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Did I click the wrong board
>>12365923gang hand signs are still the dumbest looking thing I've ever seen.
>>12365784Fucking gay
>>12365959What is she saying?
>>12365879
I'm kinda confused as the last time I visited this board there was plenty of talk about cooking, what exactly happened and why?
>>12365997she said your mom is a cunt
>>12366005Every board has it's spammers spamming porn to get bannedProbably got banned from /pol/ /r9k/ /b/ and /tv/ already for racebaiting
good thread
>>12366017Like a "please ban me so I can leave" thing, or some kind of anti productivity protest?
>>12366039The latter, the kind that spam fuck jannies posts just to be a troll about it
>>12365784>that undercooked chickenI know there's supposedly 'sushi-grade' raw chicken somewhere in the world but even so I just wouldn't chance it.
>>12366095now thats some solid bait anon, made me smile
>>12367068>close up shot of the bone sliding outOh baby.
>>12367280
>>12367314>>12367314damn thats some explosive leg strength
>>12367314>>12367328The coconut lord
>>12367314>>12367328Man, I'd never want to get in a fight with a jacked pacific islander. The legit tough guys of the world.
>>12367314How does he get down from the tree without breaking all the coconuts?
>>12367328impressive strengthi bet his grip is better than all of the masturbators on /fit/
>>12367123Looks really good, and $120 would be a pretty reasonable price considering that it's a sampler with enough food for like 6-8 people.
>>12365784I sure do love slimey protein that is why I definitely do not suck dicks
>>12367314>why are Samoans overrepresented in the NFLhere you go niggas
>>12367380coconuts are hard to break. around 150 people die every year by being hit by a coconut on the head.
HOW?!
>>12366510The quality of this webm is so shit I thought he was cooking ground beef patties to go with his fries on the first watch.
>>12367060what the fuck is the point of the panko mix??????
>>12367314>>12367328>mormon propaganda
>>12367087You should see my bone sliding out of you ;) oh baby
>>12367328Just out of curiosity I want to see this dude eat a woman out
That's all I've got.
>>12368227People put breadcrumbs on their macaroni all the time, you silly person.
>>12368644that shit would be better on fucking white rice. macaronifags are the worst
>>12365833Oh fuck yeah, bud. Simple pleasures, man
>>12365784oh get the fuck outta here, you can't eat chicken raw
>>12366017>getting banned from /pol/ /r9k/ /b/ for racebaiting thats on the list of things that never happened
>>12368227gives it some crunch, i don't care for bread crumbs on mac but its very common
>>12367068>bone sliding out anon thhis is suppose to be a work safe board!
>>12365709>>12365784>raw egg, raw chicken>salmonella, delicious
>>12368791For a second I thought that was one of those Japanese execution rooms and was happy so many people in /ck/ would get to experience it.
>>12365709This tiny knife shit is giving my ocd aids
>>12367060>mozzarellaenjoy the impenetrable wall of rubber you your coated your casserole with retardwho am I fucking kidding no one actually eats this shit they just make some regular home cooking bullshit and put infinity cheese in it so they get le epic gooey string shot xDfuck tasty and fuck faceberg normalfags for enabling it.
>>12367123>the knife tapevery time, without fail this manages to anger me
>>12368815I get a boner when people get angry, is this natural?
>>12368822maybe i dunno
>>12368813And the secret ingredient>fire
>>12368803I WANNA SEE IT
>>12368763I get rule 3 banned for the most retarded fucking reasons. in a thread full of "nigger jew kike coon goldberg" I get banned for calling a chink a soulless slope that needs to get eaten by an escalatorthe moderation here is more bizarre than its ever been
>>12365934stay with us, friend
birbs
>>12368021Damn that's jewish
>>12365784That will be $200
>>12367060this has to be one of the gayest things ive seen on this board, and people have spammed literal gay porn>>12368809this
>>12368934>filename of the webmhe sure got you with his b8 m8.
>JOEY HYPE!!!...
>>12368368Sickening.
