/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12415369]

What’s your ideal breakfast platter

[Anonymous No.12415375]

Froot Loops

[Anonymous No.12415379]

No quicker way to ruin the rest of your day than masturbating in the morning.

[Anonymous No.12415384]

>>12415369
>frosted flakes
>cold milk
>bananas

[Anonymous No.12415385]

>those fat fingers
you just know

[Anonymous No.12415389]

>>12415369
Get those tits out of my face, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12415391]

Those boobs would make a great breakfast

[Anonymous No.12415406]

>>12415391

that's for dessert. eat what's on the plate first

[Anonymous No.12415411]

>>12415379
That's not true at all, from a physiological standpoint.

[Anonymous No.12415412]

>>12415385
That she fucks her fingers? Most people masturbate, anon. It's weird if you don't.

[Anonymous No.12415413]

>>12415391
Not really. Morning sex makes you uncharismatic and unfocused.

[Anonymous No.12415422]

Nothing fancy. Just a big stack of blueberry pancakes, some sausage links and coffee, while I watch the morning news about all women being rounded up and contained in artificial insemination camps where they can do no further damage to society. I guess I would throw in some home fries too.

[Anonymous No.12415423]

>>12415411
It's true.
>raises prolactin
>disrupts oxytocin
>rebound that makes you want to do nothing but masturbate or fuck the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.12415433]

>>12415413
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.12415440]

>>12415422
Absolutely baste

[Anonymous No.12415451]

>>12415412
>those long ass fake nails
wouldn't she like tear her vag? ow

[Anonymous No.12415560]

>>12415423
>rebound that makes you want to do nothing else
>improves your day
Niiice try. We all know you're just trying to make everyone horny just so you have more potential sexual partners. We're chaste baste here
>>12415369
I go for savory breakfasts. The ideal is always Eggs benedict with greens on the side and maybe yogurt with berries. Cracker Barrell also has the Country Boy Breakfast and I consider it a worthy opponent each time I defeat it

[Anonymous No.12415575]

>>12415369
That.
Plus black pudding, toast, fried bread, more sausage, more bacon.

[Anonymous No.12415581]

>>12415369
>mexican sausage fingers, ugly fake nails, and a tattoo that might as well be a spade

[Anonymous No.12415587]

>>12415451
No, actually. Not if she doesn't dig in. Have you ever manipulated a clitoris in your entire life?

[Anonymous No.12415631]

>>12415413
Athletes perform better after having sex, why wouldn't that be the case for everyone in general?

[afatoldman No.12415735]

>>12415369
I'd really like to try a proper English breakfast.

[Anonymous No.12415752]

>>12415369
Buttermilk biscuit with butter and honey, fried green tomatoes, smoked Polish sausage, and a slice of spinach onion tomato frittata.

[Anonymous No.12415772]

donuts

[Anonymous No.12415773]

>>12415369
pass the milk

[Anonymous No.12415779]

>>12415369
Timbits
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbits

[Anonymous No.12415786]

>>12415779
Those are doughnut holes but from an inferior Canuck chain.

[Anonymous No.12415794]

Donut platter

[Anonymous No.12415796]

donuts

[Anonymous No.12415804]

>>12415772
>>12415779
>>12415794
>>12415796
I love donuts for breakfast!!!

[Anonymous No.12415810]

>>12415369
Pancakes!

[Anonymous No.12415814]

donuts!

[Anonymous No.12415853]

>>12415581
Does she look like someone who is really into gardening?

[Anonymous No.12415874]

>>12415379
>he doesn't start the day with a quick little dopamine rush
Why live?

[Anonymous No.12415968]

>>12415379
>>12415423
this. they should teach that in schools because some people go their whole lives without realizing it.

[Anonymous No.12416345]

>>12415369
Eggs,bacon, sausage, grits, and southern style biscuits with blackberry jam.

