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no eggs edition
No crabs edition
>>12391084also a good suggestion
>>12391081iPhonefag here. Can someone give a bried description of what's happening in this webum?
>>12391081just COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKIN EGGS BITCH!
>>12391096you messed up big time, tripfag
gonna try doing this soon
>>12391639too gooey for a quiche, basically a pie at that point
>>12391947doesnt look very gooey to me
HOW DOES EGGS GET OUT
post new webms if you're going to spam webm threads>inb4 no u
>>12392222Imagine your fork hand shaking from malnutrition as you make a video.
>>12392222Does he have a teeny tiny mouth?
>>12392188i started the thread with ocand, ahem, no u
>>12392179It's to bad he died. His son left the business and became a faggot so there will be no more egg king stands. His stand has since been dismantled for new vendors to come in. So he has been out, but how does he get out of death?Cherish his memory by this webm.
do centipedes feel pain?
>>12392411does a beheaded fish feel pain? no.
>>12392179You had one job.
>>12392179He doesn't. There is no eggscape.
>>12392071that sauce looks like pond water with tadpolls
>>12392179This was eggsactly the webm I came looking for.
>>12392772birb thread now
>>12392804wow what an asshole
>>12392810At least post something people haven't seen a million fucking times.
>>12392820>other webms have been posted hundreds of times and nobody says anything>my web has been posted maybe 4-7 times>post something else!!!!!retard
>>12392179how many eggs does this guy need tho? we need to put a limit on high capacity egg showmen before they hurt someone
>>12392827>nobody says anythingNice history revision. There's a reason why it's a no eggs edition. That's because some retards keeps posting the egg fort guy in every damn webm thread.
>>12392840eggs eggs eggs eggs that's all we need is eggs. They are glamorous and cheap, so versital. Why hate on eggs when you can channel your anger elsewhere. EGGS RULE THE WOURLD.
>>12392863Eggs are pretty good, ok?
>>12392840I can post whetever the fuck I want OP is a fag
>>12392899oy say it to my face pussy
>>12391092they make spaghetti puttanesca but instead of pasta they use pig skin
This thread is just eggcessive
>>12393006it is eggciting to have eggstravagance eggthread and OP is a egghead
>>12392179There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>12393820pasta rasta boi
>>12393894u ok m8?
>>12392447What's the point of this?
>>12392447Me at age 9: "I wonder what it will be like to be an adult?"Me at 30: *watches a Big Mac be disassembled underwater at 11pm on a work night*
>>12392799Not his feathers on top?
>>12393923Perhaps getting a large, predatory animal that close to your face is a bad idea. Side note: they have tiny little barbs inside those cups. So if you're going to cry over something smaller than a kitten scratch, don't get it near delicate skin.
>>12394113More tiddy monsters eating please
>>12393923Koreans really are the niggers of Asia. They feel no empathy to animals and are degenerate as fuck
>>12394670u ok m8?
>>12394688u ok m8?
>>12394599lol, rip buddeh
>>12392071"that will be $58+tip sir">>12392981looks pretty tasty
>>12392981guys with long hair needs to be shot
>>12392447Hang on a second. One meat patty sinks, the other one floats.
>>12392071this reminds me, i have a littler cup of crab claw meat that I want to deep dryanyone have a good recipe I should use? want me to try anything and post it to the next dickered cookalong?
>>12394783I want you to make your own thread for whatever you end up trying.
>>12394791k daddy, i'll probably end up trying something similar to the Tennessee hot chicken recipe that some anon posted a day ago.i like a little kick to my fish from time to time, and i think a spicey deep fry batter would be nice for me to have in my arsenal
>>12392179>Cutting on slate
>>12394781That should be all the info you need not to go eat there.
>>12392815You can't improve unless you know something's wrong. I wish people would be more honest in regards to my cooking.
>>12394856And I for one am sick of not being firmly rejected. It's hard to give up when a shred of hope remains.
>>12394861Sorry to hear that anon. Communication goes both ways, be more frank with the people you're trying to get into a relationship with and let's hope for the best. If they're not frank when you're asking them to be they're not worth the time you invest in them and you should move on. Godspeed.
>>12393923>her face is so fake it's starting to come off.
>>12392899This actually taste good
>>12392804>he doesn't have yellow fever
>>12393748>Americans need an infographic to explain how a company can start their own chicken far.
>>12395140You have to be very careful when explaining meat to Am*ricans, their carnist programming makes them get super butthurt and defensive unless you include cute cartoons and not use any trigger words that could be construed as expressing a negative or even neutral sentiment. If the segment had just said "industrial chicken farmers were abusing their monopoly position to supply substandard products at high prices" the carnists would have shat themselves with rage, not at the chicken farmers but at the people producing the video. Then expect an hour long rant about muh B12 and some woman who gave her infant vegan formula and how it died.
>>12393820This is underrated kinda sad that because it was an anti-bane pasta it never took off.
>>12392447>this triggers the amerishart
>>12394599>Michelin Star Restaurant
>>12392411Why do they blow up
>>12393949*likes tweet* :^)
>>12392367>His son left the business and became a faggotwhat now?
