/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12414313]

which restaurants do you take girls out to when on a date?

[Anonymous No.12414319]

Cook together.

[Anonymous No.12414324]

i've been on like 4 first dates to sushi.

[Anonymous No.12414351]

>>12414324
i hate that. theyre squirming around in their seat, and asking stuff like "does it smell like fish to you"?

yes, ITS YOUR PUSSY! HAHAHAHHAHAHHH!

[Anonymous No.12414395]

>>12414351

Bas3d

[Anonymous No.12414399]

>>12414351
baste

[Anonymous No.12414402]

Fool. Persueing lust will only serve to enslave thee.

[Anonymous No.12414404]

>>12414351
Probably the most redpilled post I've ever witnessed on The Chan.

[Anonymous No.12414419]

>>12414313
>which restaurants do you take girls out to when on a date?
Drive in's mainly. Don't have to leave the vehicle.

[Anonymous No.12414423]

"Hey babe you want to go spend 5x the price for burgers at Burger Barn? I hear it's lit!"

[Anonymous No.12414471]

>>12414319
200% this

[Anonymous No.12414508]

I take women to Chilli's for first dates. I order us the Margarita sampler and tell her to order whatever she'd like on the menu.

She usually picks out something horrible while I order a bacon cheeseburger which they end up taking half of. I usually spend $60 + tip. I always fuck the women on that first date.

Chilli's works for me.

[Anonymous No.12414551]

i usually go for a decent sushi place. got me laid after the date and still together

[Anonymous No.12414564]

>>12414551
banti

[Anonymous No.12414582]

>>12414313
Only correct answer right here

[Anonymous No.12414585]

>>12414582
diabetes burger

[Anonymous No.12414599]

>>12414313
>thanks for the sub sandwich anon teehee

[Anonymous No.12414686]

I take the young lady to Five Guys to assert my financial security.

[Anonymous No.12414701]

>>12414313
God i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.12414720]

>>12414351
>"does it smell like fish to you?"
I cracked up thinking of some bitch saying that in the Andrew Dice Clay making fun of bitches voice.

[Anonymous No.12414744]

>>12414313
Someplace where they would be embarrassed if they acted like a instgram thot like op's pic. Fucking attention whore!

[Anonymous No.12414752]

>>12414744
have sex

[Anonymous No.12414890]

>>12414744
>he thinks being in a high class establishment will prevent thottery
You clearly lack experience

[Anonymous No.12414907]

>>12414752
get fucked

[Anonymous No.12414911]

>>12414313
She's attractive but something about her screams "trouble".

[Anonymous No.12414925]

>>12414313
I don't think I will ever go out on a date again. I am old now, and I don't care about romantic relations anymore.

[Anonymous No.12414932]

>>12414351
t. never have and never will be laid

[Anonymous No.12414937]

>>12414925
More sex awaits you. Go get it dude

[Anonymous No.12414947]

>>12414911
histrionic attention whore, that's always trouble

[Anonymous No.12414949]

I send them for take out

[Anonymous No.12414965]

>>12414720
Look what I did to you, AGAIN. OHHH!

[Anonymous No.12414977]

>>12414937
I dunno. I haven't done the woman thing in like a decade. Everything is all retarded dating apps now. I don't think I can adapt. Also, I'm uglier as a result of being old. I think I crossed some line where it seems like it's more trouble than it's worth.

[Anonymous No.12414991]

>>12414313
Whatever I find on HappyCow near the other stuff we're doing.

[Anonymous No.12414992]

>>12414947
I agree. But even in her face, there's something untrustworthy. It's almost like it's genetic.

[Anonymous No.12414994]

>>12414992
It's just the sidelong glance, an expression typically used in media to depict untrustworthiness.

[Anonymous No.12415009]

>>12414977
Have you tried bussy? My friend with benefits tells me it's usually better because most women are dead fish.

[Anonymous No.12415016]

>>12414701
>God i wish that were me
The girl, the burger or the boyfriend taking the pic?

[Anonymous No.12415021]

>>12415016
yes

[Anonymous No.12415023]

>>12415009
Not sure if you're making fun of me. I'm never going to go gay. I still have an emotional attraction to women, yet the whole dating and food thing seems even more brutally transactional than it was when I was younger. I just think I'm done.

