/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12424763]

How do you feel about this menu?

[Anonymous No.12424771]

>>12424763
In my limited experience with very high end fine dining, it's hard to guess what the food will really taste like just from looking at the description. It's chef repair though so it's going to be good

[Anonymous No.12424866]

I'm allergic to shellfish.
Fuck this menu.

[Anonymous No.12424869]

>>12424763
That's Le Bernardin in NYC. This is what the average serving looks like there

[Anonymous No.12424875]

>>12424869
Did you post the wrong image? This is just someone's dirty dish

[Anonymous No.12424879]

Gross and pretentious

[Anonymous No.12424884]

>>12424875
>muh calories
Get a job, NEET

[Anonymous No.12424889]

>"ultra-rare"

[Anonymous No.12424894]

>>12424763
Lots of fish

[Anonymous No.12424896]

>>12424763
I oppose sea trout being paired with a strong flavor like onion, and other such dumb shit

[Anonymous No.12424897]

>>12424889
heh, seems pretty common to me.

[Anonymous No.12424902]

>>12424763
jesus fuck, why do coasties spend so much money

[Anonymous No.12424904]

>>12424763
Holy shit, what a joke wine is. $150 plus tip of wine is standard?

[Anonymous No.12424912]

>>12424902
They are literally braindead from liberal policies

[Anonymous No.12424933]

>>12424902
The place has three Michelin stars. If you can get a table and lay off the expensive (read: scam) wine the price doesn’t seem too exorbitant

[Anonymous No.12424934]

>>12424904
no its not standard
it's conspicuous consumption for rich kids

[Anonymous No.12424953]

>>12424763
For a place charging $225 a plate, you'd figure they could hire somebody that knows design better than the MS Word templates section.

[Anonymous No.12424960]

>>12424763
>Ultra-Rare
You get a Pokemon card out the deal?

[Anonymous No.12424962]

>>12424763
I'd try it, without the wine pairings because I'm sober these days.

[Anonymous No.12424978]

>>12424933
>the price doesn’t seem too exorbitant
Its literally more than I have ever spent on a meal for 2 including drinks, and I spend more than most on food and drink

[Anonymous No.12425006]

>>12424763
Does that price include a blowjob under the table from an underage supermodel while a Saudi prince licks my ass clean?

[Anonymous No.12425017]

>>12424763

looks like some retarded foodie bullshit

[Anonymous No.12425020]

>>12424933
The average poster here is a midwesterner who considers the mcchicken fine dining and has never cooked anything but ramen.

[Anonymous No.12425037]

>>12424763
What I most hate about it is that they paired the sake with one of the only dishes that didn't have Asian influence.
Drinking sake next to a red wine and rosemary sauce sounds kind of terrible.

What I hate about it second most is that a tasting menu with fish in every single savory course just becomes tedious and monotonous. It doesn't even have to be meat - what about vegetable dishes?

[Anonymous No.12425098]

>>12424763
Hipster meme food, aka literal garbage

[Anonymous No.12425115]

>>12424763
Do you get all of these for $225? It says per table.

[Anonymous No.12425130]

>>12424763
It's good and if we go we're going out for a steak sandwich for afters

[Anonymous No.12425136]

>>12424896
Red onion can be quite mild and sweet

[Anonymous No.12425139]

>>12424763
seems a bit dated in the fine dining scene, especially in nyc, unless they're leaving out details in the descriptions. I'd probably go for it though, especially since it's ripert and I've spent that much before in fucking orlando

[Anonymous No.12425148]

>>12425037
I'm more upset that there's only one expensive wine on there and yet they're charging an extra 145 for it

[Anonymous No.12425150]

>>12425115
yes, $225 per person but the entire table must order it as well

[Anonymous No.12425173]

>>12425115
You get them all but this is what each portion looks like

[Anonymous No.12425174]

>>12425139
>seems a bit dated in the fine dining scene
This. Feels like something that would have been an absolute hit 5-10 years ago. But now it just seems cliche. They probably cook half that shit in a sous vide bath too.