>>12396027hot oil in the glass
>>12394773>t. jealous hairlet
>>12396244it's over for their bloodline. came to a screeching halt when his son turned gay and left the business. His son is now a hair stylist, which that in itself is pretty gay.
>>12396357I'm a local where they used to serve the eggs. I knew the guy and his son on a personal level because back then I used to go to the egg stand a lot.
>>12396301Oh I thought it was some type of alcohol for some reason
>>12396097>Corn Flakes>not Cheerios>or even better … regular, large-sized Shredded Wheat
>>12394113>needing that much force to cut your foodwomen are retarded
>>12396380>im locallmao ok
>>12396216>hands are black unwatchable
>>12396216Seems good but it's unhygienic using black hands to cook food.
>>12392772>and so i asked "bird what is your wisdom?">and the bird said "fuck the Zhao"and so we went to war
>>12396522I've been living here for over 10 years, faggot.
>>12396618>i've been living in a place and know about people in a webm, trust me guys, no one is full of shit on the internet(you)
>>12396622>I think I know it all(you)
>>12396662Why are people so autistic about macarons?
>>12396518And then she went puking behind the first bush she could find
>>12391947not gooey, like at all. are you blind?
>>12396518cool story incel
>>12392411god that fucking filter is the worst part of that webm
>>12392810how do I get in without breaking all the eggs?
>>12397140He's jealous of long hair because he has no baldness?
>>12397181no, he is jelly because he is bald. It just sounds stupid to say "hairlet", "baldlet" is much more expressive. Why are you pretending to be more retarded than you already are?
>>12397252I think you need to lurk more, buddy.
>>12397286Imagine his emotions that would feel crazy.
>>12397286poor little dude :(
>>12397319lmao what the fuck is that faggot wearing
>>12392179FUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN BAAAAAAAASED ANNNNNND REDDDPIIIIIIIILLLLLLED
>>12397252>jellysummer is here already, FUCK!
>>12397286>>12397296>>12397321Why are animals so retarded? Is pollution making them stupid?
>>12397359The first two are not retarded, raccoons always wash their food, the dog is probably afraid of messing up whatever bullshit the humans came up with this time because he has been scolded beforeThe birds are massive retards in general tho
>>12395527>white hands >sudden niBBa at the end
>>12393923its almost like it didnt want to be eaten alive....
>>12394781one's covered in cheese
>>12397275imagine being so vain its takes you 10 fucking minuets to eat a piece of sushi.
>>12397392I don't understand why someone would make a chicken pot pie without a full crust.
>>12392511>>12392579>>12392589>>12392674I reggret reading these.
>>12396097i thought the filename was "horny crackers" for a second
>>12397431bruh that's Al Roker, he's a national treasure.Don't use such slurs when reffering to him.
>>12397359Some animals are more equal than others
>>12397376Beyond unwatchable, what the absolute fuck are you doing?
>>12397257ahh, the LIRR
>>12393949Get run over by a car.
>>12392222I don't think I've ever seen so little calories put on a plate of that size before. It would be like arranging a full english on a satellite dish.
>>12397286What happened to all the butter?
>>12392222That will be $45.99, please.
>>12398591Is that Claire's recipe?
>>12393923I'm surprised it bit her though? I thought those things were poisonous?
>>12398660I don't know.
>>12395515That looks pretty good. Shame about your inevitable breasts though
>>12392981Jesus christ, Favreau
>>12398691I don't think she would eat a squid that's poisonous.pic related is another squid bite btw.
>>12395685That seems too easy to be true. I will try some day and post the messy failure
>>12391109>not the ja/ck/ versionget out pleb
>>12391639this is a weird 'go'za
>>12397265what the fuck
>>12397265that didnt rip her hair off
>>12397257that's how you keep your immune system strong
>>12397238could we use a similar machine when circumcising toddlers?
>>12392799I can't believe he finally stopped making spaghetti
>>12398732How do I make my Scottish eggs yolk runny like that. mine always comes out overdone.
>>12395170>>12395404>>12395410>>12395423etc etc.Just wanted to say thanks for posting some useful cooking webms. I saved quite a few and plan on trying them out soon. I think I'll start with the beef and broccoli and move into the more esoteric recipes from there.
>>12399090Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl.
>>12397635called naughty nat for a reason
>>12394856it depends on the person but typically, yes, you should be honest about thathowever it all depends on how you say it.if my mom cooks something for 2 hours and it's not that good then I'm not going to tell her it's horrible with a shit eating grin on my face
>>12397177you don't. the egg fort of korea belongs to the queen, and only the queen.
>>12392411>>12396301>Hot oil fucking spraying all over your face and hands
>>12400137I thought a shit eating grin was a slightly embarrassed smile. So I just looked it up and apparently it can mean either a smug smile or a sheepish one. What a stupid expression.
>>12399792No problem. I don't make the content, I just save the videos from reddit and re-encode them to cut the filesize. I try to only save the ones that look good. My favorite that I've made is the Guinness stew.