[Anonymous No.12415036]

>>12415023
are you fat?

[Anonymous No.12415047]

>>12415023
No. Is being fat advantageous somehow?

[Anonymous No.12415055]

>>12415023
Do you play video games, or are you one of those turbo-losers who can't even be a loser properly?

[Anonymous No.12415071]

>>12415055
Oh, I see. You're trying to figure out what's wrong with me for not really caring about dating anymore. That's cute. Have a good one.

[Anonymous No.12415087]

I normally take them to med-high chains that have a wide selection since people are so retarded about eating in our generation.

Hate dating though. People are awful at conversation.

[Anonymous No.12415135]

I've never been in a date

[Anonymous No.12415139]

>>12415047
no, being fat will explain why youre a loser

[Anonymous No.12415146]

>>12415135
Haven't missed much.

[Anonymous No.12415351]

>>12415135
fuck that guy could be my twin brother

[Anonymous No.12415390]

Last two dates I managed to get both stood me up, one being a few months ago one 4 years ago. A few years before that I took a fatty out on a date for coffee and ice cream near the beach but it turned out she was extremely stuck up so it went poorly. I am not made for the world of dating.

[Anonymous No.12415398]

>>12415135
ITS TAPE

[Anonymous No.12415577]

>>12414313
Damn that girl's hot. I asked some girl on bumble if she wanted to go get coffee at 9 pm one time. She says "sure where?" I say "Wawa?" It's a convenience store on the east coast for you flyovers and Euro fags. That was the end of the conversation.
I also once took a girl to Denny's after we banged. And that's about it I don't go on dates.

[Anonymous No.12416255]

>>12414351

it's funny because it's true

[Anonymous No.12416270]

>>12414313
Local joint in houston called Bibi's
>best
>crawfish
>ever

[Anonymous No.12416278]

>>12414351
Based

[Anonymous No.12416319]

Someplace normal, like fazolis or a diner. Low stress familiar and easy to talk to the person across from you about them. But my goal wasn't to have sex or impress. If you can talk and laugh with a girl for an hour and a half without getting awful crazy bitch vibes than their is potential.

[Anonymous No.12416617]

>>12414313

[Anonymous No.12416686]

>>12414313
Why did you have to remind me? I just came on here to figure out what I wanna eat right now, not be depressed that I am afraid of dating.

[Anonymous No.12416692]

>>12414313

she probably ate a single bite from that burg

[Anonymous No.12416713]

>>12416319
>Someplace normal, like fazolis
That place is fucking golden, and since there are so few now it is no where just normal.

[Anonymous No.12416715]

>>12414313
Which ever one would be likely to disturb a NT thot.

[Anonymous No.12416783]

>>12416255
This was Rachel Ray about 40 lbs ago

[Anonymous No.12416801]

i don't go on dates.

[Anonymous No.12416807]

>>12416783
i would still pipe fat rachel.

[Anonymous No.12417561]

>>12414313
I go someplace local. The food scene here is great with lots of indepentant restaurants. The part of town can be a little sketchy though. As for what kind of food it depends on the girl. Got an answer for whatever they're craving.

Alot of them just stay uptown so you get bonus points for being a fucking hipster.

[Anonymous No.12417567]

dates are for gays and zoomers

[Anonymous No.12417579]

>>12414313
Pöúnd Tœwn

[Anonymous No.12417644]

>>12414313
TGIFridays

[Anonymous No.12417727]

>>12414313
i dont let a girl see me eat until like the 5th date

[Anonymous No.12417733]

>>12416807
When people call it piping I lose my entire libido for at least three days.

[Anonymous No.12417745]

>>12415139
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.12417817]

>>12414313
It depends. If you are taking a thot out to dinner sushi is the obvious choice. Thots love sushi. If you are taking out a respectable woman an Italian place or a steakhouse is fine.

[Anonymous No.12418102]

>>12414585
Who gives af about diabetes when you're hosing them afterwords?

[Anonymous No.12418115]

>>12414911
>attractive
>trouble
Pick 2.

[Anonymous No.12418121]

>>12414313
I do not date girls. I date insecure men who think they are girls and will do anything for validation. I take them wherever I feel like going, because what I say goes.

