/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12430234]

what are some NPC foods?

[Anonymous No.12430242]

Hot sauce
rare steak
craft beer
wheat bread
SOY sauce

[Anonymous No.12430301]

>>12430234
Semen

[Anonymous No.12430308]

Avacados, wings, pepperoni pizza, bacon, tendies, pho, anything soy or tofu. It's easier by which foods they refuse to eat or how they eat them, for example I knew a little bitch who refused to eat anything potentially spicy because "why would I want to eat something that physically hurts me". Picky eaters are guaranteed soys.

[Anonymous No.12430315]

My wife's son only eats chicken mcnuggers

[Anonymous No.12430316]

>>12430234
>left attempts to mean
>it's literally NO U every single time
100% embarrassing

[Anonymous No.12430317]

>>12430315
>My wife's son

[Anonymous No.12430319]

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually good:
>secret aardvark
>japanese fuzzy logic rice cookers
>sous vide immersion circulators
>angry grandma sauce
>maangchi
>ipa
>michelin starred restaurants
>alcoholism
>liverwurst
>anchovy pizza
>sardines

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically:
>monster energy drinks
>chili without beans
>mcchicken
>veganism
>instapot
>keto
>not tipping
>jack
>mre's
>indomie
>detroit style pizza

[Anonymous No.12430322]

>>12430308
I forgot to mention I know an actual NPC who goes to chipotle with his feminist wife and only orders beef and cheese in his burritos. No rice, beans, or salsa. He is that closed-minded.

[Anonymous No.12430325]

>>12430319
(you)

[Anonymous No.12430339]

>>12430325
Things that /ck/ memes that are actually good:
>secret aardvark
>japanese fuzzy logic rice cookers
>sous vide immersion circulators
>angry grandma sauce
>maangchi
>ipa
>michelin starred restaurants
>alcoholism
>liverwurst
>anchovy pizza
>sardines

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically:
>monster energy drinks
>chili without beans
>mcchicken
>veganism
>instapot
>keto
>not tipping
>jack
>mre's
>indomie
>detroit style pizza
>typing out "(you)" while replying to someone

[Anonymous No.12430340]

>>12430234
>while (encounter_enemy_meme == true)
>Print (enemy_meme.txt)
The true mark of an NPC, a soyboy, a cuck, a snowflake, a degenerate, who is obviously incapable of memes.

[Anonymous No.12430346]

>>12430339
(you)

[Anonymous No.12430347]

>>12430316
they're not capable of actual argument, it's just emotional hoisting and screeching.

[Anonymous No.12430355]

>>12430346
Cringe

[Anonymous No.12430358]

>>12430234
Kraft mac and cheese.
Onions.
Testosterone support supplements.
Chicken tenders.
Fanta.
Schnitzel.
Macrobrew beer.
Scotch whisky.
Venison.
Basically anything conservative flyovers eat.

[Anonymous No.12430360]

>>12430355
(you)

[Anonymous No.12430367]

>>12430319
Wheres hatred of women and minorities on this list

[Anonymous No.12430370]

>>12430234
avocado
garlic parmesan anything
pho
anything made on "meal prep sunday"
buddha bowl

[Anonymous No.12430372]

>>12430319
I agree with almost everything there, but the only thing that stands out to me is, of course, the mcchicken. Name a better fast food sandwich you can get for a single dollar.
Also Michelin stars are actually a meme, not to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.12430373]

>>12430234
Bland chicken breast with salt and pepper. The most white food of all time.

[Anonymous No.12430376]

anything vegan, especially if it contains a meme ingredient like "vegan cheese" or a vegan version of something inherently not vegan

[Anonymous No.12430379]

>>12430358
>onions
tastelet detected

[Anonymous No.12430397]

>>12430379
i wonder if it was wordfiltered or not

[Anonymous No.12430400]

>>12430234
>bacon cheeseburgers
>soda
>tacos
>spaghetti
>alcohol
>orange juice
>toast
>energy drinks
>anything labeled "superfood"

[Anonymous No.12430401]

>>12430373
A buddy of mine was unironically defending the taste of chicken breast vs beef. I don’t understand, you can cook plenty of beef cuts with minimal seasoning and cook time and they will come out delicious, you need to smother white meat chicken in sauce/seasoning to make it palatable. How people continue to praise chicken in terms of flavor honestly baffles me.

