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Anyone who serves a lettice other than Iceberg should have their genitals mutilated with a branding iron

>> No.12425898
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>>12425895

>> No.12425926

>>12425895
Okay OP, bring it on, big guy! :DDD

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superior let us coming through

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*slaps your gf's ass*

>> No.12425991

Buttercrunch is the best. Iceberg is objectively the worst lettuce.

>> No.12426016

>he doesn't know about Green Forest or Bronze Arrow

>> No.12426026

>>12425895
Whoa that's a bit harsh. Save the mutilation for people who serve salad with arugula.

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>>12425895
Well this escalated quickly.

>> No.12426097

mixed leaves is the only way to go.

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>>12425895
I go /out/ and harvest dandelion for free salads.

>> No.12426607

>crunchy water

>> No.12426676

Why does romaine seem so gross?

>> No.12426690

>>12425895
How can you be such a fucking food peasant? Iceberg lettuce has it's place, but every single kind of lettuce is delicious and good. My favorite is Oakleaf lettuce (both the red and green). Iceberg is for when you need a crisp crunch, usually for topping other, softer foods. It's not for salads, unless you mix it with other lettuces.
Also, just FYI OP, I have a branding iron, and I spent my younger years working cattle and if you don't start eating more than just fucking iceberg, I'll demonstrate how to castrate calves the old fashioned way, one on one.

>> No.12426695

>>12426676
A mature head of romaine is very stem-y, and the edges are softer than you might like. Buy romaine hearts instead, they're younger, crisper, and the green part is still firm and juicy.

>> No.12426756

>>12426695
Thanks pal.

>> No.12426859

>>12425898
No lettuce except iceberg should ever be on a burger.
However, salads are a different story and >>12426097 is correct.