/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12402628]

What do you usually order when you go to McDonalds?

[Anonymous No.12402633]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.12402644]

>>12402628
I don’t go to McDonald’s in America because it’s the bottom of the barrel around here. There’s literally several better fast food chains that are just as cheap. However I did visit a McDonald’s in Japan and the difference is night and day. Staff is friendlier, restaurant is cleaner, the kitchen is fully open, the portion sizes are actually reasonable, and the food is much higher quality. I took a liking to the teriyaki burger, it’s quite a nice marriage of Japanese and American styles.

[Anonymous No.12402652]

>>12402628
-Buttermilk chicken sandwich with no tomato
-Mango pineapple smoothie
-Occasionally a strawberries and cream pie

[Anonymous No.12402654]

>>12402628
usually: as in never.

[Anonymous No.12402658]

>>12402628
coffee; blacked coffee

[Anonymous No.12402702]

>>12402628
Two Big Macs for $5. No onions.

[Anonymous No.12402709]

mcdouble mac style and a classy chicken sandwich
if i'm feeling extra fat I sometimes also get fries

[Anonymous No.12402710]

>>12402628
"Hi! I'll just have whatever Trump served in the White House!"

[Anonymous No.12402724]

>>12402628
>double cheeseburger
>small fries
>mcdicken
>large tea
$4.83

[Anonymous No.12402732]

>>12402710
That's a lot of food

[Anonymous No.12402734]

If I am going to McDonalds I have given up on that day and the next and am going to eat myself sick and then some.

I order:
>1 large fries
>1 filet o' fish
>20 nuggets
>1 McChicken
>2 cheeseburgers
>2 apple pies, or an apple pie and a specialty pie depending on the season
>Reese's McFlurry
>XL Sweet Tea

[Anonymous No.12402739]

I miss him.

[Anonymous No.12402745]

>>12402628
this is what catfaggotry gets you

[Anonymous No.12402750]

2 McDoubles
Large Fry
Water

[Anonymous No.12402751]

Is that Terry?

[Anonymous No.12403105]

I can only afford to eat there when there are specials in the mobile app

[Anonymous No.12403148]

>>12402628
You don’t have it in the State’s but in Canada it’s called the Big Mac Esquire, it only has cheese, onion, and special sauce. It has no lettuce or pickles. And unlike a regular Big Mac it has ketchup.

[Anonymous No.12403196]

>>12402633
based and McChickenpilled

[Anonymous No.12404733]

>>12402628
two double cheeseburgers, no bun

[Anonymous No.12404743]

>>12402633
I don't know what this, of all the McDonalds restaurant copy-pastes, gets the most posts. It is by far the least creative of the many 'My local McDonalds restaurant' pastas, and for me the least funny.

[Anonymous No.12404749]

>>12404743
ok

[Anonymous No.12404751]

>>12404749

[Anonymous No.12404940]

>>12402633
>yelling three for free! with niggers.
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.12404945]

>>12402734
Based.

[Anonymous No.12405035]

>>12402628
2 Junior McChickens
Frutopia mixed with sprite
Perfection

[Anonymous No.12405050]

Bic Mac meal with orange juice

[Anonymous No.12405102]

6 chicken nuggets
Fries
BBQ dip
Fanta


If I'm going to McDonald's it's because I'm pissed off and want something comforting. Food, ultimately, should be comforting so getting something that reminds me of good memories of going to McDonald's with my dad when I was little is just the thing.

[Anonymous No.12405113]

One large big mac menu with sprite or ice tea. I'm in the Netherlands and underweight

[Anonymous No.12405114]

>>12402628
Straight up two McChickens and two double doubles

[Anonymous No.12405152]

One of these:
>2 double quarter pounders with cheese
>Large fries
>Large drink
>Chocolate shake to dip my fries into if I'm feeling like it

>Double Quarter pounder with cheese
>10 piece chicken nugget
>Large Fries
>Large Drink

>Double quarter pounder with cheese
>2 McChicken sandwiches
>Large drink

>2 bacon eggs and cheese McGriddles
>2 hashbrowns
>Orange juice

I hardly ever eat at McDonald's but when I do I tend to get a lot of shit just because.

[Anonymous No.12405156]

>>12402628
He's still alive!