>>12368876i think was in that tread and it was worthy of a kek, just goes to show you who the real jews are
>>12368384that is so bad it offensive, slow cooker fags need to die, just make a roux lazy fuck add real milk and use cheddar
I can't see the webms because im on mobile, can you guys describe them to me?
>>12371274you again iphag
>>12365784Somebody please tell me that's a big ass scallop and not chicken
>>12368385>out of curiosityc*ckold spotted
>>12371274Press and hold down on the pic. Select "open in new tab." You can view the webm. Wala!
>>12367328>Uses teeth to husk the coconut>Pulls out knife seconds later only to crack it openBased
>>12367314>>12367328This guy fucks
>>12372886I wish he would fuck me.
>>12367209>>12367265/ck/ is a worksafe board, you can't just post this lewd smut and expect to get away with it.
>>12368830Imagine the smell.
>>12367361Seriously. I heard some jokes about them being one of god's prototypes and you gotta wonder sometimes.
>>12367113FYI: here in italy you will never find such abomination. Must be some burger degenerate trying to give his own sick spin recipe, raping some italian ingredients. What a waste of porchetta
>>12373395
>>12373792Your loss. I can't imagine being proud of parochialism. It's like an illiterate boasting that he doesn't get distracted by the sight of words.
>>12367113no wonder Italians are fat, jeezus fucking cryst.
>>12368417finally some NEW WEBMS. thank you anon.
>>12371665it is
>>12367077>overmixing the living fuck out of the cookie dough like thatHave fun with your rock sandwich with shitty icing.
>>12367089>those very clearly dulled ends of the nailsThat knife isn't really that sharp, and any chef with a slight amount of experience or training should be able to make cuts without looking.
>>12368080The world may never know......
>>12375917Oreos are not soft cookies.
>>12375935but... how do the eggs get out without being broken??
>>12368347That shit literally makes me want to throw up every time I see it.I get sick to my fucking stomach every time I see nigger hands preparing food. Disgusting.But I bet that soup tastes pretty good
>>12365895But how did he get in?
>>12375936If you recreate the way they're mixing the dough in that video, you won't get a nice, crisp, oreo-like cookie, you'll get a brittle brick-cookie. lrn2bake
>>12367314>>12367328Imagine him fucking your wife haha
>>12375935I get these references
>>12377382>The Virigin Nibble versus The Chad FeastThat is the moszt accurate filename i ever read on 4chan
>>12377456Nice, epic, I LIKE IT.
>>12377485no.
>>12377504
>>12367068You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
>>12377504What comes next.
Then the inevitable end of all gummys.
>>12368080????
>>12377540how weak is that grinder? I imagine there is a guy just out of shot hand cranking it
>>12377540Is this a music video? wtf is this guy even doing
>>12377554It probably has a resistance limit and that thick of gummy bear is pretty dense
>>12377556It's one of those youtube channels that is just "What happens when you put X in an Industrial Machine?"
>>12367314>>12367328any more?
>>12377628no. this is a work safe board.
>>12377456oh fuck I was ready for the whole video she loses a finger in very next second
>>12375935
>>12377540most unsatisfying shit ever, like that stupid machine pulled back again and again, crush him already reeeeeeee
>>12377745>>12375935...eleven years later and this meme is still going strong. I have a weird sense of pride right now.
>>12377572it's insane how much pressure those bottles can handlealmost 185 psi, like 14 atm
>>12377382that dude just got out of prision
>>12377750Disgustomg glutoons
>>12367068Some dude at Piggly Wiggly told me to do this after we were staring at ribs and I mentioned I don't have a grill.
>>12365833now THAT'S a sandwich
>>12367870bless his heart
>>12367987i bet the peppers are still crunchy ick
>>12368384>90 fucking minutes to make queso
>>12368750not chicken, although I believe eating raw scallops is a good way to get vibrio cholerae aka the pimp skitters
>>12368809My cousin is a tasty bitch. Everything she makes doesn't work >what about apple pie but instead of crust we use smushed up premade cinnamon roll dough!Amazingly the problem was not enough butter so it was dry
>>12368822I get a boner when I come across a hot naked woman begging for my seed, is that natural?
>>12368830Viva Uruguay!