[Anonymous No.12425183]

>>12425173
That's why it's a tasting menu.
>https://www.google.com/search?&q=tasting+menu
>a type of meal offered in certain restaurants, consisting of sample portions of many different dishes served in several courses for a set price.
>sample portions

[Anonymous No.12425193]

>>12425183
That’s all well and good but you still leave hungry

[Anonymous No.12425202]

>>12425193
Then don't order the tasting menu, order a full menu item. You can't misunderstand what pictures are being posted and then say the definition of a word doesn't matter. I know you ate 6 mcchickens for dinner and you just wanted to bash fine dining to feel better about it. but nobody is actually being scammed.

[Anonymous No.12425205]

>>12425193
There are restaurants that do pretty sizable portions for their tasting menus. You're right ins that Le Bernardin definitely does not have big portions, tasting menu or not.

[Anonymous No.12425216]

>>12425202
>defending a $225 meal fit for a cat

[Anonymous No.12425225]

>>12425216
>ordering a sample platter from a flyover restaurant and complaining it doesn't come with 20 of each item

[Anonymous No.12425230]

>>12425225
>Being a braindead coastie at anytime
Enjoy your blue state and nigger infestation

[Anonymous No.12425232]

>>12425225
I don’t give a shit where you are if you drop ~$300 a head (without drinks) on a meal you’d better not leave hungry

[Anonymous No.12425236]

>>12425230
>living in a shithole that even niggers won't live in
kek

[Anonymous No.12425238]

>>12424884
>working
>doesn't need more calories than neet

Hmm...

[Anonymous No.12425240]

>>12425236
Sounds like Manhattan 2bh

[Anonymous No.12425242]

>>12425183
Oh, that makes sense!

Also, /thread

[Anonymous No.12425247]

>>12425230
>can't read
>doesn't understand restaurant terminology
>keeps doubling down on being wrong
>falls back to /pol/ arguments as if Alabama or Georgia aren't full of niggers
>>12425232
It's a fine dining restaurant. If that kind of thing is a concern to you spend that money on groceries rather than eating out. Go buy 30 gallons of slop from dennys to get your money's worth.

[Anonymous No.12425251]

>>12425236
>living in a concrete hell with no way to own land and being surrounded by multiculturalism
You can say anything you want to me, but you will never not sound like a joke and a faggot

[Anonymous No.12425261]

>>12425247
That was my first post in this thread, typical your braindead coastie faggot mind got confused.

[Anonymous No.12425267]

>>12425261
So you didn't read the thread you just replied to one post? Your laziness is my fault?

[Anonymous No.12425271]

>>12425267
Your faggotry is my fault? Keep serving your liberal masters, braindead coastie. Last (You) you'll get from me.

[Anonymous No.12425272]

>>12424763
>caviar tartare
Since when is caviar ever cooked?

[Anonymous No.12425277]

>>12425271
Sure it is. Just pretend to reply to this post as someone new.

[Anonymous No.12425302]

>>12425272
It's a Hamachi and Osetra Caviar Tartare.
Hamachi is a type of amberjack fish. So it's a yellowtail tartare with caviar in it.
>poor people in charge of reading rich people words

[Anonymous No.12425666]

>>12424889
>not even SSR
the fuck am I even paying for?

[Anonymous No.12427157]

>>12424869
Come hungry, leave hungry

[Anonymous No.12427164]

>>12424763
Sounds amazing.

[Australian Lime Chef No.12427172]

Completely overpriced.

[Anonymous No.12427181]

>>12424763
A seafood tasting menu from Le Bernardin? YES PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.12427198]

$400 for wine seems extremely overpriced. At my local two star you can get a 7-course premium pairing full of millesime rarities for less than €200.
>>12427157
You don‘t. You‘re usually stuffed by the time cheese/desert arrives.

[Anonymous No.12427250]

>>12424889
I wonder if there's ghost rare sea bass

[Anonymous No.12427299]

>>12424869
in other words, you get 8 of those, so that's one hell of a meal.

