/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12395526]

What’s the appeal of drinking alcohol? It’s literal poison.

>bad for your health
>makes you fat
>makes you age like shit
>makes you an addict
>makes you act like a retard

[Anonymous No.12395530]

>>12395526
makes you feel like there's a purpose in life

[Anonymous No.12395531]

Allows you to deal with retards like OP.

[Anonymous No.12395534]

makes life a little more tolerable

[Anonymous No.12395547]

>feels good
>tastes good

[Anonymous No.12395552]

I sometimes drink and watch church sermons.

[Anonymous No.12395555]

>>12395552

[Anonymous No.12395556]

>>12395547
Sounds soy.

[Anonymous No.12395559]

>>12395556
>enjoying things is soy
sounds like depression

[Anonymous No.12395564]

>>12395526
I understood at once when I got a job.
I resigned; no way I'm going dealing with that.

[Anonymous No.12395567]

>>12395526
dopamine release
GABA release
adrenaline decrease

it simply feels good and relieves a lot of psychological and physiological tension and discomfort. Not everyone is an alcoholic either, so cool your shit OP

[Anonymous No.12395573]

>>12395559
>everyone who does things that I don't for reasons other than my own is depressed
That's the soy taking over your brain.

[Anonymous No.12395587]

>>12395573
except i didn't say that

[Anonymous No.12395597]

>tastes good
>feels good
>is good
>give you wings

[Anonymous No.12395601]

>>12395587
Yes you did. The soy is making you forgetful.

[Anonymous No.12395603]

it makes you feel good for a few hours a day.

[Anonymous No.12395615]

>>12395601
na
you're just a dumb angry beta looking far too deep into internet memes

[Anonymous No.12395622]

DUDE WEED is better in every way.

[Anonymous No.12395627]

>>12395615
The soy is making you project insecurities onto others.
Let me ask you this, do you ever have sexual fantasies involving your mother? If not, the soy has brainwashed you into wanting to become your mother. Do not give in. I will help you fight the temptation of the soy.

[Anonymous No.12395657]

>>12395627
so we need to drink ourselves into a oedipus complex in order to maintain our masculinity? sounds rad

[Anonymous No.12395671]

>>12395627
Soy.

[Anonymous No.12395686]

>>12395526
>feels good
>makes things more enjoyable
>especially food and music
>makes your mind
>makes you less inhibited
>helps you connect with other people
>takes your mind off things
>not even addictive if you're not some traumetized loser abusing it

You don't drink, do you. Or maybe your life just sucks. I have a few drinks once a month because it's spiritually enriching and cathartic.

[Anonymous No.12395693]

Fact is alcohol is worse than soy because it will damage your liver which maintains balance of your estrogen levels. Liver cirrhosis, the inevitable fate of any beer-swiller, leads to unchecked estrogen levels which will lead to testicular atrophy and gynecomastia.

EtOH-no you didn't!

[Anonymous No.12395712]

>>12395693
Oh my god, shut the fuck up about soy!!

[Anonymous No.12395714]

>>12395526
>makes you fat
only wine and beer, and if you have the dietary retardation that calories=fat don't even try explaining yourself

[Anonymous No.12395722]

>>12395526
>gets you pussy

[Anonymous No.12395723]

>>12395712
Soyposters are just butthurt antivegans who were virtually molested by veganism

[Anonymous No.12395735]

benefits
>feels good

downsides
>bad for your health
>makes you fat
>makes you age like shit
>makes you an addict
>makes you act like a retard

lol

[Anonymous No.12395738]

>>12395735
Moderate consumption is good for your health.

[Anonymous No.12395741]

>>12395738
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-45283401

[Anonymous No.12395746]

>>12395686
I don’t drink because my life doesn’t suck. But nice cope, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12395749]

>>12395741
just beat me to it.
>>12395738
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45283401

[Anonymous No.12395750]

>>12395722
>the only way he can get women to sleep with him is by getting them shitfaced drunk

Yeah, that’s gonna be a yikes from me.

[Anonymous No.12395751]

I spwnt the day drinking and missing my grandmother

[Anonymous No.12395754]

>>12395746
you dont understand how more it can unsuck

[Anonymous No.12395756]

>>12395738
my consumption is never moderate.

[Anonymous No.12395766]

>>12395754
You don't understand how much more your life could unsuck if you did heroin. Go find a dealer right now, Anon.

[Anonymous No.12395788]

>>12395750
at least he gets laid

[Anonymous No.12395794]

Only 4 of your points apply if you're an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.12395795]

>>12395788
>raping women who are passed out drunk counts as getting laid

[Anonymous No.12395797]

>>12395766
i can control alcohol, ive done a decent amount of oxy and vicodin. if i touched heroin or worse yet fentanyl i would die in a matter of hours.
i like life enough to live to 30, but not end it all right now

[Anonymous No.12395800]

>>12395795
Have rape.

[Anonymous No.12395808]

>>12395797
>i can control alcohol
So could nearly all alcoholics at first.

[Anonymous No.12395810]

>>12395800
kek.

[Anonymous No.12395814]

>>12395766
based junkie poster

>>12395808
no really, i'm an x-man and my power is that i can control alcohol like magneto can play with magnets

[Anonymous No.12395820]

>What's the appeal of alcohol
Getting drunk. It can be nice now and then. I do think it's retarded to drink one beer a day when the main appeal is the effect.

[Anonymous No.12395851]

For me, it's Talisker 10

[Anonymous No.12395865]

>>12395746
I don't drink to cope, have fun being boring because you think you're too good for it

[Anonymous No.12395895]

>>12395526
kills the pain at the cost of ruining half your next day. it's a fucking trash tier drug, nicotine is a better stress killer and doesn't make you retarded while its active. only problem is getting hooked and obtaining lung cancer

[Anonymous No.12395904]

>>12395865
Enjoy squandering money on something that is gradually killing you, you fucking moron.

>hurr durr you’re a faggot for not drinking you incel have sex hurr durr my life is so great that I have to drink just to have fun

[Anonymous No.12395905]

>>12395746
Underage b&

[Anonymous No.12395918]

>>12395526
>What’s the appeal of drinking alcohol?
it makes you temporarily feel sort of good, but that same feeling can possibly kill you by affecting your decision making and reflexes. And then the substance makes you feel like shit shortly after.
Alcohol use is strongly linked with a desire to get laid for most people.

[Anonymous No.12395920]

>>12395904
>your habits are wasteful and killing you!!!

