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OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.12358764

>>12358755
JUSTmie Oliver

>> No.12358807

>>12358755
>OH GAWD MCDONALDS USES A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE CHICKEN TO CREATE MCNUGGETS, HOW FOOKIN DIGUSTING!!!!
>AS A FAMOUS CHEF, I KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER USE ORGAN MEAT OR ANY OTHER OFFAL OF THE ANIMAL, YOU SHOULD JUST THROW IT AWAY

>> No.12358836

>When it comes to naming his children, Jamie Oliver, 41, isn't one for conventional names.

>The famed TV chef, who already has children Poppy Honey, 14,Daisy Boo, 12,Petal Blossom, six, and five-year-oldBuddy Bearwith wife Jools, welcomed his fifth child this month and has opted for another unusual moniker for his newborn son.

>After two weeks of keeping schtum, Jamie finally took to Twitter to announce that the name of his bouncing baby boy is none other than River Rocket.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.12358862

>>12358836
My Physics instructor named his kids Alpha Beta Gamma Zeta no shit.

This is way worse however

>> No.12358907

>The entrepreneur and anti-junk food campaigner said Tuesday that the restaurant business was being placed into administration, or bankruptcy protection.

>> No.12358918

>>12358755
Why is he so shit compared to Gordon and Pierre ?

>> No.12360562

The universe's revenge for turkey twizzlers you cunt

>> No.12360959
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12360959

>>12358862
>KIDS FOOD SHOULD BE ELFY

>> No.12360971

>>12358755
Too much olive oil

>> No.12360990

>>12358836
You either have to have an unhealthy hatred or unhealthy adoration for children to name one Buddy Bear

>> No.12361025

>>12358836
red rocket
red rocket!!

fuck Jamie Oliver

>> No.12361086

>>12360959
Why is Oliver marketed as a proponent of healthy eating when he's fat as fuck?

>> No.12361101

>>12358755
Our guy Ramsay struck again

>> No.12361158

Reminder that it won’t cost him a single penny of his own money.

>> No.12361162

>>12361158
As it shouldn't.

>> No.12361189

>>12358755
I'm not for or against him. His just a phenomenon who took advances of the possibilities he was given. We would all do that.
That said, I'm pretty indifferent on how it goes for him.

>> No.12361320

>>12360562
Haaaaaaa

>> No.12361353

>>12361158
He probably invested a lot in that chain though.

>> No.12361587
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12361587

>>12358755

>> No.12361789

>>12358862
>tfw you were born beta

>> No.12362683

>>12358755
SUICIDE IS LOOMING, I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME FOR JAIME NOW
F

>> No.12362785

>>12358755
I learned how to make poached eggs with a cup and food wrap from him. He's a pretty cool guy.

>> No.12362938

>>12358755
>celebrity
>chef
two words that should never go together.
under any circumstances.

>> No.12362959

What's with celebrity chefs having shitty restaurants. video related
https://youtu.be/8J7ae8I6SZE

>> No.12362965

>>12360959
fuck this cunt, turkey twizlers where so good in school im glad his shops closed he was the man responsible for the demise of the turkey twizler

>> No.12365136

>>12361158
He put £4mil of his personal funds in to try keep the chain going but it still collapsed

>> No.12365144

>>12358836
I want to pop Petal Blossom's cherry

>> No.12365163
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>>12358755
>cried like a bitch when kids still liked chicken nuggets even after his "EWW YUCKY" manipulation attempt
Deserved it. I'm only sad that this probably won't affect his personal finances as well.

>> No.12365192
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12365192

tosser

>> No.12365210

I kinda feel the Michelin Star bullshit is kinda joke at this point.

>> No.12365217

>>12365210
>at this point
It's always been a group of well-connected faggots jerking themselves off.

>> No.12365724

>>12358862
I had a math teacher who always used two characters in his worded questions, Frick and Frack. One day I joked about someone actually naming their kids this. Near the end of class he came over and showed me a picture of what I think were his 2 nephews, then turned the photo over: Frick and Frack. He didn't say a word during this and I've never felt like more of an asshole. I dwell on this memory a lot.

>> No.12365731

>>12358755
>Twenty two of the 25 restaurants in Jamie Oliver's restaurant group have now closed.

Oof

>> No.12365740

>>12361158
>Mr Oliver, who put in £4m cash this year, said: "I appreciate how difficult this is for everyone affected."

>> No.12365742
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12365742

>>12358755
Another victim of Brexit.

>> No.12365756

>>12361158
It would of took you 3 seconds to fact check your assumptions on google.

>> No.12365763

>>12361587
Outside of the USA no one knows who this is.

>> No.12365779

>>12358755
Restaurants in bongland:
>"Restaurants are not being helped by the current economic uncertainty, although those businesses like Jamie Oliver's that dashed for expansion in recent years seem particularly precarious."

Restaurants in the USA:
>Rapid Growth: Habit Burger Grill Expected To Open 35 New Restaurants In 2019

>> No.12365781

>>12358918
Because instead of personally driving one restaurant to success he made 30+ which are also franchises... Just make one good restaurant instead of hundred shit ones with unrealistic expectations. However the lack of job security and how people are driven out without any notice is what bothers me. UK is so shit country, I left it after 8 years living there. Never going back. Totally medieval.

>> No.12366851

>>12365742
British steel has been fucked by the Chinks for the last few decades, fuck off retard.

>> No.12366877

Worked for this cunt back in 2012. Bluewater store in Kent. The managers were beyond useless. I did get to meet Gennaro Contaldo though.