/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12445019]

When I turn the legal drinking age, all I want to do is just get completely fucked up, I don't care that alcohol is a depressant, I just want to delve further and further into depression and destroy myself, I just want to sit there and wallow in self-pity, I've never had alcohol before though, so I don't really know what I should drink, could I please get some suggestions?

[Anonymous No.12445023]

said the edgy highschool queer

[Anonymous No.12445038]

fuckin etherd bruh

[Anonymous No.12445045]

>>12445019
moonshine. try to drink a whole liter in one go and lay down on your back until you fall unconscious. faggot.

[Anonymous No.12445049]

>>12445045
Okay, thank you

[Anonymous No.12445060]

>>12445049
for real don't go on 4chan for tips for dealing witb depression or having people feel bad for you. I can pretty much guarantee you no one cares enough to be nice. use reddit for actual nice words from soys and normies but unironically.

[Anonymous No.12445087]

>>12445060

[Anonymous No.12445088]

>>12445060
I don't expect anyone here to feel bad for me or be nice, thats why I asked here, if I went on Reddit they'd just give me depression advice and not actual answers to my question. I don't want to deal with depression I want to completely spiral downward into it with excessive alcohol consumption

[Anonymous No.12445096]

>>12445088
said the edgy highschool queer

[Anonymous No.12445104]

>>12445088
>screaming for attention and pity this hard
>not using reddit
ok

[Anonymous No.12445711]

get a bag of ice
a bottle of lime juice or a bunch of fresh limes/lemons
and a mixer like tonic water or ginger beer

and a bottle of cheap vodka

the ice and the citrus are the keys to making it easy to drink
totally fill your glass with ice and go almost 1:1:1 on mixer, lime, and vodka

[Anonymous No.12445714]

but honestly man it sounds like a real drug addiction would be more up your alley

[Anonymous No.12445788]

>>12445019
GO GO GO ANON!!! I believe in you, even when the others don't.

[Anonymous No.12446121]

>>12445019
I know I can't stop you realistically but you shouldn't fucking start drinking. If you genetic proclivity to addiction you'll keep going until it's impossible to stop without expensive rehab or you'll just die when you sleep longer than 10 hours through violent delirium tremors.

[Anonymous No.12446140]

>>12445019
smoke pot instead.

I'm a drinker, but unless you're in a more stabilized depression, you'll just drink too much and puke.

[Anonymous No.12446151]

>i want to drink deadly amounts of alcohol and ruin my entire life along with my physical health forever
>can't do it right now though, it's illegal

Come on, dude. Any hobo outside a supermarket will get you a bottle or two for a fiver, or even just a swig. If you're gonna be a retard you better start now.

[Anonymous No.12446245]

>>12445714
This. Alcohol is the dumbest substance to get addicted to

[Anonymous No.12446252]

>>12445019
A depressant means it depresses the CNS. Most people don't get emotionally depressed when they drink alcohol.

[Anonymous No.12446284]

>>12445019
Kek,getting wasted on booze is going to literally ruin booze for you,at some point even the smell will give you nausea
The only thing that will get you where you want to go is beer,but good beer is too good to be wasted like this
On the other hand,cheap ass beer (usually cans) are the way to go
If you don't like beer,you can drink the shittiest rum ever:
Havana Club
It's stronger and gets you drunk quite fast

[Anonymous No.12446293]

>>12445088
Actually, you should read a few dozen pages of posts on /r/cripplingalcoholism on plebbit and make sure it's the life for you before you start down that path.

[Anonymous No.12446322]

>>12445019
>all I want to do is just get completely fucked up
You sound like a fucking high school senior ready for school to start bakk up again. Go fuck yourself. But, here's the deal.
You need to respect alcohol.

If you wanna get fucked up, go buy a bottle of Everclear/Golden-Grain. It's the strongest alcohol you can legally buy on the market. It smells and tastes like rubbing alcohol. That's your fucking solution.
If you want to get """""fucked up""""" then you should just be that asshole you drinks a popular domestic for a pretentious cheap price, like the alcoholic daddies who are brand loyal to Budweiser and Busch. If you're gonna be like the denizens of /ck/ who complain about where the /al/ck/ threads went then you should stick to Natty Daddy's, Steel Reserve, Hamm's, bumwines, and well-liquors.

I personally believe that a person should stick to singles of beer, 50mL's of spirits, and 100ml's of wines until you figure out what you like best and then start branching out from there trying new brands until you find what you like best. You'll definitely get fucked up along the way. I mean, it's about the journey you know? Not the destination.
>>12446121
>>12446140
>>12446245
>>12446293
dumb
>>12445038
>>12445087
>>12446151
>>12446252
smart

[Anonymous No.12446334]

>>12446322
>go buy a bottle of Everclear/Golden-Grain. It's the strongest alcohol you can legally buy on the market.

You're fucking retarded. OP didn't say he wanted to immediately die, he said he wanted

>get completely fucked up
>elve further and further into depression and destroy myself
>sit there and wallow in self-pity

Everclear will be vomit everywhere, ambulance ride, grave family/friend concern, and in general nothing like what OP wants.

Nobody who can't knock back a 12 pack and function normally should ever even think about everclear. If OP wants a plan, it's conquer a 6 pack, conquer a 12 pack, and then you have enough experience to make big boy choices. Until then, OP should stick with beer, experiment with wine here and there, as both of those will get casuals super fucked up without risking serious consequences.

Your advice is terrible. Shame on you.