*eats a triple bacon cheeseburger while jerking off to tranny porn*

Fat little incel

[Anonymous No.12395931]

>>12395920
>cheeseburgers
>bad
spotted the diabetic fatty, enjoy your giant bloated gut from drinking (((beer))) and eating hotwings and donuts faggot

[Anonymous No.12395932]

>>12395920
>haha I’m totally not coping guys

[Anonymous No.12395957]

>>12395931
>>12395932

>cheeseburgers are healthy guys!!!

[Anonymous No.12395974]

>>12395957
>cheeseburger which has fats and protein is worse than a pint of pure carbs
I found a picture of you btw

[Anonymous No.12395979]

>>12395974
>cheeseburgers are healthy

[Anonymous No.12395984]

>>12395526
it makes the bad thoughts go away and makes it so I don't care if I die in my sleep, which I'm otherwise terrified of

[Anonymous No.12395985]

>cheezburger haz proteen

[Anonymous No.12395987]

>I don't need alcohol to be happy. I only need my friends!

[Anonymous No.12395995]

>>12395979
if you do even casual lifting you can eat cheeseburgers regularly, drinking beer is worse than eating shit like donuts and soda, but I can tell just by looking at your posts that you're a flabby dyel frat with no self discipline.

[Anonymous No.12395997]

>>12395987
>I promise I’m not coping guys please believe me haha

[Anonymous No.12396004]

>>12395997
>I can enjoy myself without alcohol

[Anonymous No.12396006]

>it's another neopuritan /pol/tard invader thread
whatever happened to food and cooking?

[Anonymous No.12396008]

>>12395987
>yes, bartender? I'de like a mocha caramel microbrew stout with a side of edame please

[Anonymous No.12396012]

>>12395526

I like that warm wave that hits you when the buzz just starts to kick in, and then all of your concerns just sort of lift off. Pretty sure this is the feeling that turns people into alcoholics. Also, studies show that 1-2 drinks per day on average for men and 1 on average for women actually improves cardiovascular health.

Overall, alcohol is bad for you, but I enjoy it in moderation and I refuse to live my life avoiding everything that comes with any semblance of a risk just out of fear. I like it, therefore I will sometimes drink it. If you can't understand that reasoning, it's because you're a bitch ass nigger.

[Anonymous No.12396014]

>>12396006
>drinking poison is related to either of those things
I bet you defend fast food threads as well.

[Anonymous No.12396015]

>>12395627
Grown relationships are weird because you never admit it but you're definately replacing your mother with your gf/wife and she her father with you. Nothing illustrates this more than when you're sick and she does stuff for you or you're sucking her tits before fucking.

[Anonymous No.12396032]

>>12396014
that's the point you insufferable autistic retard
it is not related, this is just another shitposting threads for incel spergs to seethe over things they don't like
the fact that you lack the reading comprehension to understand this but still feel like you can be an authority regarding other people's habits is just fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.12396033]

>i can eat cheeseburgers, i llift

[Anonymous No.12396035]

>>12395693
I work at a drug and alcohol rehab and you'd be surprised just how resilient your liver is to alcohol. I wouldn't say the same for acetaminophen though. The young people who used to eat a lot of percosets commonly have fatty liver from all the acetaminophen in them. Good thing they mostly just get fentanyl now instead of actual oxy pills.

I see cirrhosis in 50+ year old men usually but most guys test fine for a LONG time and I'm talking actual alcoholics who are drunk all day every day.

[Anonymous No.12396037]

>>12396032
>cope

[Anonymous No.12396038]

>>12396037
as I said, pathetic

[Anonymous No.12396040]

>>12395795
No one said anyone has to pass out. Having a few beers can help make the male social and the same amount can make the female say what the hell, sure.

[Anonymous No.12396044]

>>12396015
based kissless virgin poster

[Anonymous No.12396052]

>>12396044
>based never had a relationship last longer than 2 months poster

[Anonymous No.12396057]

>>12396052
>well, this relationship is going well. I think it's time to take it to the next level... jerking off thinking of my mother!

[Anonymous No.12396070]

>>12395526
>What’s the appeal of drinking alcohol?
the effect of alcohol is one of the ego.
it allows you to exercise your ego without feeling like your being that much of an asshole.
some people have nice egos, some have cunt egos.
that's about it.

t. i have at least 300 empty beer bottles on my patio because the dumpster is across the parking lot.

[Anonymous No.12396088]

>>12396070
that's actually bretty deeb

[Anonymous No.12396113]

I have clinical depression and chronic back pain from my old job, and my current job is physical too. If I dont drink after work, I cant sleep from my back pain flaring up, and on days I dont work, If I dont drink I deal with really bad depressive feelings.

[Anonymous No.12396115]

>>12396113
this will end supremely well.

[Anonymous No.12396120]

>>12395526
>What’s the appeal of drinking alcohol?
It makes it easier to tolerate people like OP.

[Anonymous No.12396122]

>>12396113
dude... weed.
just smoke weed.
one joint a night, play guitar, go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.12396125]

>>12395622
I unironically wish that were true. Every single time I've tried weed (literally just one hit of a joint) I spin and end up puking and in cold sweats. The high isn't even good. It just makes my head feel like it's full of hot steam and makes me mute.

If I could enjoy weed, maybe I could stop being an alcohol and quit ruining my body with booze.

[Anonymous No.12396131]

The vast majority of mathematicians are drunks for the reason that alcohol is one of the few drugs that slows the mind enough to let you relax, without dulling it so you can't think.
The obvious exception is Paul Erdős but was just a freak.

[Anonymous No.12396134]

>>12395714
>only wine and beer
Not true at fucking all. It takes the same amount of alcohol, regardless of what it is to get you drunk. A shot of vodka is around 100 calories. A tall boy 8% is around 350. 3 shots gets me the same level of buzzed the tall boy does. Same amount of calories (within a margin.) Unless you are pounding sugar infused flavored beer or mixed drinks, it's all the same.
t. beer alcoholic who is 5'11 140 pounds

[Anonymous No.12396144]

>>12396040
Roofies are cheaper

[Anonymous No.12396154]

>>12396125
damn dude that sucks. i just managed 14 months off booze (after 24 years very much ON) by smoking weed 24/7. 15 thousand pounds worth of absolute fucking bliss, i'd pay that much just for the sleep it allowed me, not to mention how delicious the high was. most importantly, everything heals when you stop drinking. weed made it not just possible, not just easy even, it made alcohol positively undesirable, because it'd have felt like it was polluting the clear, cleansing high of the weed.

[Anonymous No.12396163]

>>12396122
Work does drug tests randomly, I run forklifts, drive company cars, etc., so I almost always get tested

[Anonymous No.12396196]

>>12396163
>Work does drug tests randomly, I run forklifts
shit.
they should just stop testing for weed.
everybody has smoked weed.

