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12391081 No.12391081 [Reply] [Original]

no eggs edition

>> No.12391084

No crabs edition

>> No.12391090

also a good suggestion

>> No.12391092

iPhonefag here. Can someone give a bried description of what's happening in this webum?

>> No.12391094


>> No.12391096 [DELETED] 
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>> No.12391109
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>> No.12391114
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you messed up big time, tripfag

>> No.12391639
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Goat Cheese Quiche with Caramelized Onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

gonna try doing this soon

>> No.12391947

too gooey for a quiche, basically a pie at that point

>> No.12391957

doesnt look very gooey to me

>> No.12392071
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>> No.12392179
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>> No.12392188

post new webms if you're going to spam webm threads

>inb4 no u

>> No.12392222
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>> No.12392227

Imagine your fork hand shaking from malnutrition as you make a video.

>> No.12392231

Does he have a teeny tiny mouth?

>> No.12392254

i started the thread with oc
and, ahem, no u

>> No.12392367

It's to bad he died. His son left the business and became a faggot so there will be no more egg king stands. His stand has since been dismantled for new vendors to come in. So he has been out, but how does he get out of death?
Cherish his memory by this webm.

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do centipedes feel pain?

>> No.12392417
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does a beheaded fish feel pain? no.

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>> No.12392454

You had one job.

>> No.12392462

He doesn't. There is no eggscape.

>> No.12392474

that sauce looks like pond water with tadpolls

>> No.12392477
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He's cute.

>> No.12392511

This was eggsactly the webm I came looking for.

>> No.12392555
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>> No.12392579

Eggsellent taste.

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>> No.12392674

Eggscellent replies.

>> No.12392772
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>> No.12392784 [DELETED] 
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birb thread now

>> No.12392799
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>> No.12392804
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>> No.12392810
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>> No.12392815

wow what an asshole

>> No.12392820
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At least post something people haven't seen a million fucking times.

>> No.12392827
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>other webms have been posted hundreds of times and nobody says anything
>my web has been posted maybe 4-7 times
>post something else!!!!!

>> No.12392835

how many eggs does this guy need tho? we need to put a limit on high capacity egg showmen before they hurt someone

>> No.12392840

>nobody says anything

Nice history revision. There's a reason why it's a no eggs edition. That's because some retards keeps posting the egg fort guy in every damn webm thread.

>> No.12392863

eggs eggs eggs eggs that's all we need is eggs. They are glamorous and cheap, so versital. Why hate on eggs when you can channel your anger elsewhere. EGGS RULE THE WOURLD.

>> No.12392876

Eggs are pretty good, ok?

>> No.12392899
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I can post whetever the fuck I want OP is a fag

>> No.12392981
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oy say it to my face pussy

>> No.12392983

they make spaghetti puttanesca but instead of pasta they use pig skin

>> No.12393006

This thread is just eggcessive

>> No.12393019

it is eggciting to have eggstravagance eggthread and OP is a egghead

>> No.12393748
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>> No.12393820

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.12393862

pasta rasta boi

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>> No.12393910

u ok m8?

>> No.12393920

What's the point of this?

>> No.12393923
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>> No.12393949 [DELETED] 

Me at age 9: "I wonder what it will be like to be an adult?"
Me at 30: *watches a Big Mac be disassembled underwater at 11pm on a work night*

>> No.12393998

Not his feathers on top?

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>> No.12394118
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Probably not.

>> No.12394126
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Perhaps getting a large, predatory animal that close to your face is a bad idea. Side note: they have tiny little barbs inside those cups. So if you're going to cry over something smaller than a kitten scratch, don't get it near delicate skin.

>> No.12394137

More tiddy monsters eating please

>> No.12394389

Koreans really are the niggers of Asia. They feel no empathy to animals and are degenerate as fuck

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>> No.12394675

u ok m8?

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>> No.12394711

u ok m8?

>> No.12394724

lol, rip buddeh

>> No.12394766

"that will be $58+tip sir"

looks pretty tasty

>> No.12394773

guys with long hair needs to be shot

>> No.12394781

Hang on a second. One meat patty sinks, the other one floats.

>> No.12394783
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this reminds me, i have a littler cup of crab claw meat that I want to deep dry
anyone have a good recipe I should use? want me to try anything and post it to the next dickered cookalong?

>> No.12394791

I want you to make your own thread for whatever you end up trying.