[Anonymous No.12416442]

>>12415369
>Hashbrowns
>2 over easy eggs
>2 pieces of rye bread
>2 pieces of sourdough
>4 sausage patties
>4 strips of bacon
>a mix of onions, and peppers cooked in butter to go along with the rest

[Anonymous No.12416458]

>>12415369
Hello bitch, nice TITS ahahahahah milky milky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahahaha stupid cunt give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha hink honk honk slut cunt mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can't stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wooo wooooooo honk honk honk!!!

[Anonymous No.12416519]

>>12415369
Yeah the tits are great but pan up and show us that pig nosed British face.

[Anonymous No.12416526]

>>12416519
right

[Anonymous No.12416531]

>>12415814

[Anonymous No.12416546]

>>12415810
>>12415814
>those man hands
That ain't it, chief

[Anonymous No.12416583]

>>12415369
One without the disgusting giant saggy tits, thanks.

[Anonymous No.12416592]

>>12415369
whiskey, cocaine, valium and a blowjob from a big-titted whore who leaves after you fall asleep

[Anonymous No.12416594]

>>12415369
over-easy eggs, sourdough toast. people who eat sweets for breakfast are niggers

[Anonymous No.12416599]

>>12415379
If I don't I won't be able to stop thinking about sex all day

[Anonymous No.12416612]

>>12416519
Don't forget the bad teeth.

[Anonymous No.12416618]

I'm a breakfast burrito kinda guy
Hashbrowns, eggs, cheese, salsa, tapatio
Then bacon, sausage, chorizo or leftover taco meat you've got lying around
If you dont have hashbrowns use tater tots
Or if you want something more southern and less western, drop the hot sauce, use chicken fried steak and cover the whole thing in sausage gravy

[Anonymous No.12416689]

>>12415772

[Anonymous No.12416842]

>>12416583
fag

[Anonymous No.12416925]

Wow imagine ruining a good breakfast with fucking baked beans.

[Anonymous No.12416940]

>>12416599
that's because you're addicted and habituated.
you only strengthen the grip it has over you.

[Anonymous No.12416952]

>>12415874
>he starts the day wasting a dopamine rush which is followed by prolactin spike release (anti-dopamine) for 16 hours
>making your day go all down hill from that morning on
yikes from me dawg

[Anonymous No.12417444]

>>12415814
>>12415810
>those tranny hands

[Anonymous No.12417769]

>>12415369
I love melons.

[Anonymous No.12417777]

Now here's a food trend I can get on top of

[Anonymous No.12417794]

>>12415369

[Anonymous No.12417801]

>>12415379
I always feel so depressed after masturbating, whenever

[Anonymous No.12417873]

>>12415379
>wake up sleepy
>masturbate
>no longer sleepy
the true horror, wish i listened to you no fap fags

[Anonymous No.12418138]

>>12416952
>>he starts the day wasting a dopamine rush which is followed by prolactin spike release (anti-dopamine) for 16 hours
>>making your day go all down hill from that morning on
>knows this much about the human physiological system
>posts here
yyyyyyyyikes

[Anonymous No.12418149]

>>12417873
It's called waking up. Would have happened anyways. Imagine ruining the peace and quiet of your mornings. Mornings are almost holy. And you want to get rid of that feel. You must be a bugman and a half.

[Anonymous No.12418196]

>>12418149
it's just a comfy way to wake myself up, not much different to going for a run

[Anonymous No.12418580]

>>12415369
Omelette with mushrooms, spinach, peppers, and onions - plenty of cheese and salt
Sausage links, salty and greasy
Mini pancakes with some bananas (or an other berries) - honey and confectioners sugar drizzle (sometimes peanut butter)
Tall glass of milkers, whole.
>inb4 pizza
>>12417777
checked

[Anonymous No.12418589]

>>12418580
Hedonist.

[Anonymous No.12418594]

>>12418589
Fuck you cunt, how dare you

[Anonymous No.12418598]

>>12418196
Running is good for you. Masturbation is horrible for you. You feel better after running. You feel lethargic after fapping.