[Anonymous No.12396214]

>>12395526
it makes me feel like someone else, and thats enough

[Anonymous No.12396218]

>>12396196
the government told me cannabis is "lethal" and "very very toxic", anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMu2lzEdwE
they wouldn't lie to us.

[Anonymous No.12396229]

>>12396214
Why does your life suck so much, anon?

[Anonymous No.12396234]

>>12395573
>everyone doing things I dont like is soy

[Anonymous No.12396264]

>>12395738
Big yikes from a heavy drinker.

[Anonymous No.12396265]

>>12396154
I'm envious, but happy it worked out for you!

[Anonymous No.12396269]

>ITT alcoholics and pot heads arguing about nothing

[Anonymous No.12396276]

>>12395987
hold on is that contra in the back

[Anonymous No.12396285]

>>12396057
You don't call your gf mommy?

[Anonymous No.12396287]

>he doesnt get piss drunk ~3 times per week
God, cant even begin to imagine how boring that life must be

[Anonymous No.12396290]

>>12396057
Hahahahaha

Maybe someday you'll keep a girl

[Anonymous No.12396291]

What is the deal with everybody on this board asserting that every alcohol-related post here (and those who respond) is made by raging alcoholics, or those who are in danger of becoming one?
>t. Has a couple beers at the end of the work week

[Anonymous No.12396300]

>>12396122
>just smoke weed
We aren't all in college, it's not as simple as walking up to the stoner dudes on campus and asking

[Anonymous No.12396304]

>>12396291
the catering industry is absolutely saturated with alcoholics. all the kitchen staff here are drunks.
about the best part of /ck/, the only people who can actually cook as opposed to posting big macs, and the janny in his infinite wisdom bans them.

[Anonymous No.12396306]

>>12396300
>2019

[Anonymous No.12396314]

>>12396306
Yes I know but it's not as simple as going to silkroad anymore, last big marketplace was hansa and that got co-opted and used by the dutch police as a honeypot
Then reddit and youtube started deleting content, I have no idea what is the current marketplace or how to find it

[Anonymous No.12396321]

>>12396314
nightmare market, dude.
nightmareocykhgs.onion

[Anonymous No.12396328]

>>12395573
>I don't "enjoy things"

[Anonymous No.12396348]

>>12396287
>he hasn't been in a 24/7 blackout drunk state for years
Yuo are like a little baby

[Anonymous No.12396409]

>>12396125
>Every single time I've tried weed
how many times? It's normal to not have a good experience or to not not feel high the first time because you don't know how to inhale it properly

[Anonymous No.12396438]

>>12396409
Not that guy, but I've definitely smoked weed enough (3 years chronic) to know I can't tolerate it anymore. Weed was my gateway to alcoholism. I needed something to replace the weed high when I couldn't smoke it anymore, and to relieve the constant anxiety that the weed had instilled.

[Anonymous No.12396442]

>>12396409
Around the last 6 times. And I know how to smoke. I actually was a pothead in high school. Stopped at age 16. 25 now. Not sure what went wrong but it's the same thing every time.

[Anonymous No.12396448]

>>12395552
I fall into deep god holes whenever im sufficiently drunk and sad. Makes you feel like life is worth living.

[Anonymous No.12396465]

>>12396409
Not anon, I have smoked weed plenty of times 2-3 years ago and was able to enjoy it but after an acid trip it has destroyed any enjoyment I get from it even though the acid trip wasn't bad, it was quite enjoyable. I recently took DXM and weed and it was possibly the worst experience of my life. Weed has a tendency to latch itself onto other bad drug experiences from what I've read and I don't want another panic attack.

[Anonymous No.12396468]

>>12395526
Coffee is also literal poison your point t?

[Anonymous No.12396472]

>>12395738
https://news.usc.edu/134536/yes-its-true-wine-is-good-for-you-but-dont-drink-too-much-alcohol/

[Anonymous No.12396478]

>>12395749

lmao you must be a drunk if you think that is a good study (or a good interpretation of the study)

[Anonymous No.12396480]

>>12395738
Lol wtf does moderate even mean in this context?

[Anonymous No.12396485]

>>12396478
Cope

[Anonymous No.12396487]

>>12396468
>implying I drink coffee

Keep polluting your body, you coping retard.

[Anonymous No.12396499]

>>12396472
Ironicaly they tell you if you don't drink, don't start drinking just for the health benefits.

[Anonymous No.12396509]

>>12396480
shekels

[Anonymous No.12396511]

>>12396487
Is insulting someone permitted in the LDS church?

[Anonymous No.12396514]

>>12396487
>bacon cheezburger healthy!!

Lol fat incel

[Anonymous No.12396516]

makes it easier to socialise

[Anonymous No.12396558]

>>12396487
It's hard to imagine someone enjoying life so much they avoid the things that make you feel good just so they can squeeze a few more years in. I have a decent career that lets me travel but I still drink coffee and drink alcohol every weekend. I will never understand purists. My family is incredibly close. I have a wife. But nothing beats the feeling of being drunk with those closest to you. Everyone is honest when they're drunk. You can't truly know anyone unless you've drank with them

[Anonymous No.12396575]

>>12396125
Smoke less. Your tolerance is very low. When I tried smoking for the first time, I smoked half of a 1g joint and thought I was going to die since my heart was pounding so hard. Smoking with people you trust in a comfy setting with a good movie is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.12396582]

>>12396575
If you read my post you would see I took one (1) small hit. I don't know if I could take less than a small hit off a joint.

[Anonymous No.12396594]

>>12395552
This is the saddest post I’ve seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.12396712]

>>12395526
makes you forget a little bit this fucking atrocious world, thats why i drink alcohol, because its a way out of my head for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.12396748]

>>12396558
>But nothing beats the feeling of being drunk
>t.alcoholic

If your family really loves you, they’ll sign you up for AA meetings.

[Anonymous No.12396791]

>>12396748
t.cnn drone misinformed retard
You can't be a weekend drinker and also be an alcoholic. Alcoholics are literally defined as being physically addicted to alcohol (being dependent on it.) Meaning your bodie's composition revolves around alcohol. An alcoholic can't go more than around 6 hours without Wd. I drink once every 5 days. I really feel bad for you. You are like a 1200 buddhist monk but living in today's world. Except judging everyone around you, which goes against buddhism.

[Anonymous No.12396802]

>>12396120
based

[Anonymous No.12396809]

>>12396791
>I’m totally not an alcoholic guys, here are some numbers that say so, please believe me

That’s some cope if I ever saw it.