[Anonymous No.12405191]

>>12402628
haven't been to maccas in a bit but when I do I usually get a big mac or something

[Anonymous No.12405222]

This is what i usually get.

>McChicken sandwich
>Large fry
>Medium soda drink

[Anonymous No.12405240]

2 mcvegans no fries or soda

[Anonymous No.12405349]

>>12402633
Is the joke supposed to be that there isn't such a thing as McChicken sauce?

[Anonymous No.12405387]

>>12402751
yea :(

[Anonymous No.12405399]

>>12402628
>based terry bringing his own shasta to mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.12405412]

>>12402628
Large chips and maybe a frozen coke. (I'm vegetarian so there's fucking nothing worth getting.)

[Anonymous No.12405428]

>breakfast
Steak, Egg, and Cheese bagel. best menu item of all time
>lunch
>can splurge
filet o fish
>no money
mcchicken

[Anonymous No.12405446]

quarter pounder
large fries
vanilla milkshake
cheeseburger or 6 nuggets as a side

[Anonymous No.12405473]

>>12402628
mcchicken or double mcchicken, fries, coke zero, and maybe a sundae.

[Anonymous No.12405482]

>>12402628
KFC

[Anonymous No.12405520]

>>12402628
a mcdouble and a mcchicken

[Anonymous No.12405544]

>>12402628
large big mac meal

[Anonymous No.12405578]

>>12402628

Very rarely, but a filet o fish, mayo chicken and double cheeseburger. 9 nuggets.

[Anonymous No.12405589]

>>12402734
That’s not even that much food. I could have that for lunch and eat it again for dinner.

[Anonymous No.12405610]

McChicken
McDouble
Sometimes a small fry
Large Coke Zero

[Anonymous No.12405644]

>>12404733
Retarded ketonigger detected

[Anonymous No.12405970]

Filet o fish, medium fries, and a big soda

[Anonymous No.12405980]

>>12405387
No need to be sad, he was obviously having mental issues and in the US he was simply never going to get the proper treatment he needed.

Honestly I think being free from his parents control for the last few weeks/months of his life was good for him and he was at peace when he jumped in front of that train.

[Anonymous No.12405995]

>>12402628
Double cheese burger and medium fries
Sometimes 2 cheeseburgers
Just drink water at home

[Anonymous No.12406078]

>>12402628
I order the wageslave to serve me.

[Anonymous No.12406121]

Chicken BLT
Double Cheeseburger
Medium fry and medium coke zero

[Anonymous No.12406156]

>>12405970
is filet o fish good? ive never had one. does it just taste like a sandwich made of fish sticks?
(i eat about 100 lbs of fresh fish a year - its my go-to protein)

[Anonymous No.12406194]

>>12405980
Can I get a story? I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.12406202]

>>12406156
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.12406208]

>>12406194
He is the creator of TempleOS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS

[Anonymous No.12406211]

when I used to go I'd have multiple orders
usually something like mcwrap crispy, two of the novelty burgers that imitate real burgers that they serve at the time, and some desert don't remember which

[Anonymous No.12406212]

>>12406121
>two sandwiches
>french fries
>about 4000 calories of disgusting
>washes it down with a coke zero
>coke zero
>zero

there we go! that will mitigate against the week's worth of saturated fat, right?

[Anonymous No.12406219]

Every once in a while I like to get a big ol cup of unsweetened iced tea. Especially during hot summer days. That first delicious pull is magic. Aaaaaaahhhh....

[Anonymous No.12406226]

>>12406212
???

[Anonymous No.12406239]

For me, it's
>Oatmeal w/ apple and 2 creams
>Medium mocha
I'm glad they made the breakfast menu 24/7. Now I can get my oats if I'm running late.

[Anonymous No.12406244]

>>12402628
two cheeseburger,1 small mcfries, hot wings and i bring my own tap water. what about you OP

[Anonymous No.12406245]

>>12402644
just how bad is American Mcdonalds lads?