[Anonymous No.12430402]

>>12430319
what a nice picture

[Anonymous No.12430407]

>>12430347
>>12430316
yep yep, go back to your reddit circlejerk, normalfag

[Anonymous No.12430409]

>>12430358
>testosterone support supplements
>eaten by flyovers rather than soyboys
Its really pathetic when you start self-contradicting with stolen memes.

[Anonymous No.12430410]

>>12430397
Good point. Didn’t remember if soy (s.o.y) was still filtered or not

[Anonymous No.12430412]

>>12430400
checked

[Anonymous No.12430421]

>>12430410
oh i guess its not
my mistake man, you were right that guy is a total fag

[Anonymous No.12430423]

>>12430367
Neither of those have anything to do with /ck/. You only see that shit because of the 2016 reddit invasion that took over /pol/ and infested every board. Just ignore that garbage.

[Anonymous No.12430435]

>>12430400
>I’ll just call a bunch of broad categories of food shitty to incite the most argument
>do I fit in yet guise?

[Anonymous No.12430440]

any food you like that i dont like

[Anonymous No.12430476]

>>12430358
squirrel?

[Anonymous No.12430478]

>>12430372
>Name a better fast food sandwich you can get for a single dollar.
From Mcdonald's? The McDouble. Other places? So many things to list.

[Anonymous No.12430488]

>>12430234
imagine seeing about /pol/ so much that you shitpost about politics outside of /pol/

get a got dang life, you fool

[Anonymous No.12430491]

The term "Reddit food".

[Anonymous No.12430493]

From what I've seen from people calling shit soy, everything except for fast food

[Anonymous No.12430495]

>>12430478
where are you that a mcdouble is only a dollar? The McDs around me have them for almost 2, while the mcchicken remains 1

[Anonymous No.12430510]

>>12430319
you forgot

>good memes
>jollibee

[Anonymous No.12430515]

>>12430510
>something is a meme because one faggot spammed it six times a day.
You can go back now.

[Anonymous No.12430522]

>>12430515
seething kfc fanboy

[Anonymous No.12430556]

>>12430347
As opposed to constantly spamming wojacks and screeching about soys.

[Anonymous No.12430562]

>>12430409
I remember when /pol/tards got trolled into drinking onion juice because someone claimed it boosted testosterone and countered any soy they ate. That's why every other board has a word filter that turns soy to onions, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.12430572]

>>12430562
I remember when the /pol/tards convinced the soyboys that the "OK" gesture was a racist thing, and then thousands of NPCs went around accusing random people of racism and generally pearl-clutching about it for months on end.

Good times.

[Anonymous No.12430579]

>>12430510
Jollibee isn't even on the radar.

[Anonymous No.12430589]

Seething

[Anonymous No.12430597]

So that’s a lot of stuff. What is /ck/ approved that only we would like but they would hate?

[Anonymous No.12430605]

>>12430597
Expensive pans shaped like stop-signs?

[Anonymous No.12430615]

>>12430572
You faggots are so insecure about your masculinity, it hurts, "mr" reddit spacer. Return. Don't forget to drink your onion juice and don't fap either, gotta counteract that soy.

[Anonymous No.12430616]

>>12430556
Yet all leftists do is make parody wojaks and think they're smart.

Make your own memes please.

[Anonymous No.12430620]

>>12430476
it's actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.12430628]

>>12430562
source

[Anonymous No.12430635]

>>12430628
you would know if you werent a reddit tourist

[Anonymous No.12430641]

>>12430616
Reminder that Pepe is dead

[Anonymous No.12430644]

>>12430615
I can't even imagine living in the hellish opposite-day world where every masculine person must be "insecure about their masculinity", but I suppose that's why being a soyboy seems sensible to you.

[Anonymous No.12430648]

>>12430616
I'm not a leftist, I just think you're an obnoxious, spamming faggot. Take your stupid "culture war" off the blue boards.
>>12430628
Fucking google /pol/ onion juice.

[Anonymous No.12430655]

>>12430635
I'm inclined to think that if this actually happened, and wasn't a soyboy hoax or something, you faggots would have made it into a national news story.

[Anonymous No.12430656]

>>12430641
I remember when that image came out. I laughed nonstop for 30 seconds holy shit I couldn't breathe. Still funny that the artist believed that this image alone would stop pepe memes.

[Anonymous No.12430663]

>>12430628
it never happened. here is what really happened
>liberals get buttmad about s-o-y-b-o-y meme
>cry to mods to ban bad word that hurt fee fees
>spam some shill threads where they act like eating raw onions is a thing a few times
>make up this bullshit as cope for getting trolled by truth of being effiminate faggots

[Anonymous No.12430667]

>>12430656
You really need to go back.