[Anonymous No.12396824]

>>12396712
its like dying just a little bit for a night

[Anonymous No.12396834]

>>12396809
Disprove what I said here >>12396791
I'm waiting. Go ahead and look up the definition of alcoholism

[Anonymous No.12396850]

>>12395526
Because I’m an addict

[Anonymous No.12396860]

>>12396125
Look anon idk if you’re gonna try what other anons said, but there’s basically two possibilities.
1. Your genetics have made your brain not react well to weed, and your high is always gonna be bad. I have a friend who can’t smoke weed at all without feeling like he’s on crack, and I have a friend who can smoke 2 joints and not even feel high.

2. You need to try smoking the most minuscule amount of weed possible because you have literally 0 tolerance. This is less likely if you’ve made multiple attempts already.

[Anonymous No.12396870]

>>12395526
I drink alcohol because my life sucks and it is the only solace I have, as I’m too weak minded and childish to face my problems like an adult. Anyone else who drinks but disagrees with me is a larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.12396879]

>>12396791
The best way to discover an alcoholic is to observe the way he drinks. An alcoholic is someone who takes one drink, and has an absolute craving to drink more. This craving will persist until the alcoholic has drank a sufficient amount to be “drunk” which is usually below the intoxication point of being blacked out, but it is common for an alcoholic to accidentally overdo it and black out anyways.

Being physically dependent on alcohol the way you claim is the “defining criteria for alcoholism” is usually what is considered moderate to severe alcoholism, but the beginnings of alcoholism are behavioral changes, not physical.

[Anonymous No.12396887]

>>12395552
I like it anon

What got you started on it

[Anonymous No.12396935]

>>12396879
>Being physically dependent on alcohol the way you claim is the “defining criteria for alcoholism” is usually what is considered moderate to severe alcoholism, but the beginnings of alcoholism are behavioral changes, not physical.
Ding ding ding. And this is where you learn that there are social drinkers who aren't addicted to alcohol. People who drink in social events. People who drink at family parties who don't drink otherwise. I hope you understand that this is the norm. Alcohol has been a part of humanity as long as there has been fermented fruit laying on the ground. You are the odd man out.

[Anonymous No.12396941]

>>12396499
yes, the us medical community ultimately came to the consensus that even though alcohol could prevent heart disease (the biggest cause of mortality in the us) at low to moderate doses, they opted not to recommend drinking since a bunch of retards would become alcoholics based on the advice. one of the dumber decisions in public health.

[Anonymous No.12396952]

>>12396791
>Alcoholics are literally defined
they literally have no definition. addiction is impossible to define.

[Anonymous No.12396955]

>>12396879
>invite friend over to watch anime and have a few beers
>2 hours in he's drank 12 beers and blacks out

i hate these people

[Anonymous No.12397001]

>>12396952
>addiction is impossible to define
Except it isn't. It all follows a pattern which is defined in manuals going back to the roman empire. Alcoholism has been around for thousands of years. Wine was one of the highest commodity items in history. Sailors and peasants lived on beer because it was safer to drink than the local water. People being against alcohol is new. They will die out. History proves this.

[Anonymous No.12397028]

>>12397001
baste

[Anonymous No.12397046]

>>12395526
That pic is a thousand times better than the one with Marilyn Monroe

[Anonymous No.12397089]

>>12397001
define it then you dopey cuck. at what precise point does someone become an alcoholic? because before you said it was defined by physical addiction, which it is not.

aaand go...

[Anonymous No.12397111]

>>12397089
When they physically can't go without it. That is the definition. The body's composition is imposed around alcohol. When you can't go 12 hours without drinking without going into withdrawal. It is both a physical and mental addiction. A binge drinker who isn't yet an alcoholic will still go through insomnia and mild withdrawal and have crazy dreams when they haven't drank that night.

[Anonymous No.12397121]

>>12397111
>When they physically can't go without it. That is the definition.
ah, so if i drink for 20 years, then manage to stop for a week so am no longer physically dependent, i'm no longer an alcoholic?

try again.

[Anonymous No.12397149]

>>12397111
>When they physically can't go without it.
Yeah sorry you're just wrong. Being physically dependant doesn't define whether or not you're addicted to alcohol. If you're emotionally dependant but don't don't drink during the day and take one or two nights off each week, then yeah you're an alcoholic despite no withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.12397164]

>>12396952
>addiction is impossible to define.
It's actually very easy to define. What I think you mean is that it's difficult (not impossible) to diagnose, because in moderate cases there are going to be several arbitrary lines of distinction because its based on subjective experience.

You can quite easily define addiction by compulsion towards a behavior despite its harmful effects, diminished ability to resist, and psychological dependence. But exactly where one person is an addict and the next person isn't, is a difficult line to draw.

[Anonymous No.12397167]

>>12397046
It's a parody, and an indictment of the sentiment, obviously.

[Anonymous No.12397175]

>>12397164
well go on then, define it. you still haven't done so.

[Anonymous No.12397182]

>>12395526

Name one good tea-totalling writer.

[Anonymous No.12397195]

>>12395751
Sorry anon

[Anonymous No.12397197]

>>12396935
>And this is where you learn that there are social drinkers who aren't addicted to alcohol
Of course, just as there are alcoholics who struggle heavily with cravings but manage to see them through, or alcoholics who drink just under the amount that would make them physically dependent. You can't tell me somebody isn't an alcoholic, if they drink 4 nights a week and feel powerless not to, simply because they can abstain in an emergency without having a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.12397210]

>>12397182
Tolstoy

[Anonymous No.12397211]

>>12397175
I actually did right at the beginning of the second paragraph.
>compulsion towards a behavior despite its harmful effects, diminished ability to resist, and psychological dependence.

[Anonymous No.12397215]

>>12395526
Someone else probably said it in thread. It's poison when used in excess, but is strictly beneficial for your health when used in correct amounts.

[Anonymous No.12397217]

>>12397182
Dickens

[Anonymous No.12397235]

>>12397211
so if it's only a physical addiction as opposed to psychological, it's not alcoholism?

there is no definition dude, and you're not able to put one together for the same reason nobody else is able to, it's impossible to define.

[Anonymous No.12397244]

>>12397121
>>12397149
look it up, alckies. Stop trying to justify your condition to me.

[Anonymous No.12397245]

>>12395526
People who drink also tend to live longer, aren't such fucking cunts and also usually seem more mentally stable

[Anonymous No.12397251]

>>12395534
If you can't tolerate life raw, then you're weak.

[Anonymous No.12397259]

>>12395693
Bases

[Anonymous No.12397267]

>>12395693
Now do one for sugar!

[Anonymous No.12397272]

>>12396113
God did not put man on this earth to have fun. Hardship is a test and you failed.

