don't let your dreams be dreams be the cook you know you can be

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None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:08:30 2019 No.12355754 [Reply] [Original]

don't let your dreams be dreams
be the cook you know you can be

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:09:50 2019 No.12355763 >>12355754 i gained 5lbs from looking at this

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:17:33 2019 No.12355815 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:23:52 2019 No.12355854 File: 546 KB, 722x738, shaggyconfused-590bd9ddb7821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355754 >>12355815 Are you fucking for real.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:24:57 2019 No.12355859 File: 1.69 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we now set the oven to broil in preparation

None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:27:47 2019 No.12355867
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and prepare our sauce using the following ingredients
pork fat
olive oil
finely ground black pepper
coarsely ground black pepper
finely ground coffee
some garlic powder
add water
salt to taste
reduce while broiling

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:31:07 2019 No.12355880 File: 787 KB, 786x588, 1464049344486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] op im hanging on the edge of my seat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:36:47 2019 No.12355908 Lard soaked pizza grilled cheesed? What madness has taken you

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:36:50 2019 No.12355909 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we put it in the oven

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:37:48 2019 No.12355913 reddit will love this

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:41:34 2019 No.12355938 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's really important to get a good sear for the next step

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:41:43 2019 No.12355939 Why are Canadians so fucked up

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:42:49 2019 No.12355948 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] after broiling you need to thoroughly wash your sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:43:52 2019 No.12355954 >>12355948 Don't be a bitch, just eat it OP

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:44:03 2019 No.12355955 File: 1.95 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] as you can see here we have torched a beautiful crust

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:46:53 2019 No.12355967 >>12355955 That looks edible

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:47:34 2019 No.12355970 File: 1.88 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it looks so good I can hardly wait but it needs to go back in, the sauce isnt ready yet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:48:26 2019 No.12355977 File: 49 KB, 780x825, 1555089514113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355938 y

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:49:36 2019 No.12355983 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] middle rack on 350 should keep it warm and remove any remaining water residue from the wash >>12355977 it helps prevent the sandwich from getting soggy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:52:41 2019 No.12356002 is that you, dinotendies?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:54:15 2019 No.12356010 >>12356002 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:55:41 2019 No.12356024 >>12356002 Dinotendies actually eats the trash he makes from dumpster dived produce unlike this wasteful loser. Plus the inside of DT's oven doesn't look like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:56:13 2019 No.12356026 >>12356002 stovetop too clean for dt

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:57:16 2019 No.12356032 File: 2.00 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okay the sauce is ready so we carefully plate the sandwich

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 21:58:28 2019 No.12356037 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] action shot of the sauce

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:01:56 2019 No.12356059 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356024 I'm eating it right now and its delicious not a single thing was wasted

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:03:37 2019 No.12356066 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bon appetite lads if i can do it so can you cook what you want and eat it too

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:07:11 2019 No.12356089 okay I think I might have made a mistake while making this it's a little too salty, I didn't account for the salt in the cheese when I made the sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:09:00 2019 No.12356096 File: 207 KB, 400x381, mouse-dread-57baed12574ee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whole thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:09:48 2019 No.12356099 >>12356066 MUGANON? U G A N O N ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:11:45 2019 No.12356104 my arteries my mind

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:13:09 2019 No.12356109 >>12356089 THIS WHAT YOURE WORRIED ABOUT?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:14:09 2019 No.12356115 File: 55 KB, 593x767, 1556828692327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356037

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:15:12 2019 No.12356120 >>12356037 i want op to shit this out on my chest

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:16:53 2019 No.12356130 File: 1.93 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356109 don't worry I thoroughly cooked it see no pink

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:24:23 2019 No.12356164 File: 45 KB, 250x320, 2scur4crusade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356130

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:25:00 2019 No.12356169 File: 1.93 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you can even eat the crusts because we properly brined them so they were nice and soft

