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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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ITT: questions that don't deserve their own thread

>> No.12407743

>>12407720
Do people call it "food porn" because it normalizes real pornography a bit and makes them feel better? They've managed to make the term at least somewhat socially acceptable and maybe they hope that one day their actual pornography addiction will be socially acceptable too.

>> No.12407747

How do I cook lamb chops?

>> No.12407748

>>12407743
You're looking too much into it.

>> No.12407756

>>12407743
why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?

>> No.12407787

>>12407748
>>12407756
They're trying to say their insatiable hunger is on the same playing field as their insatiable lust for pleasures of the flesh. I guess where there's hedonist smoke, there's hedonist fire.

>> No.12407793

Do you really need to brine a turkey? Can you make it moist just by roasting?

>> No.12407798

>>12407743
>foodgasm

>> No.12407821

>>12407743
This is how you test it. Go up to people and tell them you like porn. If they are fine with it then congratulations, porn has been normalized. If they recoil in disgust then say "HAHA I MEANT FOOOOD PORN"

Either way you're off scott free

>> No.12407822

I'm inviting a couple for dinner and the girl has an eating disorder. What should I make?

>> No.12407834
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12407834

Should I make pizza or pasta?

>> No.12407844
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12407844

>>12407822
vigorexia, anorexia, what kind of eating disorder anon.
in both cases i'd answer the same, meat w/o fat or chicken, vegetables, and if you want to play the chef something like this for dessert

>> No.12407845

>>12407822
I don't know but make sure it has over 3,000 calories a serving and then put a lock on your toilet as a nice prank so she can't purge

>> No.12407855

>>12407834
pizza

>> No.12407863

is spaghetti on bread a comfort food or a poverty food?

>> No.12407864

>>12407855
>I have my own preetza oven

>> No.12407876

>>12407863
Is there any sauce and/or meat in the spaghetti?

>> No.12407888

>>12407863
tf is wrong with ck

>> No.12407892

made pancakes, noticed i could make cornmeal pancakes
why cornmeal pancakes?
pros, cons, etc?

>> No.12407899

>>12407876
yes, bolognese, it's canned

>> No.12407912

>>12407899
Tough. That's probably just food.

>> No.12407922

>>12407912
>just food
Neither comfort nor poverty

>> No.12408010

>>12407892
pros- something different
cons- not as good

>> No.12408108

>>12407720
DAE PINAPPLE ON PIZZA???

>> No.12408430

does this question deserve its own thread?

>> No.12408703

>>12407743
You realize people can watch porn once in a while and not have an addiction to it right? Its 2019, we have shit like wifi dildoes, VR porn, and even porn hub tried to fund porn in space. Unless your around around a bunch of pearl clutches nobody gets THAT squeamish about porn.

>> No.12408710

>>12408703
>pearl clutches
first off, yikes
second you're a degenerate and live a filthy piggy lifestyle

>> No.12408729

>>12407863
Its poverty food unless you cut up some wieners and toss them in. That upgrades it to comfort food.

>> No.12409706

>>12407720
Did the Jollibee shill get banned? I kinda miss being angry at seeing those stupid bees.

>> No.12409885

How do I stop being a cold, emotionally distant person and get married?

I want chirruns.

>> No.12409893

>>12409885

lower your standards

>> No.12409995

>>12409885
Get someone cute pregnant and offer marry her.
That’s how grandpa did it.

>> No.12410015

>>12409885
Get on the /fit/pill brah. Changed my life

>> No.12410016

>>12407793
You need to constantly bastebig either way the brine just gives you alot of leeway comparably

>> No.12410022

>>12407863
Comfort food if garlic bread, poverty food if not

>> No.12410023

What's the best fat percentage to use for Yogurt Marinade? Also, standard or Greek?

>> No.12410025

>>12407892
That's called a Johnny cake it's a native American thing and isn't too bad, blander than pancakes and doesn't go well with syrup and other breakfast stuffs, it's better for savory things like creme fraiche or as starch with something like steak.

>> No.12410036

>>12410023
Low fat is fine since you only need a little bit, not like that's going in the most itself and standard, Greek is thicker than needed for a marinade the thickness just makes it harder to coat your meats

>> No.12410118
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12410118

How the fuck do those banana benders manage to make a spirit that tastes like dirt?

>> No.12410123

How do i make hard boiled eggs not taste like shit?

>> No.12410128

>>12410123
A splash of vinegar to help peel them, don't overcook them, salt on the whites, mayo and paprika on the yolks

>> No.12410356

>>12410118
Real question is why are you drinking that?
>>12410128
If you think hb eggs taste like shit you probably won't like them in anything. I usually just eat them with a bit of salt. You can also marinate them in soy or buffalo sauce. Best way it to take a bunch, mash them up, add a bit of mayo, salt, pepper, garlic, lemon juice, dill and whatever other spices you like and just make egg salad.

>> No.12410629

>>12407822
Lock your bathroom anon

>> No.12410633

>>12407863
BBQ spaghetti on Texas toast is god tier comfort food but it’s gotta be really good bbq spaghetti otherwise it’s kinda gross

>> No.12410828

Will toasting oats shorten the shelf life at all? I'm lazy and want to make at least a month's supply at once.

>> No.12410857

>>12410118
>37%
not worth my time

>> No.12410917

Food are killing us, we need food to live. Is this a catch 22?

>> No.12410955

Does almond milk do anything weird when you heat it? I want to make some hot chocolate with almond milk, but if it's going to split or release some noxious odor when heated past a certain point i'd like to know.

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12411139

do you have to peel the egg in order to make scotch eggs?

>> No.12411146

>>12410118
They have wet brain so they can’t taste it