[Anonymous No.12397290]

>>12397235
>so if it's only a physical addiction as opposed to psychological, it's not alcoholism?
Say some naive kid, ignorant of alcohol withdrawals and who usually doesn't crave alcohol, goes to a festival. They end up on a 3-day alcohol bender, leaving with significant withdrawals and their body dependant on alcohol. They can't afford medical treatment but are advised by one of the events paramedics of what they're going through, so they taper off over the course of the next week and never do it again. They still continue to drink socially. Would you call that person an addict?

[Anonymous No.12397294]

>>12395693
>increased estrogen
OH NO NO NO, DONT LET ALCKIES SEE THIS!

[Anonymous No.12397298]

>>12397272
Then why do people like saudi princes born into riches have non-stop fun? Is it against god if me, a $20,000 per year poorfag has fun camping once per year? Why do I need to suffer? If god is all knowing and all mighty, why does he even need to test humans? Explain it to me in detail

[Anonymous No.12397320]

>>12395622
I don't know where to get weed.

[Anonymous No.12397322]

>>12397290
Not him, but no. A
>3 day bender
is laughable. I didn't have Wd's until 2 years of daily drinking. And I mean daily to the point of blackout drunk. You obviously are a D.A.R.E fag who thinks one hit off a fag will make someone addicted to ciggies. It takes years of daily drinking for someone to be an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.12397341]

>>12397298
God said to give everything you have to the point and follow him. Christ said also, it is harder for a rich man to enter heaven than a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

[Anonymous No.12397346]

>>12397320
the internet...? it's not 1999

[Anonymous No.12397353]

>>12397298
Just donate your life savings to my evangelical megachurch and we'll pray for you to get rich and have as much fun as the US oligarchy!

[Anonymous No.12397355]

>>12397322
A 3 day bender, drinking morning and evening, is enough to trigger withdrawals especially in somebody who is already a casual/social drinker. Drinking all day is one of the main triggering factors, so if you only drink at night, you can go for quite a while without getting into that position.

It all varies from person to person as well. Everybody's body is different. My dad was a heavy, heavy alcoholic until he died of it at 52. He quid cold turkey numerous times without withdrawals. I on the other hand am a binge drinker or moderate (by comparison) alcoholic, and I've had moderate to severe withdrawal after a single bender.

[Anonymous No.12397363]

>>12395693
what is it about /pol/cels and sourceless pseudoscience bullshit?

[Anonymous No.12397399]

>>12396012
Based

[Anonymous No.12397400]

>>12396012
if 1 or 2 gets you "buzzed" then you're a pussy posing as badass.

[Anonymous No.12397407]

>>12397363
If someone told you the sky was blue, you would ask for a source.

[Anonymous No.12397436]

>>12397407
And he would be right to do so. The sky is white.

[Anonymous No.12397440]

>>12395622
yea but both is the meta

[Anonymous No.12397442]

>>12395526
>yes if you drink too much
>yes if you drink too much and eat like shit
>yes if you live like shit
>yes if susceptible to addiction
>yes if you are a retard (we all are retards inside)

Alcohol is not for everyone, and not everyone reacts to it the same way. That said, I prefer LSD.

[Anonymous No.12397445]

>>12396955
It isn’t their faults entirely m8, some people are born with predispositions to such a thing.
>>12396935
Yes, alcoholics are the odd men out, but it doesn’t mean that there aren’t thousands of not millions of people out there who are alcoholics and are in stark denial because “they aren’t physically dependent”

[Anonymous No.12397458]

>makes OP's posts bearable

[Anonymous No.12397465]

>>12397244
Nobody is “justifying their addiction” they’re simply trying to tell you that your definition of addiction is wrong.

Being physically dependent on alcohol doesn’t make you an alcoholic, being someone who can’t control his/her drinking is an alcoholic. Everyone can get way too fucked up every once in a while, but only an alcoholic will get way too fucked up every single time. Even if an alcoholic hasn’t drank in 10 years and hardly feels the compulsion to drink, the second he/she takes a single drink they will be compelled to drink more and more and more.

Just because someone goes on a hard bender and has alcohol dependency for a week doesn’t mean that every time they drink they are going to go on a bender, lots of young people go on hard benders and suffer withdrawals, the only time they can be considered an alcoholic is when they go on a bender every time they drink at all.

[Anonymous No.12397470]

>>12395766
this, but unironically. i found it easier to control my habit compared to drinking alck which i used as a replacement after i quit to pass a drug test to get a job.

[Anonymous No.12397475]

>>12397355
>He quid cold turkey numerous times without withdrawals
Impossible if he was an alcoholic. He would be a scientific anomaly.

[Anonymous No.12397478]

>>12395530
>>12395534
>>12395547
>>12395552
based

[Anonymous No.12397538]

>>12397167
I like how this one doesn't try to make the worst worthy of the best, contrarily to the other.

[Anonymous No.12397571]

>>12396131
>micro dose LSD
we went from wiping our ass with corn cobs to landing on the moon in an extremely short period of time from a reason

[Anonymous No.12397585]

>>12396348
based

[Anonymous No.12397601]

>>12396134
16 or 24 oz?
A tall boy of 16 oz is 1.28oz of ethanol.
24 is 1.92oz.
3 1.5oz shots of vodka at 40% is 1.8oz of ethanol.
So, I'm assuming you mean a 24 oz.
Vodka is 288 Calories at 3 shots.
A steel reserve high gravity at 24oz is 444 Calories.

All beer has added sugars from the malting process that don't get turned to alcohol. Same for wine.

[Anonymous No.12397632]

>>12396276
The sideburns give him away.

[Anonymous No.12397641]

>>12397601
A tall boy is 25 ounces, newfag.

[Anonymous No.12397665]

>>12396057
Lmao have sex incel

[Anonymous No.12397678]

>>12397245
All of the oldest people in the world of recent times always shared the trait of enjoying a glass of whiskey everyday

[Anonymous No.12397682]

>>12397470
same, heroin is shit. just makes it impossible to sleep and makes me itch so much i literally tear out chunks of flesh. plus my tolerance rose so unbelievably quickly that within a week you're just using to stop withdrawing, the good feels are so so brief. gotta be one of the most over-rated drugs there is. much, much easier to quit than booze.

[Anonymous No.12397703]

>>12395738
Yeah that's why I limit myself to a six pack a day.

[Anonymous No.12397712]

>>12397703
Me too... a six pack of whiskey bottles that is! LOL

[Anonymous No.12397756]

>>12395738
No its not. This is old medical advice. The new public health message is not to drink at all.

[Anonymous No.12397851]

Why does anyone do anything? Boredom

[Anonymous No.12398162]

>>12397251
Winston Churchill drank, not because it made him feel good, but because it felt good.