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:31:20 2019 No.12356212 File: 63 KB, 600x600, knightly inquiry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356169 >tooth brush >bag of googly eyes >spice and wolf mug >multiple stray bottle caps

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:33:01 2019 No.12356220 >>12356169 That's a lot of knife marks. Are you reusing a paper plate?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:34:58 2019 No.12356230 >>12356066 shit book shit show shit food shit plate everything about this is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:35:49 2019 No.12356237 File: 28 KB, 355x355, 91OvCVQPUhL._SY355_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355754 Thanks man, I really needed to hear this today.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:37:40 2019 No.12356248 >>12355970 >Energizer torch Get a Maglite you cheapskate. It's worth it.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:38:59 2019 No.12356254 File: 1.90 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356212 the caps are from these

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:43:12 2019 No.12356277 >>12356254 >literally generic brand my god

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:47:33 2019 No.12356294 >>12356254 >Box of leggings It just keeps getting stranger

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:47:58 2019 No.12356295 >>12355754 Whatever happened to Pizza at McDonald's? Do you remember it? How did it taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:48:43 2019 No.12356300 >>12355754 >>12355815 What the fuck even is this monstrosity.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:49:02 2019 No.12356302 >>12356295 it tasted a lot like what I just ate

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:49:15 2019 No.12356305 >>12356294 probably a tranny

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:50:11 2019 No.12356310 >>12356305 That would explain the mental health

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:50:22 2019 No.12356314 >>12356169 >A fucking weeb. No wonder the food you eat is absolute dogshit.

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>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 22:56:12 2019 No.12356350 >>12356305 those are for when its too hot for pants and too cold for no pants

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 22:58:08 2019 No.12356365 >>12356350 No pants and those are the same damn thing

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 23:07:15 2019 No.12356393 File: 1.93 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356365 i respectfully disagree i just put one on to prove it each leg feels entirely different

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:10:21 2019 No.12356411 >>12356393 you can also wear it under pants for when it's too cold for 1 layer of pants but not cold enough for 2

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Mon May 20 23:12:05 2019 No.12356416 >>12356411 no I usually wear underpants anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:17:37 2019 No.12356437 I’m 24 and what is this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:19:34 2019 No.12356446 >>12356437 Im also gay, dont know if that matters

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:24:48 2019 No.12356475 File: 12 KB, 480x640, 1545662938761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356254 >OP is a leaf AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:34:28 2019 No.12356523 >>12356393 what the literal fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:36:28 2019 No.12356533 >>12356393 Every picture just leads to addition questions.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:54:12 2019 No.12356605 >>12356393 why is your box spring just on more planks?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:55:31 2019 No.12356612 can you show us what other ingredients you have around and do you do requests

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:55:42 2019 No.12356613 File: 187 KB, 984x1075, 1554363983469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356393 hurt your knee while sucking for dicks?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:55:49 2019 No.12356614 >>12356533 Show us your fridge and mug collect OP!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:57:15 2019 No.12356623 File: 388 KB, 600x451, rlyniga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not even surprised /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:58:46 2019 No.12356631 File: 324 KB, 518x528, 20604224_297765700688114_5896774374355510136_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Google reverse image search >No results

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:02:15 2019 No.12356645 File: 110 KB, 1000x666, 1473749955737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355754 this made me laugh, thanks op.

Anonymous Tue May 21 00:04:27 2019 No.12356653
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>>12355754
>>12355815
>>12355854
>>12355867
>>12355909
>>12355938
>>12355948
>>12355955
>>12355970
>>12355983
>>12356032
>>12356037
>>12356066
>>12356169
I could post a thousand reaction pictures, and still not satisfy expressing the contempt and disgust for what I have seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:08:43 2019 No.12356668 >>12356066 >Spice and Wolf mug holy fucking based

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:15:31 2019 No.12356694
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>>12356605
to keep it off the floor

>>12356612
no requests for tonight, im full.
but i can show some of my ingredients

