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Yeah, I'm never eating eggs again Anonymous Fri May 31 06:59:34 2019 No.12409999 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 07:01:20 2019 No.12410006 >>12409999 whatb the fuck?????????

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 07:59:46 2019 No.12410153 I'm never watching anime again

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 08:06:24 2019 No.12410169 >>12409999 ok, you posted it, now go back

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 08:32:37 2019 No.12410248 >>12409999 if anything this makes it better, its like consuming somethings life-force for breakfast and thats pretty sick

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 08:51:23 2019 No.12410321 >>12410248 chink detected

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 09:00:23 2019 No.12410350 File: 198 KB, 377x351, 1558837284940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12409999 Fuck your quads, its called don't eat fertilized eggs dumb ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 09:10:51 2019 No.12410376 >>12409999 the eggs you eat (if you're buying from a store) are unfertilized you fucking tard

Anonymous Fri May 31 09:14:44 2019 No.12410386
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>>12409999
fun fact

chickens don't have a separate urethra, vagina, or anus. it's all one hole called a cloaca. they literally piss shit and lay eggs out of the same orifice. so imagine that the eggs you eat probably have a microfine deposited layer of chicken waste coated on them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 09:17:50 2019 No.12410391 >christcucks literally force chickens to have abortions and eat their fetus

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 09:20:27 2019 No.12410402 >>12410386 yeah i love me some egg shells 2bh

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 09:39:01 2019 No.12410454 >>12410391 dropped

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 09:40:09 2019 No.12410458 >>12410386 >t. Sheltered babyman

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 10:39:10 2019 No.12410644 If you were somehow unaware what eggs are, maybe you should just stop eating in general.

Anonymous Fri May 31 10:42:01 2019 No.12410661

>>12410386

The eggs my family eats come from a friend who owns chickens locally, they arrive in re-used egg containers with bits of dry grass, stray feathers and caked on mud/chicken shit on them all the time but damn they are the best eggs available here

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 11:26:50 2019 No.12410840 >>12410386 in the us the egg shells are thoroughly cleaned

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 12:11:44 2019 No.12411003 >>12410386 >not cleaning your food

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 12:32:27 2019 No.12411078 >>12410840 True which is one reason why rates of salmonella in eggs are much higher than the rest of the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 12:37:01 2019 No.12411097 File: 56 KB, 298x169, 1543555638017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12411078

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 12:54:51 2019 No.12411172 Wtf Im a vegan now!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 12:56:52 2019 No.12411185 >>12410386 Did you just go to your first day of highschool? Anyone with common sense already knew this, fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 13:01:50 2019 No.12411208 >>12410386 You'd know this if you weren't an 11 year old because eggs do have a chalky substance on them you have to wash.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 13:06:26 2019 No.12411232 >>12410386 >>12410840 >>12411003 >>12411097 Actually eggs have a film of antibacterial membrane around the shell and washing them makes them more vulnerable to spoilage and infections>>12411078 this is correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 13:20:51 2019 No.12411304 >>12410386 anon you're supposed to remove the shell before eating the egg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 13:30:07 2019 No.12411345 File: 221 KB, 680x680, honk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12409999 >but abortion is just a clump of cells

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 13:33:59 2019 No.12411365 >>12411232 the chicken has an infection, the egg has an infection. That's how you get eggs with salmonella, and why you were born with AIDS

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:08:28 2019 No.12411476 File: 291 KB, 495x499, smug weeb frog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12410169 to japan?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:09:30 2019 No.12411478 >>12410376 Why do they lay eggs if they aren't fertilized, anyways?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:11:09 2019 No.12411480 >>12411478 All birds do I think

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:13:35 2019 No.12411486 >>12409999 >again So you've never eated eggs before?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:22:34 2019 No.12411512 >>12411304 >missing out on those calcium gains

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:25:04 2019 No.12411526 >>12411478 All birds and most females in general do this. Laying an egg is akin to having a period since it is getting rid of an unfertilized egg. Female reproductive systems pretty much just constantly produce eggs until some sperm shows up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 14:25:56 2019 No.12411527 >>12409999 more for me

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 17:21:41 2019 No.12412182 >>12411526 So women ARE asking for it, I knew it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 17:27:00 2019 No.12412207 >>12411526 Most mammalian females don't have periods though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 17:36:22 2019 No.12412244 >>12412207 That's wrong >>12411526 That's wrong too. Female mammals produce a finite supply of eggs which they release at intervals

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 21:36:00 2019 No.12413441 >>12412182 BASED

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 21:39:08 2019 No.12413455 >>12412244 Most mammals don't have periods you dumbass, not that they don't ovulate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 21:59:20 2019 No.12413564 >>12413455 t. Lucy, the Gorilla who learned sign language

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 22:08:49 2019 No.12413602 >>12410386 That's why you put them in the dishwasher before you cook with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 04:09:33 2019 No.12414810 >>12410386 Come to think of it. I've never seen a chicken pee. Do they pee?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 04:41:58 2019 No.12414901 >>12409999 Checked. It's just a clump of cells.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 05:45:01 2019 No.12415042 >>12410376 Hormones caused by the rooster

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 05:51:13 2019 No.12415061 >>12411078 No its because the US doesnt require salmonella vaccines for chickens

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 07:27:46 2019 No.12415272 >>12414810 Nope. Just that runny bird poop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 07:31:45 2019 No.12415281 >>12410386 Do you have any grasp on where a woman' s pee hole is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 07:36:56 2019 No.12415295 >>12411478 Women do it too It is called "period"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 07:42:15 2019 No.12415303 Vegan vegan go away. Nobody likes you. You're gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 11:33:39 2019 No.12415965 >>12411526 >>12415295 Phew, that's a relief! I sure was scared about all the previous eggs I've eaten

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 12:46:59 2019 No.12416263 >>12415295 That's considered abortion now punishable by the death penalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 12:56:12 2019 No.12416287 >>12410386 If you have a toothbrush in your bathroom it is covered in fecal bacteria

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 13:09:42 2019 No.12416341 >>12411478 Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 13:21:47 2019 No.12416381 >>12410386 99% chance your mom shat herself while giving birth to you so imagine you have a microfine deposited layer of human waste coated on you That's how retarded you sound

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 13:26:42 2019 No.12416411 >>12413564 Gorillas have periods. >>12414810 Chickens do pee but they usually mix their pee with their poop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 18:18:38 2019 No.12417591 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 18:20:09 2019 No.12417603 I'm never having sex again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 18:24:05 2019 No.12417626 >>12412182 basedbro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 22:38:34 2019 No.12419002 >>12409999 >feeling empathy for chickens but why though its not like dinos didnt eat us

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 01:43:54 2019 No.12419618 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, smug kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12409999 nobody is checkin these quads. wtf

Anonymous Sun Jun 2 02:02:08 2019 No.12419694

>>12409999
Did you never stop to think about this before? Did you not know what an egg is?
Should make people experience the various facets of agriculture so they realize what goes into feeding them.
Yeah, eggs are part of the reproductive process. If that grosses you out, fine, but don't come in here with your faggy histrionics about how shocked you are.
>OMG never eating this again, check this out guys! Can you believe it?
Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 02:04:13 2019 No.12419700 >>12410386 So don't eat the shells, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 02:05:15 2019 No.12419706 >>12411078 But that's wrong.

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