[Anonymous No.12398173]

>>12396291
/ck/ used to be host to frequent alcoholism threads, I guess probably since it would be the most appropriate board now that /fit/ is just "Fitness" rather than "Health and Fitness."
Anyway, the mods got rid of the alcoholism threads, but presumably not the posters, so it's reasonable to assume that severe alcoholics make up a non-negligible chunk of /ck/'s userbase.

[Anonymous No.12398189]

>>12397682
I've snorted small amounts heroin a handful of times as a novelty, felt really good, made me talkative and social, never got addicted to it because i'm a pothead and a drunk. Every other drug is a novelty for me.

[Anonymous No.12398197]

Why do I drink?

Because I have a ridiculous mind that is in constant thought, I have ADHD out the ass, even just sitting down at home for a few minutes makes me antsy and anxious as fuck.

I constantly need to be doing something to keep my mind occupied, thing is, I can't realistically do it. I tried quitting alcohol but I found myself playing vidya way to much, I went to the gym, obsessed over it. It was non productive, so I turned to beer, gardening and cooking, and I took up a trade.

The alcohol slows my mind down while I am at home, and I took on a very mentally and physically challenging job, welding / fitting.

I have no idea what I am gonna do when I get pancreatitis or some shit and need to quit...

[Anonymous No.12398208]

>>12395526
It's like vaginas if there were any real appeal to them.

[Anonymous No.12398240]

>>12396269
thank you konata

[Anonymous No.12398269]

I drink a bottle of wine and a 12 pack a week.

Is that too much?

[Anonymous No.12398278]

>>12398269
too much for what?
it's more than govt guidelines but less than many alcks will drink in a day.
imo any is too much.

[Anonymous No.12398297]

>>12398269
>Is that too much?
nope

[Anonymous No.12398299]

>>12398278
I guess just too much in general. I'm 23 and have a great job. I will drink a bottle of wine with dinner on a weekday but feel completely normal the next day. Just don't want to be destroying my body. I never eat fast food and only drink water/coffee/tea.

[Anonymous No.12398332]

>>12395530
:(

[Anonymous No.12398338]

>>12398299
You are hurting your body if that's your concern.

[Anonymous No.12398339]

>bad for your health
True
>makes you fat
debatable
>makes you age like shit
True
>makes you an addict
Alcoholics are born alcoholics, they just dont know until they start drinking
>makes you act like a retard
Morons act like retards sober

[Anonymous No.12398362]

>>12398338
Well I know that. But if it isn't any worse than drinking soda or eating junk food (I do neither) then I'm alright with the trade off.

[Anonymous No.12398372]

I drink between 6-10 beers every other night. I'll drink one night then not touch a drop the next. Always chugging water in between. I work a full time job, and besides some grogginess in the mornings I drank before, I feel fine the rest of the day. Binge drinking is what will get you.

[Anonymous No.12398384]

>>12398338
nope

[Anonymous No.12398453]

>>12397251
I am weak. Can I drink now?

[Anonymous No.12398462]

>>12398372
10 beers is binge drinking

[Anonymous No.12398468]

>>12396448
>>12395552
Based and communion wine pilled

[Anonymous No.12398488]

>>12395597

[Anonymous No.12398516]

>>12398462

Depends on how fast said drinks are drank

[Anonymous No.12398543]

Everyone has their vices. Mine is tranny porn.

[Anonymous No.12398558]

quit booze while you can

[Anonymous No.12398564]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2166509/Mothers-heartache-alcoholic-son-dies-aged-28-began-drinking-bottles-vodka-age-15-friends.html

[Anonymous No.12398567]

>>12395552
Sometimes alcohol is the only way I can feel close to god anymore, even if I try to comfort and convert others when sober.

[Anonymous No.12398568]

>>12395526
>bad for your health
yeah prob
>makes you fat
not really if you manage your diet well
>makes you age like shit
what's wrong with being ugly, you body shaming fuckwit?
>makes you an addict
only with daily over-consumption
>makes you act like a retard
can't do much worse if you're retarded beforehand

[Anonymous No.12398570]

>>12398543
KYS homo.
which come to think of it you probably will. thankfully that particular brand of repugnant retard is also suicidal. plus i guess if you don't kill yourself, AIDS will do it for you.

[Anonymous No.12398574]

>>12398564
>Daily Mail
I don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.12398595]

>>12398570
me on the left

[Anonymous No.12398618]

>>12395559
The depression comes later. Usually because of the drinking, when you realize your coping mechanism only made your life worse.

[Anonymous No.12398665]

>>12395722
Imagine when this guy discovers cocaine.

[Anonymous No.12398674]

>>12397712
BASED!

[Anonymous No.12398699]

>>12395526
>t. player character that can't understand NPC cycles

[Anonymous No.12398707]

>>12395556
Worse actually. Beer has more estrogens than soy

[Anonymous No.12398978]

>drink heavily 2-4 times/week
>feel like shit
>roughly 30 lbs overweight
>eyes are sore
>peripheral neuropathy
>saliva tastes sweet after drinking

Am I dying? How do I cut down without giving it up completely?

[Anonymous No.12398987]

>>12398978
drink watered down faggot shit like White Claw

[Anonymous No.12398996]

>>12398987
At this point the sugar is probably doing more harm for me than the alcohol...I just want to get drunk on the weekends without going off the deep end

[Anonymous No.12399686]

>>12398189
>I've snorted small amounts heroin a handful of times
I'm glad I tried it,so much more glad that I never found a steady source of it.
First time I thought it was coke,had no idea heroin could be snorted.

[Anonymous No.12399695]

>>12398197
>I constantly need to be doing something to keep my mind occupied
I dig that.
I used to be able to watch a movie,now I need to shit post during a movie,now I need to consume as I shit post during a movie as I watch my cat play.

[Anonymous No.12399844]

>>12398173
every cook i've ever met is a heavy drinker, i think its a job requirement

[Anonymous No.12400466]

>>12399844
truth. why the hell is this though? i mean it's literally every damn chef and every damn kitchen staff i've ever met, and it's drugs as well as massively excessive booze. odd how things culturally worked out this way for no apparent reason.

[Anonymous No.12400696]

>>12396125
>>12396860
I used to be a chronic smoker when I was a teenager, not too long though, only a few months. In those first days weed was amazing. but after I quit that every time I would smoke a joint after i would get what this anon described.

Increased heart rate, paranoia etc... These days I still smoke every now and then, especially when I'm drunk, and almost every time(unless I'm extremely drunk) I'll get the paranoia and shit on that first toke of the day.

The thing about it though is that it always ends up passing, I call it the weed come up, the period wherein your body needs to adjust to the new sensory state. maybe it has to do with genetics where some are more prone to that initial effect.

