/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12396083]

>walk in door
>.21 milliseconds later
>WELCOME TO MOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
When boomerfare officially end? Why do I need to be shouted at when I walk in the door by humiliated employees. It makes everything weird right off the bat.
Only boomers and flyovers are into this shit.

[Anonymous No.12396087]

>>12396083
why do you eat at shitty places?

[Anonymous No.12396102]

repeat to yourself, i'm live through this. then just say "hey, whats up" like your selling vacuum cleaners.

[Anonymous No.12396106]

>>12396083
I stopped going to Joe's Crab Shack because of that singing BS.

[Anonymous No.12396121]

>>12396087
moes > chipotle
lesser of two evils sometimes

[Anonymous No.12396127]

>>12396121
fast food burrito places are all shit, though.

[Anonymous No.12396128]

When I worked at Long John Silvers between 2000-02 we had to yell THANK YOU! each someone rang the stupid fucking bell on the way out the door. I refused to do it and most managers gave up on trying to get me to do it.

I hated it because most of the time it was just stupid college bros or small kids ringing it over and over and the shitty coworkers I had would just tell THANK YOU every time it rang. Stupidest shit ever.

[Anonymous No.12396133]

>>12396127
again, i didnt disagree.
>>12396106
oh shit i used to drink in one when i worked next door and i never heard singing, what did they make them sing? sea shanties?

[Anonymous No.12396147]

> When boomerfare officially end?
When boomers will stop expecting eating out to be some big thing that requires grand gestures of service.

Probably never. Bizarre social roles and rituals are rooted in them. Asking for managers, demanding to be served in a certain manner, that they would be accomodated specially. It's all a show they can't seem to let go off.

[Anonymous No.12396158]

>>12396083
That looks like way too many people just to make a sandwich. I'm nervous of their intentions.

[Anonymous No.12396162]

>>12396102
Holy kek, ESLs really get me sometimes

[Anonymous No.12396170]

>>12396083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

[Anonymous No.12396176]

there spitting in your food either way anon.

[Anonymous No.12396179]

They don't give me TIME to decide what I want are they fucking retarded?

I need to look at the menu to decide what I want to eat that day because it changes depending on the day or the time, but everytime I walk into A&W, even though I stand very far from the counter, they still initiate order proceedings immediately.

what I want is for them to give me more than two fucking seconds to look at the menu before they start talking to me that's what I want

[Anonymous No.12396180]

>>12396133
Shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djt1QDRxCH4

[Anonymous No.12396189]

>>12396179
that's not proper procedure.
they have to greet you as fast as possible.
just say, "oh, i'm still deciding."
they'll say, "take your time", and wait.
you're helping them get paid to do nothing for a bit.

[Anonymous No.12396194]

>>12396179
>go to a burger place
>don't know what you "feel like eating"

Lemme guess, a woman? Grab a burger and go, it's not a boutique for you to stand around gawking.

[Anonymous No.12396212]

>>12396189
>have to memorize some stupid script just to get my food

no. they serve my whims, not the other way around. this is why I've just started saying "nothing" when they ask me what I want too early and then leaving the establishment. I'm hoping they'll learn to leave me alone until I speak to them. That should be the rule, employees at fast food places shouldn't be ALLOWED to speak until spoken to.

[Anonymous No.12396217]

>>12396194
But what if I just want something else

[Anonymous No.12396247]

>>12396217
Then don't enter a burger joint if you don't want a burger.

[Anonymous No.12396337]

>>12396170
douche chilling
wed have a shift meeting in the kitchen but nothing like this ever occurred.

[Anonymous No.12396347]

>>12396212
>this is why I've just started saying "nothing" when they ask me what I want too early and then leaving the establishment
Based

[Anonymous No.12396356]

>>12396170
I'd quit and go on welfare before doing that kinda shit at work.

[Anonymous No.12396363]

>>12396083
everyone is so fat in that picture

[Anonymous No.12396365]

>>12396212
>no. they serve my whims
What whims are those? Your not even decisive enough to know if you want a burger or tendies and are too inept to say four words to stall them without spilling your spaghetti. You have no whims, only shallow needs caked in layers of deluded bullshit from your underlying mental illness.

[Anonymous No.12396372]

>>12396170
>>12396180
remeinds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

[Anonymous No.12396384]

>>12396083

>tfw going into the downtown Moe's open till 3 in the morning by all the bars absolutely obliterated and yelling "Welcome to Moe's!" before the employees could and irritating them so bad they throw me out

I miss college

[Anonymous No.12396386]

This is what happens when extreme extroverts are left on their own with nobody to remind them people who aren't on the "extreme extrovert" edge of the introvert-extrovert scale find "aggressive friendliness" to be off-putting, and well, aggressive.

[Anonymous No.12396408]

>>12396386
>"aggressive friendliness"

In California, we call this Rape. That's why the dumb cunts here actually believe they are raped daily, every day.

[Anonymous No.12396427]

>>12396372
i wont even click this. i know what it is and it shouldnt exist.
its worse than going into moes one million times.

[Anonymous No.12396437]

>>12396427
ah come on. we love Hillary um bop um bop. can't wait to see Hillary

[Anonymous No.12396456]

>>12396212
That would honestly make my day, thats fuckin funny.

[Anonymous No.12396459]

the year most celebrities got the point we don't give a shit what they say. a few celebrities i might listen to.

[Anonymous No.12396481]

>>12396180
made it 15 seconds
its awkward for the diners as well, except for the rubes, they seem to be lovin it.

[Anonymous No.12396534]

last had moes nov 17 my shit the next day was toxic

[Anonymous No.12396759]

>>12396365
Some people take longer to commune with their internal spirit and discover what they desire to eat.

[Anonymous No.12396798]

>>12396356
cant get welfare if you quit

[Anonymous No.12396908]

>>12396534
welcome to moes
>>12396363
well they do eat at moes
>>12396459
what about this food celebrity?
>pic related

[Anonymous No.12397477]

>>12396083
Fuck (You)

[Anonymous No.12397496]

>>12396147
You may like being treated like dogshit by fuckn dumbass millennial and zoomer trash who are barely below you own social caste, but if im giving someone my money for something, i expect courteous, efficient, and timely service each and every motherfuckin time, or those losers dont see me or my money ever again

[Anonymous No.12397511]

>>12396083
I like to think about the kind of outrage that would happen if these places hadn't had the policy for 30 years and suddenly implemented it in 2019. Imagine if these places didn't sing to you and shit and they suddenly started doing it. All the normies would rise up on social media and bully the company out of doing it. And there would be OP-EDs about these companies are unfairly treating workers. But because these companies have been doing this shit since the boomer days, everyone is used to it and doesn't see it as a problem.

[Anonymous No.12397533]

>>12396384
ah those golden memories

[Anonymous No.12397619]

>>12396083
When this happened to me I didn't know it was going to happen. I was deeply shocked and started crying for some reason. I drove back home without having dinner and never went there again.

[Anonymous No.12397626]

>>12396128
DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.12397634]

>>12396128
DING DING DING
SAY THANK YOU WAGIE.

[Anonymous No.12397652]

>>12397496
Nigger style