[Anonymous No.12427309]

>>12424978
yes, we know that, peasant. those of us not burdened by minimum wage plus a dollar occasionally spend money on luxuries beyond the platters at applebees

[Anonymous No.12427349]

>>12424763
>235$
>370$ with wine pairing
I would rather just spend like $100 max at a grocery and fire up my barbecue than do something like this to myself

[Anonymous No.12427357]

>>12427349
But then how will you show everyone how rich and frivolous you are?

[Anonymous No.12427377]

>>12427349
that’s fine, this restaurant isn’t designed for you.

[Anonymous No.12427404]

>>12425173
>>12425232
>>12427157
There's no way you'll leave hungry. The portions are small because there's so many courses. If you put it all on one plate, it'd be overflowing.
>mfw people don't understand tasting menus

[Anonymous No.12427412]

>>12425251
>implying people in the city don't own land
I live in a metro area, and I also own over 730 acres of ranch land. Do you really think people in cities don't buy land? You're naive and sheltered.

[Anonymous No.12427424]

> this is what california white liberal elites eat

And this is why we all hate you white people, 1% ers.

[Anonymous No.12427425]

>>12427412
Most don't own any land. But cope harder, larper.

[Anonymous No.12427428]

>>12427425
If you pretending I'm a larper helps you sleep at night, go right ahead. It doesn't change the truth, you stupid hick.

[Anonymous No.12427440]

>>12424763
people who complain about the price of these things are retarded. it's for sure a lot of fish/shellfish but i'm sure it's prepared in a way that makes it varied enough to be interesting. is le bernardin only a seafood restaurant?
one of the best parts about these restaurants is the wine pairing. it's always so perfectly selected and really changes the experience of the food for the better

[Anonymous No.12427460]

>>12424869
I don't get it, do you just swipe it with your fork and eat it?

[Anonymous No.12427465]

>>12427428
Sounds like I hit a nerve, larper. But I needn't pretend.

[Anonymous No.12427488]

>>12427465
But you are pretending. You can't accept that people who live in metropolitan areas can have exactly what you want, and more, because they can afford it due to better salaries and jobs. I get to have a professional career as an engineer, plus go out to the ranch evenings and weekends, and be out of the city with my goats and cattle, and make money from that as well. I also grow alfalfa hay and sell that. Sorry that you can't deal with it, but that's your problem. Sounds like you just don't want to work for anything.

[Anonymous No.12427498]

>>12424763
I've had the tasting menu at Le Bernardin. It is legitimately fantastic.

[Anonymous No.12427502]

How do you idiots shitpost on a cooking board all day and not understand how tasting menus work

Go back to Burger King you uneducated Oklahoma fucks

[Anonymous No.12427504]

>>12427299
>>12427404

[Anonymous No.12427532]

Hope you brought your appetite (and like $475 a head)!

[Anonymous No.12427559]

>>12427488
>all that cope
Calm down, don't take it so hard. A hot meal from the soup kitchen will probably make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.12427579]

>>12427559
Denial ain't a river in Egypt, Zippy. Go back in your trailer and try again later.

[Anonymous No.12427588]

>>12424763
It gives me an impulse to use cheaper ingredients and make the same thing for 10-15% of the price.

[Anonymous No.12427598]

>>12427502
>Go back to Burger King you uneducated Oklahoma fucks
Can all but guarantee that my educational background is far more impressive than yours but if calling other anons dumb hicks makes you feel better about yourself then more power to you

[Anonymous No.12427608]

Too much seafood focus. I went to a three Michelin star Kaiseki restaurant in Japan and it was much more balanced than this, no meat but far more vegetarian dishes to balance things out.

[Anonymous No.12427610]

>>12427588
Using cheaper ingredients won't make the same dishes. You'll just be making a facsimile of those dishes. Which is perfectly okay for yourself at home, but don't fool yourself into thinking you've beaten a world class restaurant at it's own game, because you will be eating something different than they make.

