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Anonymous Mon May 20 22:04:57 2019 No.12356073 [Reply] [Original]

Fun restaurant experiences?
>stop at rural Burger King to put on a dry shirt
>enter bathroom
>instantly, employee is banging on the door
>tell him I'll be right out
>mfw he accuses me of shooting up heroin in the bathroom
>apparently junkies come to this BK a lot
>put my shirt on and fuck off back to civilization
I was going to order some nuggies, but fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:05:41 2019 No.12356076 >>12356073 Try looking less like a druggie. That's my advice and I'm sticking to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:06:07 2019 No.12356079 >>12356073 fuck off junkie, this isn't a degenerate board

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:06:09 2019 No.12356081 >>12356073 If people assume youre a junkie then thats not good. Really.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:07:11 2019 No.12356088 >>12356073 >put my shirt on Pork-eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:08:13 2019 No.12356091 >>12356088 Nevermind, I didn't even read the first line

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:09:57 2019 No.12356100 >>12356073 Why was your shirt wet? I feel like we're missing some key plot point here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:10:17 2019 No.12356101 I wet myself at McDonald's as a kid but they gave me lost and found pants.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:19:29 2019 No.12356141 File: 27 KB, 314x246, 1465534427771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356101

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 05:47:04 2019 No.12357687 >>12356101 How the fuck can someone lose their pants at McDonald's

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 05:47:48 2019 No.12357690 >>12357687 What happens in the McPlayhouse stays in the McPlayhouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 05:48:38 2019 No.12357694 >>12357690 Fukkn got me m8

Anonymous Tue May 21 10:44:54 2019 No.12358478

>Be me
>Four years old
>Grandparents babysitting us while parents are out of town
>Take us to McDonald's to dinner
>Lets us play in the playground when we were done eating
>I was a stubborn little bastard, refused to come down when it was time to go
>Grandparents are getting antsy
>Still not coming down
>Grandmother eventually climbs up to get me out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:41:14 2019 No.12358661 kek Past like 11pm a lot of the fast food places in the poor areas of my city require an employee to unlock the door for you if you want to go to the washroom.

Anonymous Tue May 21 14:58:51 2019 No.12359385

>>12356073
>working on brothers house one summer
>have to take a massive dump
>bathroom isn't finished yet
>drive up to BK
>almost finished emptying my bowels
>some midget mexican man comes in and starts trying to open the stall and coughing really loudly
>tell him it's occupied
>stands there while i finish, still coughing
>well fuck this guy
>don't flush
>shoulder past him
>leave
what the fuck was that about

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:52:41 2019 No.12360335 >>12356073 Fuck Burger Queer. >>12357687 >>12357690 Apparently they hire a lot of Antifa degenerates to harass and threaten female employees.

Anonymous Tue May 21 19:06:19 2019 No.12360726

One time we were in the sports cafe bar on campus, and we were smoking weed, and I started to feel a bit funny, so I went to the bathroom.
I was standing doing a piss, when my vision started to go a bit funny, then I collapsed in the corner with my cock hanging out, pissing all over the floor.
After a minute or two, I got back up, realised I was covered in piss, and made my excuses and left.
It was only about two o'clock in the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:18:31 2019 No.12361364 >>12356073 I work here. I really want to kill myself. Worst job ever, people in the kitchen take themselves way too seriously. I'm writing my sole beneficiaries and will.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:20:52 2019 No.12361385 >>12356073 >go to mcdonalds and buy a couple of milkshakes >drive to burger king and throw them all over the lobby and cash registers Fuckin commie supporting fags started the war.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:41:51 2019 No.12361546 File: 2 KB, 200x200, 1558376435235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >casually flirt with the girl taking your order >use your chest voice >get free shit works every time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:49:11 2019 No.12361588 >>12361385 Looks like an alt-right fash got a tad bit butthurt, lol! Stay assblasted, your turn is coming if you ever work up the courage to leave mum's basement.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:36:13 2019 No.12361879 My little sister got pantsed at Wendy's. That's about it. One time I saw some guys fighting at Waffle House, and one of them lost a tooth.

Anonymous Tue May 21 22:38:19 2019 No.12361890

OP, I have a gas station so I feel like I can provide some insight to this situation. People who use public shitters are just a nuisance, I don't blame the employee for acting like that. Can you not change your shirt outside? I'm assuming you're a male, don't treat someone else's business as your private wardrobe/restroom.

I have bums taking showers in the bathroom, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:38:41 2019 No.12361892 >>12360726 For gods sake get some iron anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:40:08 2019 No.12361903 >>12358478 Nice going you prick.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:41:33 2019 No.12361912 >>12361890 Have some sympathy man. "Oh no a homeless guy shaved off his neckbeard in the men's room" at least I didn't smear shit on the wall or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:42:18 2019 No.12361916 >>12361588 Im not an activist, the o ly time you would see my face is when its already too late dor you.

Anonymous Tue May 21 22:43:48 2019 No.12361928

>>12361912
I don't give a shit, I don't want to provide this service for vagrants. California law REQUIRES I provide a restroom for the entitled assholes who come by here. I would say 8 out of 10 don't even make a purchase of fuel or anything. The law states I have to provide it for CUSTOMERS WHO MAKE A PURCHASE. Go ahead and try to explain that to the scum that feels entitled to public restrooms.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:45:29 2019 No.12361931 >>12361928 The megachain you work for doesn't give a shit about your moralfagging. Give up the restroom codes wagie.

