/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12363193]

Favorite hot sauce thread?
This stuff is the GOAT

[Anonymous No.12363229]

Unironically going to go and buy some hot sauce tbqh

[Anonymous No.12363234]

>>12363193

[Anonymous No.12363269]

based. lynch the anti-hotsauce boomers

[Anonymous No.12364131]

make your own

[Anonymous No.12364141]

There can be only one

[Anonymous No.12364261]

>>12363193
Applesauce!
I'm just an American so that's hot enough for me.

[Anonymous No.12364274]

Why is it that every hot sauce brand I try, I always hate it? Am I buying shit brands? Is hot sauce actually just a meme? What's the deal here???

[Anonymous No.12364280]

>>12364274
That's because you're not Chuck Norris!
ok ok, on a serious note, try out these or Melinda's

[Anonymous No.12364282]

>>12364274

[Anonymous No.12364304]

>>12364274
do you like vinegar?

[Anonymous No.12364306]

>>12364304
I do, and I like tobasco a lot as well.

[Anonymous No.12364347]

Observe.
Simple, yet based.

[Anonymous No.12364352]

>>12364306
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

[Anonymous No.12364359]

>>12364274
its to mask the flavor of really shit food so it goes down easier. the meme of white people not seasoning their food comes from niggers choking down the cheapest shittiest $1 cuts of meat that's past rancid and drowning it in hotsauce, being shocked at whites not doing that to their meat, and deducing its because they have no tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.12364380]

>>12364306
is tabasco the only sauce you like?

[Anonymous No.12364390]

>hot sauce!!!

[Anonymous No.12364452]

>>12364390
Imagine being such a beta tastelet that you try to associate a condiment with a dead meme. It's never going to work

[Anonymous No.12364456]

>>12364380
It's definitely the only "hot" sauce I seem to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.12364459]

>>12364452
>hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12364461]

>>12364459
>if I keep repeating it, it will work!!

[Anonymous No.12364473]

>>12364456
do you like peppers themselves, on or in your food?

[Anonymous No.12364474]

>>12364461
he's right tho

[Anonymous No.12364481]

>>12364474
>he
Lol

[Anonymous No.12364490]

>>12364473
Not by themselves no.

[Anonymous No.12364511]

>>12364274

Use a hot sauce that doesnt taste like garbage. This sauce is all heat little flavour and should be available most anywhere in the US

[Anonymous No.12364522]

>>12364490
so you dont like spicy things then

[Anonymous No.12364597]

>>12364474
>he

[Anonymous No.12364606]

>>12364511
>all heat little flavour

[Anonymous No.12364610]

>hot soyce

[Anonymous No.12364673]

Not even joking. The flavour is much better than any other hot sauce. They're all either too salty or have something weird about them. This one's perfect.

[Anonymous No.12364674]

>>12364606
>>12364610
>If I keep repeating it, it will work!!
Try harder

[Anonymous No.12364680]

>>12364674
>it’s so hot! It’s like a million scovilles!!

[Anonymous No.12364691]

>>12364352
No, it's moron spelling or just 4c bs.

[Anonymous No.12364696]

[Anonymous No.12364698]

>>12364347
patrician taste

[Anonymous No.12364706]

>>12364680
>trying this hard
Keep going anon I think it will work next time

[Anonymous No.12364713]

>>12364696
W3 R THE MAGNIFICENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcHL8efKKPE

[Anonymous No.12364719]

Worth it.

16/10 better.

[Anonymous No.12364733]

>>12364719
Lisa shows up at your door, what do you feed her?

[Anonymous No.12364736]

anyone of you /cocks/ got the comic of the white guy ordering super hot food at a restaurant but gets "hot sauce for whites"?

[Anonymous No.12364741]

>>12364736
I don't understand this crap. Us "white boys" found this shit in the first place and all capsicums / peppers are native to the Americas. Stuff your bullshit asshat.

[Anonymous No.12364746]

>>12364719
>SHIT THE BED

[Anonymous No.12364754]

>>12364746
>still trying this hard
Kek

[Anonymous No.12364755]

>>12364736
Explain your tiresome bullshit?

[Anonymous No.12364766]

>>12364741
>>12364755
I'm merely asking for the comic not saying any shit famalam

[Anonymous No.12364775]

>>12364766
Then have a public service announcement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jWWcxwNiKU

[Anonymous No.12364777]

>>12364766
I'm also not your fag senpai.
Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.12364790]

God tier

[Anonymous No.12364810]

>>12364790
GOD TIER

[Anonymous No.12364812]

>>12364775
>>12364777
xD

[Anonymous No.12364830]

>>12364810
I don't get it. To you, god tier is a hipster douche bag with a SJW uggo?