[Anonymous No.12427616]

>>12427598
>posturing on a laotian underwater basketweaving forum

[Anonymous No.12427620]

>>12427579
Project all you want, it doesn't make your fantasies real.

[Anonymous No.12427622]

>>12427198
It's 370 WITH wine pairing, not for wine pairing. So it's only 145 for the wine pairings, which is pretty standard. And there are some decent offerings on the pairing list- Trimbach riesling, krug champagne, etc.

[Anonymous No.12427633]

>>12427620
LOL, you're the one projecting, you little gaslighter, you. I've told nothing but the truth, and you can't handle it, so you're lashing out like a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.12427635]

>>12427309
>yes, we know that, peasant. those of us not burdened by minimum wage plus a dollar occasionally spend money on luxuries beyond the platters at applebees
It takes a special brand of deluded human excrement to post something like this unironically

[Anonymous No.12427640]

>>12427610
It depends on what you mean by "beating them at their game".

I avoided paying their exorbitant price, acquired food of comparable quality, and likely increased my own skill level in the process, at the cost of time spent on food research and prep, which I do anyway.

[Anonymous No.12427646]

>>12427635
To be fair, if you're eating at Applebee's you're pretty much a wonderbread peasant.

[Anonymous No.12427652]

>>12427640
>cheaper ingredients
>comparable quality
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.12427660]

>>12427633
Contain your asspain.

[Anonymous No.12427664]

>>12427488
>hurr george we’ll grow alfalfa and i’ll get to stroke them rabbits george

[Anonymous No.12427669]

>>12427652
>he fell for the "ultra-rare fish" meme

[Anonymous No.12427671]

>>12427660
Thanks for making my point, dumbass.

>>12427664
Jelly as fuck, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.12427673]

Either a plebeian restaurant or extraordinarily good value, that menu is very underpriced compared to what I would normally pay.

[Anonymous No.12427678]

>>12427646
>To be fair, if you're eating at Applebee's you're pretty much a wonderbread peasant.
Applebee’s is probably the blackest sit down restaurant chain in the country. I’ve never seen anyone here claim that their food is good

[Anonymous No.12427681]

>>12427671
Your point is that you are experiencing extreme rectal ravaging? At least you're being honest for once.

[Anonymous No.12427686]

>>12427678
Oh I have. But, I've been here a very long time.

[Anonymous No.12427690]

>>12427633
I can't be bothered to figure out who's talking when in your conversation, but this anon: >>12427488 is full of shit.

If you live in a city, and you can afford the excessive cost of living, plus saving responsibly, AND you can still afford to spend insane money at fancy restaurants, then you're part of an unbelievably tiny minority.

The fact that these kinds of city people believe that they're the majority is why San Francisco is covered in poop, and why LA is about to have a plague resurgence from the rats.

[Anonymous No.12427691]

>>12427673
This post is no more ridiculous than the butthurt coasties ITT

[Anonymous No.12427703]

>>12427681
No, the point is you're so full of jealousy and impotence, you can't even make a valid point, all you can do is pretend like I'm lying and insult me. You can't handle the reality. It's pretty funny, really. I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such an idiot.

[Anonymous No.12427708]

>>12427703
Seriously, get some preparation H or something.

[Anonymous No.12427714]

>>12427690
It's called responsibility and money management. Learn it, and then you can have nice things too.

[Anonymous No.12427715]

>>12424763
Enraged, and now I must kill.

[Anonymous No.12427716]

>>12424763
Not as expensive as I'd think for a 3 star Michelin

[Anonymous No.12427722]

>>12427690
>insane money at fancy restaurants
$200 isn‘t insane money

[Anonymous No.12427731]

>>12427708

[Anonymous No.12427734]

>>12427722
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.12427737]

>>12427731
>fucks accepted (butthole): incalculable

[Anonymous No.12427738]

>>12427714
Finanical responsibility starts with not wasting money.
You sound like a child.

>>12427722
>Not having wine with dinner
Dumb with money, AND a pleb? Who would have thought.