>>12368876>calling a chink a soulless slope that needs to get eaten by an escalatorI appreciate your contributions to this website
>>12369785this one is crazy enough to work
>>12372886he really is fun to watch. I can grasp why pacific islanders dominate the NFL, big nimble coconut monkeys
>>12373450You gotta be strong and have some massive nuts to sail into the abyss looking for an island to colonize in the middle of nowhere
>>12368999Anyone got the gif of him eating Nutella off a plate wearing a Mickey mouse hat ?
>>12377456Where all the Maria videos taken down?I have to see that oily sauce pasta sauce video again.
>>12378168I think someone did a repuload but her channel is dead in the water
>>12378271That's strange because I had a hell of a time finding it.
>>12378314and you're not going to share? ass
>>12378365Just Google it. You know the terms
>>12367849>the onions are always red in india, unless anyone knows betteri've always wondered what the fuck this means
it's friday, post ja/ck/
>>12378538Is this jack?
>>12378550I accidentally did this with my anus once.>mfw
>>12365888NOT YET!
>>12377159>automatic sprayer
>>12368080/ck/ told me this guy was dead but I saw him at his stand a few hours ago, wtf
>>12378481I assumed it was a colloquialism/mistranslation, like saying, "we always use red onions, but anyone who thinks the dish is better with a different type of onion is welcome to try."
>>12368822No, why would a girl have a boner?
>>12367113wtf italians
>eating cucumber with the peel ondo americans really do this?
>>12367719>with enough food for like 6-8 peopleshoo shoo spooky skelly
>>12367328Born and raised on Guam. Can confirm, my I know 2 people I've seen irl who can do that. One of em held the coconut in his hand, and broke it open by punching it after he husked it.
>>12367361Watch frank the crank Camacho fights and baby Joe taiminglo.
>>12367361I bet you're a Yank. I've lived around them my entire life and the only danger they pose is crushing you to death with their immense weight. They're the fattest cunts on this planet.
>>12367068aaaaaaaaahhhh i'm fucking drooling!
>>12377809Imagine the first pussy he eats after getting out
>>12378538
>>12367286What's the mustard toast for?
>>12365709>that shrugthis man gave up a long time ago
>>12368763sadly.
>>12367068AAAAAAHHH I NEEED IT BRAHS
>>12368276huh
>>12367870awwww...
>>12367961>fried tomatosso, fried fucking water basically?
>>12379643damn... you live like this?
>>12368803>Japanese execution roomis this like a red room? Or do you literally just mean where prisoners gets hanged?
>>12368371
>>12377485>they stopped selling thisI miss it
>>12379970>living in Ohio
>>12377745life mimics art
>>12371738>not liking the cunnycmon anon at least act like you are not gay
>>12368999i hope he dies soon.
>>12368803>Japanese execution roomyou are fucked in the head
>>12367881literally unwatchable
>>12368033>sugarAre you making cake or bread, fatso?
>>12368803redpill me on jap sudoku rooms
>>12367810>FluffyFunny way of saying rubbery.
>>12368417>melt butter>in ovenfor what purpose? clearly unnecessary, just pour melted butter into the trays like a normal person
>>12377159does this work with anthrax?
>>12377537wonder what bottle flavor taste like
>>12367113Who cook wearing gloves like that?
>>12381263Soda.`
>>12379643post the jabba the hut pizza jack webm
>>12377537>numale soi bois eating sugar increasing their yang senpaku and becoming pedorapists
>>12375925Nails aren't very sharp anon.
>>12367414/fit/ don't masturbate, if they do they a female helping hand
>>12367870Hand tattoo, great when is your work release over?
>>12383938my mouth is completely desiccated just from watching that.
>>12383938I like how he rolls it such that it looks more like a tube of ground meat than a burrito.
>>12368710I think he's a Swede, not Canadian
>>12377159>no permanent internet connection>no smartphone controlD R O P P E DROPPED
>>12367286It's a ripoff carbonade mate
>>12368347epic man i love bacon and beer bro
>>12378567>accidentally
>>12368999how does he get out off the egg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>12383938How incredibly pointless.
>>12385752Well yeah, I wouldn't do it on purpose.
