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Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:07:02 2019 No.12428509 [Reply] [Original]

How do you open these without cutting your hand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:09:27 2019 No.12428524 >>12428509 You twist them off. Are you on hrt meds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:11:10 2019 No.12428532 >>12428509 wrap the cap with your shemagh and twist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:12:26 2019 No.12428538 >>12428509 Use a bottle opener retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:12:45 2019 No.12428542 Get one of those devices homosexuals use to open their soylent bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:14:53 2019 No.12428550 >>12428509 I put my testicles that aren't just for show back into my pants and then twist them off, like the name implies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:17:17 2019 No.12428563 File: 155 KB, 2048x2048, D76GNyqXoAIQzPu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe your not asexual enough for this beer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:18:06 2019 No.12428567 Not being a little bitch helps, OP. You can always wrap your shirt around it but people will laugh at you.

>>	Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 Mon Jun 3 18:34:01 2019 No.12428877 >>12428509 >>12428524 Are you, like, a Futch 1? I am literally on HRT and I can open these without any issues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 18:37:11 2019 No.12428897 >>12428567 I do this all the time at bars and have never noticed anyone laughing at me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 18:42:27 2019 No.12428929 >>12428509 with your teeth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 18:44:01 2019 No.12428939 >>12428929 this should also be followed by folding the cap with your thumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 18:54:02 2019 No.12428982 File: 1.66 MB, 1280x720, 1559105756444.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12428877 >literally on HRT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 18:59:06 2019 No.12429008 File: 67 KB, 600x459, 1526171763572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12428877 Show benis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 19:00:39 2019 No.12429014 >>12428509 >budweiser Why are you even trying to open it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 19:02:00 2019 No.12429022 >>12428509 by consuming less soylent

>>	Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 Mon Jun 3 19:07:42 2019 No.12429048 File: 108 KB, 790x1200, BFD9A802-3918-4F98-AA43-9337A9692E84.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12429008

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 00:32:34 2019 No.12430433 >>12428509 Don't drink piss in a bottle and drink something manly to put hair on your chest you reprobate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 00:52:30 2019 No.12430518 I was taught if you can't open it you cant drink it I hope to god this is b8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 01:04:30 2019 No.12430567 File: 1.85 MB, 220x220, 1428401912147.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12428509

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 01:07:51 2019 No.12430578 >>12428567 This. Wrap your shirt around it. You can also get rubber twist top opener key chain ornaments that work good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 01:11:17 2019 No.12430587 >>12428877 Oh look a tranny with trip code. Why do you people scream for attention

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 01:12:45 2019 No.12430595 I use my forearm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 01:44:56 2019 No.12430724 >>12428509 Make an "Okay" symbol with your thumb and finger, turn hand upside down, tighten finger and thumb ring around the cap, twist left with your left hand and right with your right hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 11:52:26 2019 No.12432209 >>12428509 Haha! found the weakling!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 14:27:39 2019 No.12432778 >>12428509 Get your boyfriend to open them for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 14:53:06 2019 No.12432847 File: 168 KB, 349x427, 1553233941235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12428877 Oh look, another transbian desperately clinging to a female identity like he thinks it will change his life for the better

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 16:13:09 2019 No.12433140 >>12428509 Use a champagne saber

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 16:14:10 2019 No.12433143 >>12428509 Ask your dad to open them for you so you can let him down again for being so weak that you cant open a screw top and that you're drinking a beer that has a screw top

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 16:23:30 2019 No.12433169 >>12433140 okay alton brown

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 16:25:07 2019 No.12433179 >>12432847 She* fixed for u

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 16:27:09 2019 No.12433191 >>12428509 Don't put your hand over the whole cap and try to twist. Only grab just enough from the top part of it to get enough of a grip to twist, but don't put your hand over the folded edge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 16:33:24 2019 No.12433212 >his sunglasses don’t have a built in bottle opener

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 17:16:36 2019 No.12433395 File: 395 KB, 1200x900, 1382182916650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12433179

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 17:18:01 2019 No.12433405 >>12428509 Just give it to your boyfriend and have him open it for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 17:29:45 2019 No.12433445 >>12433395 vigilance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 17:45:27 2019 No.12433509 >>12428509 One firm wack with your erect cock should send them spinning off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 17:48:08 2019 No.12433526 >>12433395 I honestly can't believe people like this actually exist. Until I meet one myself they're not real.

>>	Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 Tue Jun 4 18:23:57 2019 No.12433676 >>12430587 We don’t all scream for attention; some of us earn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 18:51:29 2019 No.12433791 >>12428877 40%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 18:53:34 2019 No.12433804 You put some slight downward pressure and then twist Have soft hands and I do em just fine.