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last one over 3 hunnid

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>> No.12365888

H O W ?

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Did I click the wrong board

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>> No.12365961

gang hand signs are still the dumbest looking thing I've ever seen.

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>> No.12365971

Fucking gay

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>> No.12365997

What is she saying?

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I'm kinda confused as the last time I visited this board there was plenty of talk about cooking, what exactly happened and why?

>> No.12366008

she said your mom is a cunt

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>> No.12366017

Every board has it's spammers spamming porn to get banned
Probably got banned from /pol/ /r9k/ /b/ and /tv/ already for racebaiting

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>> No.12366030

good thread

>> No.12366039


Like a "please ban me so I can leave" thing, or some kind of anti productivity protest?

>> No.12366054

The latter, the kind that spam fuck jannies posts just to be a troll about it

>> No.12366095

>that undercooked chicken
I know there's supposedly 'sushi-grade' raw chicken somewhere in the world but even so I just wouldn't chance it.

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>> No.12366141

now thats some solid bait anon, made me smile

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>> No.12367087

>close up shot of the bone sliding out
Oh baby.

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>> No.12367346

damn thats some explosive leg strength

>> No.12367347

The coconut lord

>> No.12367361


Man, I'd never want to get in a fight with a jacked pacific islander. The legit tough guys of the world.

>> No.12367380

How does he get down from the tree without breaking all the coconuts?

>> No.12367414

impressive strength
i bet his grip is better than all of the masturbators on /fit/

>> No.12367719

Looks really good, and $120 would be a pretty reasonable price considering that it's a sampler with enough food for like 6-8 people.

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>> No.12367941

I sure do love slimey protein that is why I definitely do not suck dicks

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>> No.12367982

>why are Samoans overrepresented in the NFL
here you go niggas

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>> No.12368058

coconuts are hard to break. around 150 people die every year by being hit by a coconut on the head.

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>> No.12368140

The quality of this webm is so shit I thought he was cooking ground beef patties to go with his fries on the first watch.

>> No.12368227

what the fuck is the point of the panko mix??????

>> No.12368276

>mormon propaganda

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>> No.12368371

You should see my bone sliding out of you ;) oh baby

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>> No.12368385

Just out of curiosity I want to see this dude eat a woman out

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That's all I've got.

>> No.12368644

People put breadcrumbs on their macaroni all the time, you silly person.

>> No.12368648

that shit would be better on fucking white rice. macaronifags are the worst

>> No.12368710


Oh fuck yeah, bud. Simple pleasures, man

>> No.12368750

oh get the fuck outta here, you can't eat chicken raw

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>getting banned from /pol/ /r9k/ /b/ for racebaiting
thats on the list of things that never happened

>> No.12368773

gives it some crunch, i don't care for bread crumbs on mac but its very common

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>bone sliding out
anon thhis is suppose to be a work safe board!

>> No.12368789

>raw egg, raw chicken
>salmonella, delicious

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>> No.12368803

For a second I thought that was one of those Japanese execution rooms and was happy so many people in /ck/ would get to experience it.

>> No.12368807

This tiny knife shit is giving my ocd aids

>> No.12368809

enjoy the impenetrable wall of rubber you your coated your casserole with retard

who am I fucking kidding no one actually eats this shit they just make some regular home cooking bullshit and put infinity cheese in it so they get le epic gooey string shot xD
fuck tasty and fuck faceberg normalfags for enabling it.

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>the knife tap
every time, without fail this manages to anger me

>> No.12368822

I get a boner when people get angry, is this natural?

>> No.12368828

maybe i dunno

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>> No.12368850

And the secret ingredient

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>> No.12368876 [DELETED] 

I get rule 3 banned for the most retarded fucking reasons. in a thread full of "nigger jew kike coon goldberg" I get banned for calling a chink a soulless slope that needs to get eaten by an escalator
the moderation here is more bizarre than its ever been

>> No.12368884

stay with us, friend

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>> No.12368910

Damn that's jewish

>> No.12368919

That will be $200

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>> No.12368934

this has to be one of the gayest things ive seen on this board, and people have spammed literal gay porn

>> No.12368952

>filename of the webm
he sure got you with his b8 m8.

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i think was in that tread and it was worthy of a kek, just goes to show you who the real jews are

>> No.12370950

that is so bad it offensive, slow cooker fags need to die, just make a roux lazy fuck add real milk and use cheddar

>> No.12371274

I can't see the webms because im on mobile, can you guys describe them to me?

