The consent of others is another thing, but it's not like children are going around raping anyone.

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>> No.12452025

>outing yourself as a dumbass unsolicited

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unironically cringe

>> No.12452030

15 and below

>> No.12452038

This guy is deranged

>> No.12452040

I believe he's had two strokes.

>> No.12452048

6 and below

>> No.12452067

Did that really happen?

>> No.12452148

she is not looking if someone is admiring her but if people not stare at them for doing weird shit you retarded asocial autist

>> No.12452192

Actually Japan has the most 7/11's in the world, with 20,700 stores in the country 2705 in Tokyo alone. USA isn't even second place Thailand is with 10,300. US has 8144.

>> No.12452218

>Cutting out the end where they scissor on the table

>> No.12452234

Yeah, that makes sense. I would have assumed it was a SEA thing.

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>no beam struggle
shit fight 0/10

>> No.12452284

Kek, he's barely taller than the chickens

>> No.12452291

7/11s from my experience tend to be highly prevalent in high density areas/towards the coast and non-existent in lower density areas/middle of the country. might not be accurate but seems that way in my experience

>> No.12452303

Just like the dog one

Fucking kek

>> No.12452323

I remember my first "date" when I was a teen. We went to a local burger restaurant. Of course I didn't eat anything because I was going to get burgers and fries etc. I bought the biggest meal there is. And then I ate it and ate it and ate it. I think the date was a success. On a unrelated note, our relationship didn't last very long. But unironically that wasn't the reason. We just grew apart. :)

>> No.12452361

Wow interesting

>> No.12452429

Isn't it just? Before I hit reply I thought some fuckcunt will surely comment sarcastically on my uninteresting blog post and there you are.

>> No.12452443

smiths chips in the background, its australia, who are actually fatter than america

>> No.12452461

You'd think he'd learn how to cook eggs by now

>> No.12452467

Would be more realistic if she married a white guy

>> No.12452514

What the hell is that on the buckets?

>> No.12452517

Maybe you should have seized on that brief moment of self reflection and not posted your boring blog post.

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They've been openly supporting pedos for several years now.

>> No.12452542

you mean the phwa? kfc australia has the most obnoxious advertising

>> No.12452547

i sont understand half these words

>> No.12452565

>it's supposed to be a quick and frantic scene that wouldn't feel nearly as complex or impressive with an uncut or static camera.
the cuts are there because they can't be fucked to actually practice the scene and not drop the fucking fork every other motion.

>> No.12452574

Fail. There was at least a lot of selfie equity, but then they ruin it by smashing the ice cream cubes all over the design they made.

>> No.12452579

man i am not a fan of this guy
i remember a stand-up he did several years ago when obama became president and he mentioned the fact that we had a black president so many times. it was one of the least funny stand-ups ive ever seen

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>> No.12452651

I deleted my facebook and non-active on twitter.
I never had that be an issue

>> No.12452677

Because the baby's daddy skipped town.
Young black single moms were expecting to be in the prime of their lives where they thought they'd still be going out with friends and having fun.
Now they have to get a second job to support a child they never wanted.

>> No.12452681

Chickens actually makes a lot more eggs than you'd initially think.
My parents' friends got chickens and they give them a dozen eggs every week.

>> No.12452685

I assume it didn't work because you're supposed to core it first

>> No.12452691

Yeah. Paying extra to be inconvenienced is something richfags do
I bet you own a iphone

>> No.12452701

Are you thinking of the scene in kung fu panda where the fatass is trying to eat while the trainer is stopping him?

>> No.12452735

>Grow up
You a big adult yeah! Big enough to sodomise yeah. Go cruising for teenage boys yeah. Piss in each other's mouth yeah. Spread a little AIDS yeah. Big fucking grown up here.
Fucking grow up you pervert.

>> No.12452739

Pizza is life lol

>> No.12452753

Not the US, dumbfuck.

>> No.12452876

She's a fat slob but I'd still let her swish ketchup around my cock and nut across her cheeks

>> No.12453052

Looks like when you pound the meat for schnitzels

>> No.12453054

Nice projection, now we understand why you're a homophobe.

>> No.12453066

I'm not a homophobe, it is what it is though Nancy boy.

>> No.12453155

Japan's 7/11s are amazing I hear.