[Anonymous No.12427739]

>>12427731
You say that, yet you've been seething about being called out the entire thread.

[Anonymous No.12427746]

>>12427739
Not to mention the facebook-grandma-tier memes.

[Anonymous No.12427750]

>>12427738
It's not a waste if it's something you enjoy. And being able to do things you enjoy starts with being financially responsible. You're not very intelligent, are you?

[Anonymous No.12427753]

[Anonymous No.12427759]

>>12427739
No seething, stop projecting. Just speaking truth to dumbasses.

>>12427746
Boo hoo.

[Anonymous No.12427767]

>>12427738
I wasn‘t talking about oppic, but fair enough. $370 isn‘t a fortune either.

[Anonymous No.12427768]

>>12427750
>I need to be scammed out of money to enjoy myself
You have the financial staying power of a scummy gambling addict.

In fact, you're so retarded, I find it hard to think you aren't just a fat neckbeard playing pretend.

inb4 amplified butthurt from striking a nerve.

[Anonymous No.12427772]

>>12427608
Pic related - how do you feel about this menu /ck/, and how much do you reckon it cost?

[Anonymous No.12427774]

>>12427759
>he's still sperging out
What happened to no fucks given?

[Anonymous No.12427775]

>>12427768
>amplified butthurt from striking a nerve
Well, that does seem to be happening to you.

[Anonymous No.12427777]

>>12427772

[Anonymous No.12427785]

>>12427768
LOL, wow, you're really riled up. I can just see you, fingers stomping your keyboard while gritting your teeth and drooling. Sorry you can't afford nice things, but life's not fair. Also, enjoyment varies from person to person. You can't tell other people what they can or can't enjoy, no matter how hard you stomp your keyboard.

[Anonymous No.12427787]

>>12427774
There are no fucks given. I'm just killing time. I'm not a professional hobo like yourself.

[Anonymous No.12427795]

>>12427785
>>12427775
inAfter amplified butthurt from striking a nerve.

[Anonymous No.12427798]

>>12427787
>I'm just being a neet and raging at strangers on the internet
Glad you cleared that up for us.

[Anonymous No.12427799]

>>12427795
You barely know who you're replying to, do you?

[Anonymous No.12427800]

>>12427767
“Dinner” for two with wine pairings and you aren’t making it out the door for under $925 with tax and tip. That doesn’t include parking or any extras whatsoever. Might want to bring a couple of Snickers bars for afterwards too

[Anonymous No.12427804]

>>12427798
>mechanical engineer
>rancher
>neet
One of those things is not like the others, dear buttblasted anon. You're projecting again.

[Anonymous No.12427805]

>>12427772
>>12427777
At least $250 per person.

[Anonymous No.12427823]

>>12427804
Nobody's buying your larp, mate. You're only digging yourself deeper with the desperate attempts to be validated by 4chan. That's not successful people behavior.
I apologise, but this will be the last (you) from me. As much as I enjoy seeing a flaming wreck, eventually you have to stop rubbernecking and get on with your day.

[Anonymous No.12427826]

>>12427800
I‘m not seeing your point, anon. This is NYC, so the salaries are equally high.

[Anonymous No.12427832]

>>12425216
8 cat size portions + 8 glasses of wine is a fun dining experience imo

[Anonymous No.12427834]

>>12427805
Nope, 11,000 yen ($100) plus another 4,000 yen for several glasses of white wine and umeshu.

[Anonymous No.12427836]

>>12425272
>tartare
>cooked
Better stick with McD, anon.

[Anonymous No.12427840]

>>12427823
I don't need or want your validation, dummy. That's where you've gone wrong. No one comes here for validation. You just apparently can't handle things that challenge your set opinions. And you spent way too much time trying to make yourself feel better by insulting me. I'm glad you've decided to stop, because it's pretty fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.12427841]

>>12427799
For someone bragging about how much he doesn't care, you sure expect other people to.

[Anonymous No.12427846]

>>12427836
Im a billion dollar trust fund kid, with multiple IP's and business under my family's control.

