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Think I have to kill one of my roosters, found a hen limping. Her foot seems to have been injured, and her back is featherless. Somehow the alpha rooster isnt as rapey as the beta rooster. I guess it is the illusion of urgency: when the alpha is somewhere in the far end of the field the beta will make a beeline towards one of the hens and rape the shit out of her. I have another group of silkies with their own silkie rooster. the beta will even rape the silkie hens when the silkie rooster is preoccupied. While the alpha shows no interest, the beta never misses a beat. To my eyes, it is a problem of character. I refuse to dismiss it as beasts being beasts, and will probably have to choke the beta out come nightfall.

>> No.12362320

>>12362287
why did you keep 2 roosters and why did you let it happen for so long you lazy asshole? just crack its neck and make a nice cock soup and be done with this silliness

>> No.12362331

>>12362320
OP is too full of cock on a regular basis to ever think about making soup

>> No.12362357

>>12362287
Weird seeing my own writing being used as pasta

Btw an update, the rooster is dead. I actually chanced upon him chasing down a silkie hen. The poor creature was half the roosters size, yet he still mounted her. I took the opportunity to snatch him up while he was fucking and snapped his neck and dropped him. The silkie was long gone, and the rooster sort off flopped around for a while before croaking. Stupid sex crazed jungle bird.

>> No.12362361

>>12362357
Don't listen to this retard trying to take credit for my story. I'm still thinking about whether to kill this beta fuck or not

>> No.12362861

Dominate the beta rooster yourself so it contemplates suicide and offs itself eventually. or just attach blades to all the hens feet.

>> No.12362980

My only remaining rooster was the absolute lowest of the low tier in the pecking order, and because of that and how much of a pussy he is he's the only one that survived. And he has his own harem.

We're all gonna make it brahs

>> No.12363942

Beta rooster uprising.

>> No.12364246

>>12362357
>>12362361
Stop this pretending you jokers, I already decided to kill the beta rooster, getting ready as we speak

>> No.12364626

OP here. I fucked the rooster to death

>> No.12364647
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12364647

>>12362287
You clearly do not have a life, autist anon.

>> No.12364659

>>12362287
Dude, they're animals. Pretty much 80% of reproduction is rapey in nature. It's so common we don't call it rape, it's called coercive copulation. I guess so rape doesn't seem natural, or something. Women should be grateful as fuck humans have a moral code.

>> No.12365324

>>12364647
he just wanted a little bit of attention that he couldn't get from his crackwhore mother

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>>12362287
Quails gently rape

>> No.12365407

>>12362287
it's your chance to study a rare natural phenomenon:
an incel in the wild

>> No.12366199

OP here. I decided to give the little rape machine one more chance. Hopefully he doesn't disappoint