>> No.12453202

theyre ok but theres better convenience stores. family marts my fav but if i iirc correctly they dont sell as much hentai manga as places like lawsons

>> No.12453300

The age of consent is, of course, different for everyone, and i guarantee that in the near future there will be a government test that any underage person can Take to give consent to someone.

>> No.12453375 [DELETED] 

>Young black single moms were expecting to be in the prime of their lives where they thought they'd still be going out with friends and having fun.
Now they have to get a second job to support a child they never wanted
Cool story but to have a second job they’d need a first job

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>> No.12453576

The more I see this image in the catalog, the more I want to take that woman in my arms and hold her close and just feel the rhythm of her breathing as all the problems of the world fade into the distance. It's weird because the first few times I saw it I didn't think anything of her at all. Is this what is meant by a cursed image?

>> No.12453577

they look cute to me

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>> No.12453608

>Notable alumni
>Gustavo Rojas Pinilla - Was the 19th President of Colombia from June 1953 to May 1957. An Army General, he mounted a successful coup d'état against the incumbent President, Laureano Gómez Castro (1889—1965), imposing martial law and establishing a dictatorship-style government in Colombia.

based and trinepilled.

>> No.12453614

this was literally a question on a quiz show i watched last night. weird

>> No.12453633

rapist spotted

>> No.12453654

HEAPING tablespoons


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>> No.12453664

what the fuck is he doing?

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>> No.12453717

Those are french fries you dumb American

>> No.12453721

Yeah it's pretty cringe that a big cooperation is trying to make money off a group of people
Fuck off Commie

>> No.12453734
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>no pedo bashing

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>> No.12453756

It's a Photoshop you fucking tards

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>> No.12453762

You DO know that no respectable LGBTQ group ever considera themanything else but scum, right?

>> No.12453770

>hot sauce on jalapenos and not the eggs

Jew Rogaine really needs purging from this sphere of existence.

>> No.12453773

reverse image search shows me that you are in fact the retarded one

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Um actually it takes you to a blank board because it's trying to search for stonetoss but it can't find anything

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you clowning on purpose

>> No.12453781

I don't think NAMBLA has actually existed since maybe some time in the 1970s. Something like that was only possible in the radical 60s when white men could openly call for the most batshit crazy thing possible and it was ok as long as you had an elegantly worded manifesto. By the time the general public became aware that such an organization existed they had all either died of AIDS or gone underground.

>> No.12453791

NAMBLA existed because white men could get away with those things in the past? What an incredibly hot take that i'm sure you didn't just pull out of your ass.

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so enough for one day

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This character is interesting to me.
He's popoular. He takes care of his body. He's confident. He's willing to fight an actual monster to protect his village and the woman he loves.
He's the bad guy.

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Hey newfag, lurn2imagesurch you fucking tard.

>> No.12453833

He didn't deserve to die nor did he deserve an uppity snob like Belle.

>> No.12453866

The same time a child becomes aware of lying is the time when they can distinguish right from wrong, and weigh the benefits of each side

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>> No.12454007

>I’m gay actually
Why do faggots always feel the need to tell everyone they’re gay?

>> No.12454018

>bribes warden to lock up belles father if belle doesn't marry him
>imprisons belle when shes not into him

Being confident, popular, and fit doesn't make someone a good guy.
>is this what betas think?

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>> No.12454166

It is the liberal agenda trying to teach children that male strength and determination is evil and needs to be suppressed every time.

>> No.12454170

But it backfired because Gaston is now more popular than Belle even.

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We are truly living in a bizarre timeline. Trump is a Republican President, and faggot communists are the biggest bootlickers around.

>> No.12454180


30 Rock, so over 10 years

>> No.12454185

Is that the message you glean from OP? What a strange way to look at the world.

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>> No.12454296

I bet you're a fat out of shape loser with no career prospects

>> No.12454363

Obviously. I'm a white male who refused to subscribe to their lies. They never even gave me a chance to succeed.

>> No.12454370

He's of Italian decent, I believe that's where his cooking habits and style come from. Regular Americans don't eat mayo in that amounts

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>> No.12454389

>It is impossible to gain consent from a child or animal
Objectively false.

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There's a move to accept MAPs ("Minor Attracted Persons") in the LGBBQOMGWTF+-+ movement, and there's pic related being "a brave and stunning" thing, so I guess it's in the cards?

>> No.12454411

This is fake news and you're a false flagging /pol/cuck.