[Anonymous No.12406257]

>>12402628
>>12402633
Samefagging

[Anonymous No.12406285]

>>12402628
5 piece chicken select meal

[Anonymous No.12406307]

>>12406156
slab of fishstick with tartar sauce and a slice of american cheese
I absolutely love it every once in a while desu
The bun is also really soft and it complements the rest quite well

[Anonymous No.12406310]

>>12402633
this unironically
2 mcchickens
1 large black coffee
3.18 USD including tax

that my friends is a good deal

[Anonymous No.12406335]

>>12406310
why would you buy coffe at mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.12407336]

>>12406335
their coffee is not exceptional by any means but surprisingly decent, and fair for the price

[Anonymous No.12407342]

>>12407336
There's a reason they sell it in stores

[Anonymous No.12407380]

>>12402628
If I order anything except for a McChicken (with no mayonnaise) or a Big Mac I always regret what I ordered shortly afterwards.

[Anonymous No.12407387]

>>12405980
You can't "treat" schizophrenics unless you warehouse them.

[Anonymous No.12407945]

>>12406335
Better than gas station coffee by a long shot

[Anonymous No.12407966]

>>12405980
It just makes me sad to think of nobody looking after him those last few days. He died in a town where nobody had any idea of who he was and that sucks.

[Anonymous No.12407977]

>>12407387
You can give them a safe environment with trained caregivers, but that costs $$$.

Terry was already forced to live at home with his parents into his late 40's because they couldn't afford to send him to any special care homes, and when he started getting physical with his parents again, there really wasn't much they could do about it, they were in their 60's and 70's.


In the current US, terry really never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.12407988]

>>12407966
He made that choice though, and I respect it. He didn't want to continue living at home, he didn't want to live in a shitty understaffed public mental health ward, and he certainly wasn't going to be able to afford proper care.

He died free.

[Anonymous No.12407991]

Sausage mcgriddle!!!

[Anonymous No.12407995]

>>12402628
A revolver with one bullet in it.

[Anonymous No.12407999]

>>12407966
>>12407977
>>12407988
dub train

[Anonymous No.12408016]

>>12407988
He did die free

There was nothing anybody could offer him. What an island of a man

[Anonymous No.12408023]

>>12407988
>>12408016
God told him to come on home

[Anonymous No.12408190]

>>12402628
Same guy?

[Anonymous No.12408198]

>>12408190
Terry A Davis, creator of TempleOS and righteous warrior of Christ, peace rest his soul

[Anonymous No.12408202]

>>12408190

[Anonymous No.12408213]

>>12408190
>>12408202
>>12408198
What the fuck? So he was some kind of pervert that made software?

[Anonymous No.12408225]

two sausage biscuits and a black coffee with 3 sugars

[Anonymous No.12408228]

>>12408213
He was a holy man going through rough times. At the end of his life he was living in a van, surviving off of donations from /g/entoomen. He died a few months ago after being struck by a train, a mechanization of satan. /g/'s 2nd sticky is of Terry.

[Anonymous No.12408239]

2 McChickens
2 Big Macs
2 Large fries
20 piece chicken nuggets
water
4 mcflurries

[Anonymous No.12408244]

>>12408228
Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.12408251]

>>12405349
I think so. Just to get retards to go and ask for extra McChicken sauce only to get a fucking cup of mayo.

[Anonymous No.12408258]

1 large mcfeast with a vanilla coke
A double cheeseburger
A mc'chicken
1 sweet mustard

[Anonymous No.12408260]

>>12408213
Ignore this
>>12408228

Terry Davis was a very gifted programmer who was afflicted with schizophrenia. He committed suicide by jumping in front of a train. It's all very sad and /g/ egged him on.

[Anonymous No.12408270]

>>12408260
>suicide
no proof, cia nigger.

[Anonymous No.12408273]

2 mcdoubles 2 mcchikn and a cup of water. enough calories for a one full day nigga

[Anonymous No.12408316]

>>12404743
>and for me the least funny
But this just makes it all the better. Knowing it's the most retarded pasta makes it funnier for certain kinds of people.

[Anonymous No.12409378]

for real though
Medium 10 piece nuggs with sweet & sour meal
>Sprite with that
plain McDouble
some form of mcgriddle
and I always make sure to take any pamphlets or offered media because I love interacting with brands

[Anonymous No.12409399]

>>12402628
1 double quarter pounder with cheese, extra cheese, no onion, meal (large coke and fries)
20 piece McNuggets, 3 curry dip sauces, meal (large coke and fries)
2 cheeseburgers, no onion
1 apple pie

[Anonymous No.12409414]

>>12409378

[Anonymous No.12409676]

A bacon MCDouble and a MChicken. Usually have water already with me.