[Anonymous No.12418124]

>>12414313
Some place she feels comfortable since I met her at a similar establishment. Twin peaks, hooters, tilted kilt, etc.

[Anonymous No.12418135]

>>12415055
>>12415139
Dude, he's old. Get a clue.

[Anonymous No.12418150]

>>12418121
Based and tranny pilled

[Anonymous No.12418160]

>>12417817
>wasting sushi money on thots
Just take those stupid bitches to In-N-Out or something. That way they can take pics with the burger and shit and you don’t have to spend real money on them before they allow you to assrape them to get back at daddy.

[Anonymous No.12418192]

>>12415390
My boomer CPA who looks like a total stereotypical nerd although he's got a wicked sense of humor and is an all around decent guy told me one story
>hook up on internet with a thot
>completely honest about the fact he's 5'8" and looks like the epitome of a nerd
>she's all for meeting up after he tells her he owns his accounting firm
>he tells her he'll be wearing a red jacket and sitting at the bar of the restaurant
>she says she'll be wearing a bluejean miniskirt
>he's sitting at the bar watching the door and sees the thot come in and she scans the bar with money hungry eager eyes and does a 360 and walks out after she see's him
Ths irony is although he's small, he's not that bad looking. I've seen small guys in the gym showers with enormous penises too, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.12418203]

Dave and Busters

[Anonymous No.12418207]

>>12418192
So what you're saying is you spend a lot of time wondering about your accountant's penis.

[Anonymous No.12418211]

>>12414313
Just buy some ling, and steam it, no need to go to a greasy fucking restaurant.

[Anonymous No.12418215]

>>12418160
Based

[Anonymous No.12418226]

I'm kind of with this guy

>>12414977

There comes a time when it all seems more trouble than it's worth. Even when a woman's clearly interested it's like, meh.

However, I recommend something like sushi or tapas for a first date. Lots of little dishes coming to the table helps if conversation is getting a bit stilted.

[Anonymous No.12418552]

i had some decent theme park food

[Anonymous No.12418668]

>>12414351
Ok, this is pretty based.

[Anonymous No.12418680]

>>12418226
Reddit

[Anonymous No.12418697]

>>12414313
>arm tattoo

[Anonymous No.12418713]

>4chan
>date
>girls

[Anonymous No.12418734]

>>12415135
Me neither. If anyone's ever been attracted to you then you really should't be posting on 4chan as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.12418738]

>>12418734
Truth bomb.

[Anonymous No.12418740]

>>12414313
Alamo Drafthouse for dinner and a movie. The dames LOVE it.

[Anonymous No.12418855]

>>12418680
He's right though. It really isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.12419670]

>>12414313
a medieval themed self-service restaurant

[Anonymous No.12419676]

>>12414319
RIP

[Anonymous No.12419690]

>>12418734
Does it count if the only person who's been attracted to me is someone who only knows me over the internet and has never seen my face/body?

[Anonymous No.12419691]

>>12419690
No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.12419693]

>>12419691
Cool. I'm glad to be an AUTHENTIC™ user of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.12419709]

>>12414351

[Anonymous No.12419728]

>>12414313
Indian food place because the manager is a family friend and gets me free drinks which is nice if its not going great and I decide to just say fuck it and get a little drunk instead.
Bonus: Get to play a little game with myself in the car where I see how much I can let out some covert gas on the way home before they notice.

[Anonymous No.12419739]

I take her to Famous Dave's and order a slab of ribeye for myself and a large salad (vinaigrette dressing, no cheese or croutons) for her.

[Anonymous No.12419754]

Reading this thread with great interest because I'm 38 and thinking about asking a girl on a date and don't want it to look like I've never taken girls on dates before. I really haven't but obviously I don't want her to know that. So far I haven't had any good ideas. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.12419760]

>>12419754
Hire a retard to pretend to be your brother and then take your date to Chuck E. Cheese with said retard to show how much of a caring person you are.

[Anonymous No.12419770]

>>12414977
The dating apps are just a superficial change. You can handle it. It's like in the 1890s how you'd send your servant to leave a calling card then she'd send her servant to leave a calling card then after that you could fuck. It's just a procedure to get onto the date, the actual dating process is the same as always.
The major problem now that there is no such thing as casual dating anymore. It's either anonymous sex or she moves into your house.