>>12386267>I wouldn't do it on purpose.
>>12379930thats based david chang you mong
>>12367825that is some dark ass vegetable stock
>>12378481He's asserting that they're always red, but as a white man he's allowing those with more direct cultural knowledge to correct him
>>12367881what the absolute fuck are you doing
>>12383938my teeth hurt just watching this
>>12386522>Indian>Mixing food with handsThat's a big NOPE from me, dawg.
>>12386536It's just extra seasoning.
>>12386628>black chef BTFO white people>https://www.businessinsider.com/pizza-spitting-detroit-ballpark-employee-charged-with-felony-2018-9Felony and misdemeanor charges. Dear lord, I can see your info on your shirt in the video.>dumb nigger btfo
>>12386647have sex. webm /ck/ related
>>12386655I used to use frogs as live bait for largemouth bass growing up. If they survived the first day they'd go back in the box and be used for another. You have no idea what this did to their bodies. You're going to have to do far better than that gyncel.
>>12367950That looks mouth watering
>>12380281>>12386360What's your problem with this?
>>12383757>/fit/>having hetero relations
>>12379851bread is for thickening and mustard is nice with braised beef
>>12367290Stop posting this every thread
>>12386856he probably thinks it's perfectly normal for a lifting buddy to make you a protein powder cake and give you a brojob afterwards
burger bump
>>12367933wtf americans
>>12387900I agree. I'm quite disappointed. I wish more people would move away from the primitive carnist diet and embrace veganism. That video is just pure yuck.
>>12387910
>>12373792Every single time you see one of those horrible things, it's never a burger making it. We at most might do it for instagram spectacle but nobody actually eats that shit, it's always europeans making "american style" food and actually consuming it like the fat pigs you wish to be
>>12367870What the fuck is he trying to do with the lighter?
>>12387979Flambe
>>12386628>The felony charge could lead to a prison sentence of up to four years. Imagine landing in federal ass-rape prison and everybody swapping stories about how they stabbed a motherfucker or ran over a cop or whatever>uh y-yeah...I spit on a pizza
>>12387910>saying yuck
>>12386647Cool, not to long ago it would of been just a slap on the wrist, Like the guy who pied in a coffee machine.
>>12367870He cute
>>12365833A+
>>12367060at my current state of hunger this seems absolutely decadent
>>12386655soulless fucking chinks
>>12383938Are these Mexican clowns?
>>12380873had one this morning (well, not their recipe) not rubbery at all
>>12378094Why is he so mad being surrounded by all those eggs?
>>12377540man, that really gums up the works
>>12377748this, im actually angry right now
>>12368789>living in a third world shitholelmao
>>12386284>>12385752wtf is your point retard?>>12378567stop fingering your anus retard
>>12386821Pixelosis maligna.
>>12367097I need to know what kind of dough is this and how to make it
>>12365833Fuck cucumber
>>12390139t. cat
>>12377750Just wash your hands and fingernails first lol
>>12390093It's puff pastry. To my knowledge it's extremely tedious to make and it's something all but the most experienced bakers just buy in the freezer section.
>>12365709
>>12367276>guide to pasta shapes>Only mention the name of the pasta, and some random trivia>No mention of the kind of sauce it should be used for0/10 report to me after class.
>>12367857>i eat my stew with a fork and knife because some stupid faggot left a bunch of fucking bones in itHoly. Shit.
>>12365709God damn i seriously fucking hate this pretentious chink
>>12390590>microwaved egg>pretentious
>>12366005if the lady jelly had sex before like the joke implies, wouldn't the seal not have popped?
>>12367068damn
>>12373792sure mate, whatever you say. Fucking wops.
Just realized the thread was auto-saging.
>>12390304kek
>>12389308>europe and japan third wirld shitholeyep
>>12367849Anyone know the source for this? Every time I watch this gif I wish I could see more with other Indian dishes...
>>12382711>nails aren't that sharp anonthey're literally made to pierce skin what the fuck are you talking about
>>12388556>You're doing your job as usual in your poor country>Tourist from some 1st world country come and start filming you without asking your permission That's probably why he's mad