Anonymous Tue May 21 22:47:41 2019 No.12361945

>>12361931
I own the fucking station. There is no code, it's a key and I let everyone use it anyways, not worth the effort to even waste my breath speaking to someone who uses a fucking gas station restroom of all places to take a piss. I purposely keep it filthy, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:48:48 2019 No.12361949 >>12361945 Then I'll purposely piss on your wall you fucking heartless asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 00:26:17 2019 No.12362422 >>12361385 >BurgerKing got all of those /pol/tards seething Absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 00:33:12 2019 No.12362450 This reminds me of the tumblr lards that tell over reacted stories

Anonymous Wed May 22 01:07:58 2019 No.12362663

>>12361385
What's incredibly fucked about the entire scenario is my local BK's staff is chill and at least keeps the decorum up of appearing friendly to customers, while my local Mcdonalds treats me like shit, to include management, just because of how I look. What really pisses me off too is once I explain why I look the way I do, every motherfucker always says the same "oh you didn't have to tell me that, anon" bs. Yes, I did have to tell them because if I didn't they assume the worst. THANKS MSM! THANKS BLUE CHECKMARK TWATTERFAGS!
What the fuck is an anon on a budget to do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:16:02 2019 No.12362718 I quit my job at Chick Fil A after a nude dude showed up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:35:18 2019 No.12362826 >>12362663 How ugly are you? You sound like my ex wife, and she was UGleeee.

Anonymous Wed May 22 01:39:33 2019 No.12362845

>>12362422
I agree it's based, because they will do it back better than you, and your soiboy side will escalate, then they will do that better than you, and you will repeat the process until you start killing people and they will do that way better than you. Once you faggots are done weeding each other out we can have a period of peace and quiet

Anonymous Wed May 22 01:40:58 2019 No.12362858

>>12362826
Fucking hell. I left context clues that indicate it has something to do with what the MSM and the blue checkmark twatterfags have put into people's heads and this is what you came up with? Because of what the MSM and blue checkmark twatterfags have said on twitter, white guys who are bald are treated like skin heads unless they go way out of their way to counter virtue signal. I have a hairloss disorder. It doesn't just affect my hair on my scalp. Figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:43:27 2019 No.12362872 >>12362845 Man, I seriously cannot wait. I just want these freaks gone and for things to go back to normal for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:45:45 2019 No.12362880 >>12362858 Yeah ok dude. You were conceived from a context clue that my dick proposed to your mother's womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:47:33 2019 No.12362885 >>12362845 >Once you faggots are done weeding each other out we can have a period of peace and quiet One can hope

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:49:13 2019 No.12362896 >>12362858 I shave my head and I don't have these problems. You sound like a dysfunctional person.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 02:07:48 2019 No.12363007 >>12362896 What part of hairloss disorder didn't you get faggot? You probably virtue signal as described previously. Location also comes into play.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 02:11:10 2019 No.12363030 >>12362858 >I left context clues You left dick. You want people to judge what you look like, show them what you fucking look like. You DON'T want people to judge what you look like? Don't fucking bring it up, you dumb little attention whore.

Anonymous Wed May 22 02:20:02 2019 No.12363079

>>12363030
I left plenty. It's not my fault subtlety is lost on you. Your assessment doesn't even make sense. My point is that because of the MSM and blue check mark twatterfags blowing out of proportion the nazi thing they have people treating people like me differently depending on location and how politically blue the area is. And if it's happening to me, chances are it's happening to others too. Think about people who have hairloss from chemo or alopecia.

>>	Taco Pal Wed May 22 10:10:30 2019 No.12364558 >>12356073 Rude employee You should contacted manager and corporation dudes

>>	Taco Pal Wed May 22 10:11:32 2019 No.12364565 >>12356101 Were you 8 or what? Only babies wet themselves

>>	Taco Pal Wed May 22 10:12:37 2019 No.12364573 >>12361546 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 10:14:23 2019 No.12364581 >>12357687 >t. not cute enough to get McMolested

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 10:14:30 2019 No.12364583 File: 27 KB, 456x810, 1555077081780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw Your face made a perfect burger King logo

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 13:31:45 2019 No.12365362 >>12364583 It did.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 13:39:01 2019 No.12365384 >>12358478 I did the exact same thing but with my mom

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 15:26:58 2019 No.12365811 throws milkshake at you and calls you a fascist

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:06:16 2019 No.12366309 >>12364565 I was 32

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:25:44 2019 No.12367036 >>12366309 ok

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:06:09 2019 No.12367216 >>12356073 In California they literally have to lock the restroom doors with code locks bc of how many junkies there are. >In CA u have to talk to the manager just to take a piss

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:10:13 2019 No.12367238 >>12359385 He probably didn't speak English and didn't understand what you were saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:11:38 2019 No.12367244 >>12363079 >delusions of persecution No sane person is going to intuit how your obsession with “blue checkmark twatterfags” and the “MSM” has anything to do with how you feel you’re treated at your local McDonald’s

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