[Anonymous No.12418645]

>>12415369
bacon, scrapple, overeasy eggs, white toast, diced or shredded potatoes with onions and peppers, ketchup, hot sauce, cold milk, warm coffee

[Anonymous No.12418655]

>>12415379
Half the time I don't even really want to masturbate buts its like a preamtive thing so I don't have a boner all day or before I go out

[Anonymous No.12418777]

>>12418655
get more boners if I masturbate because i have sex on the mind all day.

[Anonymous No.12418911]

>>12415369
Don't forget the milk

[Anonymous No.12420174]

>>12418598
i just said i feel more awake, wanking is no worse than taking a shit

[Anonymous No.12420452]

>>12418149
>Mornings are almost holy
Here we go!

[Anonymous No.12420460]

>>12415369
my gfs creamy pusey after her bf fucked her

[Anonymous No.12420467]

>>12415406

But I want the dessert first!

[Anonymous No.12420487]

>>12415369
eggs benedict with bacon, hash browns, seasonal fruit salad, a couple small sausages, small pecan waffle with butter and syrup, cup of coffee, glass of grapefruit juice

[Anonymous No.12420535]

2 fried eggs sunny side up
4 rashers of streaky bacon, cooked crispy
2 pork sausages
2 thin slices of black pudding cooked crispy
baked beans
fried mushrooms
1 fried tomato
1 slice of buttered toast
chips
ketchup
brown sauce
1 pot of tea
1 glass of orange juice
1 glass of water

[Anonymous No.12420576]

[Anonymous No.12420606]

What's a healthy breakfast which can be prepared the night before or really fast in the morning?

So far I've been eating home-made granola with plain kvarg (yogurt) and a cup of tea. Should I be adding something to make it more complete or do something entirely different?

[Anonymous No.12420748]

>>12415369
The best part of waking up
is her milk in my cup

[Anonymous No.12420907]

I never eat breakfast but when I do I’ll have pic related with maybe an egg and a piece of bacon on the side. Only during the cooler times of the year tho, I hate eating in the morning during the summer

[Anonymous No.12421961]

>>12415391
Tits are mostly mammary tissue though, it'd be fatty and hard to cook well

[Anonymous No.12422301]

Good thing I already ate and masturbated.

[Anonymous No.12422334]

>>12420907
You fat fuck piece of shit. But yeah, I'm right there with you brother.

[Anonymous No.12422371]

>>12415369
Bacon, black pudding, sausages, beans, mushrooms, hash browns, eggs, glamorgan sausage, fried tomato, toast, tea, red, brown and hot sauce. Literally get on our level america, biscuits and gravy looks like an old mans final shit

[Anonymous No.12422376]

>>12415413
Idk the times i got laid in the morning are the times i got to work happy and pro-active, if i didnt get laid im usually waiting for the first opportunity to have a wank in the staff bogs, a hangover only makes the latter worse! LOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.12422419]

For me,
It’s a Diet Coke with a blueberry bagel and cream cheese. A little secret of mine is to dunk the bagel in my Coke, yummy!

Trust me it’s delicious.

[Anonymous No.12422546]

>>12415810
Pancakes aren't breakfast, it's a dessert

[Anonymous No.12422662]

>>12415379
Try getting laid you fucking loser. I start my day off dick deep in a thot from the night before and a TASTY Bacon, Egg, and Cheese McGriddles from your local McDonalds! Enjoy the rich, salty flavor of bacon and the blueberry goodness of the pancake-turned-buns! Breakfast served ALL. DAY.

[Anonymous No.12422684]

>>12418138
He doesn’t know anything. He’s parroting bullshit some one else told him. He doesn’t the know the first thing about hormones and endorphins in the body, anon. Dont worry. You keep masturbating in the morning, I’ll protect you.

[Anonymous No.12422756]

>>12420606
Fruit

[Anonymous No.12422802]

>>12422546
based mcgriddle poster

[Anonymous No.12423293]

>>12415369
Normally I would be attracted to this, but since that's an english fry-up, my brain automatically assumes the milkers belong to a british woman, and british women are fucking hideous, so I am not attracted to this.