>> No.12371276

you again iphag

>> No.12371665

Somebody please tell me that's a big ass scallop and not chicken

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>out of curiosity
c*ckold spotted

>> No.12371750

Press and hold down on the pic. Select "open in new tab." You can view the webm. Wala!

>> No.12372273

>Uses teeth to husk the coconut
>Pulls out knife seconds later only to crack it open

>> No.12372886

This guy fucks

>> No.12373304

I wish he would fuck me.

>> No.12373343

/ck/ is a worksafe board, you can't just post this lewd smut and expect to get away with it.

>> No.12373395
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Imagine the smell.

>> No.12373450

Seriously. I heard some jokes about them being one of god's prototypes and you gotta wonder sometimes.

>> No.12373792

FYI: here in italy you will never find such abomination. Must be some burger degenerate trying to give his own sick spin recipe, raping some italian ingredients. What a waste of porchetta

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>> No.12374436

Your loss. I can't imagine being proud of parochialism. It's like an illiterate boasting that he doesn't get distracted by the sight of words.

>> No.12374505

no wonder Italians are fat, jeezus fucking cryst.

>> No.12374609

finally some NEW WEBMS. thank you anon.

>> No.12375733

it is

>> No.12375917

>overmixing the living fuck out of the cookie dough like that

Have fun with your rock sandwich with shitty icing.

>> No.12375925

>those very clearly dulled ends of the nails

That knife isn't really that sharp, and any chef with a slight amount of experience or training should be able to make cuts without looking.

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The world may never know......

>> No.12375936

Oreos are not soft cookies.

>> No.12376137

but... how do the eggs get out without being broken??

>> No.12376174 [DELETED] 

That shit literally makes me want to throw up every time I see it.
I get sick to my fucking stomach every time I see nigger hands preparing food. Disgusting.
But I bet that soup tastes pretty good

>> No.12376195

But how did he get in?

>> No.12376436

If you recreate the way they're mixing the dough in that video, you won't get a nice, crisp, oreo-like cookie, you'll get a brittle brick-cookie.


>> No.12377046

Imagine him fucking your wife haha

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I get these references

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>> No.12377426

>The Virigin Nibble versus The Chad Feast
That is the moszt accurate filename i ever read on 4chan

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>> No.12377473

Nice, epic, I LIKE IT.

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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

>> No.12377537
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What comes next.

>> No.12377540
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Then the inevitable end of all gummys.

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>> No.12377554

how weak is that grinder? I imagine there is a guy just out of shot hand cranking it

>> No.12377556

Is this a music video? wtf is this guy even doing

>> No.12377567

It probably has a resistance limit and that thick of gummy bear is pretty dense

>> No.12377572
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It's one of those youtube channels that is just "What happens when you put X in an Industrial Machine?"

>> No.12377628

any more?

>> No.12377671

no. this is a work safe board.

>> No.12377725

oh fuck I was ready for the whole video she loses a finger in very next second

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>> No.12377748

most unsatisfying shit ever, like that stupid machine pulled back again and again, crush him already reeeeeeee

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>> No.12377774


...eleven years later and this meme is still going strong. I have a weird sense of pride right now.

>> No.12377804

it's insane how much pressure those bottles can handle

almost 185 psi, like 14 atm

>> No.12377809

that dude just got out of prision

>> No.12377822

Disgustomg glutoons

>> No.12377849

Some dude at Piggly Wiggly told me to do this after we were staring at ribs and I mentioned I don't have a grill.

>> No.12377936

now THAT'S a sandwich

>> No.12377966

bless his heart

>> No.12377980

i bet the peppers are still crunchy ick

>> No.12378030
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>90 fucking minutes to make queso

>> No.12378052

not chicken, although I believe eating raw scallops is a good way to get vibrio cholerae aka the pimp skitters

>> No.12378066

My cousin is a tasty bitch. Everything she makes doesn't work
>what about apple pie but instead of crust we use smushed up premade cinnamon roll dough!
Amazingly the problem was not enough butter so it was dry

>> No.12378078

I get a boner when I come across a hot naked woman begging for my seed, is that natural?

>> No.12378086

Viva Uruguay!