[Anonymous No.12430668]

>>12430655
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/11/4channers-are-eating-onions-to-be-more-manly.html
>>12430644
People that are secure about their masculinity don't obsess over what others like to the degree you do. You're either a full fledged autist throwing a "people like what I don't" tantrum or you're a sad fag using contrarianism as a personality substitute.

[Anonymous No.12430669]

>>12430648
Googled it and there still is no proof that there was a large movement in /pol/ to unironically drink onion juice.

Onion juice was more a meme than anything. See a typical onion meme thread in /pol/ for yourself. Little serious discussion.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/150140622

[Anonymous No.12430673]

>>12430663
It happened, tourist. I said fucking google /pol/ onion juice.

[Anonymous No.12430674]

Ah, so it's one of these threads.

[Anonymous No.12430676]

>>12430674
dropping le epic redpill XDD right now fellow magapedes!

[Anonymous No.12430678]

>>12430673
lol I've been on /pol/ since the beginning when it was /new/

most likely the threads were created by leftist journalists so they could have something to mock as a cope

[Anonymous No.12430680]

>>12430668
>don't obsess over what others like to the degree you do.
I haven't breathed a word about what other people like.
I'm just offended that you people exist in a state of near-perfect inversion of truth, hence how you just blatantly steal memes that clearly apply to YOU. (i.e. cuck, triggered, snowflake, soyboy, and NPC)

In fact, I'm a former leftist. If I'm butthurt about anything, its at myself for unskeptically accepting your lies for so long.

[Anonymous No.12430686]

>>12430674
Most of these fucks are boomers, they're the only people I have ever heard say "soyboy" irl. They love q anon too.

[Anonymous No.12430691]

>>12430680
>no you. I told you, I'm not a leftist, you're just an obnoxious faggot. Take your retarded culture war off the blue boards.

[Anonymous No.12430698]

>>12430674
>>12430676
Funny thing is that if you actually went to /pol/ you would know that magapedes aren't even 5% of the board. Most of them were gone by 2018 after people started to criticize Trump for being too pro-Israel.

[Anonymous No.12430706]

>>12430691
Only leftists get this butthurt about /pol/

As much as you want to gaslight everyone into treating you like you're normal, you will always be a freak here.

[Anonymous No.12430710]

>>12430706
Every board has more political arguments than they used to. Blaming /pol/ is correct.

[Anonymous No.12430715]

>>12430698
unfortunately they still stayed on 4chan
anyone who's an opinionated extremist about politics doesn't belong here

[Anonymous No.12430719]

>>12430698
The board's been non-stop raided for years at this point. Not that there was ever a "consensus" within /pol/, but any opinion you see there these days could be one of the few holdouts, or more likely another loser playing pretend to shape the "/pol/ consensus".

[Anonymous No.12430723]

>>12430710
Meanwhile most politics threads in /ck/ are some bait threads made by some leftists to create a shitstorm.

This thread and OP's pic related is no exception.

[Anonymous No.12430725]

>>12430706
>/pol/ turns an anime website, meant for people who wanted nothing to do with the real world, into a normalfag hive filled with political discussion wherever you look
>"LOL WHY ARE YOU LEFTISTS SO MAD XDDD ?????"

[Anonymous No.12430729]

>>12430706
>gaslight
So similar to SJWs you even use their retarded language. Both a bunch of losers who have let IDpol rot away at them until all their other interwsts are just a vehicle for shilling, and you've managed to convince yourselves that everyone telling you to fuck off is a member of your out group.

[Anonymous No.12430731]

>>12430710
>one board out of many
>on a cat-milk taste-testing imageboard
>is the cause of everything becoming political and people arguing more, which is literally a global trend
I'll say it again: Only leftists get this butthurt about /pol/.

[Anonymous No.12430736]

>>12430729
>So similar to SJWs
Got tired of your post already.

Jesus, get some new memes, you tiresome asshole.

[Anonymous No.12430738]

>>12430678
sure you have

[Anonymous No.12430740]

>>12430723
I don't care if they're leftists b8

They exist period and it's pretty annoying

>>12430731
/tv/ and /mu/ as well

[Anonymous No.12430742]

>>12430719
/pol/ is too large for any tiny piece of shit subreddit, leftist or right-wing, to make a real substantial dent.

Calling these things "raids" is laughable.