[Anonymous No.12423313]

>>12415369
bros... imagine the braps...

[Anonymous No.12423611]

>>12420452
Buddhists use the word holy too, retard. Its not exclusive to holding any faith. Even an atheist can say sacred or holy in such a fashion. Clearly you're ESL.

[Anonymous No.12424304]

3D women are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.12425265]

>>12415379
Jerking is supposed to get all the bad thoughts out of the way, though?

[Anonymous No.12425281]

>>12415369
What’s with the beans for breakfast Meme?

[Anonymous No.12425378]

Bacon omelette
Well done home fries.
Coffee
Orange juice

Side of toast or sausage if really hungry

[Anonymous No.12425854]

>>12415379
Just don't masturbate at all. You'll feel way better

[Anonymous No.12425918]

>>12415369
Tost with salami and double cheese, fruits with corn flakes and honey.
Orange juice.

[Anonymous No.12425932]

>>12417801
I generally only masturbate after working out, pretty satisfying imo

>>12417873
Splashing some water on your face, getting dressed and walking for 5 minutes would have the same effect; getting out of bed and doing literally anything is how you wake up

[Anonymous No.12425938]

>>12420174
>he takes shits
You are literally allowing test levels to drain out your anus.

[Anonymous No.12425952]

>>12425932
I used to, but it's still mentally unhealthy in the long run.

[Anonymous No.12426121]

>>12415379
I always masturbate as I am in my bed trying to fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.12426124]

>>12415369

[Anonymous No.12426128]

>>12418149
>Imagine ruining the peace and quiet of your mornings.
My fuckass neighbors and complex maintenance crew already have that honor.

[Anonymous No.12426134]

>>12415581
Yet another guy who can't look at a white woman without his mind jumping to interracial cuckolding.

[Anonymous No.12426140]

>>12415369
Sausage, bacon, ham, egg, cheese, pepper, onion, potato skillet with toast on the side. French toast with berries and a side of oats after.

[Anonymous No.12426156]

>>12423293
Unironically obsessed.

[Anonymous No.12426159]

>>12415413
t. virgin

Have sex

[Anonymous No.12426176]

>>12425952
Maybe if you're fucked in the head, to most people it's a biological need that has to occasionally be taken care of and not a weird obsession

[Anonymous No.12426185]

>>12426124
Looks really good

[Anonymous No.12426198]

>>12415369
pic related, but i could do without the canadian bacon. i'd rather have nice, buttery grits.

[Anonymous No.12426199]

>>12415369
sleep followed by toilet breaks and sports drinks and water followed by another toilet break and more hydration. then based ciggy and no breakfast
>>12415379
no better way to start your day lad

[Anonymous No.12426365]

>>12426176
I realized that not jacking of makes you more appreciative of women. The first days are hellish, but quickly you gain some sort of energy.

I also realized that I enjoyed porn more than jacking off.

[Anonymous No.12426368]

>>12415369
chebs

[Anonymous No.12426591]

>>12422662

[Anonymous No.12426593]

>>12426159

[Anonymous No.12426595]

>>12415391
>>12415406
>>12415413
itt virgins
when will /ck/ finally get laid?

[Anonymous No.12426597]

>>12416546
Lmao sour grapes, incel

[None !!gB9mwtD+ha7 No.12426674]

>>12418138
>prolactin
Vitamin C (et al.).

Also,
>>>/dry orgasm/

[None !!gB9mwtD+ha7 No.12426686]

>>12415379
>>12415423
>>12416952
>prolactin
Vitamin C (et al.).

Also,
>>>/dry orgasm/

[Anonymous No.12428365]

4 eggs scrambled with some cheese mixed in. One banana. Tall glass of water and small glass of OJ.

[Anonymous No.12428754]

>>12415369

haven't had breakfast in years but i guess some good dick with a side of codependency

[Anonymous No.12429013]

gordon ramsey scrambled eggs with goat cheese instead of meme fraiche. over a thick slice of toasted french batard bread. garnished with chives and seasoned with salt and black pepper.