[Anonymous No.12364832]

>>12363193
Tobasco

[Anonymous No.12364834]

>>12364830
“God” is a word that we can use. Not for liberals.

[Anonymous No.12364857]

>>12364741
>Whites are native to the Americas.

Lol

[Anonymous No.12364882]

>>12364857
As if we give a shit about what you shitstains think about us. Try again bitch.

[Anonymous No.12364889]

>>12364857
Are you claiming that you're native to the Americas? lol cunt

[Anonymous No.12364957]

>>12364673
>The flavour is much better than any other hot sauce
>They're all either too salty or have something weird about them
Tabasco is mostly vinegar. Its shit.

[Anonymous No.12364974]

>>12364733
cum.

she loses her food privileges after chaining her to the radiator in my basement. she will die slowly in my basement subsisting on an exclusive steady diet of my semen. in the last days of her life she will crave it as she desperately seeks nutrition.

she came to the wrong neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.12364977]

>>12364790
>chilly sauce
>it's actually hot
wtf

[Anonymous No.12364994]

>>12363193

[Anonymous No.12365040]

>>12364994
>omg Carolina reapers

[Anonymous No.12365041]

This shit is the best.

[Anonymous No.12365294]

>>12365040
seething spicelet

[Anonymous No.12365342]

[Anonymous No.12365366]

>>12364974
I'll feed her some proper food, with extra special nutrition if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.12365370]

>>12365342
That's chili oil, it's not a hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.12365375]

>>12365370
chili oil > numale meme faux masculinity sauce

[Anonymous No.12365385]

>>12365370
That's a bit strange. It's really all the same stuff, where is the definition between the two? Wouldn't they all have even a bit of oil of one sort or another in them to mix it up?

[Anonymous No.12365392]

>>12365370
Do you have some exact precise percentage defined by the Congress of the USA? WTF!?

[Anonymous No.12365427]

>>12364347
For me, it's Garlic Crystal.

[Anonymous No.12365474]

>>12365385
I ferment my own hot sauces and there isn't any oil added.

[Anonymous No.12365542]

Where my Bay Area diner anons at? This shit on some hashbrowns and eggs is perfection. Not ego spice levels just flavor.

[Anonymous No.12365593]

>>12364810
The little boy has Chad potential tho

[Anonymous No.12365625]

>>12365542
I bought the original and the chipotle because you keep shilling them and they sell them everywhere around here, and am still not sure what I think of them. They definitely have flavor, but maybe they're just a little too different from other hot sauces for me to know what to do with them.

[Anonymous No.12365629]

>>12363193
Formula 47.

It's an upstate NY thing and holy shit. It's sweet, it's zesty, it's hot. It's my favorite thing to put on just about anything.

[Anonymous No.12365633]

>>12365542
i love this stuff but I wish they made a low-sodium version. It's just way too salty

[Anonymous No.12365816]

>he doesn't have an extensive collection of hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12365978]

Whatever I can make from these bad boys. Last years was a success If a touch too hot.

[Anonymous No.12365987]

>>12365978
I bet your kids are ugly

[Anonymous No.12366280]

>>12365625
They aren't like other hot sauces that's for certain. Chunkier and less heat.
>>12365633
As big a fan and shill as I am I entirely agree. I wish I could thin it out somehow without literally making it thinner.

[Anonymous No.12366285]

>>12363193
reddit beaner juice

[Anonymous No.12366521]

Always 'tec. The absolute best shit for huevos rancheros.

[Anonymous No.12366577]

>>12363193
Cholula was a life saver for me earlier today. Popeye's gave me mild chicken instead of spicy chicken but Cholula compliments it very well.

[Anonymous No.12366857]

>>12363234
>>12364390
>>12364459
>>12364606
>>12364610
>>12364680
>>12364746
>>12364810
>>12365040

what a great life you must live.

[Anonymous No.12366873]

>>12366857
Zoomers get bored easily when the streamer they masturbate to isn't live.

[Anonymous No.12366882]

>>12363193
best hot sauce of all time for any mexican dish

[Anonymous No.12366923]

>>12365987
Kids? Only my wife and Jamal get that privilege

[Anonymous No.12367061]

>>12366882
I'm actually going through a bottle of that one right now, fucking delicious. I bought a mixed six pack from their website so I've been trying all the flavors. Favorite one is either green habanero or xxxtra hot

[Anonymous No.12367186]

>>12364957
This. Fuck Tabasco

[Anonymous No.12367203]

>>12364511
I've had this for over a year and I never actually use it. Dunno what to even use it for.

[Anonymous No.12367230]

>>12366857
t. enraged hotsoy

[Anonymous No.12367236]

>>12364511
This sauce uses capsaicin extract and it kills the flavor.