[Anonymous No.12430745]

Mods shouldn't allow these shitty threads. It's not food & cooking related just because op writes what kind of food does _____ _____ ?

[Anonymous No.12430749]

>>12430745
shh the janitor is having a very bad hangover

[Anonymous No.12430753]

>>12430736
If you are sick of hearing it maybe you should stop acting like them? The tactics they use in the media are the tactics you use to spray your shit all over 4chan.

[Anonymous No.12430758]

>>12430731
/pol/ should stay on /pol/ otherwise all boards become /pol/. It's why there's other boards. The fucking ponies can keep their shit on their board.
Shit needs to be crackdowned.

[Anonymous No.12430763]

>>12430738
see >>12430669

[Anonymous No.12430766]

>>12430763
you aren't convincing me, newfag

[Anonymous No.12430768]

>>12430234
crinkle cut chips
freezer aisle nuggets or any asian food

[Anonymous No.12430770]

>>12430758
Then tell your leftist buddies to stop making these shit motherfucking bait threads.

Also where the hell are the janitors??

[Anonymous No.12430771]

>>12430669
/fit was the onion board, seriously, they fucking ate the onions meme up

[Anonymous No.12430782]

>>12430766
people like you die young

[Anonymous No.12430788]

>>12430782
growing old isn't an accomplishment it's a participation trophy

[Anonymous No.12430790]

>>12430758
This is reductionist.

It is appropriate to talk about a Marvel film on either /tv/ or /co/ because there are many topics that are relevant to multiple boards.

There are few topics (and none in this political climate) that are completely absent of overlap with politics.

Additionally, the continuous raiding of /pol/ has made it impractical for the "containment board" meme to function, resulting in the same scenario as if /pol/ were completely deleted.

[Anonymous No.12430794]

>>12430788
as you wish

[Anonymous No.12430799]

>>12430788
so then dying young is doing so poorly in life you don't even get a participation trophy?

[Anonymous No.12430801]

>>12430790
>>12430758
Oh, also, reminder that this thread was made by a leftist.

[Anonymous No.12430805]

>>12430790
>just make everything /b/
you may kindly fuck off. I'm not convinced that you understand the purpose of having separate boards for separate topics.

[Anonymous No.12430811]

>>12430801
How do you know that op is a <insert label> ?

[Anonymous No.12430812]

>>12430805
>literally cannot address the argument made
You people are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.12430813]

>>12430790
/pol/ seldom conducts actual "raids." It's just people that browse /pol/ (it is one of the most popular boards) that goes to other boards. Yeah, going to multiple boards is legal look it up.

OR alternatively, it's just a person that sees /pol/ in anyone that disagrees with you. I think it's called paranoia.

[Anonymous No.12430815]

>>12430811
His picture.

Obviously its a /pol/ meme, but the text is changed to superficially make it anti-/pol/.

[Anonymous No.12430818]

>>12430811
Well someone affiliated with /pol/ has zero things to gain from making a thread like this. It doesn't even make sense as a false flag.

It's a shitty thread from head to toe.

[Anonymous No.12430825]

>>12430813
>/pol/ seldom conducts actual "raids."
I said /pol/ is BEING raided constantly.

[Anonymous No.12430827]

>>12430825
I see my bad

[Anonymous No.12430832]

>>12430827
Oh, I guess the wording was ambiguous, so my bad.

[Anonymous No.12430844]

>Images and discussion should relate to food and cooking.
>Recipes are welcome! Feel free to talk about your favorite dishes and discuss past cooking experiences
>>12430812
Your argument is that everything is politics? Are you 11 year old? Both of you and he >>12430815
Do you think /pol/ is a monolithic hive mind? Does it matter? The thread is an off-topic and should've been posted on /pol/ not here.
>>12430818
It's irrelevant if the op is from /pol/ or not, it's anonymous.
It's also summer.

[Anonymous No.12430848]

>not photosynthesizing
>absolute faggots
>I don't even need to eat
>I am enlightened

[Anonymous No.12430855]

>>12430844
>Your argument is that everything is politics? Are you 11 year old?
Not an argument. You continue to suck.

An actual argument would be to name any topic where there are literally zero points of intersection with politics, because that would be the board where /pol/ is inappropriate.

And before you say /ck/, there are constant boards about regional rivalries expressed through differences in food, in addition to all public health and food policy.

[Anonymous No.12430869]

>>12430855
Sorry, should say, "constant THREADS", not boards.