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>> No.12413787

I wouldn’t. I hear raw brains straight from the monkey are good.

>> No.12413805

>>12413785
>uma delicia! xD
>brazilians are so subhuman amirite /ck/??
fuck off to /pol/

>> No.12413823

>>12413785
sopa de macaco

>> No.12413829
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12413829

>>12413805
I don't know why you just became so upset? I'm just asking the right board for this I thought.

>> No.12413841

>>12413823
t. Alberto Barbosa

>> No.12413863

>>12413787
good for prion disease

>> No.12413867

>>12413863
Yolo

>> No.12413871

>>12413785
god i wish i was a litttle monkey guy

>> No.12413880

well done

>> No.12413938

>>12413880
You're an actual brainlet. Well done is for cucks, go medium rare for the optimal monkey meat juice levels and flavor.

>> No.12414008

>>12413805
are you suggesting that brazilians DON'T eat monkey meat?

>> No.12414015

>>12413785
Hand them their welfare check

>> No.12414021

>>12413805
Literally, nobody asked, the guy just asked how you'd cook a monkey, he didn't even mention Brazil. What, does everybody in Brazil eat monkies or something?

>> No.12414029

>>12413805
get help for your mental illness

>> No.12414111

>>12413785
prepare it for what?

>> No.12414126
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12414126

>>12413785
PLS OP!

>> No.12414128

>>12414111
OMAD

>> No.12414134

>>12413863
this is a meme and you have a greater chance of getting salmonella from cooked chicken than this

>> No.12414140
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12414140

Cut the head off and serve chilled, so you can eat the brains

>> No.12414245

>>12414134
however, prion disease is fatal incurable
i would think it's obvious why people worry about it

>> No.12415873

>>12413785
Sear it nicely and then throw it into a stew

>> No.12416906
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12416906

I'm more of a raza de pitbull man

>> No.12417150

>>12413805
seething

>> No.12417173
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12417173

>>12416906
based and "delicía" pilled

>> No.12417262

>>12413785
Monkeys are far too intelligent to ethically eat. Same with whales, dolphins, dogs, cats, octopi, elephants, and some birds.

>>12417173
Sneks are friends usually but some could be eaten if they’re assholes. Cobra could be aight but they should definitely be skinned and deboned first fuck.

>> No.12417272

I guess I'd skin it first. Chop off it's head. I think I'd BBQ it. Grill it. I have never tried monkey meat, but I assume it's probably not that good, so I would maybe heavily season it too

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>>12413785
I would tell him life is going to be hard, then I would release him in the biggest forest I could find.

>> No.12419178
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12419178

>>12413785
Do you want AIDS? Because this is how you get AIDS

>> No.12419235

>>12413785
i'd just send the lil nigga home.

>> No.12419248

>>12413805
Ok, this is based.

>> No.12419254

>>12416906
Sopa de eslamed y esmached, una delicia

>> No.12419258

>>12413785
I would prepare it braised with root vegetables

>> No.12419261

>>12413805
huezelian detected

>> No.12419372

Did anyone else see the faces of death as a kid where they put the monkey inside a table with only his head sticking out, beat it to death with mallets, then eat the brains? I'd try that.

>> No.12420432

>>12413785
>How Would You Prepare a Monkey?
First of all gain his trust.
Then maybe feed him some peanuts and banana.
Calmly lube his asshole with plenty of vaseline,get a tight grip , cause you don't want to get scratches.
Fuck his ass like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.12420438

>>12420432
Oh wait....
This isn't /b/... sorry

>> No.12420609

>>12413785
Sopa de macaco

>> No.12420689
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12420689

Skin in at throw it on the barbie. Actually one of the best meats I've ever tried even though it looks spooky as fuck...

>> No.12420696

>>12420689
Skin it and goddammit...

>> No.12421906

>>12420689
No wonder there’s monkeypox and ebola on the regular there...

>> No.12421986

>>12421906
I was fine anyways so cant be that bad. Also I dont know but the meat is actually so good it might be worth the ebola. Ive probably never eaten anything more tasty and intense before or after that macaque...

>> No.12422083

>>12419178
Aids bacteria dies at 100 degrees tho

>> No.12422120

>>12417173
>Sopa de cobra
>it's obviously a python

>> No.12422814

>>12413805
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>> No.12422831

>>12413805
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>> No.12424172

>>12420689
>>12413787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGltVAJ4JCk

>> No.12424194

>>12422120
"Cobra" can be used to describe any snake in Portuguese, not just cobras. Cobras specifically are called "najas" and pythons are "pítons", but any of them can be a "cobra".

>> No.12424305

>>12413785
Just like how you would prepare pork. Don't eat anything near the spine or brain and you should be good to go.

>> No.12426062

>>12416906

> venezuelan midgets managed to capture a pitbull and cook it
>tfw no gf

QUE DELICIOSO.

>> No.12426065

>>12424194

So its kind of like how inbred southerners in the US call every soda a Coke?

>> No.12426323

Give a fork and knife, napkin, and cook him an outdoor cat, medium well. Can't do rare from toxo, but you gotta cook for our monkey niggas somehow.

>> No.12426580 [DELETED] 

>Vetter, Vetter there is a fly in mein Suppe
>JEWISH SWINE!

>> No.12426600

>>12426065
Buddy I am strictly from the South and you have been tricked into thinking this. It is not a southern practice. But I appreciate the prejudice and hate we get it wherever we go.

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>>12413805

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12426616

>>12413805
Huehuehuehue

>> No.12426644

uma delicia...

>> No.12426663
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12426663

>>12413805
>t.Brazilian

>> No.12426747

UMA

>> No.12427641

>>12426747
DELÍCIA

>> No.12427651

>>12414111
to go into space

>> No.12427657

>>12414126
i love you ebola chan

>> No.12427662

>>12413785
Prepare it for what? I'd prepare it to get kicked the fuck away from me. Dirty little poop flingers.

>> No.12428635

>>12419258
Gonna have to agree, they move a lot so I assume the meat would be tough. Braised with mire pox, reduce braising liquid, mill mire pox for a thickening agent.

>> No.12428756

slow cooker in something acidic.

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12429688

Probably with a side of these

>> No.12429703

>>12416906
If you're going to fucking prep a dog for eating at the very least keep some decency and dont leave the goddam head on the soup! It's utterly disgusting and Savage to stare at the dogs face with the teeth and all, Jesus these people