/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12441821]

Restaurants aren’t churches. When you go into a restaurant, you, the consumer, are in charge. You should be able to order off the menu. You should be able to order anything off the menu.

Me and my wife were in North Carolina, at a seaside restaurant that had recently revamped its menu such that it no longer included hush puppies, and my baby wanted hush puppies, so I ordered some.

“I’m sorry, sir; those aren’t on the menu,” said the server.

”They are so on the menu,” I said. “Your catfish, here, is rolled in cornmeal. Your fried chicken is soaked in buttermilk. Your french fries are made in a deep-fat fryer. Combine the cornmeal and the buttermilk, make them in to balls, fry them, and serve them to my wife.”

“I’ll have to go speak to the manager,” said the waiter.

I didn’t get what I wanted until I scrawled “I’m comin’ back there!” on a coaster and had it delivered to the cook. Everyone should try this.

[Anonymous No.12441822]

I hope your wife enjoyed her feces-infused hush puppies.

[Anonymous No.12441824]

Ok but you need to just go ahead and shave your head already. That shit looks cringy as hell.

[Anonymous No.12441846]

>>12441821
I doubt he really did this. He’s a showman trying to rile up a crowd.

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12441851]

>>12441821
Is there a glitch in the matrix? This thread already happened.

[Anonymous No.12441857]

Oh look, yet another faggot trying to force some
New meme~
>/ck/ hates alton brown xD

[Anonymous No.12441867]

>>12441821
Guess who farted on your salad

[Anonymous No.12442262]

>>12441821
I like this guy just think he owns the entire restaurant and can boss the employees around to make him custom dishes all because he was a TV """"""chef""""" for a few years who himself had no actual restaurant training and relied on his staff of researchers to come up with recipes for him.

[Anonymous No.12442284]

>>12442262
He’s the Bill Nye of cooking. Pure, unadulterated soy.

[Anonymous No.12442296]

>>12442284
Bill Nye's a radical leftist, fuck him.

[Anonymous No.12442328]

>>12441821
Why do you keep posting pictures of these faggots time and time again?
It's an honest question.

[Anonymous No.12442336]

>>12441821
>I didn’t get what I wanted until I scrawled “I’m comin’ back there!” on a coaster and had it delivered to the cook.
Hmm I actually kinda believed the story until this

[Anonymous No.12442338]

>>12442284
He really is.
Reddit ""chef"" who isn't even a chef.

[Anonymous No.12442339]

>>12442296
>>12442284
>both Bill Nye and Alton Brown are based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.12442344]

>>12442284

Stop saying soy, it makes you sound like a teenager. Grow some respect.

[Anonymous No.12442351]

>>12441851
How would you know, since you are just a brain dead 9V battery?

[Anonymous No.12442356]

Based Alton triggering all the hot sauce collecting soy boys on this board

[Anonymous No.12442358]

>>12442344
Don't get triggered by a word.

[Anonymous No.12442359]

>>12442344
Found the soyboy

[Anonymous No.12442371]

>>12442359
>>12442358

I just feel embarrassed for your, I dunno It's like babysitting kids.

[Anonymous No.12442377]

>>12442371
you're on a kids website fucking dipshit

[Anonymous No.12442378]

>>12442358
>>12442359

You know? Daddy my peepee is yellow! That's what soy says about you. It just grates on me. If you were actually children that would be fine. You're not.

[Anonymous No.12442385]

>>12442377

So you're fully committed to being an infant?

[Anonymous No.12443585]

>>12442284
https://cleanplatter.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/the-taste-of-disillusionment/
>implying he isnt based & redpilled

[Anonymous No.12443613]

>>12442344
>respect mah auSOYrity!!

[Anonymous No.12444178]

>>12442296
Sounds like he's based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.12444219]

>>12443613
>>12444178

They're all based and redpilled and twee, all the new childish words. You undermine yourselves by sounding like children.

[Anonymous No.12444907]

>>12444219
Man I dont know where the fuck you think you are.

[Anonymous No.12444916]

Boomer-tier, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12444934]

I get that this was supposed to be funny, but it's just a bit much. Comedy is about timing and your time will never come.

[Anonymous No.12445020]

>>12441851
Post feet

[Anonymous No.12445052]

>>12442377
>kids website where you have to be over 18 to post
Yikes! You're intellectually challenged!

[Anonymous No.12445054]

>>12442262
>>12442284
>>12442338
>/ck/ faggots hating on based Alton
Also, I like that Alton brown carries a browning hi power. It's fitting

https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/266634294733205504?lang=en

[Anonymous No.12445289]

>>12445054
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.12445301]

>>12445054
This board is full of leftist bugmen and roasties for at least 3 or 4 years now; of course they hate Alton.

[Anonymous No.12445313]

>>12445054
>browning hi-power 9mm
so le sophisticated!!!

[Anonymous No.12445340]

>>12445301

You're probably alone in life.

[Anonymous No.12445344]

>>12445301
Incels are the vegans of pussy. They can't resist telling you and getting all high-and-mighty about it.

[Anonymous No.12445356]

>>12445344

and the Russians figureed out how to pretend tobe them.

[Anonymous No.12445380]

>>12445054
>9mm browing
.45mm would have been a better choice.
Did Alton really demand hush puppies
max par.

[Anonymous No.12445389]

>>12441821

you sound like a cunt
1/10, doubt this actually even happened

[Anonymous No.12445453]

>>12445340
>>12445344

[Anonymous No.12445494]

>>12445301
bugmen? What happened to soyboy? What happened to cuck?