>> No.12454429

Check instagram.com/desmondisamazing for more sexy I mean inspiring photos

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this guy is FUCKED

>> No.12454444

I'm not a pedo but I'd fuck him.

>> No.12454447

>le #healthy as fug xD

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i got some bad news buddy

also check em

>> No.12454458

This unironically looks good why is everyone mad about this

>> No.12454459

Enjoy your b&

>> No.12454461

Ok, retard.

>> No.12454499

this is the exact kind of shit my relatives would bring to family reunions

>> No.12454503

Gays aren’t pedos, retard.

>> No.12454530

Holy kek, this image. Pokefags are okay sometimes.

>> No.12454549

>legit yells or threatens them
You must live in a decent area, I've seen niglets get slapped into the opposite shelf.

>> No.12454589

The ketchup it's probably leaking onto the counter is kind of cringe, otherwise, I agree.

>> No.12454599

holy fucking BASED

>> No.12454614

I agree with you, but how would socitey feel about a fully healthy and intelligent woman sexually pursuing a mentally retarded man?

>> No.12454616

What do the comments on your photos with your gf say?

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that entire webm is filled with great reaction pics tho

>> No.12454630

>It's 'Bring Your Own Cup Day' at 7-Eleven
>Two whores think they've outsmarted the national corporation by bringing in KFC buckets as cups
>The checker is far too underpaid and unenthusiastic to stop them
>They drink from their buckets for 3 minutes, get a stomach ache, then throw it all away

>> No.12454644

It's for the memes and a funny memory.

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How can people eat eggs with runny yolks? Fucking disgusting.

I want my eggs COOKED, not fucking RAW. Why the fuck would you eat uncooked egg?

>> No.12454708

and free advertising
t. shlomo shekelstein

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>> No.12454720

This makes me miss the love hina dating sim

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So other gays know you fucking retard, AIDs ain't going to spread itself.

>> No.12454778

Filipinos are cringey as fuck

>> No.12454779

It's a meme, you dip.

>> No.12454800

>her son
Finishing someone else's saved game I see.

>> No.12455031

nah, this is probably good. it's just the type of food that don't look good.

>> No.12455033

i'v enever seen his stand up, but I like his podcast (if the guest is someone interesting, anyway)

>> No.12455042

most filipians don't look like that

>> No.12455043

can't you buy chickens for like $10?

>> No.12455057

They're still convenience stores. Better than ones in US, but nothing to fawn over. I never got the huge appeal and love Japanese convenience stores get. When I visit there I would reather get my food from a grocery store or restaurant...

>> No.12455104

lose the pickled jalapeno garbage-shit, toast the bread, add some white rice and sliced fresh tomato, maybe a few slices of bacon, and we're in business.

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>not also posting the sequel

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>> No.12455240 [DELETED] 

>>tfw have fucked a Redskins cheerleader, a ravens cheerleader, a girl on the cover of seventeen magazine, dance sluts, etc but that was 15 years ago and now I'm having a hard time even remembering the memories because of weekly binge drinking and excess stress at work
>You've been clinging to a fiction. It's quite common and nothing to be ashamed of. People cling to all kinds of fictions. Love, religion, patriotism. It's just what the human mind does to make sense of a meaningless universe. But it's a mistake to think your fiction is necessarily applicable to other people.

>> No.12455247

>>tfw have fucked a Redskins cheerleader, a ravens cheerleader, a girl on the cover of seventeen magazine, dance sluts, etc but that was 15 years ago and now I'm having a hard time even remembering the memories because of weekly binge drinking and excess stress at work
OK, pal.

>> No.12455291

>You've been clinging to a fiction. It's quite common and nothing to be ashamed of. People cling to all kinds of fictions. Love, religion, patriotism. It's just what the human mind does to make sense of a meaningless universe. But it's a mistake to think your fiction is necessarily applicable to other people.

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>> No.12455879

>fooling animals understanding and exploiting their ignorance is rape.
So basically farming is rape? Telling your dog he's going walkies, but taking him to the vet is rape? You some kinda animal SJW?

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You do not understand pedophiles.
They literally see children as romantic partners and try to seduce them, "game" them, if you will. They even misinterpret the confused reactions from children in their delusions as consent.
Basically what I'm saying is that we need to hunt all pedos down like the inferior beasts that they are before it's too late and pedophilia becomes accepted like homo sex

>> No.12456260

did any of the girls hate the way their pussy looked

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>add some white rice and sliced fresh tomato

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