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what are some zero calorie foods i can eat to keep me from eating?
Im thinking cotton balls and cigarettes

>> No.12392269

>>12392264
Salt

>> No.12392273
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12392273

>>12392269
anon im not trying to die
get serious

>> No.12392360

>>12392264
Just snack on celery.

>> No.12392371

>>12392264
Pickles (in moderation)

>> No.12392380

>>12392264
Chew on ice cubes.

>> No.12392392

>>12392264
Zero: ice cubes
Very low: celery, kale, cauliflower, broccoli
Low: carrots
Bonus: sugar-free chewing gum

Also, just get out of the house and go for a walk.

>> No.12392393

>>12392264
Gum isn't going to be exactly zero, but it's close enough and keeps my mouth occupied.

>> No.12392401

>>12392393
I got something else to keep your mouth occupied buddy.

>> No.12392707
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12392707

Tuna salad, turkey, soups made with bitter greens, and popcorn are all really great low calorie foods on a diet. Make sure to feed yourself at least a healthy amount anon, lots of veggies.

Good luck, I believe in you! Do you best

>> No.12392719

>>12392401
>Upvote

Good reply, Anon!

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12392757

Grapes bananas hummous roasted veggies salads soups and drink lots of water it expands your stomach so youre less hungry

>> No.12392956

>>12392719
stupid cumbrained redditor.

>> No.12392968

>>12392264
drink lots of alcohol
are you trying to become a tranny?

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>>12392360
>>12392371
no gross
>>12392380
hurt my teeth
>>12392707
veggies are a meme
>>12392968
alcohol is very bade anon
what enjoyment do u get out of trying to poison pepol

>> No.12394356

>>12394348
oh, so this whole dietplan is a nonstarter, failure from the get-go, a foregone conclusion. cool, good to know, enough mental energy expended.

>> No.12394444

>>12392264

pickles, shirataki noodles if you can splurge on them, sugar-free gum, (find something you like and can chew for hours to negate calories) broth, make a sno-cone with shaved ice and diet soda or sugar-free syrup as a treat

personally I've found eating 0 cal foods can just make me more hungry & lead to binging, so I try to just fill up on 0 calorie liquids. coffee or tea with 0 calorie sweeteners or diet soda to suppress appetite, lots of warm water to make you feel full. nicotine for dessert.

t. MPA

>> No.12394464

>>12392264
Cigarettes and cocaine,you will never eat again.

>> No.12394499

>>12394348
Oh, so you’re a faggot then

>> No.12394634

>>12394499
youre a faggot

>> No.12394636

>cigarettes and cotton balls
this sounds way more like EDshit than diet stuff
A few anons have already said but warm drinks are great for keeping you full. shiritaki noodles, a bit expensive but great and low cal. celery, spinach, tea, coffee, egg whites, bell pepper, tomato, lettuce, cabbage, sauerkraut, pickles, smoothies of water/almond or cashew milk and a couple strawberries + a lot of ice, soup, broccoli/cauliflower, salt, metamusil, hot chocolate (water/almond or cashew milk and unsweetened cocoa powder), green beans, sugar free gum, carrots, and mushrooms are all things you can eat enough of for 0-50 calories.
Also 8oz of cold water burns about 8 Calories, but hot water makes you feel more full.

>> No.12394668

>>12392264
Noodles made from konyaku. They dont taste like anything though

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>>12392264
>>12392273
>>12394348
>anime
Get fucked.

>> No.12394683

shirataki noodles and zero calorie jelly drinks. Also, cucumbers.

>> No.12394720

STOP.

POSTING.

ANIME.

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>>12394683
eating actual food only makes me want to eat more food
I'll stick to eating way under the reccomended calorie consumption for weightloss per day abd drink coffee

thanks for the suggestion guyse
>>12394720
anime website

>> No.12395050

Water, black coffee, tea. Basically liquids.

Water based soups are also good low calorie food.

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>>12394982

>> No.12395063

>>12395053
BTFO
Weeabs on suicide watch.

>> No.12395072

>>12395053
who gives a fr*ck what the yellow tyrant says?
I make the rules around here, big boy

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12395595

Konjac glucomannan. One spoon in a half liter sugar-free drink will give you thick zero calorie jelly. I recommend using syrups (sugar free ofc) and adding a bit more because the jelly neutralizes a good deal of flavor.

Don't add too much or it will continue to swell in your stomach using whatever liquids are available and then give you the shits.

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>>12395053
very fake and very gay

what is "inspect element"?

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>>12392264
have you tried napkins?

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>>12395609
>napkins
really weird suggestion anon.

>> No.12395781

>>12392264
Coffee is great to stave of hunger and sweet urges