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12401365 No.12401365 [Reply] [Original]

Why don’t we eat these things? There’s tons of them.

>> No.12401384
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12401384

In the US it's because of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act (16 USC 703-711).

>> No.12401392

>>12401365
I feed these fuckers bread in hopes they get that one condition where their wings get fucked up

>> No.12401399
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>>12401384
If no one sees then it didnt happen

>> No.12401407

I've heard these things have a gamy-mud taste. Has anybody ever tried it? Is that wrong?

>> No.12401408

>>12401399
This. Get them on your own private property with a turkey hunting bow and the feds won’t be the wiser. They tend to hang around golf courses though so be wary of pesticides and fertilizers.

>> No.12401410

>>12401392
I feed muscovies nuts but Canadas always barge in as if my nuts were for them. They will also approach any nearby human if someone else runs out of food like we're dispensers.
nignog gibe foul fowls.

>> No.12401417

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2428/gordons-christmas-roast-goose-

Gordon Does it.

>> No.12401423

>>12401417
I think the geese consumed in the UK are a different kind

>> No.12401436

>>12401365
Look on /an, they know how to deal with those cunts.

>> No.12401438

>>12401410
>They will also approach any nearby human if someone else runs out of food like we're dispensers.

That's generally what happens when you feed wild animals, you fucking retard.

>> No.12401440

>>12401423
Don't you arrested for whacking geese in the UK? They're all owned by the royal family or something.

>> No.12401468

>>12401440
Not geese, swans.

>> No.12401474

>>12401468
Yup, that's it.

>> No.12401505

>>12401474
Doesn't stop the Romanian immigrant scum from killing them though. Fucking savages.

>> No.12401514

Very fatty and greasy, think duck on lipid steroids

>> No.12401539

>>12401514
So then I’d guess you’d want to roast the whole bird with nice aromatic herbs under the skin, citrus stuffed in the cavity, and baste it with its own drippings. No extra oils added.

>> No.12401619

>>12401505
It's too bad Brexit hasn't gone through yet, the UK might regain control over it's borders.

>> No.12401623

>>12401539
You write that as if it's a bad thing?

>> No.12401624

but we do

>> No.12401672

>>12401623
I did? I was being positive I thought.

>> No.12401687

>>12401365
>there’s tons of them
Nah, you just see the same dozen twice a day on your daily commute.

>> No.12401694

>>12401505
I heard what the Romanians do, and my mate Jim down the pub told me this so its pretty reliable, is that they kill the Swans and then collect the feathers. They then use the feathers to make a swan outfit that they use to disguise as a swan so they can get royal swan benefit from the queen. They also use the swan outfits to steal bread from old people who cant tell the differences between a real swan and a Romanian swan.

>> No.12401695

>>12401468
did you just assume its gander?

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>>12401695
They have to consult the gander dictionary.

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>>12401365
Because they're all feathers and fluff. How do you think they survive in arctic conditions? There's already a goose people raise for eggs and meat, it's the Domestic/Chinese goose.

>> No.12401761

>>12401365
I think there is still a market for breeding these or a similar species for food
every Dickens story has something about a roast goose in it

>> No.12401775

I catch them and force feed them corn for six weeks. Wa-la

>> No.12401799

>>12401694
upboated

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>>12401694
>I heard what the Romanians do, and my mate Jim down the pub told me this so its pretty reliable, is that they kill the Swans and then collect the feathers. They then use the feathers to make a swan outfit that they use to disguise as a swan so they can get royal swan benefit from the queen. They also use the swan outfits to steal bread from old people who cant tell the differences between a real swan and a Romanian swan.
This gent knows whats up.

>> No.12401828

>>12401407
The old ones are incredibly fatty, tough and slimy. You need to eat them when they're young

>> No.12402090

>>12401384
CAAAROL CAAAROL