>> No.12394828

k daddy, i'll probably end up trying something similar to the Tennessee hot chicken recipe that some anon posted a day ago.
i like a little kick to my fish from time to time, and i think a spicey deep fry batter would be nice for me to have in my arsenal

>> No.12394848

>Cutting on slate

>> No.12394850

That should be all the info you need not to go eat there.

>> No.12394856

You can't improve unless you know something's wrong. I wish people would be more honest in regards to my cooking.

>> No.12394861

And I for one am sick of not being firmly rejected. It's hard to give up when a shred of hope remains.

>> No.12394876

Sorry to hear that anon. Communication goes both ways, be more frank with the people you're trying to get into a relationship with and let's hope for the best. If they're not frank when you're asking them to be they're not worth the time you invest in them and you should move on. Godspeed.

>> No.12394882

>her face is so fake it's starting to come off.

>> No.12394890

This actually taste good

>> No.12395071


>> No.12395136

>he doesn't have yellow fever

>> No.12395140

>Americans need an infographic to explain how a company can start their own chicken far.

>> No.12395154

You have to be very careful when explaining meat to Am*ricans, their carnist programming makes them get super butthurt and defensive unless you include cute cartoons and not use any trigger words that could be construed as expressing a negative or even neutral sentiment. If the segment had just said "industrial chicken farmers were abusing their monopoly position to supply substandard products at high prices" the carnists would have shat themselves with rage, not at the chicken farmers but at the people producing the video. Then expect an hour long rant about muh B12 and some woman who gave her infant vegan formula and how it died.

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>> No.12395268

This is underrated kinda sad that because it was an anti-bane pasta it never took off.

>> No.12395304


Projecting vegan

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>> No.12395524

>this triggers the amerishart

>> No.12395527
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>> No.12395540
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>> No.12395582

>Michelin Star Restaurant

>> No.12395583
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>> No.12395783
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>> No.12396027

Why do they blow up

>> No.12396063


>> No.12396079
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>> No.12396085

*likes tweet* :^)

>> No.12396090
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>> No.12396173
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>> No.12396216
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>> No.12396244

>His son left the business and became a faggot
what now?

>> No.12396301

hot oil in the glass

>> No.12396309
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>t. jealous hairlet

>> No.12396311

it's over for their bloodline. came to a screeching halt when his son turned gay and left the business. His son is now a hair stylist, which that in itself is pretty gay.

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>> No.12396380

I'm a local where they used to serve the eggs. I knew the guy and his son on a personal level because back then I used to go to the egg stand a lot.

>> No.12396385

Oh I thought it was some type of alcohol for some reason

>> No.12396416

>Corn Flakes
>not Cheerios
>or even better … regular, large-sized Shredded Wheat

>> No.12396518
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>needing that much force to cut your food
women are retarded

>> No.12396522

>im local
lmao ok

>> No.12396530
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>> No.12396536 [DELETED] 

>hands are black

>> No.12396551
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>> No.12396553 [DELETED] 

Seems good but it's unhygienic using black hands to cook food.

>> No.12396565
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>> No.12396576
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>> No.12396603

>and so i asked "bird what is your wisdom?"
>and the bird said "fuck the Zhao"
and so we went to war

>> No.12396618

I've been living here for over 10 years, faggot.

>> No.12396622

>i've been living in a place and know about people in a webm, trust me guys, no one is full of shit on the internet

>> No.12396651

>I think I know it all

>> No.12396656
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>> No.12396662
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>> No.12396967

Why are people so autistic about macarons?

>> No.12396970

And then she went puking behind the first bush she could find

>> No.12397127

not gooey, like at all. are you blind?

>> No.12397140

seething baldlet

>> No.12397143

cool story incel

>> No.12397161
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>> No.12397170

god that fucking filter is the worst part of that webm

>> No.12397174
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>> No.12397177

how do I get in without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12397181

He's jealous of long hair because he has no baldness?

>> No.12397183
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>> No.12397219
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>> No.12397252

no, he is jelly because he is bald. It just sounds stupid to say "hairlet", "baldlet" is much more expressive. Why are you pretending to be more retarded than you already are?

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>> No.12397278

I think you need to lurk more, buddy.

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>> No.12397297

Imagine his emotions that would feel crazy.

>> No.12397299

poor little dude :(

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Similar confusion

>> No.12397325

lmao what the fuck is that faggot wearing

>> No.12397344


>> No.12397347

summer is here already, FUCK!