>> No.12378094
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>> No.12378095
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>calling a chink a soulless slope that needs to get eaten by an escalator
I appreciate your contributions to this website

>> No.12378108

this one is crazy enough to work

>> No.12378117

he really is fun to watch. I can grasp why pacific islanders dominate the NFL, big nimble coconut monkeys

>> No.12378124

You gotta be strong and have some massive nuts to sail into the abyss looking for an island to colonize in the middle of nowhere

>> No.12378141

Anyone got the gif of him eating Nutella off a plate wearing a Mickey mouse hat ?

>> No.12378168

Where all the Maria videos taken down?
I have to see that oily sauce pasta sauce video again.

>> No.12378271

I think someone did a repuload but her channel is dead in the water

>> No.12378314

That's strange because I had a hell of a time finding it.

>> No.12378365

and you're not going to share? ass

>> No.12378405

Just Google it. You know the terms

>> No.12378481

>the onions are always red in india, unless anyone knows better
i've always wondered what the fuck this means

>> No.12378538

it's friday, post ja/ck/

>> No.12378545
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Is this jack?

>> No.12378550
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>> No.12378567
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I accidentally did this with my anus once.

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>> No.12378601
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>automatic sprayer

>> No.12378626

/ck/ told me this guy was dead but I saw him at his stand a few hours ago, wtf

>> No.12378636

I assumed it was a colloquialism/mistranslation, like saying, "we always use red onions, but anyone who thinks the dish is better with a different type of onion is welcome to try."

>> No.12378660

No, why would a girl have a boner?

>> No.12378672

wtf italians

>> No.12378676

>eating cucumber with the peel on
do americans really do this?

>> No.12378681

>with enough food for like 6-8 people
shoo shoo spooky skelly

>> No.12379336

Born and raised on Guam. Can confirm, my I know 2 people I've seen irl who can do that. One of em held the coconut in his hand, and broke it open by punching it after he husked it.

>> No.12379347

Watch frank the crank Camacho fights and baby Joe taiminglo.

>> No.12379563

I bet you're a Yank. I've lived around them my entire life and the only danger they pose is crushing you to death with their immense weight. They're the fattest cunts on this planet.

>> No.12379570
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aaaaaaaaahhhh i'm fucking drooling!

>> No.12379634

Imagine the first pussy he eats after getting out

>> No.12379643
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>> No.12379851
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What's the mustard toast for?

>> No.12379930

>that shrug
this man gave up a long time ago

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>> No.12379970

>fried tomatos
so, fried fucking water basically?

>> No.12380013

damn... you live like this?

>> No.12380042

>Japanese execution room
is this like a red room? Or do you literally just mean where prisoners gets hanged?

>> No.12380093
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>> No.12380114

>they stopped selling this
I miss it

>> No.12380140

>living in Ohio

>> No.12380159

life mimics art

>> No.12380177

>not liking the cunny
cmon anon at least act like you are not gay

>> No.12380180

i hope he dies soon.

>> No.12380188

>Japanese execution room
you are fucked in the head

>> No.12380281

literally unwatchable

>> No.12380453

Are you making cake or bread, fatso?

>> No.12380825

redpill me on jap sudoku rooms

>> No.12380873

Funny way of saying rubbery.

>> No.12380939

>melt butter
>in oven
for what purpose? clearly unnecessary, just pour melted butter into the trays like a normal person

>> No.12380968
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does this work with anthrax?

>> No.12381263

wonder what bottle flavor taste like

>> No.12382192

Who cook wearing gloves like that?

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>> No.12382463

post the jabba the hut pizza jack webm

>> No.12382468

>numale soi bois eating sugar increasing their yang senpaku and becoming pedorapists

>> No.12382711

Nails aren't very sharp anon.

>> No.12383757
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/fit/ don't masturbate, if they do they a female helping hand

>> No.12383768

Hand tattoo, great when is your work release over?

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>> No.12383954


my mouth is completely desiccated just from watching that.

>> No.12383988

I like how he rolls it such that it looks more like a tube of ground meat than a burrito.

>> No.12384056

I think he's a Swede, not Canadian

>> No.12384927

>no permanent internet connection
>no smartphone control

>> No.12384977

It's a ripoff carbonade mate

>> No.12385300
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epic man i love bacon and beer bro

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>> No.12386077

how does he get out off the egg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>> No.12386122

How incredibly pointless.