Or 2 sausage egg and cheese MCMuffins if I have a buy one get one coupon on the app.

[Anonymous No.12409746]

>>12402628
2x Plain Hamburger

[Anonymous No.12409760]

why are americans so obsessed with chain restaurants?

[Anonymous No.12409778]

Wagyu burger and large black coffee. If I'm poor then I just don't bother because cheap fast food is shit.

[Anonymous No.12409783]

>>12407999
Nice to meet you Conductor Trips.

[Anonymous No.12409792]

>>12406226
>dubbel cheeseburgare
What fucking retarded language is this? Pidgin?

[Anonymous No.12409793]

>>12409760
Common talking poiny

[Anonymous No.12409821]

>>12402628
1. Bacon Mcdouble and McChicken.
Or
2. Two orders of 2 piece chicken tendies.

I order on the touchscreen and keep my headphones in. I eat and leave quickly.

[Anonymous No.12409834]

2 or 3 McChickens depending on how hungry I am. Best bang for your buck
Large drink. Fuck it, $1 for any size so you might as well take advantage.
Always attempt to order icecream even if it doesn't work out. You never know if it'll be your last time given how bad those machines are.

[Anonymous No.12409838]

>>12402628
burger

[Anonymous No.12409857]

>>12406245
I live in a third world shithole. Mcdonald's is actually a lot better here compared to when I visited the US. I think there's some unspoken rule that fast food chains are supposed to be cleaner and tastier outside of their home country

[Anonymous No.12410172]

>>12409760
We're not obsessed. They are convenient, but are dying for good reason.

With that said if I'm going on a business trip to the middle of fucking nowhere, I could take a risk and go to a local hole in the wall and possibly get food poisoning or I could grab a mcdick burger and know exactly what I'm getting without the food poisoning.

[Anonymous No.12410183]

>>12406245
>>12409857
I live in the US and while most of them aren't the cleanest, the ones in nice towns/cities are head and shoulders above your typical downtown homeless infested shithole most people go to.

[Anonymous No.12410185]

Double quarter pounder

[Anonymous No.12410359]

Double quarter pounder meal large, 2 double cheeseburgers.

[afatoldman No.12410379]

>>12402628
I don't eat at McDonalds. A year or so ago I went to the one near my house only to walk in on some ghetto 'verbal altercation' between a worker and guest. I noped right the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.12410393]

>>12408244
have you ever written an interrupt routine you little faggot

you're like some nigger in the deep ocean that has no idea what's beneath you

[Anonymous No.12410416]

I look at heir speciality sandwiches. They had a really good BBQ chicken sandwich with onion straws a while back

[Anonymous No.12410426]

two mcdoubles no pickles, two mcchickens plain, slap them together and have two mcgangbangs

[Anonymous No.12410865]

>>12410172
>dying
?
Care to explain?

[Anonymous No.12410907]

>>12402628
For me it’s a medium Big Mac meal with fries and strawberry shake usually. Although I like to try the limited edition items as well.

[Anonymous No.12410963]

>>12410172
They aren't dying, they still make 10s of billions a year, a 4% decrease in profits is not dying dumb /biz/let

[Anonymous No.12410999]

>>12410963
4%? Holy fuck, as a bizlet myself, that's fucking huge in a billion dollar industry

[Anonymous No.12411019]

>>12410907
I thought I was the only one

[Anonymous No.12411043]

Usually get 2-3 Junior Chickens with Thai Sauce added onto them(canadianfag) and a medium fries. Turns out to be a cheap lunch and pretty filling. Highly recommend asking them to put on thai sauce on all your chicken

[Anonymous No.12411271]

>>12409792
>pidgin
lost. Mahalo dude.

[Anonymous No.12411374]

>>12402628
they have the 2 for 5 going right now so I get 2 quarterpounders with mac sauce instead of ketchup and mustard and it's like $6

[Anonymous No.12411519]

>>12409792
Close enough, Swedish.

[Anonymous No.12411543]

>>12402710
>vga
something really wrong with this pic