/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12376272]

Chocolate cake, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.12376280]

>>12376272
Overall the Game Boy makes the most sense to take
Chocolate cake will be gone when you eat it
The lady will be gone after you fuck her
But the Game Boy will be by your side forever

[Anonymous No.12376283]

>>12376280
She’ll stay if you impregnate her with your seed.

[Anonymous No.12376289]

>>12376272
No. Not only is chocolate usually harvested with slave labor, I know 100% that your cake isn't vegan. Unless you're environmentally and socially conscious, stay out of my room. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.12376290]

>>12376283
No she'll just get the court to extract child support payments from you until the kid turns 18.

[Anonymous No.12376294]

>>12376289

[Anonymous No.12376299]

>>12376283
>2019
>having kids

She’ll intentionally wait until the third trimester just to have an abortion.

[Anonymous No.12376308]

>>12376272
no thanks, I'd much rather have a butter chicken pizza

[Anonymous No.12376320]

>>12376272
What a life

[Anonymous No.12376324]

>>12376280
Found the incel

[Anonymous No.12376326]

I would like to fuck her if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.12376330]

>>12376272
>tfw no mommy gf

[Anonymous No.12376332]

>>12376283
what if i impregnate her with my sneed

[Anonymous No.12376334]

>>12376330
Just keep posting anime it'll work out eventually.

[Anonymous No.12376340]

>>12376326
I do not. What do you mean exactly?

[Anonymous No.12376341]

>>12376334
That's the plan

[Anonymous No.12376349]

>>12376299
>2019

This is 1995 though.

[Anonymous No.12376362]

>>12376280
But it's not a choice Anon. You get all three.