Eventually it passes though and I reap all the good stoner benefits, seriously considering switching to weed right now as I have a bad alcohol problem.

[Anonymous No.12400716]

>>12400696
maybe try oldschool 60's style weed. i've never had even a hint of paranoia from a CBD-rich outdoor grow. i definitely get more of an anxiety vibe from the modern hyper-potent strains grown under lamps which provide twice as many lumens as the damn sun. that's the stuff people are saying causes psychosis and paranoia in a minority of people.

[Anonymous No.12400735]

>>12397440
based and fadedpilled

[Anonymous No.12400747]

>>12396134
you literally don't know how alcohol works and it's hilarious
>claims to be an alcoholic
>doesn't know the inherent differences in alcohol
That other faggot who responded got it right.
I just like ridiculing idiots (You).

[Anonymous No.12400797]

I have been drinking more days that not, and usually spirits, for about ten years. I cranked it up a notch for the last 6 or so and have visibly aged a great deal in that time. I get pains in my sides, I guess my kidneys. I am currently drinking a beer, since today is a good day, meaning no spirits.

The addiction functions differently to cigarette addiction. I guess a lot of people have felt the addiction to cigarettes because it comes quickly. I'd imagine most men know that feeling from experimentation as teenagers or whatever. But alcohol addiction is nothing like that at all. I rarely actually crave alcohol. Instead, what happens is that when it gets to the late afternoon or evening, I get a feeling of impending doom that can only be avoided by drinking. If I manage to resist this massive urge, usually I'm ok. Maybe a bit bored, might go to bed early, but ok. But that urge is so strong that it's hard to resist usually. You instantly start rationalising about why a 4th night drunk in a row is ok because you'll only have one small bottle of spirits (it never stops there). Your actual rational mind is gone and replaced by a secondary alcoholic-mode mind which will do everything to avoid this invented feeling of doom. Even if you're smart, reasonable, and so on, it doesn't matter because that part of your brain is gone.

[Anonymous No.12400830]

>>12395526

-Socialisation
-Stress-reduction

[Anonymous No.12400920]

>>12400747
Holy shit kid, you're dumb. A bottle of wine is around 750 calories. That will get you a solid buzz. A tall boy that's high in alcohol content is 3-400 calories. 2 of them will give the same effect as a bottle of wine for the same amount of calories. It's really not hard to understand. There are a ton of fat liquor alcoholics and there are a ton of skeleton beer alcoholics like myself. Find an alcoholic drink that's mostly alco-calories and not riddled with other non-alco calories such as shit like mixed drinks that have a lot of sugar.
>claims to be an alcoholic
I've been a blackout drunk every night alcoholic for years you fucking moron. I think I know my alcohol better than most underage like you on here.

[Anonymous No.12400957]

>>12395526
I drink a bottle of vodka to rid my body of harmful radiation particles.

In all honesty though, I drink because there's nothing to do and my mind fucking races with thoughts and paranoia. I should've listened to my mother.

[Anonymous No.12401068]

>>12395526
Is that bottle veiny?

[Anonymous No.12401088]

>>12400716
I'm in Europe, and not the netherlands, so I wouldn't even know where to start with looking extremely specific strains like that.

But it makes sense though, 8-10 years ago it seems like you got your shit from local out door growers, whereas now it's all manufactured super strains coming from CA or Amsterdam where it's all about THC content.

Even with the comeup i don't mind too much though, for me it's just a part of smoking weed now, and I am able to ride it out without too much trouble. I usually end up feeling great the next day and have good sleep from it so IMO it's worth.

[Anonymous No.12401141]

>>12395530
I have purpose in life and I don't need some degenerate liquid to help me realize that.

[Anonymous No.12401356]

>>12395865
If you drink to get drunk you're using that to cope. I highly doubt your fat ass just drinks a little bit for the taste. Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12401915]

>>12398978
You aren't really anywhere near dangerious alcoholic level.

[Anonymous No.12402046]

>>12401915
Kinda wondering about the neuropathy thing at that level, or the eyes or sore.

Sounds like he's doing something else, or not doing something else.

[Anonymous No.12402059]

>>12395559
Yes, correct. Enjoy your fizzled-out dopamine receptors in a couple years.
Become stoic and turn to God. He awaits you with open arms.

[Anonymous No.12402379]

>>12398665
That's a weird way to say sell fentanyl

[Anonymous No.12402402]

gonna break my just-over-a-month alcohol-free streak next thursday, 8 days away. counting down the days with excitement.

[Anonymous No.12402413]

>>12402402
are you one of these lucky anomalous weirdos who can drink for just 1 night then stop? takes me 2 fucking weeks to stop. 1 drink always means at least a week drunk as fuck, then a week to taper off the damn stuff again.

[Anonymous No.12402624]

>>12398173

The board as a whole got sick of any discussion involving something alcoholic turning into circlejerk of self-loathing and despair, so we sent them to >>>/r9k/ and >>>/trash/ , where they belong.

On this board, we talk about how things taste and how to make things taste better, not how we feel and how to feel better.

[Anonymous No.12402691]

>>12402624
nah we are still here
And rather than keeping our al/ck/ posting to a single thread you'll find it scattered about

get off your high horse, you don't know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.12402712]

>>12395526
The virgin teetotaler vs. The chad poison drinker.

[Anonymous No.12402720]

>>12402691
this tbqh

[Anonymous No.12402822]

>>12402691

Spread out is better than dedicated threads, because it means threads aren't deleted for it, and it's easy enough for individual posts to fall between the cracks.

There's a greater number of alck threads on other boards than there were before we started deleting them, so it's still an improvement.
Anything that makes you more likely to mope on a more appropriate board is progress.

[Anonymous No.12402839]

>>12395526
You forget, tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.12402858]

>>12402822

I would hate to know you. You sound like the embodiment of a human sociopathic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.12402862]

>>12402822

Also, people sense emptiness. You're going to die alone.

[Anonymous No.12402892]

>>12396015
Girls suck tit as infants too Anon.

[Anonymous No.12402962]

>>12402822
stop whining you boring cunt, nobody cares what you want

[Anonymous No.12402975]

>>12397182
Henry Miller didn't drink, he was a sex addict.

[Anonymous No.12402992]

>>12396321
>>12396314
dark.fail to start gotta get those mirrors

[Anonymous No.12403054]

>>12402962
>>12402862
>>12402858

This attitude is exactly why you belong on a board full of people just as negative and in need of help as you are.

[Anonymous No.12403064]

>>12403054

And when you stop being a fucking 20 something kid you'll understand.

