/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12378827]

A bucket of doughnuts, jam, and pudding as a snack. Do Amerilards really or is the international food section inauthentic?

[Anonymous No.12378830]

>>12378827
Never seen that shit in my life. Also...

[Anonymous No.12378833]

>>12378827
>Tesco
>Amerilards
this is very weak bait, you should be ashamed

[Anonymous No.12378838]

>>12378827
That looks putrid but I'm from California and don't really match the target demographic for such a product. The optimist in me wants to say it's bullshit cuz I've never seen something that foul but I've never been grocery shopping in a Walmart

[Anonymous No.12378966]

>>12378827
That's not American. Stick to complaining about your country's own shit foods; you certainly have many to choose from.

[Anonymous No.12378974]

>>12378966
Eff off, patty.

[Anonymous No.12378981]

>>12378833
He's very obviously pointing out that it's the "International" section at Tesco and asking if that thing really exists here, and to my knowledge it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.12379198]

>>12378974

[Anonymous No.12379659]

>>12378833
Are amerilards really this illiterate?

[Anonymous No.12379906]

>>12378838
I have. Not even Walmarts in the most inbred areas of the South have anything like that.

[Anonymous No.12379914]

Now that I watch what I eat, something like that no longer appeals to me. OP pic is not something I have ever seen in the US, but it is something that people here would eat if it was here.

[Anonymous No.12379916]

I'm from Carolina, and this is not something that would ever end up on a shelf, even in the smallest, ghetto convenience store.

[Anonymous No.12379935]

>>12378827
Nobody mixes or has ever mixed any of these ingredients in any dish I have ever seen in my entire life
Tesco must know you faggots eat that shit but are so embarrassed by it that they have to call it 'American style' to hide the fact that it's a British staple

[Anonymous No.12379946]

>>12378830
>eating a box full of carbs and grease and thinking it was a good deal

[Anonymous No.12379975]

>>12378827
Maybe not together like that, but Americans sure do eat that garbage all day every day

[Anonymous No.12380005]

>>12378827
I've seen stuff like powdered doughnuts in little to-go plastic cups but mixing it with pudding and jam is really strange. Doughnuts only have jam or pudding if they're stuffed with it.

[Anonymous No.12380008]

>>12378833

Yankee IQ

[Anonymous No.12380015]

>>12378827
As an American this triggers me. I want to open an American style diner in the UK just to teach you limey bastards about our cuisine.

[Anonymous No.12380024]

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.12380025]

>>12380015
We already have them, and they're overwhelmingly garbage and overpriced.

[Anonymous No.12381235]

>>12378827
Americans make me sick!

[Anonymous No.12381265]

>>12380025
They’re supposed to be garbage and dirt cheap damnit!

[Anonymous No.12381269]

>gooey nutty brownie

sums up the UK desu

[Anonymous No.12381346]

>>12378830
>this is what people in the UK look like now

[Anonymous No.12381460]

>>12378833
you're making us look bad. Please leave the internet.

[Anonymous No.12381469]

>>12378827
No but apparently you bongs do

[Anonymous No.12381501]

>>12381469
WTF does the Cookie Monster have to do with knives?

[Anonymous No.12381506]

>>12378827
Is this UK police?

[Anonymous No.12381511]

>>12381346
You’re both mutts
t. 95% huwhite country

[Anonymous No.12381525]

>>12381346
London, manchester and some others are a fucking shitshow.

[Anonymous No.12381617]

>>12378827
no usually we put our pudding and jam ~inside~ the donuts.

[Anonymous No.12381757]

>>12381617
I put my jam inside your mum's donut last night if you get my drift.

[Anonymous No.12381792]

>>12381469
>Britbongs can’t even have screwdrivers

[Anonymous No.12382757]

A french fry sandwich as a snack?
The british really aren't like this right?

[Anonymous No.12382778]

>>12382757
Jesus Christ this is the most pathetic excuse for food I’ve ever seen. Look how happy they are to have made carbs inside of more carbs. It’s like a retard smearing shit on a wall and being proud of his “art”. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.12382780]

>>12381792
I have a bunch of these. Various dangerous weapons found, or outright confiscated during house searches, include: pliers, files, bicycle pumps, screwdrivers, an actual fucking wheel, spackling knife, vicegrips, safety scissors, an empty caulking gun.

They're outright retarded and the police need to grab a bunch of random shit to justify their sweep or raid would be my guess.

[Anonymous No.12382821]

>>12378827
>gooey nut brownie
sounds 86% gay

[Anonymous No.12382852]

>>12382780
na the cops aren't stupid. Why would they broadcast something like that?

[Anonymous No.12382853]

>>12382780
>outside fixing your porch
>step in for a short piss
>police sweep by and nick your ̶t̶o̶o̶l̶s̶ weapons

[Nick Land No.12382858]

>>12378827
Do americans really do this

[Anonymous No.12382896]

>>12378827
And it doesn't require refrigeration.

[Anonymous No.12382943]

>The UK

[Anonymous No.12382962]

>>12378827
I've never seen that and I've lived my whole life in the US.

[Anonymous No.12382972]

>>12378827
have britcucks never heard of a parfait?

[Anonymous No.12383000]

Mom always made doughnut pudding buckets for us to eat after easter dinner. Yummy!

She would top ours with chocolate chips too!

[Anonymous No.12383043]

This is a British chef. Say something nice about her.

[Anonymous No.12383049]

>>12383043
I would marry her in a heartbeat. What's your problem? This isn't even relevant to the thread.

[Anonymous No.12383051]

>>12383043
Yeah I see the appeal hehe. Wonder what she'd look like naked... Strapped down in my bed... hehe... Drizzled full of my chef's special syrup sauce... hehehe...