>> No.12386267

Well yeah, I wouldn't do it on purpose.

>> No.12386284
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>I wouldn't do it on purpose.

>> No.12386323

thats based david chang you mong

>> No.12386342

that is some dark ass vegetable stock

>> No.12386347

He's asserting that they're always red, but as a white man he's allowing those with more direct cultural knowledge to correct him

>> No.12386360

what the absolute fuck are you doing

>> No.12386417

my teeth hurt just watching this

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>> No.12386536
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>Mixing food with hands
That's a big NOPE from me, dawg.

>> No.12386628
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It's just extra seasoning.

>> No.12386647

>black chef BTFO white people
Felony and misdemeanor charges. Dear lord, I can see your info on your shirt in the video.
>dumb nigger btfo

>> No.12386655
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have sex. webm /ck/ related

>> No.12386682

I used to use frogs as live bait for largemouth bass growing up. If they survived the first day they'd go back in the box and be used for another. You have no idea what this did to their bodies. You're going to have to do far better than that gyncel.

>> No.12386789

That looks mouth watering

>> No.12386821

What's your problem with this?

>> No.12386856
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>having hetero relations

>> No.12386866

bread is for thickening and mustard is nice with braised beef

>> No.12386879

Stop posting this every thread

>> No.12386886

he probably thinks it's perfectly normal for a lifting buddy to make you a protein powder cake and give you a brojob afterwards

>> No.12387027
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>> No.12387823
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burger bump

>> No.12387900

wtf americans

>> No.12387910

I agree. I'm quite disappointed. I wish more people would move away from the primitive carnist diet and embrace veganism. That video is just pure yuck.

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>> No.12387948

Every single time you see one of those horrible things, it's never a burger making it. We at most might do it for instagram spectacle but nobody actually eats that shit, it's always europeans making "american style" food and actually consuming it like the fat pigs you wish to be

>> No.12387979

What the fuck is he trying to do with the lighter?

>> No.12387983


>> No.12387994

>The felony charge could lead to a prison sentence of up to four years.
Imagine landing in federal ass-rape prison and everybody swapping stories about how they stabbed a motherfucker or ran over a cop or whatever
>uh y-yeah...I spit on a pizza

>> No.12388005

>saying yuck

>> No.12388044
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Cool, not to long ago it would of been just a slap on the wrist, Like the guy who pied in a coffee machine.

>> No.12388049

He cute

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>> No.12388128

at my current state of hunger this seems absolutely decadent

>> No.12388232

soulless fucking chinks

>> No.12388490

Are these Mexican clowns?

>> No.12388491

had one this morning (well, not their recipe) not rubbery at all

>> No.12388556

Why is he so mad being surrounded by all those eggs?

>> No.12388811
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man, that really gums up the works

>> No.12389300

this, im actually angry right now

>> No.12389308

>living in a third world shithole

>> No.12389841

wtf is your point retard?
stop fingering your anus retard

>> No.12389847

Pixelosis maligna.

>> No.12390093

I need to know what kind of dough is this and how to make it

>> No.12390139

Fuck cucumber

>> No.12390165

t. cat

>> No.12390223


Just wash your hands and fingernails first lol

>> No.12390291

It's puff pastry. To my knowledge it's extremely tedious to make and it's something all but the most experienced bakers just buy in the freezer section.

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>> No.12390435

>guide to pasta shapes
>Only mention the name of the pasta, and some random trivia
>No mention of the kind of sauce it should be used for
0/10 report to me after class.

>> No.12390459

>i eat my stew with a fork and knife because some stupid faggot left a bunch of fucking bones in it
Holy. Shit.

>> No.12390590

God damn i seriously fucking hate this pretentious chink

>> No.12390699

>microwaved egg

>> No.12390719

if the lady jelly had sex before like the joke implies, wouldn't the seal not have popped?

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>> No.12390752

sure mate, whatever you say. Fucking wops.

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Just realized the thread was auto-saging.

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>> No.12391475

>europe and japan third wirld shithole

>> No.12391657
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Anyone know the source for this? Every time I watch this gif I wish I could see more with other Indian dishes...

>> No.12391903
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>nails aren't that sharp anon
they're literally made to pierce skin what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.12392124

>You're doing your job as usual in your poor country
>Tourist from some 1st world country come and start filming you without asking your permission

That's probably why he's mad

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