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I'm fucking sick of the faggot mods on this board. I've been posting my stupid IHOP shit off and on since 2017,but only now have I gotten "warnings." Fuck all of you faggots. I hope you all die.

I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.12445753

>>12445662
>Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths!
What if I poop in it?

>> No.12445767

Is this what schizophrenia looks like

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>>12445662

>> No.12445781

>>12445767
I don't LARP on /x/ but I am an alcoholic.

>> No.12445784

>>12445662
Almost certainly a ban incoming

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>>12445662

>> No.12445807

Damn what a great post. For a minute it felt like I was on the good old 4chan back in the day.

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>>12445807
Agreed. Ever since normalnigger flooded 4chan, the userbase just wants to repeat the same worthless discussion ad nauseum. /ck/'s enthusiasm is so low.
>LMAO HOT SAUCE
>LMAO CAST IRON
>LMAO FAST FOOD
>LMAO OFF TOPIC BULLSHIT IMAGE TALK ABOUT FOOD WINK WINK

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>>12445662
Maybe you copped a warning because you’re repeatedly shitposting the same stale crap that was never funny or amusing to begin with?
Mods=Gods, come on down and ban this shitposting arsewipe.

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What the fuck is this. I love it
Fuck jannies