[Anonymous No.12429037]

>>12429013
Try with some smoked salmon my friend. Divine.

[afatoldman No.12429087]

>>12429013
I watched a video of GR making scrambled eggs last night. They were much runnier than I'm used to.

[Anonymous No.12429123]

>>12416519
I will fuck her anyway. Probably even brag about it too.

[Anonymous No.12429139]

>>12429087
its an art.

the point is to make it creamy by having small curds. it is almost like tempering eggs for a custard.

[Anonymous No.12429150]

>>12422546
>Pancakes aren't breakfast
Retard.

[Anonymous No.12429159]

>>12425854
Yeah but after about 10 days my cock feels like it's going to explode and talking with any woman that isn't blood gives me a boner.

[Anonymous No.12429166]

>>12429087
Runny would mean too high heat. Gordon eggs are on low heat.

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12429186]

>>12425932
I double dip a Q-tip in sriracha and shove one end into my butthole and the other end up my urethra, like I’m loading a musket, every morning.
It gives me the pep in my step I need to get me through the day.

[Anonymous No.12429209]

>>12429186
Show urethra bb

[Anonymous No.12429296]

>>12415379
>tfw the activity of my job makes me horny af
>tfw wife pregnant
I did this exactly once and it really did ruin my day.

[Anonymous No.12429326]

>>12429159
same, doesn't help i like one of my female coworkers too..instachub when she's near, tent not far behind, my years of loneliness don't help either..

but to the OP, my favorite breakfast would be a nice cafe au lait and a buttery croissant,
or a heaping pile of hashbrowns, bacon, and scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.12429344]

how the fuck did I end up here one moment i was in /tv/ arguing about capeshit and the next moment Im in this thread wtf

[Anonymous No.12429666]

Just some of these please

[Anonymous No.12429695]

Diced red potatoes and onions, two eggs sunny side up, thick cut ham, dark roast coffee with cream, no sugar, oatmeal with brown sugar and butter.

[Anonymous No.12430182]

1. chicken fried steak
2. corned beef hash, fried eggs, sourdough toast
3. eggs benedict

[Anonymous No.12430762]

Cigarette. Coffee. Vodka if it's handy.

[Anonymous No.12430780]

For me it's the Power Breakfast.

[Emperor of /v/ No.12430816]

>>12415379
Masturbating is bad for you.

[Anonymous No.12430820]

>>12430816
It's really not. But a lot of people rely on porn to stimulate their masturbation, and porn definitely damages the psyche.

[Anonymous No.12431147]

>>12426159
bend over

[Anonymous No.12431155]

omelette(sardine, spinach and mushroom) with cream cheese, black pudding or chorizo and steak

[Anonymous No.12431203]

is breast milk drank straight from the source a good breakfast option?

[Anonymous No.12431252]

Some knækbrod and a coke.

[Anonymous No.12431284]

>>12415587
I don't have long nails tho

[Anonymous No.12431373]

>>12415369
Tattie scones > hash browns

[Anonymous No.12431411]

>>12415369
Add some black pudding on it and that's pretty much it. Nothing beats english breakfast, though obviously nothing beats english breakfast how nana makes it.

[Anonymous No.12431537]

>>12415379
THIS!!!!!
I am on no rap day 900+ my natsoc power level is so high subhumans die when I look at them.

[Anonymous No.12431619]

>>12415631
I thought it was the opposite.

Mohammed Ali said he never fucked within two days of a fight so he stayed angry and his T levels were high

[Anonymous No.12431765]

For me it's a nice refreshing smoothie.

[Anonymous No.12431777]

>Why yes, I do enjoy female titties, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.12431780]

>>12431765
thats a milkshake idiot

[Anonymous No.12431803]

>>12431777
Look like that fag disease it rotting your brain.

[Anonymous No.12431829]

>>12415384
great taste friend

[Anonymous No.12432144]

>>12431780
fresh from the tap too

[Anonymous No.12432575]

>>12431777

[Anonymous No.12432623]

>>12415631
Nah Mike Tyson went unbeaten while having no intercourse.