[Anonymous No.12383054]

>>12383049
The thread is about British food. She is British, and makes food.

[Anonymous No.12383067]

>>12383054
Maybe she could help me out... I'm trying to make a chocolate cake with white frosting... She could apply the frosting... With her mouth... hehe... Creamfilled center...

[Anonymous No.12383568]

>>12378830
propa' lush.

[Anonymous No.12383577]

>>12382757
'Nout wrong with a gay couple. I might not like 'em but what they do is up to them.

[Anonymous No.12383581]

>>12378827
Why would American food be in the international section? American is default, everyone else is international.

[Anonymous No.12383585]

>>12383581
haha, I get it. It's because Americans are parochial and ignorant of the rest of the world. Very funny, anon.

[Anonymous No.12383586]

>>12378827
Maybe southerners but I have never seen that shit where I live

[Anonymous No.12383647]

>>12383043
She has very nice teeth and a great smile.

[Anonymous No.12383652]

>>12382943
>politicians and celebs banging dying kids for decades
i sleep

[Anonymous No.12383671]

>>12382780
How in the motherfuck do you hurt someone with a bicycle pump? Fucking Lysol is more dangerous.

[Anonymous No.12383679]

is that one of them nascar starter packs

[Anonymous No.12383736]

>>12383043
I would like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.12383752]

Are the immigrants allowed to have screwdrivers and bicycle pumps?

[Anonymous No.12383777]

>>12380025
>a proper greasy spoon with good but bad for you food on the cheap can't operate in the UK
Fuckin' Christ, it must be hell to live in Bongistan.

[Anonymous No.12383789]

>>12382757
>all that effort wasted on a chip butty
I love your lingo, lads, but you're all sixes and sevens.

[Anonymous No.12383805]

Hhey amerisharts try pouring creme anglaise over donuts, croissants, brioche or bread and baking it. you just made bread and butter pudding congratulations american pigdog

[Anonymous No.12383828]

>>12383805
>pigdog
The filthy Anglo schweinhund can't even make his own insults.

[Anonymous No.12383859]

>>12383828
>t. upset amerilard

[Anonymous No.12383894]

>>12383736
I think I do. It's a euphemism for sitting down with her at a cafe and having a long discussion about philosophy and global politics, right?

[Anonymous No.12383895]

>>12383859
Sure, but was I wrong?

[Anonymous No.12383975]

>>12383895
hitler was right

[Anonymous No.12383989]

>>12378827
this is a pretty close to what What we eat as snacks. Is there a problem?

[Anonymous No.12384088]

>>12383805
>creme anglaise
What is that?

[Anonymous No.12384092]

>>12384088
Custard for pretentious people.

[Anonymous No.12384620]

>>12384092
sneed

[Anonymous No.12384687]

>>12378827
The food item combination isn't so much American as the bucket portion size

[Anonymous No.12384706]

>>12382858
We don’t

[Anonymous No.12384814]

>>12378827
Yes, we do. And it's colloquially referred to as a 'Hot Carl'.

[Anonymous No.12384843]

>>12381469
Lmao. the absolute fucking state of bong land. fuck, I've never felt prouder being American
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DBw46lgdeMM

[Anonymous No.12384845]

>>12378830
I like how americans doesn't know what country they are supposed to aim when people are laughing them. and end up insulting some random innocent country

[Anonymous No.12384849]

>>12383043
Hnnnnnnng!

[Anonymous No.12385109]

>/pol/ thread

[Anonymous No.12385127]

>>12378827
nice try, dipshit. its cute that your country celebrates the 4th of July though.

[Anonymous No.12385136]

>>12378827
>American food
>International
I don't get it. Isn't international food all the asian and other foreign shit?

[Anonymous No.12385347]

>>12378827
Why are the British so fucking mentally ill? You faggots colonized half the third world, you could use your culinary knowledge adapt their cuisine into something fucking god tier, but no you have to gorge on your fucking muffins, potatoes and brown gravy. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.12385396]

Why is the anglosphere so far in general?

[Anonymous No.12385482]

>>12383577
who cares faggot. burn the gays

[Anonymous No.12385541]

>>12383054
>She is British
Oh really? Is she of the Celtic tribes? Perhaps one of the Pictish tribes were her ancestors?

[Anonymous No.12385627]

We refer to them as freedom buckets thank you very much

[Anonymous No.12385770]

>>12385347
>You suck!
>You suck, too!
Ok.

[Anonymous No.12386144]

>>12378827
What in the absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.12386165]

>>12378827
lol, nah fake as hell. I've noticed "American diner" style restaurants in the UK do this kind of thing a lot. Their menus will have burgers and shakes, but then also pizza, and tex-mex food. It's just a simulacrum of American food, not something that exists in America.

[Anonymous No.12386169]

>>12378827
What the fuck is a Tesco?

[Anonymous No.12386367]

It just looks like an especially shitty trifle, which the English invented.

[Anonymous No.12387942]

>>12384845
Ripping on you for letting Muslims assfuck you is pretty safe because unless you’re polish it’s literally all of you cuckolds

[Anonymous No.12389338]

>>12382852
The non meme answer to that question is that they have to justify their activities. If they go busting down doors they need to be able to say "mission accomplished" so they post about nabbing butter knives

[Anonymous No.12389554]

>>12378827
I've literally never seen anything like this in my life in America.
Its probably European.

[Anonymous No.12389559]

>>12385109
This is obviously a british cuisine thread.

[Anonymous No.12389706]

>>12381469
Don't seem a bottle could fit the slot, tho.

[Anonymous No.12389743]

>>12378827
Tesco is an english brand