[Anonymous No.12419780]

>>12419770
Pre-marital sex with people who weren't prostitutes did not happen before the 1920s. If you were spotted alone with a woman you weren't married to your name would be mud and you would never work again.

[Anonymous No.12419784]

>>12419780
Yes well obviously you wouldn't literally fuck after swapping calling cards. It's a figure of speech. My point is that while the courting procedure changes, the essense of talking to a girl remains the same.

[Anonymous No.12419792]

>>12414313
TATOO!!! TATTOO MEANS SLUT! I DON'T DATE SLUTS

[Anonymous No.12419803]

Dating is just meeting up with someone and asking about their life to get them comfortable with you while pretending to be normal and trying to keep your anxiety from causing you to misspeak, and moving your body in a way that is pleasing to the other person (a light touch that's not creepy, maybe a kiss at the end of the date depending on body language, etc.).

[Anonymous No.12419830]

>>12419803
it shouldnt be a performance, jesus christ. let yourself be who you are.

[Anonymous No.12419832]

>>12419830
It's not easy for everyone to be comfortable around a stranger.

[Anonymous No.12419839]

>>12419830
Channers should never be who they are. If you don't understand this already I don't know what to say.

[Anonymous No.12419845]

>>12419832
i understand that. of course. thats why people tend to have a drink or two in social situations. but you made it sound like youre wearing a skin suit and are afraid its going to tear open and fall off and the other person is going to start screaming and run when they see who you are.

>>12419839
everybody in real life is a freak, they just all hide it.

[Anonymous No.12419858]

>>12419845
I actually seem to perform worse on dates after a drink when I'm feeling that slight buzz. Only when I drink like a fish do I get a bit better, but you usually can't do that on first dates.

[Anonymous No.12419886]

>>12419770
>just a superficial change
They really aren't though. They're a fundamental change to when you would organically bump into someone once or twice, then ask her out based on her body language. Now everybody has to take photos of themselves and make up all this stupid shit. Hundreds of randos look at your stupid shit and stupid photos, and all your stupid shit becomes part of the botnet. Then it all means absolutely nothing because you meet and can't stand each other after one minute. But if you talk to a woman out of the blue now it's bad form, even if you're not hitting on her. Oh, and THEN you can proceed to the regular phase of dating. You guys know how broken this shit is, right?

[Anonymous No.12419908]

>>12419886
I like it, I don't have to approach women.

[Anonymous No.12419918]

>>12419886
As he stated, something like this had been the norm for most of history. What you are talking about has been possible for less than a hundred years. Women have mostly been kept in hiding, and only allowed to associate with men in highly controlled environments very similar to what Tinder is today.

[Anonymous No.12419932]

>>12419918
Yeah, I'm too old for this shit. I'm not jumping through extra hoops, making stupid dating site profiles. I had my fun in my 20's. I think I'm done. I'm free!

[Anonymous No.12420110]

>>12414351
Basé et rouge pilulé

[Anonymous No.12420112]

>>12414351

[Anonymous No.12420130]

>>12414351
yes.

yes.

[Anonymous No.12420138]

>>12414351
So it's true. There are really 14 year olds on 4channel. Is this what I have been arguing with all this time?

[Anonymous No.12420239]

>>12414313
Rib joint if she's not a vegetarian. Make her get all messy with the ribs. If she's nonchalant about it she's not too uptight. Besides ribs are awesome

[Anonymous No.12420242]

>>12414351

[Anonymous No.12420243]

>>12415023
I don't think that means you shouldn't try. I'm in my mid thirties and flirt with everybody, sometimes it works. idk man I don't think I could give up women until I'm decrepit

[Anonymous No.12420245]

>>12420239
>Where would you like to go?
>CAN WE GET RIBS?
I mean between the mess and the absolute lack of class that ribs signals, it's honestly a terrible first date unless you're pursuing a redneck

[Anonymous No.12420251]

>>12414313
I like her breasts and would be interested to see how they look without any clothing to support them.