[Anonymous No.12432642]

>>12431777
>enjoying fat juicy titties is soylent
Stick to the script, buddy. You're no good at improvising.

[Anonymous No.12432662]

>>12426124
is that turkey bacon

[Anonymous No.12432693]

girls eating food is my fetish
https://www.instagram.com/girlswithgluten/?hl=en

[Anonymous No.12434402]

>>12415581
cuckolds aren't human

[Anonymous No.12434950]

>>12432642
Eat shit liberal

[Anonymous No.12434998]

girl is

Caitlan Knapton, she deleted her IG but a lot of stuff is in google images

[Anonymous No.12435023]

Since I'm already in a bar at breakfast time...

[Anonymous No.12435132]

Patty melt with avocado and bacon
Big plate of homefries with barbecue sauce & ranch
Large joint
Orange juice

[Anonymous No.12435420]

not having a sex drive doesn't make you better, it only means you won't reproduce.

[Anonymous No.12435614]

>>12434950
See, you're still improvising. That insult doesn't make sense. What did I tell you? Stick to the script.

[Anonymous No.12436427]

so in pancakes and cakes, what's the difference between using buttermilk versus using regular milk in the batter? Does it result in a noticeable taste or texture?

[Anonymous No.12436512]

>>12435614
Why yes, I do have several, unfunny, canned responses to people I can't argue against. How could you tell? Was it on your script? You get it? Because you're a bot of course! Probably russian too. Fucking Trump.

[Anonymous No.12436673]

>>12415369
Chicken breast with milk.

[Anonymous No.12437389]

>>12415369
McD's Deluxe Big Breakfast, extra hash browns, a sausage mcgriddle and 2 breakfast burritos for the road

[Anonymous No.12437396]

>>12415369
i enjoy a Delicata Frittata.

[Anonymous No.12437455]

>>12415369
cheddar biscuits and sausage gravy served with 3 eggs over medium, home fries sauteed with onions bell peppers, chorizo, jalapeno and topped with cheese and bacon , some ham, an English muffin covered with butter and strawberry jam and a glass of Mexican style hot chocolate spiked with a shot of espresso.

It's a great breakfast but a once on a rare occasion kind of meal

[Anonymous No.12437561]

those are some nice Tits.
Sorry can you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.12437617]

>>12435023
>that parsley

[Anonymous No.12438416]

>>12415379
am the only person who has to jerk 2 times to get the real nut? like the first nut is the preparatory nut but the second load? that is the eyes rolling back of my head, toes curling, muttering fuck, nut. the real nut.

[Anonymous No.12438419]

>>12438416
also
>pork bacon or turkey sausage and eggs with some rice sometimes if i'm going to run that day

[Anonymous No.12438480]

>>12415422
LOOOOOL, everybody, this is what peak incel looks like.

[Anonymous No.12438506]

[Anonymous No.12438511]

>>12415369
2 buttermilk pancakes, buttered, topped with 2 over easy eggs, and 2 good quality breakfast sausage links, 2 pieces of bacon, a small serving of well made "homefried" potatoes, and a bowl of fresh fruit made up of melon, berries, and pinapple. Served with hot assam tea and a glass of V8.

[Anonymous No.12438524]

>>12415379
This comment would be rated top "controversial" post if this thread was on reddit. Let that sink in for a moment...

[Anonymous No.12438533]

>>12415369
Obligatory "I only drink the finest breast milk" reply.

[Anonymous No.12438541]

>>12422684
Thank you for protecting me from the anti-masturbation police, Anon.

[Anonymous No.12439075]

>>12416546
She's probably just 40 or something.

[Anonymous No.12439230]

>>12438524
porn is 40% of that sites traffic
reddit started out as a porn site with little communities for perverts and sickos so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.12439240]

I like a pair of eggs over medium, some rye toast and sausages with coffee and cream. It's one of my favorite meals to eat. Breakfast is the best.

