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What do yogathots eat?

>inb4 they’re vegans

>> No.12385150
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What the fuck is yoga even supposed to *do* for you? It seems like a lot of stretching that doesn't give you a workout or burn fat or really do anything meaningful. Pic unrelated.

>> No.12385152

>>12385145
Sushi

>> No.12385157

>>12385150
Shows off the vegane. It's Indian so you know its only purpose is sex. That's why Tai Chi is better.

>> No.12385160

>>12385150
It is a more gentle way to work out a lot of muscles at one. It's main benefit is for physical therapy for people with certain injuries. It can also be good for maintaining a basic level of strength for people scared that lifting weight would make their muscles too prominent.

>> No.12385166

>>12385145
Dick and entitlement probably.

>> No.12385167

>>12385160
It’s also a great way to check out women if you’re a heterosexual m*le.

>> No.12385170

>>12385157
and now show off your vegina

>> No.12385182

>>12385145
i worked with a yoga girl, she was at least vegetarian if not full vegan

>> No.12385200

>>12385150
Core strength, flexibility and balance. Really good calisthenics workout for women. Not so much for men, but the balance and flexibility parts are still useful.

>> No.12385258

>>12385145
>they’re vegans
Yoga is meant for Vegetarians that consume milk, cheese etc.

Veganism is a modern abomination.

>> No.12385278

>>12385150
It balances your chi and aligns the spirit.

>> No.12385309

Most yogathots I know sweat a fuckton and that actually can give you a pretty good indication of their diet and hydration.

>> No.12386359

>>12385145
Living with two of them, the answer is not very much. I often eat more before noon then they eat all day, and I'm not very big.

>> No.12386389

NO ONE HERE HAD A REAL MEAN8NG FOR THE WORD YOGA.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS DEFECTIVE SOULS. IT MEANS UNION. BUT I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNIW WHY YOU DUMBFUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. LOOK UP CROWLEYS EIGHT LIMBS OF YOGA

>> No.12386411

>>12386389
Hi, /x/.

>> No.12386421

>>12386411
>knowing the origins of things is paranormal
Kys

>> No.12386449

>>12386389
seething stretch armstrong

>> No.12386470

>>12386421
>LOUDPOSTER
>sooper sekret origin of things
>bizarro occult sounding pseudo-religious shit
>condescending
>schizophrenic typos and syntax
>hostile when called out
>not /x/

>> No.12386480

Kale, edamame, whole grain bread, Persian cucumbers, sugar free mint gum, avacados, various nuts and green tea.

>> No.12386526

>>12386480
imagine what their poop must smell and taste like haha

>> No.12386532

>>12385145
Most of them follow a lacto vegetarian diet.

>> No.12387020

>>12386470
Stay stupid sheep

>> No.12387050

>>12385150
It's more meaningful than what most of those guys at weight machines are doing. Those guys tear their ligaments apart for cosmetic muscles but, when it comes to real world activities like hauling furniture and pushing barrows, can lift little more than I can and I never work out. Yoga delivers strength to your core and improves your flexibility. It prevents injury rather than causes it.

But most men just want to look pretty, so weight machines it is.

>> No.12387055

>>12386526
I hate zoomer bitch posts like this.
Fuck just say you want to go tongue deep in her ass and taste Tuesdays lunch.

>> No.12387080

>>12387050
Ask me how I know you are fucking delusional dyel. Anyone doing compounds will lift significantly more than you and it doesn't matter if it is barbell or fridge. You pretentious faggot.

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>>12385145
is this where the penis goes?

>> No.12387463

>>12387050
uh oh 4chan neets and incels are about to get triggered at the truth

>> No.12387554

>>12387050
/fit/ on suicide watch

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>>12385145
Beans

>> No.12387571 [DELETED] 

>>12387463
Uh I'm a neet and I do yoga 4-5 times a week.

I'm way more flexible than I was starting out and getting better every day. Been doing it for about 6 months now. I also bicycle and swim.

>> No.12387622

>>12385145
Picture the scent

>> No.12387630
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>>12387566

>> No.12387649

Lots of vegetables and fruits, probably 1 serving of lean meat for lunch or dinner, and yogurt, oats, fruits mix in the morning if not just a shake.

>>12387571
Can you suck your dick now? Just asking to see how much time I'll be investing if I go that route.

>> No.12387654 [DELETED] 

>>12387649
No, too fat for that. Men are never going to be as flexible as women and it depends so much on weight and age as well. I can get much closer to my feet though in a seated forward fold.

>> No.12387866

How do yogathots feel about guys who do yoga?