Nice try I guess you're sorta on the right track.

[Anonymous No.12367241]

>hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12367267]

>>12364957
Tabasco definitely isn't an every day sauce but because it's mostly vinegar it's great with certain dishes.

I love it with eggs, mashed/potato salad, and pizza.

[Anonymous No.12367285]

>>12366857
Since when did the hot sauce = soy become a thing? It's getting really annoying.

[Anonymous No.12367319]

>>12367285
Since summer break started and the kids aren't corralled anymore.

[Anonymous No.12367336]

>>12365366

no. none of us have a clue what you mean. please be explaining.

[Anonymous No.12367510]

>>12364347
It's not the kind of hot sauce you'd put on mexican though, you want a few different kinds. I like Tapatio as my staple for Mexican, Tabasco for eggs and hashbrowns, crystal's for certain southern dishes (especially chicken), a Caribbean sauce for island fare, sriacha for certain things (i like to use it to give a little extra zing to a tomato based sauce) and finally a homemade concentrated, high heat sauce designed to have one to two drops added to a dish to give it a kick, never for table use. Plenty of brands are out there for a high heat sauce but it makes relatively little difference since it's not being used for flavor but to accentuate other flavors in a dish.

>>12364511
>all heat little flavor
this is only acceptable when used as heat for something like chili where you may be lacking heat with just traditional ingredients, a sauce like this should never be directly applied to a meal. Only cargo cult commodity masculinists do shit like sperg out over raw heat and think that heat is good in and of itself and not something which helps to bring out the other flavors in a dish.

[Anonymous No.12367776]

>>12367241
imagine being this insecure

[Anonymous No.12368010]

>>12367285
There are people that use it as a proxy for masculinity, but the main driver behind the negative reaction is runaway internet contrarianism, and that contrarianism being hijacked by literal autists that want you to hate the things they do.

Besides hot sauce these various autists would have you hate:
>coffee
>bacon
>beer
>whisk(e)y
>alcohol in general
>smash burgers
>burgers in general
>rhyming slang
And a myriad host of other things. The sooner posters see through the bullshit that these autistics peddle the sooner we can go back to simply liking things.

[Anonymous No.12368039]

>>12368010
>The sooner posters see through the bullshit that these autistics peddle the sooner we can go back to simply liking things.

[Anonymous No.12368054]

>>12368010
No, it's literally these are things that garbagepeople have latched onto and tried to turn into insane versions of the original in a very autistic manner.

[Anonymous No.12368072]

>>12368010
the correct stance to take is understanding that liking these things is not soy in and of itself but there is a very particular sort of commodity-centric identitarianism that a certain class of men, most of whom lack positive male influences in their lives, indulge in. They believe that masculinity can be purchased, and that these products that are associated with manliness will make them manlier if they consume them or associate their personal image with them.

Basically the single mother raised male child epidemic enables this sort of consumptive masculinity.

[Anonymous No.12368106]

>>12363193
You haven’t lived until you’ve tried this delightful sauce.

[Anonymous No.12368123]

>>12368010
>>12368072
Excellent job, lads.

[Anonymous No.12368868]

>>12364131

[Anonymous No.12368878]

>>12364977
I don't understand these dubs

[Anonymous No.12368886]

>>12363193

[Anonymous No.12368895]

>>12363193
Trader Joe's green dragon sauce is great

Obviously Sriracha is good

Not sure if this counts, but chick fil a sweet and spicy Sriracha is GOAT tier

I used to love El yucateco habanero sauce because it tastes good and is hot as fuck but I stopped buying it when I learned of the lead levels being somewhat high in it

>>12364280
>>12366882
>>12367061
Based and leadpilled

>>12367267
Fuck yes, sometimes Tabasco is perfect for eggs. Usually Sriracha is better on eggs but sometimes the vinegar taste is appreciated

[Anonymous No.12368906]

>>12363193
cholula is garbage but if I had to pick between this, tapatio, & tabasco, I'd pick cholula. make your own salsa picante, nerd

[Anonymous No.12368909]

>>12364280
Don't buy Melinda's. That company stole Marie Sharp's brand name and recipe. ONLY buy from based Marie.

[Anonymous No.12368916]

>mfw my wife's bf picks up a new hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12369021]

Whats better than this?

[Anonymous No.12369123]

>>12364141
And it's not this one

[Anonymous No.12369129]

>>12369021
I hadn't tried it til recently and it's quite good. It's not really hot but it's definitely hotter than I imagined it would be.

[Anonymous No.12369138]

>>12364957
>mostly vinegar
Yeah, and that's good. Sour hot sauces =/= bad hot sauces. Better than just getting a bottle of salt water.

[Anonymous No.12369144]

>>12369021
love splashing it on chorizo and eggs.