>>12400145but how do I marry her if I can't get in?
>>12392179No need to read the rest ofnthe thread. This is what I came for
>>12398653I fucking hate this. Everytime.
>>12397365>butter>sugar>more sugar>salt>more butter>more sugarbaking - what went so terribly wrong?
>>12396018Special, I believe
>>12397560what are you? A chicken!
>>12392417Dont they say something about the muscles being stressed makes the meat worse?
>>12393949Hello fellow 11PM anon. You're not alone in that feel.
>>12397257jesus fucking christ females are fucking stupid
>>12393949Gross, this guy just reddit'd all over the place
>>12397873birbies are great
>>12398171>tfw this guy will never let me sniff his feet
>>12392411Asians are not people.
>>12395520lol why would I do all that
>>12397281I prefer the one where she's at a bakery and Ahmed's at the back just staring
>>12396662If any of you have ever wanted to try these little things but can't find them anywhere you can think of near you, try a Kroger or food-specific grocery market. There's a Private Selection brand of 4 different flavors in one box that I've tried before. You can find these in the freezer section towards the end of the ice cream.
>>12404752that's gay m8
>>12404783the qt's creamy white ass or the macaroons?
>>12397275I need a girlfriend, if I don't get one by the time I hit the 30s I'm going to kill myself.
>>12404752Who let the slavs have photoshop?
>>12391947Are you confusing quiche for a fucking brick? That's perfectly acceptable.
>>12396518Why do Jews always looks like their skin is just slightly the wrong size for them?
>>12402364>>12402155>>12402143>>12402110>>12402060What did we miss?
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>>12397325Fag-cloths, are you blind?
>>12406083It's just flour and leavening.
>>12397275START EATING ALREADY YOU FUCKING PLASTIC PIECE OF SHIT!
>>12400195>>12396301>Hot oil>In a wineglass
>>12406497How do you drink your hot oil, out of a mug like a savage?
>>12406497Your issue is only a problem when they're putting a hot glass in cold water upside down. You have it reversed. It's bad to put cold water in a wine glasses that was freshly washed in hot water.
>>12398487>taps the knife like a retardWhy do "chefs" do this?
>>12392840What's the egg fort? Someone post it, I wanna see if I've seen it before
>>12406531Before I answer, I don't consider myself a professional or even very exceptional chef by any means. I've developed a habit of tapping the knife because when you finely cut or dice things they tend to stick to the knife, and tapping it knocks the excess off of it. While I realize it doesn't work for everything, when you cut into small pieces often enough, it becomes habitual to do it after cutting anything and I'd imagine many chefs in the field have developed a similar habit.
>>12406560Extending on this: I do it before cutting things too, to rid the knife of anything that I had previously chopped.
>>12406557Never seen it. How do I get this for my FIFA 19 on Xbox?
>>12406560I don't consider you a professional chef either, but I do consider you a complete and utter faggot.
>>12406566>>12406560Kind of makes sense, but I still dont like it.
>>12406557>eggsthetics in '18I'm scared bros.
>>12406581>Kind of makes sense,No it doesn't. I've spent literally thousands of hours chopping food. I've never once tapped my knife on the board like a tryhard retard attempting to look skilled.
>>12406638I mean I understand where he is coming from. Do I think its retarded? Absolutely. Do I want them to stop. Absolutely. But at least they gave me a reason I can understand.
>>12406719wow, that food looks like it tastes bland
>>12406638You get so angry because you think it's about "looks" when in reality it's probably exactly how it was explained above. So what, you didn't form a habit doing it, others have. You only live once, don't exert your heart getting upset because some people bite their nails, some grind their teeth and some tap their knives.
>>12395410>>12397392>>12397443>>12398709Cooklet here, what kind of pots/pans are those? I'm looking to buy a pot that I can use for one-pot dishes. Is this enameled cast iron or what?
>>12391109>non-j*ck versionbless you sir
>>12406733Exactly. I still think its fucking stupid, but who really gives a shit in the end?
>>12406735Yea, those look like enameled cast iron dutch ovens.
>>12406735dutch ovens, get one or you're not a cook
>>12406735Yeah, enameled cast iron. Look for Le Creuset and Staub for high end, or Lodge for affordable. I've been using a Lodge for years and it works fine. The higher end ones will have a thicker enamel (more chip resistant) and aren't made in China. The 7.5 quart Lodge I have was about $85, whereas a Le Creuset of equal size will run nearly $400. I'd go budget unless you've got a lot of disposable income. Also be careful with metal utensils regardless of brand, because you don't want to chip the enamel.
>>12406806>>12406735Any brand recommendations for a eurofag? Buying Lodge would cost me more in shipping than the oven itself.
>>12392367yes, but how did they get his body out of the stall?
>>12392411What's up with her ultra sharp chin?
>>12406638>tryhard retard attempting to look skilledJesus, maybe it's just a tic, or it's confirming your proprioception about where the edge of the blade is and not some elaborate planned behaviour for the sake of an audience.
>>12395783Gonna try this.
>>12407433I've made it twice. Even better with some chorizo in it.