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12375069 No.12375069 [Reply] [Original]

Why did they discontinue it?
Is it possible to reverse engineer the ingredients to make our own?

>> No.12375071

>>12375069
Fuck off, soy boy.

>> No.12375072 [DELETED] 
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12375072

>>12375069
LE EBIN REDDIT SAUCE LMAO I LOVE MAYMAYS

>> No.12375077

Why can't we discuss Secret Aardvark hot sauces without the mods deleting the threads for no good reason?
>>12375071
>>12375072
Why can't we discuss Secret Aardvark without you getting angry and shitposting?

>> No.12375080

>>12375077
because you are a tranny

>> No.12375082

>spicy mayo
Why do they try to ruin white food?

>> No.12375084
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12375084

>>12375069
Mods should just instate an authoritarian regime of censoring on this board. There's no saving it now, might as well start banning and blocking spam. Look at this threads mods, and take mercy on us all

>> No.12375088
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12375088

>>12375080
I'm not transgendered. (Pic related)
>>12375082
What do you mean?

>> No.12375091

>>12375084
If you don't like hot sauce threads then don't shitpost in them, just hide them and move on. 'Nuff said.

>> No.12375092

>>12375088
Uh........uh.....I'd like uh....1 piece Chickenjoy with Jolly Spaghetti please.

>> No.12375094

>>12375077
Based redditer le ebin Reddit sauce is based

>> No.12375095

Is it so hard to talk about hot sauce?
>>12375092
You're posting in the wrong thread.

>> No.12375096

>>12375091
Every thread gets spammed with the same shit. Tell me to just hide the whole board then, along with the 20+ other boards you moron

>> No.12375098

>>12375088
Mayo does not need spicying, it's perfect the way it is

>> No.12375101

>>12375096
If that's true then why are you even here at all? Go back to >>>/r/eddit if you hate 4channel so much.

>> No.12375102

>>12375098
It’s called barq’s But it looks like bang’s LMFAO

>> No.12375105

>>12375101
>

>> No.12375106

>>12375098
You've obviously never tasted Secret Aardvark Spicy Mayo before. It's not just a regular spicy mayonnaise like Kraft or Crucials, it really has a kick.

>> No.12375108

>>12375106
LMAO VARK SAUCE LMAO I WONDER IF OUR GIRL CLAIR USES IT AT JOLLIBEES WHILE DRINKING BANGS LMFAO

>> No.12375121

>>12375108
Why does spicy mayo make you so angry?

>> No.12375124

How much is the pay for aardvark posters? Asking for an unemployed friend.

>> No.12375125

>>12375121
Haha spamming the same thing all day every day makes him angry. He’s not a based redditer who appreciates that amazing content like us lmao

>> No.12375129

>>12375125
>spamming the same thing all day every day
Oh, you mean like you're doing right now?

>> No.12375132

>>12375125
Don't white knight for him. He's not going to kiss you just because you defended him on the internet.

>> No.12375134

>>12375125
You spammed the last thread with shitposts too though.

>> No.12375138

>>12375129
Haha jollibees haha vark sauce lmao bon apetit Lmfao cast iron sucks LMFAO this is what ten cents gets you in this shithole ROFLMFAO bang’s ROFLMMFAOOOO

>> No.12375144

>>12375134
>>12375129
>shitting up forced meme threads is the same thing as spamming no effort forced meme threads all day every day
The absolute state of your brains

>> No.12375145

>>12375138
What do you hope to gain from spamming this?

>> No.12375147

>>12375145
I hope to gain some epic VARK SAUCE and some BANGS LMAO

>> No.12375148

>>12375144
It's one thread though, as opposed to the numerous shitposts you've made in this thread, the last and countless other threads. Hot sauce isn't the problem, you are.

>> No.12375149

>>12375147
So nothing, you're just venting your repressed anger. Gotcha.

>> No.12375150

>>12375148
I use vark sauce at jollibees lmfao

>> No.12375153

>>12375149
unironically go back to >>>/reddit/

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12375161

>>12375153
>no u

>> No.12375163

>>12375150
If you use 'vark sauce then why do you hate it so much? Why does it make you so angry?

>> No.12375180

The janitors and moderators of /ck/ do a horrendously poor job. No wonder they don't pay you.

>> No.12375192

>>12375180
What are you talking about? They get payed in Aardvark sauce, Jollibee coupons, and Bangs

>> No.12375200

>>12375163
God you’re a brainlet

>> No.12375213

>>12375200
The real brainlet is the guy who buys 'vark sauce to put on Jolibees even though he dislikes it, aka (You).

>> No.12375217

>>12375088
Are you Asian or Hispanic?
Asking for a friend ;)

>> No.12375230

>>12375106
Mayo does not need niggerfying, this is a jewish approach

>> No.12375232

>>12375217
Does it matter? I'm just here to talk about the spicy mayo that is discontinued.

>> No.12375235

>>12375230
>niggerfying
What does this even mean and what do Jews have to do with Secret Aardvark Spicy Mayo? It's good stuff, you just use it in place of regular mayonnaise for an extra kick.

>> No.12375240

>>12375235
It's a symbolic browning of America

>> No.12375243

>>12375240
How does spicy mayonnaise contribute to the decline of the white race in America?

>> No.12375247

>>12375243
>spicy
>spic

>> No.12375249
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12375249

OMG REDDIT SAUCE

>> No.12375253

>>12375247
Spic is short for hispanic. Spicy denotes that a food is flavored with spice, in this case habanero peppers.

