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Why the FUCK is there coconut in GERMAN chocolate cake. Coconuts don’t grow in Germany. Also fuck Germans

>> No.12448204

>>12448199
Germutts probably made it and other americans decided it was always a german thing

>> No.12448206

>>12448199
Why do so many white people hate eating coconut? German chocolate cake is delicious.

>> No.12448215

>>12448199
It's named after a person.

>> No.12448222

>>12448215
>>12448215
You fuckers fooled me into thinking Çanada geese were named after a person. THEY'RE NOT
Fuck you and fuck off.

>> No.12448231
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12448231

>>12448215

>> No.12448235

>>12448222
Google Samuel German, Trips-kun.

>> No.12448236

>>12448222
Nevermimd they actually were named after a person.

>> No.12448246

>>12448215
Same guy who first bred German Shepherds.

>> No.12448258

>>12448246
>tfw you’ll never be a shepherd in the Rhineland

>> No.12448445

>>12448206
>Why do so many white people hate eating coconut
Because we have taste. Coconut is the baking equivalent of sawdust. It's cheap filler.

>> No.12448794
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12448794

Germans cook all kind of shit not native to the country

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Bounty Bar, not made on Bounty

>> No.12448831

Schwarzwald ist besser

>> No.12448833

>>12448199
>German chocolate
They don't grow cocoa beans in Germany

>> No.12448842

>>12448206
I like coconut but it's better when it's fresh or it has to be blended smooth. A lot of desserts just have dry and stale coconut in them which isn't very good, it's like chewing on pure fiber.

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>>12448833

>> No.12448982
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12448982

>>12448199
>>12448215
Correctly, it's German's chocolate cake. The recipe was on the old boxes of German's chocolate.
>Pic related.

>> No.12449061

same reason Russians smoke cigarettes despite no tobacco growing in Russia

>> No.12449215

>>12448982
OP btfo'd through the fucking roof

>> No.12449231

>>12448199
LeL. Eastern germans are obsessed with exotic fruits. Maybe your are just in the wrong part of Germany.

>> No.12450175

>>12448199
Why don't you go to >>>/int/ and ask some of the germans there. ALSO WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

>> No.12450179

>>12448199
Pretty much all food is from somewhere else.

>> No.12450220

>>12448199
It's been a rare delicacy since they first started using chocolate. Occasionally swallows carry coconuts to Europe.

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>>12448982
only correct answer to thread

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My fav

>> No.12450338

>>12448794
underrated

>> No.12450424

Absolutely seething. Germans still living in your heads rent free over 7 (seven) decades later

>> No.12450428

>>12448794
Never happened Shlomo

>> No.12450450

>>12448199
Germans don't grow in Germany anymore either, sadly.

>> No.12450605

>>12448445
>Because we have taste
Clearly you don't

>> No.12451235

>>12450241
I want Kat Dennings to piss on my face and tell me I can never satisfy her.

>> No.12451243

>>12448206
legitimately the only food i have hated my entire life based on taste alone. it taste absolutely foul

>> No.12451264

>>12448206
Never met a white person who dislikes coconut. I can't tell if you've actually had this experience or if this is "y do whypipo b like?" bait comment #354098.

>> No.12451302

>>12448445
I feel sorry for you because you never had fresh coconut

>> No.12451356

>>12451302
*fresh young/white coconut

>> No.12451700

>buy german chocolate ice cream thinking it would be like kirschtorte
>it's fucking coconut which I hate
>look it up on the internet and find out
>>12448215
fucking scammed