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12362655 No.12362655 [Reply] [Original]

>online recipe starts with a literal 5 paragraph essay before the actual recipe

>> No.12362664

>>12362655
They seem to all be in that format now.

>> No.12362667
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12362667

>first thing, add onion

>> No.12362668

What an original thought to make an original thread with!

Dickhead.

>> No.12362671

>>12362664
It's literally so you'll see more ads and they'll get more ad revenue.

>> No.12362679

The mum ones are the worst

So me and my girlfriend were chatting at brunch and trying to figure out the best way to make a.... and it goes on for ages

>> No.12362685

Recipes are for tastelets.

All you need is a list of ingredients.

>> No.12362747

>>12362685
Recipes are fine as a base to start off with that you can adjust as you go.

>> No.12362798

>>12362667
What's your problem with onions?

>> No.12362854

>>12362664
>>12362655
It’s because Google doesn’t index sites on its searches if they don’t have enough text, it’s literally the reason for all of the retarded recipe stories, don’t blame the creators.

>> No.12362864

>>12362671
what?

>> No.12362922

>>12362864
Huh?

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12363171

>>12362655
Just buy a decent cook book. Fuck online recipes

>> No.12363243

>>12362667
cringe

>> No.12363262

>>12362864
IT'S LITERALLY SO YOU'LL SEE MORE ADS AND THEY'LL GET MORE AD REVENUE!!!

>> No.12363266

>>12362655
I call them out in the comments, get funny replies at times.

>> No.12363268

>>12362922
Based “Huh?” poster

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>>12363243
>Ok guys! First we add 2 whole onions and saute them. Wow I'm am good at cooking!

>> No.12363352

Pinterest for ya

>> No.12363781
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12363781

its called search engine optimization. content is king.

>> No.12363791

>>12363781
what a madlad

>> No.12364043

>>12362664
it's for SEO

>> No.12364044

>>12362798
the s0y gets filtered out fag

>> No.12364096

>read recipe once to get the gist of the dish

>> No.12365293

>>12362671
This guy doesn't use an adblocker.

>> No.12365298

>>12364044
ꜱoy

>> No.12365308

>>12362671
Then they should put all the shit after the recipe

>> No.12365312

>>12364044
newfag

>> No.12365484

>>12363171
Thrift shops are great places to find unique cookbooks. I got a Williams and Sonoma grilling book (which actually is only mediocre, but has some good sauce recipes in it), and a cookbook on food from Florence - really good recipes in there and I'd never have thought to make them otherwise.

hard to beat a good cookbook

>> No.12365492

>>12362668
Why so rectumragnarocked bro?

>> No.12365602
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12365602

>aw fuck well i’ll just quickly scroll to the recipe
>video/subscribe to us pop up field: *blocks u*
>site is optimized for large phone screens so the X is impossible to reach
>refresh
>same pop up

>> No.12365609

>>12362655
>Hubby loves it!

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>>12365308
But then you'd just look at the recipe and not the ads. You want the creators getting paid dont you?