>>12356614
ok but i do have a lot of mugs

>>12356668
I have two of them

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:17:27 2019 No.12356698 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:17:38 2019 No.12356699 >>12356694 WHERE'S SASHA?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:19:41 2019 No.12356706 File: 1.87 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:20:47 2019 No.12356714 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:21:53 2019 No.12356720 File: 1.84 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:22:58 2019 No.12356723 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:24:06 2019 No.12356727 File: 1.97 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:24:59 2019 No.12356728 can you do something with the iced tea mix, coffee creamer, marshmallows and uncle ben's rice some other time

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:25:12 2019 No.12356730 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:27:29 2019 No.12356743 >>12356694 I recognize those meatgrinder parts.

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:28:26 2019 No.12356749
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the boxes on the left side in the deep freezer are all pork chops like these

>>12356728
that actually sounds very doable, but i'd want to use better coffee creamer than this whitener shit, it was a mistake buying it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:29:07 2019 No.12356750 >>12356749 why do you have so much unpackaged meat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:29:07 2019 No.12356751 >>12356698 If you're pretending to live like muganon where's sasha?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:29:42 2019 No.12356756 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I also have two types of pork belly but it's quite old, this sort is 1mm thick

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:30:21 2019 No.12356757 >>12356089 Many mistakes were made. Not one. MANY.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:31:15 2019 No.12356762 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356751 im not pretending to live like anyone who the fuck is sasha >>12356750 i handle the food you eat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:32:34 2019 No.12356769 >>12356756 Japanese company selling Canadian ham to Canadians. Very based.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:34:57 2019 No.12356776 File: 1.90 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356769 canadian company selling meat to japan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:35:54 2019 No.12356781 >>12356776 Do I spot maple syrup?

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:39:35 2019 No.12356802

>>12356781
not right now, the two top bottles are bbq sauces I was paid with
I have 3 home made jars of red pepper jelly
bottom plastic bottle is butter syrup
all cheese spread spotted are improperly coloured and oversalted cheese spread discards
they have a weird pink colour

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:40:32 2019 No.12356807 >>12356802 how do i get paid in bbq sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:40:49 2019 No.12356808 File: 13 KB, 240x250, 1525004534234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356694 that boomhower mug is based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:41:59 2019 No.12356814 >>12356776 佐藤ハム株式会社 in Meguro, Tokyo doesn't sound very Canadian.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:44:15 2019 No.12356823 >>12356814 I am a man being paid in barbecue sauce and you question if I import my meat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:44:22 2019 No.12356826 >>12356802 >bbq sauces I was paid with Where do you buy your improperly coloured cheese spread discards and do they accept bbq sauce as tender?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:47:39 2019 No.12356840 >>12356826 black diamond I had 3 cases of them they do not accept bbq sauce, shame for them, bbq sauce has a far longer shelf life

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:49:29 2019 No.12356847 File: 60 KB, 612x612, Davosad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356762 >i handle the food you eat

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:52:34 2019 No.12356858 >>12356847 I'm one of the better ones too

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:52:43 2019 No.12356859 >>12356840 Why are you being paid in bbq sauce and not money?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:54:03 2019 No.12356860 >>12356840 how do you buy discards directly? do you email and ask nicely?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 00:55:26 2019 No.12356863 Include me in le screencap

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 00:56:59 2019 No.12356866 >>12356859 stock option >>12356860 networking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:00:40 2019 No.12356872 >>12356866 do you ever just feel really cold inside and sort of lonely?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 01:04:44 2019 No.12356887 >>12356872 no that sounds fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:08:09 2019 No.12356894 >>12356037 somehow the smoke alarm makes this kino

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:09:50 2019 No.12356901 >>12356866 That still makes no sense to me. How is bbq sauce a stock option

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:11:28 2019 No.12356905 File: 29 KB, 400x396, tu,rymdtxnf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356762 >I handle the food you eat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:13:02 2019 No.12356910 >>12356901 it's a good med term investment I think, but I know know if /biz/ will agree