>> No.12397359

Why are animals so retarded? Is pollution making them stupid?

>> No.12397365
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>> No.12397370
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The first two are not retarded, raccoons always wash their food, the dog is probably afraid of messing up whatever bullshit the humans came up with this time because he has been scolded before
The birds are massive retards in general tho

>> No.12397376
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>> No.12397392
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>> No.12397431

>white hands
>sudden niBBa at the end

>> No.12397443
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12397456

its almost like it didnt want to be eaten alive....

>> No.12397466

one's covered in cheese

>> No.12397472

imagine being so vain its takes you 10 fucking minuets to eat a piece of sushi.

>> No.12397531

I don't understand why someone would make a chicken pot pie without a full crust.

>> No.12397560

I reggret reading these.

>> No.12397635

i thought the filename was "horny crackers" for a second

>> No.12397856

bruh that's Al Roker, he's a national treasure.
Don't use such slurs when reffering to him.

>> No.12397873
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Some animals are more equal than others

>> No.12397878
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Beyond unwatchable, what the absolute fuck are you doing?

>> No.12397995

ahh, the LIRR

>> No.12398113

Get run over by a car.

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>> No.12398304
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>> No.12398318
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>> No.12398329

I don't think I've ever seen so little calories put on a plate of that size before. It would be like arranging a full english on a satellite dish.

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>> No.12398352

What happened to all the butter?

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>> No.12398378

u mad?

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>> No.12398557

That will be $45.99, please.

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>> No.12398660

Is that Claire's recipe?

>> No.12398691

I'm surprised it bit her though? I thought those things were poisonous?

>> No.12398709
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I don't know.

>> No.12398713

That looks pretty good. Shame about your inevitable breasts though

>> No.12398714

Jesus christ, Favreau

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I don't think she would eat a squid that's poisonous.
pic related is another squid bite btw.

>> No.12398723

That seems too easy to be true. I will try some day and post the messy failure

>> No.12398732

>not the ja/ck/ version
get out pleb

>> No.12398741

this is a weird 'go'za

>> No.12398823

what the fuck

>> No.12398891

that didnt rip her hair off

>> No.12399003

that's how you keep your immune system strong

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>> No.12399093

could we use a similar machine when circumcising toddlers?

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>> No.12399145

I can't believe he finally stopped making spaghetti

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>> No.12399609

How do I make my Scottish eggs yolk runny like that. mine always comes out overdone.

>> No.12399792

etc etc.
Just wanted to say thanks for posting some useful cooking webms. I saved quite a few and plan on trying them out soon.
I think I'll start with the beef and broccoli and move into the more esoteric recipes from there.

>> No.12399826

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl.

>> No.12399853

called naughty nat for a reason

>> No.12400137

it depends on the person but typically, yes, you should be honest about that
however it all depends on how you say it.
if my mom cooks something for 2 hours and it's not that good then I'm not going to tell her it's horrible with a shit eating grin on my face

>> No.12400145

you don't.
the egg fort of korea belongs to the queen, and only the queen.

>> No.12400195

>Hot oil fucking spraying all over your face and hands

>> No.12400210

I thought a shit eating grin was a slightly embarrassed smile. So I just looked it up and apparently it can mean either a smug smile or a sheepish one. What a stupid expression.

>> No.12400266

No problem. I don't make the content, I just save the videos from reddit and re-encode them to cut the filesize. I try to only save the ones that look good. My favorite that I've made is the Guinness stew.

>> No.12400314

but how do I marry her if I can't get in?

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>> No.12400469

No need to read the rest ofnthe thread. This is what I came for

>> No.12400758


I fucking hate this. Everytime.

>> No.12401051

>more sugar
>more butter
>more sugar
baking - what went so terribly wrong?

>> No.12401182

Special, I believe

>> No.12401198

what are you? A chicken!

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>> No.12401476


Dont they say something about the muscles being stressed makes the meat worse?

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>> No.12401998

Hello fellow 11PM anon. You're not alone in that feel.

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>> No.12402093

jesus fucking christ females are fucking stupid

>> No.12402110

Gross, this guy just reddit'd all over the place

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birbies are great

>> No.12402143

>tfw this guy will never let me sniff his feet

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>> No.12402794

Asians are not people.