>> No.12387903

>>12387866
They don't care about anything except their own sense of self satisfaction they get from doing yoga, if you're still concerned about what women think about anything we need to have a serious talk brother

>> No.12387920 [DELETED] 

thirty pounds of beef brisket daily

>> No.12387997

>>12387903
Okay, let’s have a serious talk, then, mane. I broke up with my ex gf, whom I met at a boxing gym, a few months ago and decided to quit boxing and take up yoga to get my mind off her, for a change of scenery. Incidentally, I enjoy yoga. It’s great for stretching and dealing with stress. I even feel less injury prone when I play soccer now. But when all is said and done, I cannot overcome this lust that torments me so. I figured yoga would be a good way to meet women, which has sort of been the case, but the women are just different. A lot of them are spacey, have tattoos, and seem more sexually liberal. And yet I find yoga studios aren’t conducive to the dating culture. Months without sex has made me anxious, and I’m even growing desperate. But this situation I find myself in is paradoxical, as I know dating women sucks, but I don’t want to keep sleeping around. My body count is at 16, and I know that one nights stands aren’t fulfilling in any way. Seemingly, I don’t even know what I want. Perhaps celibacy is the way...

>> No.12388032

>>12387997
>yoga studios aren’t conducive to the dating culture
Exactly, if you're going there to pick up broads you're doing it wrong. Most of the women that go there are fooling themselves into thinking they're getting some kind of Instagramable spirituality bullshit experience when it's usually just thinly veiled light cardio and an excuse to buy expensive Lululemon clothing. And the ones that do take it seriously (or maybe if you're going to a "serious" yoga studio) aren't interested in getting hit on. Even the ugliest Shrek-looking ass bitch gets hit on all day, every day, they aren't going to be open to it at a yoga class unless you're some kind of Mega-Chad. It is good exercise and it will really help you with your flexibility and recovery but it's not Ladies Night at a college bar. Celibacy isn't a solution for anything so don't go down that road, that's ridiculous. It's good you recognize the vapidness of one night stands, and futbol is the best sport so you probably are a relatively based dude in real life so I hope shit turns around for you soon. Good luck man

>> No.12388043

>>12385150
Core strength, flexibility, muscular endurance. Yoga is hard as fuck but you feel incredible after. The stretching parts of it are just warm ups or cool downs. Theres a shit load of isolation poses that break most people

>> No.12388234

>>12387566
lol

>> No.12388250

>>12385150
Better stress relief than shitposting on the internet

>> No.12388267

Girlfriend is a yoga instructor, and she eats an unbelievable amount of almonds, avocados, carrots, hummus, spinach, and mandarin oranges. She has basically been on a raw-food diet for the last ten years, but it's partially because she grew up rich and never learned to cook, and is generally disinterested in food. The only time she wants any of my food is when I cook fish or shellfish, so I've started doing seafish more often because I love how enthusiastic she is about my low-tier cooking "skill"

>> No.12388276

>>12387997
>desperately hovering around yoga sluts
>despite not getting so much as a look in your direction
pathetic

>> No.12388297

>>12388276
I’ve onities one of my yoga instructors. Wat do?

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Soy, edamame, unrinsed beans of all kinds...

>> No.12388308 [DELETED] 

>>12388276
I'm gay (and male) and I do yoga.

Straight men are thankfully rare in yoga. My studio has only 1 straight male instructor, and zero straight white men as teachers.

>> No.12388393

>>12388297
uh what the fuck is onities

>> No.12388465

>>12388393
>oneitis

Sorry for the typo. I’m phoneposting

>> No.12388469

>>12388308
>Straight men are thankfully rare in yoga


What is wrong with straight men doing yoga?

>> No.12388474

>>12388250
No it's not don't be silly, silly anon

>> No.12388476

>>12385167
Imagine being this desperate

>> No.12388526

>>12388476
Imagine going home to a gf who loves you haha

>> No.12388554

>>12385160
Lifting weights in it self doesn't make you look muscly. You need to eat enough to grow muscle and lift hard enough to encourage growth. No one is going to get huge lifting 10 or 20 pound dumbbells

>> No.12388756

>>12388469
I come to yoga to be away from them as a gay man and I'm sure most of the women (most classes are 80-100% women) do as well.

I also find fem gay yoga instructors soooo soothing.

You just don't notice it because you are straight. If most people around you were fem and gay you would fucking notice.

>> No.12388764

>>12388756
Are you the DCpedo with whom I was talking to the other day in that ebin chick fil a thread?

>> No.12388780

>>12385145
Whole grains, lots of steamed/roasted/grilled vegetables, fish, soups, stews, black coffee, unsweetened tea, skim milk if any at all, nuts, mushrooms, salads with food value.

But it's as much about what they don't eat as what they do. They have good discipline.

>> No.12388782

>>12388780
>They have good discipline.

How so?

>> No.12388844

>>12388764
DCpedo? I beg your pardon.

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>>12387050
>weight (((machines)))
Confirmed for never-lifted obese soon-to-be stroke victim.

>> No.12389137

>>12387622
salty milk and coins

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>>12387554
lol no

>> No.12389205

>>12389025
>t. seething gymcel

>> No.12389216

>>12385145
Lines of meth. Not even joking.

>> No.12389575

>>12388844
All fags are pedophiles, anon.

>> No.12389596

>>12389575
How? Fags like men, and boys look like girls.