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:17:51 2019 No.12356925 >>12355754 Honestly man, I respect how you live, just please don't ever have children or come to Texas

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 01:31:13 2019 No.12356963 Working for Olymel I bet. Man this bring back memories.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 06:05:15 2019 No.12357740 >>12356963 no higher standards for export to japan olymel doesnt even have face masks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 07:33:20 2019 No.12357914 >>12355754 You fucking fat disgusting germ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 07:42:36 2019 No.12357944 what do you usually make for breakfast OP?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 09:08:12 2019 No.12358193 File: 48 KB, 500x490, 6862BC96-F357-4EEB-805D-AD736B14B6FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356037

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 09:08:41 2019 No.12358196 Lmao get me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 09:13:35 2019 No.12358205 >>12357740 LMAO weebs btfo imagine going to Japan only to eat meats packed by this guy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 09:27:26 2019 No.12358244 >>12355754 Meh at least you have some boxes of pasta lying around. You probably eat normal some of the time. For a 4chan kitchen tour this is pretty tame. The food isn't even that weird up until you set it on fire and wash it in the sink.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 09:32:20 2019 No.12358264 >>12355754 are we being punished for something?

Anonymous Tue May 21 10:25:41 2019 No.12358419
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>>12356220
Not only is he reusing paper plates, he/she/it is reusing filthy, soakedinfood paper plates.
>>12356863
Better thank the shrekpost b/c it's real.
>>12356925
I can respect doing what you want and eating it.
I cannot respect the filth and bad hygiene.
Most of you dirty fuckers live worse than this, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 10:26:46 2019 No.12358422 File: 1.67 MB, 1401x6556, shrek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12358419 >promised the shrekpost and posted the guntoes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 10:55:19 2019 No.12358510 >>12356393 Get your shoes off your bed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:07:37 2019 No.12358560 >>12355815 Looks good

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:20:05 2019 No.12358595 >>12355913 You have to go back

>>	SAGE Tue May 21 11:31:04 2019 No.12358631 File: 136 KB, 257x313, strenght.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356037

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:55:39 2019 No.12358713 File: 284 KB, 499x559, 1548258518585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356066 holy shit anon what the fuck

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 12:57:07 2019 No.12358934 >>12357944 I usually eat two nutrigrain bars on my first break at work, or have one before work if i'm especially hungry that morning when it's the weekend I'm more of a dinner for breakfast sort of person

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 14:15:57 2019 No.12359231 >>12358934 What’s the best dinner for breakfast meal. I’m more of a breakfast for dinner kinda guy, but I’m not opposed to switching.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 14:27:38 2019 No.12359255 >>12356037 Lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 14:38:15 2019 No.12359282 good thread

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 14:39:21 2019 No.12359289 put me in the screencap

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 14:42:06 2019 No.12359302

>>12359231
a single boneless pork chop will easily replace toast with bacon if you want something light that will get you to later in the day

butter and pasta is basically your cereal, after straining off most of the water you can toss in an egg and sugar if you want to be fancy, it makes something similar to a hollandaise sauce but I wouldn't do that every day, hollandaise is pretty rich

breakfast hash on the other hand is a good staple for any meal time, being just a standard veggie mix with bacon and potatoes thrown in.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 14:56:25 2019 No.12359371 >>12355859 why are you doing this in the dark

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 14:59:33 2019 No.12359389 >>12359371 its not in the dark but its bad lighting for photos my kitchen has had its light out for over a year and I don't know how to get the thing open while I have a window going from this room into the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 14:59:43 2019 No.12359390 File: 229 KB, 600x800, 64557947_p4_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356393 Cute! https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3955858

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 15:10:52 2019 No.12359444 >>12359390 you should see the other side

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 15:21:34 2019 No.12359507 >>12359444 post it then, its kinda hard to make out all of the mugs from the pictures you posted

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 15:26:12 2019 No.12359531 >>12356066 anime

