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NEVER eat a whole bag of haribos at once. You'll regret it

>> No.12435343

>>12435339
I usually eat 2 at once.
Supermix then Tangfastics.

>> No.12435345

No u

>> No.12435354
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>> No.12435368

>>12435343
Starmix is where it's at

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>>12435354

>> No.12435381

Try eating a whole bag of sugar-free haribos and report back

>> No.12435386

>>12435368
I think Starmix is the one I meant, it's 6am and a long night of alcohol.

>> No.12435387

>>12435376
Sorry about the pissbowl. When my GF gets blackout drunk, she refuses to go to the bathroom right next to our room and pisses in a dog bowl.

She's disgusting, I know..

>> No.12435388

>>12435354
Your dog's water bowl needs to be cleaned I think

>> No.12435389
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Happy Colas and Fizzy Colas take the cake

>> No.12435393

>>12435339
I hope that's just pickle juice

>> No.12435394

>>12435339
nice piss jar

>> No.12435396
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>>12435339
So no one is going to acknowledge the cum-stained little girl's panties next to the piss bottle?

>> No.12435401

>>12435396
What's wrong with that? Doesn't everybody have a pair?

>> No.12435404

on my cheat days i have found that I can eat
-1 bag of haribo gummies
-1 family size lays salt and vinnie
-half a thing of jumbo marshmellows (plain)
-a whole 2L of tropicana orange juice
my body doesn't have much issue and I think its because as a child I ate tons of junk food

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>>12435396
>Oh no you didn't notice my auto degenerate thread detailer
Fuck you fag. This is a Haribo thread now

>> No.12435421

>>12435339
>this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qek8Qc-QOM

>> No.12435452

>>12435396
We're all acknowledging it.

It's just so hard to type one handed, y'know?

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>>12435421
Hey i know david libe hart lol. My gf goes to the same church as him and we're in the same fetish circles.

My hoard is much much bigger than his though. We own 12,000 stuffed animals and god knows how many puppets. In the picture is my anatomically correct love doll.

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Reminder

>> No.12435499

>>12435339
fat fucking piece of shit complete moron for no pay retard asshole faggot dumbshit OP fuck you

>> No.12435500

>>12435485
What fetishes do you all and David have?

>> No.12435506

>>12435387
Just let her piss in your mouth

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>>12435500
Love eating Haribo Cherries 2bh

>> No.12435509

>>12435500
I'm not going to oust him on 4chan, but his fetishes are very obvious if you've seen his videos lol. He doesn't really try to hide much about his life, especially during his stint on TAEASGJ.

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>>12435485
>We own 12,000 stuffed animals
>In the picture is my anatomically correct love doll.
what in tarnation

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>>12435511
>>12435509
These are far better than your degenerate faggot fantasies

>> No.12435536

Post picture of your bathroom you disgusting shit

>> No.12435542

These are good for trying different varieties

>> No.12435543

>>12435339
I thought you died. Also, are there gummy bears lodged in your shit?

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>>12435524
Maoam masterrace shall rule harryfags

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>> No.12435555

>>12435388
dont think thats what that is anon...

>> No.12435560

>>12435544
Gtfo of here with your palendrome-ass candy

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>>12435536
OK
But I'm currently sous-videing my dinner in there right now

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>>12435485
hey look, it's this creepy pedo who stores urine in jars again

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>>12435573
Hi anon! Nice to see you again.

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>>12435583
as long as you aren't diddlin, I coudn't care less if you choose to live in absolute hoarder squalor

most people clean at least twice a month, you can't even see the floor

>> No.12435604

>>12435562
Surprisingly clean aside from the out of place sous vide. Do you not have a kitchen or something?

>> No.12435636

>>12435387
Jesus christ.. what a nasty whore.

>> No.12435652

>>12435593
I clean twice a week. It's my GF who trashes the place faster than I can clean it due to her raging alcoholism and addiction to drugs. I myself don't drink, smoke weed, nor so I mix alcohol Benadryl and Paxil together like she does. Im a neatfreak who has given up on life and it is my GF who is the hoarder. I only hoard bunnies and loli dolls. That's it. She's the one who wrecks the place and hoards garbage from thrift stores.
>>12435604
The bathroom is the only place my drunk GF doesn't wreck, so I can keep it clean and tidy. In fact, she avoids the bathroom when drunk off her ass and pisses all over the floor of the room. The piss jugs were my way of getting her to piss on something other than the floor because she's 300 lbs and too lazy to use the bathroom NEXT TO OUR ROOM to piss in while drunk.

>> No.12435663

>>12435652
Why the fuck would you choose to live with someone like that

>> No.12435674
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>>12435652
Here's what I think. I think you take the benadryl and paxil and a few shots of cheap liquor. I think you black out and wreck your own place. I think you pretend the loli doll is your gf and you treat her like a real person both in and out of your drugged up stupors. You're probably schizo and think you live with someone else and cook hotdogs in sous vide in your bathroom while imagining a drunk, drugged up, 300lb girl is raging outside the bathroom door. Really you're just holed up in there talking to yourself. I think you post here to get some kind of social interaction that isn't your neighbors complaining about the smell or your parents/family trying to get you help.

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>>12435674
Either way it would be horrible

>> No.12435684

>>12435683
Lol saved

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Hey, my doll ia my daughter, not my gf.

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This thread belongs on /r9k/

>> No.12435978

>>12435719
No u

>> No.12436073

wow, threads like this are why I have been browsing this shitty website daily going on 7 years now. Oh the things you will see, truly unique. And also based

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>>12435339
*beep beep* best sweets coming through

>> No.12436080

I do not know how to feel regret. I have made mistakes, sure. But I have never regretted anything.

>> No.12436103

>>12435354
cute lunch box :)

>> No.12436231

>>12436078
fuckin hell yummy.

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12436358

stawbs

>> No.12436474

please tell me you don't sniff panties and piss/cum in a fish bowl

>> No.12436499
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12436499

>>12435339
>pissbowl

>> No.12436595

>>12435674
lol

>> No.12436829

I don't really have anything to add to this thread but I would like more of OPs tales.

And fizzy cola bottles are the business

>> No.12436881

>>12435674
most likely scenario right here

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Objectively best Haribo coming through.
I could live on these fuckers alone. And the occasionl vitamin pill, probably.

>> No.12438258

>>12435388
... that's not water

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12438426

>this fucking guy again

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>>12435485

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>>12435354
>steel reserve
>yfw you realize you mistakenly entered an al/ck/ thread