[Anonymous No.12439518]

>>12415810
Is she wearing two bras? why does it fold like that across the center?

[Anonymous No.12439816]

>>12437396
why the fuck am i seeing this meme pan everywhere now

[Anonymous No.12441193]

>>12431765
Holy shit look at the size of that straw! Ha wtf!?

[Anonymous No.12441206]

>>12436512
>Why yes, I do have several, unfunny, canned responses to people I can't argue against.

[Anonymous No.12441215]

>>12439816
because some fag bought one a few weeks ago and posted here about it

[Anonymous No.12441323]

>>12415369
Oatmeal with greek yogurt, honey and maybe almonds for some extra crunchiness or omelette with bacon and feta cheese.

[Anonymous No.12441344]

>>12415369
steak

[Anonymous No.12442241]

>>12415804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiWyRG4u-GQ
I love redheads for breakfast

[Anonymous No.12442618]

>>12442241
Wow had to stop and stare at that for a minute

[Anonymous No.12443163]

>>12415369
Whatever's in the fridge that I can quickly cram into my mouth before I rush to work.

[Anonymous No.12443173]

>>12443163
Atleast you don't have to eat in your car while driving like a maniac to get to work on time. You're doing good

[Anonymous No.12443224]

Today's is good. Leftover ratatouille and steamed kale/broccoli, plus egg and homemade ciabatta.

[Anonymous No.12443502]

>>12435023
hello fellow seattle fag

[Anonymous No.12443617]

>>12415631
testosterone levels are highest after 7 days of no ejaculation (it goes down after that)

[Anonymous No.12445203]

>>12443617
>goes down
As in returns to baseline.

[Anonymous No.12445635]

>>12432623
>unbeaten

[Anonymous No.12445979]

>>12415369
>eggs scrambled with cheese
>loaded hashbrowns
>thick cut bacon
>smoked sausage links
>sourdough toast with butter and jam
>coffee and a glass of milk to wash it all down
It's too filling for actual breakfast but I'll drop by the diner every now and again if I'm particularly hungry and having a bad week.

[Anonymous No.12446022]

>>12415369
>Biscuits and sausage gravy
>eggs, hash browns (with onions and peppers), bacon, sourdough toast
>English muffin, fried egg with melted sharp cheddar or smoke gouda, sausage patty (2x)

Each with coffee and OJ

[Anonymous No.12446868]

>>12415369
This

[Anonymous No.12446871]

>>12446868
French toash
Mango
Blueberrys
Bananna

[Anonymous No.12447122]

>>12415369
>beans for breakfast
how do you fucking eat beans at breakfast?
a coffee and you done your breakfast, no need to eat anything else

[Anonymous No.12447200]

the heart tatoo is just the perfect amount of sluty

[Anonymous No.12447209]

>>12415814
those lips
disgusting

[Anonymous No.12448821]

>>12447122
I almost never eat breakfast, but baked beans are really nice. I have no idea how they're not more popular elsewhere. They act as a kind of combination food, providing a nice tomato taste, and some nice starchy elements. They're generally used almost like a sauce - I'd eat them last, having dipped almost every element of a full english into them. They function a lot like a mild slightly sweet and spiced ketchup. They work great with eggs and toast especially.

But yeah breakfast is massively overrated, I've eaten it maybe 5 times in the past 4-5 years. Full english is a good lunch though.

[Anonymous No.12448825]

>>12447209
Yeah. Cosmetic surgery has pretty much ruined women for me. Most of them have had some sort of it.

[Anonymous No.12449849]

>>12415369
>2 poached eggs over a frisee salad
>2 slices beef scrapple, pan fried
>2 slices of toasted wheat bread

I stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.12451418]

>>12415369
>What’s your ideal breakfast platter
Sweet pussy followed by hash browns and blueberry muffin

[Anonymous No.12452973]

>>12415369
A banana and some other piece of fruit you disgusting anglos

[Anonymous No.12453023]

>>12415369
3 scrambled eggs with cheez whiz on top

[Anonymous No.12453041]

Pancakes and milkies.