McD is pretty based every now and again.

[Anonymous No.12427848]

>>12427841
I didn't say you had to care, just that you're confused. And, apparently, you still are.

[Anonymous No.12427852]

No french fries, 0/10

[Anonymous No.12427860]

>>12427848
I apologize if I was speaking to the wrong person.
I simply took you at your word that you did care and posted accordingly as someone who also doesn't care.

You should perhaps focus on honesty and clarity in your communication in the future.

[Anonymous No.12427870]

>>12427840
>No one comes here for validation.
Apparently you do. The anal apocalypse because no one believes your bullshit is glorious.

[Anonymous No.12427878]

Why doesn’t everyone think spending $1000 for a babby-sized dinner for two is a good idea? I swear you poor uneducated hicks are such IDIOTS!

[Anonymous No.12427882]

>>12427860
I've been nothing but honest, and have been as clear as possible. You're injecting your own thoughts into other's posts. Stop that.

>>12427870
Still at it, huh?
I don't care if you believe me. It is what it is, and you not believing me doesn't change my life in any way. So, why do you bother responding?

[Anonymous No.12427889]

>>12427488
>he’s so poor he has to grow and sell alfalfa
>he’s so poor he has to keep goats and cattle

Wow the poverty coming from this post has given me cancer.

[Anonymous No.12427891]

>>12427832
Those are babby wine pours too. Reminder $370 + tax + tip per person and you still leave hungry and sober

[Anonymous No.12427892]

>>12427882
>he's still going
This is some grade A booty bothered.

[Anonymous No.12427903]

>>12427889
Try harder. You have no idea what you're talking about, but thanks for showing us how ignorant you are.

>>12427892
And you're still going. You just can't help yourself.

[Anonymous No.12427907]

>>12424953
The point is that the food does all of the talking. Look at Maison troisgros in France. One of the most expensive and prestigious restaurants but their daily menus are the same basic word document styling. It’s a French arrogance thing

[Anonymous No.12427911]

>>12427903
Sure, except I'm not the one trying to feel important on 4chan. I just sit back, express doubt, and you go into a frothing rage. Then I point out your anger, and you rage even harder. One is not like the other.

[Anonymous No.12427912]

>>12425037
Seafood is obviously the theme

[Anonymous No.12427913]

>>12427903
Yes I do, I’m not so poor I have to do anything involving manual labour. Less than two hundred years ago only slaves would do what you do, AND you have to work a second job. Your life must suck.

[Anonymous No.12427917]

>>12427891
Those are standard 0.1l pours. It‘s over a bottle per person.

[Anonymous No.12427919]

>>12427907
I went to Troisgros Tokyo, had a cheap lunch deal. Was bloody good.

[Anonymous No.12427921]

>>12424763
No intermetzzo

[Anonymous No.12427931]

>>12424933
>good
damn, that's really cheap for 3 stars

[Anonymous No.12427939]

>>12427919
Wow that looks lovely.
I love how neatly French cooking and Japanese cooking dovetail into each other.

[Anonymous No.12427945]

>>12427913
LOL, no you don't have any idea what you're talking about. Look up the median salary for a mechanical engineer and then add more on top for my seniority. I was able to afford to buy 730 acres outright, no loans. And the goats and cattle are not only an investment, but also something I love. I don't HAVE to work a second job, I'm doing what I love to do, while keeping my matching 401k and matching stock plan. And then, when I retire, I'll still have income and financial security from the ranch. Manual labor is only bad if you have to do it for someone else. Doing it as part of something you own, for yourself, isn't a chore. Plus, it keeps you fit and healthy, (plus I'm raising my own meat). You don't have any idea, at all. You are completely clueless.

[Anonymous No.12427952]

>>12427939
Was absolutely class, only 6000 yen for a five course lunch too which for 2 Michelin star is not to be sniffed at.