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 15:27:23 2019 No.12359537 File: 1.89 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12359507 are you perhaps craving my mcnuggies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 15:45:39 2019 No.12359610 >>12359537 hohoho quite provocative that is. careful now, you wouldn't want to be caught with that

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 15:59:17 2019 No.12359678 File: 211 KB, 508x493, 1518283851387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 17:18:56 2019 No.12360126 I'm going to go grocery shopping is there anything you guys want me to pick up

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:31:15 2019 No.12360209 >>12360126 turkey bacon turkey legs sliced turkey lunch meat shaved turkey breast 3 bags of turkey jerky 1 whole turkey turkey sausage turkey hotdogs turkey broth tofurky

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:32:44 2019 No.12360219 >>12355815 Oh god I needed this laugh. Horrendous.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:33:22 2019 No.12360227 >>12355754 What's that slop you're cooking it in? i'd pick different cheese for this

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 17:36:56 2019 No.12360248 >>12360209 potatos+ >>12355867

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:39:16 2019 No.12360264 i forgot turkey breakfast sausage and ground turkey

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:40:33 2019 No.12360268 >>12356393 based and cutepilled

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:40:46 2019 No.12360269 File: 65 KB, 729x694, 1498711129624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12356254 Fuck Canada

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:44:24 2019 No.12360293 File: 48 KB, 540x361, 1471037376997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12359390 your ability to ID that pillow is upsetting me

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 17:49:32 2019 No.12360318

>>12360264
>>12360209
i'll look for turkey but I can't promise all of this
even though its been a while since I've had turkey, a whole bird of any sort would be quite excessive, or at the very least inconvenient since they're frozen
i'm not a wasteful person so i'd end up using every last bit of a bird short of the cartilage and tendons, I might do a quail or something at some point but i'm just going to the closest one

also does anyone else hate how useless flyers are? i'm not a phone poster so I can't just take you guys with me

https://flyers.smartcanucks.ca/canada/metro-on-flyer-may-16-to-221/all

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 17:53:42 2019 No.12360341 >>12356037 OH NO NO NO NO!

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 18:09:53 2019 No.12360401 File: 1.93 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okay walking to the store now be back in a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 18:12:40 2019 No.12360410 Someone please screen cap this thread. The ogre tranny weeb of /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 18:37:01 2019 No.12360539 >>12360410 Up the shut fuck, redditor

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 18:44:41 2019 No.12360581 >>12360401 safe travels!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 19:27:15 2019 No.12360828 >>12356032 I see you removed your smoke detector to achieve that masterful sear.

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 19:27:30 2019 No.12360832

okay im back just going to unpack everything I got

the lady at the cash register purposely reached all the way to the back to try and put my eggs and onions together instead of with the strawberry marshmellows and turkey

do they get some sort of sick thrill out of the idea of making customers waste their food or something

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 19:39:14 2019 No.12360889
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okay i put away the lunch meals and this is what else i got, i wont be using all of this right now but jesus christ its hot outside, i'm gonna cool down a bit and then start on dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 19:56:41 2019 No.12360966 File: 3.98 MB, 600x337, SPACEBALLS THE REACTION GIF.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12360889 >it begins again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 20:00:48 2019 No.12360997 File: 8 KB, 193x261, strangerwith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355754 do Meth you're a kitchen working pushing 40 wow, and you want my respect? my fucking sides you're a cook

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 20:01:00 2019 No.12361002 >>12360889 So that was a negative on the plate huh

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 20:16:09 2019 No.12361073 >>12361002 they didnt have any, or quails but i did get something kinda special you can see

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 20:43:53 2019 No.12361188 >>12356762 >i handle the food you eat unlikely, leaf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 20:52:04 2019 No.12361223 >>12356762 >i handle the food you eat Oh shit. At first I read it like >i handle the food, you eat somehow. Like the egg force feeding greentext.