[Anonymous No.12420256]

>>12419770
That's completely been my experience. I get hit up a lot by 30 year olds who want to settle down on OK cupid a whole lot

[Anonymous No.12420258]

>>12419830
you really don't want people to know your oddities right off the bat. being quirky is only ok if you're a girl

[Anonymous No.12420260]

>>12420256
Is OK Cupid the one that claims to make scientific algorithmic matches? That site told me there is nobody for me and refused to create an account for me. I wish I was joking. It took over half an hour to give them my details, and I was rejected out of hand.

[Anonymous No.12420262]

>>12420245
experience dictates otherwise, virgin

[Anonymous No.12420264]

>>12420260
It does seem to work though. I matched with my oneitis 98% which is very rare

[Anonymous No.12420277]

>>12420260
Ok Cupid more like Ok Stupid amirite
lmao

[Anonymous No.12420870]

Never go out to eat unless it’s coffee or ice cream until after the 3rd date, by then you guys should have figured out what kind of foods you’re into

[Anonymous No.12420921]

>>12414351
based

[Anonymous No.12420999]

>>12414351

[Anonymous No.12421022]

Last one was some mexicanish . Food was average, but we did end up at her place, so that place gets an extra star in my book.

[Anonymous No.12421473]

>>12414313
In N Out
Then later you give her the aul In N Out as well.
You understand me fella?

[Anonymous No.12421499]

>>12414313
>restaurants
>girls
>out
>date

Who do you think I am

[Anonymous No.12421511]

>>12414351
What's the joke?

[Anonymous No.12421774]

>>12414313
In smol town Alabama, Red Lobster is the ticket to a good time.

[Anonymous No.12421942]

>>12414351
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.12421991]

>>12421774
>Red Lobster
Are they still around? I was certain they all closed years ago.

[Anonymous No.12422041]

anyone else have one of those weird middle school gfs
>sat next to her in math class
>one day she asked me if I wanted to go out
>said sure
>exchanged numbers
>bothered the fuck out of me during some event thing by asking me stupid questions over text
>would constantly bother me during math class which I was already struggling in
>would text me all night, felt obligated to respond because I was retarded
>this goes on for a week
>tell her to leave me alone over text on a saturday
Never had any kind of attention from women since but it really put me off the idea entirely.

[Anonymous No.12422054]

Olive Garden or red lobster are really classy so we go there every month.

[Anonymous No.12422092]

>>12420262
Ikr, ribs are bomb and it’s tight if a pretty girl wants to dig in.
Bonus points for taking a butch to a crawfish boil.

[Anonymous No.12422101]

>>12421991
Denverfag here. We holding on to the last of the cheddar biscuit dynasty. Fading fast tho.

[Anonymous No.12422111]

>>12414419
>Don't have to leave the rape van
FTFY

[Anonymous No.12422502]

Mcds; make her pay.

[Anonymous No.12424249]

Bump

[Anonymous No.12424263]

>>12414419
How am I supposed to consume that root beer float like that

[Anonymous No.12424280]

>>12421511
Shit protagonist

[Anonymous No.12424296]

>>12414313
Sushi for a first date. Girls love sushi.

[Anonymous No.12424756]

>>12424263
You just gram it then dump it. It's not for eating.

[Anonymous No.12425382]

>>12419739
Alpha as fuck

[Anonymous No.12426172]

>>12414313
Disgusting eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.12426196]

>>12418734
Nahhhhh, have had many girls, am currently dating some Ukrainian qt. It's not all its cracked up to be. You get used to girls, like anything. 4chan is comfy

[Anonymous No.12426217]

>>12414351
Holy fuck I havent laughed this hard in weeks.

[Anonymous No.12426471]

McDonalds they usually really like the play area and being around others their age

[Anonymous No.12426635]

>>12414351
Put me in the based and epic reddit screencap.

[Anonymous No.12426638]

>>12414319
FPBP.

[Anonymous No.12426748]

>>12415009
>can't have sex with women? Just go gay, sweetie!
Why do fags constantly try to convert straights? Fucking get in the oven already you slime.

[Anonymous No.12426773]

>tfw at work
>talking to female coworker
>25 lbs overweight probably
>cute eyebrows
>Big tiddy
>prime squeezing hips
>wearing yoga pants
I had a 3/4 chub the whole time I was talking to her. I'm hopeless.