[Anonymous No.12427956]

Guys stop you’re both insufferable faggots

[Anonymous No.12427958]

>>12427919
Those are some fat asparagus

[Anonymous No.12427960]

>>12427945
>tldr: I have sex with farm animals

[Anonymous No.12427962]

>>12427952
Lunch at high end restaurants really is the best. If they offer it that is.

[Anonymous No.12427968]

>>12427952
That looks incredible. Waygu with some sort of crust?

[Anonymous No.12427970]

>>12427945
>I'm doing what I love to do, while keeping my matching 401k and matching stock plan
Spoken like a true faggot larper

[Anonymous No.12427972]

>>12427968
>Wagyu
This is clearly pork.

[Anonymous No.12427980]

>>12427960
Is that really the best you could do?

[Anonymous No.12427981]

>>12427968
>>12427972
Saddle of lamb with a citrus crust.

[Anonymous No.12427983]

>>12427970
See >>12427980
You people are fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.12427984]

>>12427404
>If you put it all on one plate, it'd be overflowing.

I wish I could see a bunch of fancy restaurants that do prix fixe with all courses on 1 plate to see how much food it actually is.

Would be a cool photo series.

[Anonymous No.12427992]

>>12427983
Not them, but for an engineer who works a second job you seem to have an awful lot of free time to shitpost on a neet board in the middle of a workday.

[Anonymous No.12427994]

>>12427962
Agreed, for Michelin star places I only ever go on the lunch deal as the food is just as good and often a quarter of the price. The only time I have been for dinner at a Michelin star places was the three star Kaiseki place (Wa Yamamura) where you just pick a set price and the chef does an omakase.

[Anonymous No.12427995]

>>12427984
It would! Someone needs to make it happen.

[Anonymous No.12427997]

>>12427917
Just enough to lube you up for when the sub-Fancy Feast plates stop coming and they bring your monster check out

[Anonymous No.12428004]

>>12427962
Agreed, for Michelin star places I only ever go on the lunch deal as the food is just as good and often a quarter of the price. The only time I have been for dinner at a Michelin star place recently was the three star Kaiseki place (Wa Yamamura) where you just pick a set price and the chef does an omakase. Amazing value for 11,000 yen.

[Anonymous No.12428005]

>>12427994

[Anonymous No.12428006]

>>12427834
What's the waiting list like? A year?

[Anonymous No.12428011]

>>12427992
Yep, today is my flex day, so I spent the morning running errands, and now I'm waiting till it's time to go to the dentist in about another 40 minutes. We do flex workdays so people can take a day off during the week if they want to.

[Anonymous No.12428022]

>>12427997
>monster check
I‘m sorry this is a lot of money for you. I hope your situation will improve soon.

[Anonymous No.12428025]

>>12427984
I would love to see that. Joe Beef had a crazy composed toast like that in one of their cook books.

[Anonymous No.12428027]

>>12428011
This is my first post ITT but you sound like a stupid kid who just landed his first office job 2bch

[Anonymous No.12428029]

>>12428011
I think at this point you understand why your coolstory may seem doubtful.

[Anonymous No.12428031]

>>12428022
>that’ll be $370 + tax + tip

[Anonymous No.12428032]

>>12428004
Do you live in Japan?

[Anonymous No.12428033]

>>12428006
They don’t take reservations more than two months in advance, I got one relatively easily two months in advance by (free) table reservation service gurunavi. There are a lot of rip off merchants on the internet who try to charge extortionate fees for getting a table at Michelin star places though.

Service was impeccable and friendly, the chef bows and thanks you at the end and his wife came out and had a chat with me whilst I had a smoke and waited for my taxi.

[Anonymous No.12428036]

>>12428029
Like I said before, it doesn't matter if you believe me or not. Your approval or not has no bearing on reality. So who cares?

>>12428027
You sound jealous. Get out, get educated, get motivated, and nice things can happen for you too.

[Anonymous No.12428037]

>>12428004
What is the yellow spiral?

[Anonymous No.12428040]

>>12428036
SAD!

[Anonymous No.12428043]

>>12428036
>So who cares?
Well, you seem to, seeing as you keep diligently replying to each and every post about it.