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 20:54:43 2019 No.12361237

actually sorry guys this heats killing me im not gonna do anything fancy im just gonna make some tankatsu, i'll do what I was planning tomorrow
im gonna try to improve the lighting situation in the kitchen while I wait for yesterdays sauce to boil off the pan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:03:41 2019 No.12361289 File: 60 KB, 434x434, 1511788926149.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12360889

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:07:34 2019 No.12361310 I once made a pizza sandwich and put a gyro inbetween so I understand you OP

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:15:41 2019 No.12361346
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okay first things first, we are cooking from frozen so im going to thaw these out in the oven first, pick thinner chops if you dont like screwworm

these will be on at about 300 for about 20 minutes while we get everything else ready

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None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:21:10 2019 No.12361390
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picking your onion is your most important bit
since we are trying to make sure we use all the onions, always pick your worst onion, unless it is too far gone
this one was the first to hit the ground when the bag fell from ceiling height when the hook popped off, making a good candidate even though I inspected all the onions when I bought them a few hours ago

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:22:16 2019 No.12361399 >>12361346 Anon hasn’t responded for an hour... maybe the poor hygiene and standards finally got to him

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:23:23 2019 No.12361408 >>12361390 >>12361399 Never mind I just can’t maths Despite the rest of your house, your ability to select the worst of the batch first to ensure no waste of money is admirable

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:30:00 2019 No.12361458
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remove the root and top then peel and discard the outer layer, if you are very thrifty you can still use those bits to make an onion stock.
we are not making onion stock.

separate larger rings, we will be tempuraing them along side the tankatsu.
the smaller rings we will chop aside from the one that rolled behind the freezer right after i took this picture when i decided to put it in the other pile

always trust your instincts and never second guess yourself if you want to succeed

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:34:49 2019 No.12361490
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pour out panko onto a plate or bowl
if you do not have panko, an acceptable substitute is well crushed cheerios, or coarsely crushed cornflakes.
do NOT use standard bread crumbs that is fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:35:21 2019 No.12361496 >>12361458 >always trust your instincts and never second guess yourself if you want to succeed Based wise trash Canuck

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:44:54 2019 No.12361563
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select your eggs, depending on how they were placed in the grocery store, you can know which ones are most likely to expire, I've reorganized my eggs in order to maximize my own storage time.

these are from the back two corners of a box that was in the back of the cooler, the rest of the eggs were kept cooler and will therefor expire not as quickly, though nearly expired eggs have their own uses.

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:46:12 2019 No.12361574
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do not be afraid of yolk, it is the best part, we are giving the yolks to boomhauer for safe keeping, they will be used for the pork, while the whites will be used for the onions

None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:48:50 2019 No.12361586
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I have made a miscalculation
though I have oil I do not have a way to get enough out into the pan for frying and will need to be creative in a moment here, but I do have a plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:51:46 2019 No.12361600 >>12361563 >>12361574 You have lovely hand and nails anon

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:52:50 2019 No.12361603 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okay its working

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:52:59 2019 No.12361605 >>12361586 About to witness some absolutely based creativity here boys, get ready

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:54:01 2019 No.12361616 >>12361603 You have plenty of oil, why is this necessary? I’m laughing my ass off though so Godspeed anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 21:54:55 2019 No.12361622 >>12361603 Why don't you just dig out the plastic flow limiter with a knife like a normal human?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 21:56:57 2019 No.12361640 >>12361616 the spout is a cork stopper and thin tube >>12361622 1, that would cork the oil, which is gross 2, that would destroy the flow limiter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:03:19 2019 No.12361682 >>12361640 >1, that would cork the oil, which is gross Fair. The bottle's gonna topple once enough oil has drained and your arrangement become top-heavy you know that right

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:03:22 2019 No.12361683 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] really toss and soak those fucking unions like the dirty wage slaves they are

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:07:00 2019 No.12361698 File: 2.00 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sling the filthy white soaked onions into the panko and dirty them up panko in egg white may be repurposed for later use or kept to stretch the yolks in the next step