>> No.12375254

>>12375235
>Scott Moritz (born Moshe Rabinowitz) founded Secret Aardvark

This is shocking

>> No.12375261

>>12375254
Scott died a decade ago, dude. Secret Aardvark Trading Company has been ran entirely by gentiles since his untimely demise from pancreatic cancer.

>> No.12375266

>>12375261
Omg thanks for telling me fellow redditer

>> No.12375268

>>12375261
Their minds are poisoned, this was Moshe's endgame, the browning of mayonnaise

>> No.12375275

>>12375268
Scott loved the people who helped him found Secret Aardvark Trading Company like his own family.
If anything one of them poisoned Scott's vark stash to give him pancreatic cancer.
Scott gained nothing from mistreating his employees. They gained everything, including the recipe.

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12375282

>>12375275

>> No.12375293

>>12375282
Stop avatarfagging.

>> No.12375301

>>12375275
Why do you hate America?

>> No.12375303

>>12375301
Why do you hate American companies and products?

>> No.12375305
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12375305

>>12375088
>posting himself openly on 4chan outside /soc/

What possessed you to do this?

>> No.12375315

>>12375303
I LOVE American companies and products but this is just a propaganda tool.
Spicy mayo tells you it's nit ok to be white, you need be spiced up.
Next thing you know you are racemixing and voting Democrat.

>> No.12375320

>>12375305
To prove that I'm not transgendered to nip that shitposting in the bud. What possessed you to click on this thread to not talk about spicy mayo?

>> No.12375329

>>12375315
White people didn't even invent mayonnaise though.

>> No.12375339

>>12375320
When the 'he' used to be a 'she'

>> No.12375346

>>12375329
It's our white european heritage

>> No.12375347

>>12375339
So what you're saying is that you're transgender and that's why you replied.

>> No.12375348

JANNIES PLZ

>> No.12375350

>>12375346
Mayonnaise is from Asia/ the Middle East though.

>> No.12375351

>>12375350
France, actually

>> No.12375354

>>12375351
France may seem like it now, but it's not in the Middle East.

>> No.12375355

>>12375354
I really did not want to say that, I am kren on not shitposting

>> No.12375358

>>12375347
Fraid not :^) I'd be hung instead if I were
Pic unrelated

>> No.12375359

>>12375355
see
>>12375129

>> No.12375395

>>12375358
>Pic unrelated
Huh?

>> No.12375631

>>12375088
Dios mio

>> No.12375676

>>12375631
Chinga tu puta madre, maricon. Comer mierda.

>> No.12375686 [DELETED] 

>>12375676
Wetbacks everywhere

>> No.12376474

>>12375071
>>12375072
>d-do I fit in yet?!

>> No.12376516

>>12375108
>>12375125
I'M FRUSTRATED

I JUST WANT TO HAVE A HOMEMADE HOTSAUCE THREAD WHERE I POST MY MANGO CHERRY CAROLINA REAPER FERMENTED HOT SAUCES AND HAVE A /soc/ COOKALONG THREAD WHERE I SHOW OFF MY POTS AND PANS LIKE IT'S FUCKING INSTAGRAM IN HERE WHY WON'T YOU LET ME? WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME WITH MEMES? I'VE BEEN A STAPLE OF THIS COMMUNITY FOR 4 YEARS NOW AND I HAVE MANY (YOU)S AND I DON'T DESERVE THIS TREATMENT.

>> No.12376520

>>12375088
You look blasian

>> No.12376521

>>12376516
screencapped. Pretty much captures why this board is so fucking embarrassing half the time.

>> No.12376522

>>12376516
>reddit spacing

>> No.12376525

>>12376520
thank you

>> No.12376621

>>12375088
You look like an aardvark

>> No.12376624

>>12376621
I always wanted to fuck Arthur...

>> No.12376687

>>12376621
>>12376624
thank you for your kind words

>> No.12376926

Only a jackass can't make their own sauces. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. It's probably why this meme company decided to sell it to you incompetent slobs usinga mascot that you can relate to (a fat, disgusting animal with its filthy nose in a sauce bottle).

>> No.12376954

>>12375088
La creatura...

>> No.12377349

>>12376926
>why don't you just make your own?
This is one of the most common criticisms of 'vark sauce and quite frankly it's patently unfounded.

Why don't I just make my own?
Because Secret Aardvark Trading Company only use locally sourced ingredients, and to be entirely honest that's the way Scott would have wanted it to be.

The crux of this issue is that the water in Portland has a very, very unique chemical composition. This is largely due to the abnormally high amounts of estrogen added to their water treatment systems, both purposefully added by the city and inadvertently added through the waste water treatment systems' lack of complete distillation and filtration. To put this into perspective Progesterone and other antiandrogen pharmaceuticals are the best selling drugs on the market in Portland. Over 70% of Portland's population, both male, female and other, ingest and secrete these chemicals into the water supply leading to the iconic flavor profile of all Secret Aardvark Trading Company's hot sauces.

This effects the taste of all food in Portland, and that's a good thing, but it also makes Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce virtually impossible to replicate outside of Portland. In fact, one could never "just make their own".

>> No.12377990

>>12376954
What's that mean?

>> No.12378337

>>12375069
What if you just mix mayonnaise with the regular Aardvark habanero sauce?

>>12377349
>Over 70% of Portland's population, both male, female and other, ingest and secrete these chemicals into the water supply leading to the iconic flavor profile of all Secret Aardvark Trading Company's hot sauces.
I wish the problem was this simple, but Portland doesn't rely on well water.