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lol why would I do all that

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>> No.12404418

I prefer the one where she's at a bakery and Ahmed's at the back just staring

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If any of you have ever wanted to try these little things but can't find them anywhere you can think of near you, try a Kroger or food-specific grocery market. There's a Private Selection brand of 4 different flavors in one box that I've tried before. You can find these in the freezer section towards the end of the ice cream.

>> No.12404783

that's gay m8

>> No.12404987

the qt's creamy white ass or the macaroons?

>> No.12405251

I need a girlfriend, if I don't get one by the time I hit the 30s I'm going to kill myself.

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>> No.12405350

Who let the slavs have photoshop?

>> No.12405479

Are you confusing quiche for a fucking brick? That's perfectly acceptable.

>> No.12405600

Why do Jews always looks like their skin is just slightly the wrong size for them?

>> No.12405658

What did we miss?

>> No.12405665 [DELETED] 

Join our server to share cooking and ideas

>> No.12406073

Fag-cloths, are you blind?

>> No.12406083

>Pancake mix

>> No.12406147

It's just flour and leavening.

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>> No.12406497

>Hot oil
>In a wineglass

>> No.12406503

How do you drink your hot oil, out of a mug like a savage?

>> No.12406517

Your issue is only a problem when they're putting a hot glass in cold water upside down. You have it reversed. It's bad to put cold water in a wine glasses that was freshly washed in hot water.

>> No.12406531

>taps the knife like a retard

Why do "chefs" do this?

>> No.12406546

What's the egg fort? Someone post it, I wanna see if I've seen it before

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>> No.12406560

Before I answer, I don't consider myself a professional or even very exceptional chef by any means. I've developed a habit of tapping the knife because when you finely cut or dice things they tend to stick to the knife, and tapping it knocks the excess off of it. While I realize it doesn't work for everything, when you cut into small pieces often enough, it becomes habitual to do it after cutting anything and I'd imagine many chefs in the field have developed a similar habit.

>> No.12406566

Extending on this: I do it before cutting things too, to rid the knife of anything that I had previously chopped.

>> No.12406575

Never seen it. How do I get this for my FIFA 19 on Xbox?

>> No.12406579

I don't consider you a professional chef either, but I do consider you a complete and utter faggot.

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Kind of makes sense, but I still dont like it.

>> No.12406585

>eggsthetics in '18
I'm scared bros.

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>> No.12406638

>Kind of makes sense,
No it doesn't. I've spent literally thousands of hours chopping food. I've never once tapped my knife on the board like a tryhard retard attempting to look skilled.

>> No.12406676
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I mean I understand where he is coming from. Do I think its retarded? Absolutely. Do I want them to stop. Absolutely. But at least they gave me a reason I can understand.

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>> No.12406732

wow, that food looks like it tastes bland

>> No.12406733

You get so angry because you think it's about "looks" when in reality it's probably exactly how it was explained above. So what, you didn't form a habit doing it, others have. You only live once, don't exert your heart getting upset because some people bite their nails, some grind their teeth and some tap their knives.

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Cooklet here, what kind of pots/pans are those? I'm looking to buy a pot that I can use for one-pot dishes. Is this enameled cast iron or what?

>> No.12406739

>non-j*ck version

bless you sir

>> No.12406755
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Exactly. I still think its fucking stupid, but who really gives a shit in the end?

>> No.12406765

Yea, those look like enameled cast iron dutch ovens.

>> No.12406773

dutch ovens, get one or you're not a cook

>> No.12406784

Yeah, enameled cast iron. Look for Le Creuset and Staub for high end, or Lodge for affordable. I've been using a Lodge for years and it works fine. The higher end ones will have a thicker enamel (more chip resistant) and aren't made in China. The 7.5 quart Lodge I have was about $85, whereas a Le Creuset of equal size will run nearly $400. I'd go budget unless you've got a lot of disposable income. Also be careful with metal utensils regardless of brand, because you don't want to chip the enamel.

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>> No.12407099

Any brand recommendations for a eurofag? Buying Lodge would cost me more in shipping than the oven itself.

>> No.12407116

yes, but how did they get his body out of the stall?

>> No.12407183

What's up with her ultra sharp chin?

>> No.12407213
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>tryhard retard attempting to look skilled
Jesus, maybe it's just a tic, or it's confirming your proprioception about where the edge of the blade is and not some elaborate planned behaviour for the sake of an audience.

>> No.12407433

Gonna try this.

>> No.12407461

You first

>> No.12407481

I've made it twice. Even better with some chorizo in it.

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