[Anonymous No.12369145]

>>12364511
Dave's is hot af but has a weird tea after taste that tastes like ass.

[Anonymous No.12369160]

>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.12369245]

>>12364511
Now this is EPIC

[Anonymous No.12369413]

There is only one acceptable answer.

[Anonymous No.12369462]

>>12367241
>Bar where you can play games
Sounds fun on occasion.

[Anonymous No.12369791]

>>12368054
>>12368072
I already addressed that briefly.
>There are people that use it as a proxy for masculinity
And I think that we can all agree that deliberately adopting consumerism driven trappings of masculinity is utterly contemptible.

However, as contemptible, if not more so, are those bitter turd-retaining faggots that actively follow trends in order to reject them. They are so devoid of personal taste, character, and will that they craft their tastes to reject what is currently popular.

Riding contrarianism are autistics that want other people to dislike what they do.

[Anonymous No.12369828]

I am really surprised my bae hasn't been posted yet

[Anonymous No.12369970]

>>12369828
It's not bad but similar enough to tapatio and cholula

[Anonymous No.12369975]

>>12368895
Retard alert.

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20130725006479/en/El-Yucateco-Padilla-Import-Sales-Marketing-Response#.VIiGRCPnbqA

https://www.unlv.edu/news/article/study-hidden-dangers-hot-sauce

[Anonymous No.12370128]

Just had some on my eggs this morning.

[Anonymous No.12370160]

>Things rich, successful people are connoisseurs of:
>Wine & spirits
>Cheese
>15th century Italian art

>Things bearded man-children are connoisseurs of:
>Beer
>Hot sauces
>Television shows intended for children

[Anonymous No.12370187]

>>12370160

>15th
>not 17th

Check out the poser.

[Anonymous No.12370579]

>>12370187
Every time I see a mannerist painting I hate the style even more. Thanks for posting that.

[Anonymous No.12370634]

>>12369160
This sauce is the GOAT.

[Anonymous No.12370656]

>>12369413
Fell for this meme sauce once, won't ever do it again. It's fucking sweet.

[Anonymous No.12370670]

>>12364347
>>12363193
>>12365542
>>12369021
>>12369413
>>12369828
these are all good, I havent gotten a new sauce in a while. I will try yucateco next.

yes, I unironically bought this insanely expensive meme sauce. It's pretty good man. It's not just one of those devilish no-taste sauces. It has a really nice flavor, and i enjoy the really chunky consistency.

[Anonymous No.12370817]

>>12368916
KEK

[Anonymous No.12371018]

>>12366882

[Blood work No.12371073]

>>12363193
That one and tabasco are seemingly the only ones without added sugar that I can get in Germany, couldnt even find one in the asian store that had 8 different ones.

[Anonymous No.12371746]

>>12369975
Literally what is your point with these links? Nothing is refuted from what I said about the elevated lead unless you completely misread what I wrote. The response is basically El yucateco implying racism about which hot sauces brands were picked, and the one tested is their most popular hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.12371829]

What's a good hot sauce that my wife's kids won't absolutely hate? Trying to put some hair on their back early.

[Anonymous No.12371833]

What's a good hot sauce that my wife's kids won't absolutely hate? Trying to put some hair on their backs early.

[Anonymous No.12371889]

>YAAAAAS HOT SAUCE

[Anonymous No.12372854]

>>12371889
seething

[Anonymous No.12372985]

>>12363193
scrambled eggs: Chipotle Cholula
McD's sausage egg & cheese on a biscuit: El Yucateco Kutbil-ik de
McD's hash brown: El Yucateco Red
Most Pizza: Habenero Tabasco
Baked Beans: Dinosaur BBQ Devil's Duel
anything from Taco Bell: Gringo Bandido green sauce
Adding to just about anything else to give it some nuclear zazz: BigFat's 7 Pot Citrus
the little Mexican place in town: their house habanero sauce that they don't tell you about, you just have to ask if there's anything hotter than the Tapatio they give you

[Anonymous No.12373035]

What kind of hot sauce would you recommend for my wife's kids? Trying to get them started early.

[Anonymous No.12373074]

What's a good hot sauce that my wife's kids won't absolutely hate? Trying to put some hair on their backs early.

[Anonymous No.12373080]

>>12363193
I went into a Wetherspoons one morning and ordered 2 bacon rolls and a cup of tea. They had this "hot sauce" and i put loads of it on my bacon. Absolutely could not taste it. At home I add BBQ sauce and tabasco to my rolls/sandwiches. I now carry a bottle of tabasco sauce with me when ever I go out.

[Anonymous No.12373159]

>>12373074
skip that shit and teach them to throw hands and throw a spiral.