[Anonymous No.12403070]

>>12403054

The only problem is, your life will end when your loans mature and you'll be as negative as a russian during the revolution. You're too stupid to understand what I mean, but you'll live it like a constricting boa around your soul.

[Anonymous No.12403074]

>>12403064

Understand what?
I'd love to understand why you stick to this board, if that's what you mean.

Nobody ever mentions why they stay, or why they should stay, they just claim vehemently that they will, and try to act superior about it.

[Anonymous No.12403090]

>>12403074

You probably haven't ever been to a bar, but you see that guy sitting in the corner drinking, waiting to die? That's this board.

[Anonymous No.12403139]

>>12403090

/r9k/ dedicates entire threads to that, and has since before al/ck/ threads started getting deleted. (Granted, the two that are up right now are sparse, but they're usually reasonably inhabited.)

It isn't what this board is at all, and mods are making sure it won't be in the future.
Go where you're wanted.
This isn't that place.

[Anonymous No.12403152]

>>12403139

No one cares, dude.

[Anonymous No.12403197]

>>12397341
What you archaically call god, which is the single celled archaea that all life on Earth descends from, did not intend for us all to live any particular lifestyle.

[CHADICUS MAXIMUS, PROTECTOR OF(...) No.12403578]

>>12402059
god built us to get high, idiot.
that's why there are enough fucking lemmings here to have let us evolve a fucking culture

[Anonymous No.12403819]

>>12396955
>watch anime
Not surprised he drank himself to blackout

[Anonymous No.12403880]

>>12403139
Who this faggot fascist hall monitor?

[Anonymous No.12403896]

>>12396276
Contra, Hbomberguy, Lindsay Ellis, Jenny Nicholson, and Dan Olson. Don't recognize the rest.

[Anonymous No.12403924]

>>12396269
THANK YOU KONATA

[Anonymous No.12404125]

>>12401915
>>12402046
I wonder if there's something else going on, then. Could it be diabetes? I'm afraid to go to the doctor

[Anonymous No.12404165]

>>12395526
Makes you feel invincible, so yeah euphoria etc.

[Anonymous No.12404188]

>>12396035
Damn, I probably have fatty liver from eating handfuls of those weak 5/500 vicodin when I was in my teens, i'm glad I stopped doing that shit but my liver is probably messed up permanently. thanks for reminding me cunt.

[Anonymous No.12404227]

>>12395526
I was at a point in my life where if I was able to walk i'd go out and buy a gun to shoot myself with so I drank

[Anonymous No.12404466]

>>12395552
I get fucked up and listen to jimmy swaggart

[Anonymous No.12404689]

>>12395526
t. Never gave drunken bro jobs

[Anonymous No.12404717]

>>12402624
>The board as a whole
Funny way to say "a handful of whiny crybabies who took the learned behavior of crying to moderation about things that offend them and brought that cancerous behavior to 4chan". Gotta say, it's more concise, though.

[Anonymous No.12404890]

>>12397346
My last order got seized. Anyone know what's a reputable market?

[Anonymous No.12404917]

Okay, so a few folks are saying order weed online. Here's the problem:

1. You have to buy everything in bitcoin.
2. You get your wallet and deposit takes 2 weeks to clear your account.
3. Once it finally clears, you must go and search through a trove of different markets, some of which are foreign and use foreign currency.
4. You run the risk of getting your shit seized, losing your purchase.
5. Who even mails anywhere outside of home? You are best off having it sent to your house and running the risk of getting caught. I am sure I am on a list somewhere already.
6. Who even smokes 1 joint a day???
7. Expensive as fuck habit

[Anonymous No.12404931]

It helps me go to sleep at 7pm for my gay ass manufactoring job that requires me to be on sight at 2am

Other than that, a nice bud light orange or grapefruit hefe is delicious

Call me a faggot, but if you've ever had one, they are delicious

UMAMI

[Anonymous No.12404932]

>>12402691
You never once kept it to a single thread. You reduced every thread related to alcohol to your shit. Your population has diminished to the point that we can now have those threads without your mob's voice taking over.

[Anonymous No.12404934]

I don't drink cause I'm afraid I'm a sad drunk.

[Anonymous No.12405000]

>>12402691

/ck/, the only forum prejudice against something that is positive. People trying to help people? BANNED. The fucking children running this shitbox need to grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.12405005]

>>12405000
I hear Reddit is looking for more circle jerks.

[Anonymous No.12405011]

>>12405005

I can just see the mountain dew bottles around you.

[Anonymous No.12405014]

>>12405000

[Anonymous No.12405018]

>>12405014

You do, because you keep fucking posting. Maybe clean yourself up.

[Anonymous No.12405020]

>>12405018

[Anonymous No.12405025]

>>12405020
a late night bored loser, I fucking love 4 chan.

[Anonymous No.12405026]

>>12405000
Poor baby

Now lets talk about the true chad's food, butter chicken ouija.

[Anonymous No.12405033]

>>12405026

This is the "need someone desperately" hour. I'm up doing laundry, but you're just so fucking lonely.

[Anonymous No.12405042]

>>12405033
I'm at work you fuckwit

Stay mad, loser

[Anonymous No.12405046]

>>12405042

clearly.

[Anonymous No.12405052]

>>12405046
SEETHING

Sorry you dont have a comfy office job anon

[Anonymous No.12405057]

>>12405052

Go do bed. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.12405091]

>>12405057
Sleeping on the job js usually frowned upon, moron

[Anonymous No.12405507]

>>12395526
Yep I don’t drink either my father was an alcoholic and that was a pretty shit experience

[Anonymous No.12405792]

>>12395526
Many things anon. In wine, it helps boost the "body", which is great for pairing with fatty or heavy foods. In cooking, it's useful for enhancing richness, introducing subtle flavors that bring a nice complexity to the meal. For most though, life and its hardships are tough and any crutch or relief there is to help make through the day is a welcomed one.

[Anonymous No.12405942]

The right alcohol paired with food can be amazing. You don't have coke with steak.

Alcohol is a great cooking ingredient and enhances amd releases the taste of other ingredients.

[Anonymous No.12405986]

>>12395552
Flyover subhumans everyone.

[Anonymous No.12406479]

>>12402046
>>12404125
Could be diabetes. Could also be herpes, some people with herpes get fatigue and neuropathic pain, most commonly in the left side of the body.

[Anonymous No.12406488]

Is it possible for a long and high enough proof liquor to actually burn away an infection?

I had that white shit on my tongue and no matter how much I scraped and scrubbed that shit would not piss off. I went on a 4 day bender just slamming that shit into my face like a weapon and WHAM.

Next day pink as a pussy. It even feels smoother.

[Anonymous No.12406696]

>>12395526
Try having some self-control and enjoying things once in a while.