[Anonymous No.12428046]

>>12428036
>Like I said before, it doesn't matter if you believe me or not. Your approval or not has no bearing on reality. So who cares?
>types paragraphs of validation-seeking claims of wealth and success on 4chan
>doesn’t care tho!

[Anonymous No.12428049]

>>12428032
No, I was on holiday there for three weeks. I live in Scotland.

>>12428037
Yuzu peel I think.

[Anonymous No.12428051]

>>12428031
Maybe this is your ticket out of poverty, anon. Time to open up shop and feed those yuppie scum some overpriced catfood.

[Anonymous No.12428061]

>>12424763
Sounds really good. Slightly pretentious.

>$225 per person
>$370 w/ wine pairing per person
I understand making money back for the chef's time and the price for the ingredients but these prices suck.

[Anonymous No.12428064]

>>12428051
Couple steps from being a master charcutier

[Anonymous No.12428102]

>>12428051
>disagreeing that spending almost $1,000 for a pathetically tiny “dinner” for two is a good idea
>you must be p-poor!!

[Anonymous No.12428124]

>>12428049
Now this I can get into

[Anonymous No.12428144]

>>12428124
Yeah, they were fucking delicious. I was a little hesitant eating them whole but plucked up the courage, the burnt tail in particular was really tasty. Meanwhile a girl next to me from Macau was trying to dissect the thing with chopsticks to get to the meat, can’t believe I was less fussy than an Asian.

Baby sardines with rice were excellent too.

[Anonymous No.12428154]

>>12428102
It‘s a perfectly ordinary sized dinner. It just comes in many small portions instead of one big one allowing you to sample many different dishes.

[Anonymous No.12428351]

hey alfalfa boy are you still hear or are you fingering your goat and crying that nobody understands

[Anonymous No.12428566]

I dont know what these words mean xD

[Anonymous No.12428571]

>>12428351
YEAAAAAH, I'm back motherfuckers. With my pearly whites, freshly polished and professionally cleaned teeth. Man, I love getting my teeth cleaned.
And, you're still having a problem with me? Bah...Apparently you enjoy being butthurt. It really doesn't matter, you don't know my life, and I don't know yours. Actually, I'm the only one who's actually talked about my life, why don't you guys talk about yours? Or do you have any?
Anyway, I have about another 30 minutes before I have to leave again, but I doubt you'll have anything interesting to say.

[Anonymous No.12428598]

>>12428571
You’re a narcissist and a bore.

[Anonymous No.12428618]

>>12428598
You're a narcissist and not creative.

[Anonymous No.12428693]

>>12427919
Whats the yellow shit in the dish? Also those are some FAT asparagus, bitches look meaty

[Anonymous No.12428696]

12428571
No (you)’s for the attention whoring brain dead coastie faggot larper

[Anonymous No.12428699]

>>12427945
Lmao I make 401k a year after taxes, larp away mouth breather, my lambo is waiting outside

[Anonymous No.12428703]

>>12428696
>triggered

[Anonymous No.12428705]

>>12428693
Aye, that was some top asparagus. That’s just butter for with the bread.

[Anonymous No.12428716]

>>12428705

[Anonymous No.12428722]

>>12428699
First off, if what your typing is true, more power to you. Secondly, I'm no larper as I've already stated many times. Third, please tell me you're not driving your "lambo" in the city, that's not what they're made for.

[Anonymous No.12428726]

>>12428696
>found the better red than dead

[Anonymous No.12428730]

>>12428716
What are the white chips on top?

[Anonymous No.12428736]

>>12428730
Thin bits of meringue to give a bit of crunch.

[Anonymous No.12428738]

>>12428736
Nice. I love meringue.

[Anonymous No.12429274]

>>12428722
That’s exactly what they’re made for. It’s so you can wave your big money dick around, not to actually take to the track.

[Anonymous No.12429899]

Absolute state of alfalfa

[Anonymous No.12430544]

>>12425236
>living near niggers