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happened when I was a younger man.
>be 16 year old me
>eating at taco bell with my buddy
>old geezer yells at me because i threw out half of a taco
>" homeless people could eat that! "
>gramps is mad as fuck
>put my ass on the edge of his table
>rip the sickest, smelliest fart I have ever left
>" homeless people could eat that too bro"
>he starts screaming at me and I'm laughing so hard
>manager comes running out and listens to his story
>kicks me out
>haven't been back since

Post your restaraunt stories

>> No.12399500

Lmao

>> No.12399504

now this..... is EPIC....

>> No.12399537

>>12399241
>be me 12 years old
>go to restaurant
>eat
>leave

>> No.12399538

Summer already needs to end bro

>> No.12399540

>>12399241
That was retarded, but honestly I kinda miss being a retarded dipshit teenager. Simpler times.

>> No.12399546

>>12399241
Honestly, I laughed.
Fuck old people in general, but what kind of a dumb fucking faggot thinks a hobo would take a HALF EATEN taco? A whole taco? Sure, okay, but HALF EATEN? I'd kill myself before I turned into an old retarded fogey like that guy.