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:09:09 2019 No.12361712 File: 1.83 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] because we do not want to waste oil we will be limiting the space used

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:10:28 2019 No.12361717 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will have to experiment with the heat given our lack of contact area

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:13:44 2019 No.12361744 okay can confirm heats fine the water test confirms also im putting on pants for safety

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:18:46 2019 No.12361779 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for the next step we fry the onions up and pull the chops out of the oven without knocking anything over

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:21:07 2019 No.12361792 >>12361698 my god you utter failure, there's more panko in the eggs than on the onions.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:23:18 2019 No.12361807 File: 1.87 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:24:24 2019 No.12361815 File: 1.86 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everything is used

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:28:36 2019 No.12361840 File: 1.84 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everything

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:30:44 2019 No.12361855 >>12356254 Quebec?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:33:53 2019 No.12361866 File: 1.96 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12361855 if I was in quebec there wouldnt be any english on them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:39:04 2019 No.12361897 >>12361866 bump for onion rings

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:40:54 2019 No.12361908 >>12361897 6 mins between that post and your bump, how fucking desperate are you to suck his eggs jesus

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:42:26 2019 No.12361918 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:43:32 2019 No.12361925 File: 1.97 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the top wasnt covered by oil so i poured some more on top flipping should be interesting

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:47:27 2019 No.12361941 File: 1.95 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looking good so far gonna transfer to the dry side and drain it while the next goes in

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:50:26 2019 No.12361956 are you gonna do anything with that hot chocolate mix?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:52:22 2019 No.12361965 >>12361866 I looked up what province has that beer and its only ontario

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:53:10 2019 No.12361971 >>12361956 not tonight but I do use it for both deserts and meats

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 22:53:11 2019 No.12361972 >>12361941 >looking good it looks terrible and you know it

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 22:56:49 2019 No.12361990 File: 2.00 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im not positive on why it does this sometimes at the end of a batch, its a slow foam

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:03:37 2019 No.12362023 File: 37 KB, 300x250, fTZfdOSxHb-12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355754 OP you're like dinotendies but more nuanced. respect

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:04:42 2019 No.12362036 File: 220 KB, 940x940, 1558139770275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What in the fuck are you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:11:15 2019 No.12362063 >>12361990 too much crap like fried meat juice, panko bits, and egg bits in a small vol of low temperature oil because you somehow cook like a hobo even when you have decent ingredients and equipment.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 23:11:40 2019 No.12362066 File: 1.93 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nearly finished just need to plate and garnish

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 23:13:41 2019 No.12362076 File: 1.93 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] voila and dinner is served lads rate /10

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:15:32 2019 No.12362084 File: 17 KB, 432x432, 1460181013378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12362076 that's pretty nice looking actually

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:16:17 2019 No.12362088 >>12355815 I'd eat this honestly. Once. Because I'd be dead afterward.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:18:35 2019 No.12362098 >>12362076 3/10 1 for the choice candy, 1 for using panko, 1 for waste reducing strategies in action. I'd give you one more if you put a bit more sauce and served it with a cold generic beer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:19:38 2019 No.12362104 >>12362076 What are those pink things? For home cooking it looks 7/10 but knowing what your house is like it sadly has to be demoted to a 6/10

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 23:19:48 2019 No.12362105 >>12362098 im out of cold generic beer its with a james ready

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:20:51 2019 No.12362107 >>12362098 Only a 3/10? It looks perfectly edible

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 23:21:28 2019 No.12362113 >>12362104 strawberry marshmellows when they're warm they are better than any of your childhood experiences at a campfire

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:21:34 2019 No.12362114 >>12362076 Looks unironically edible compared to the first thing. Are those Dots?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:21:36 2019 No.12362115 >>12362066 Clean your stove you fucking animal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:23:37 2019 No.12362127 There's this aura of pure insanity and chaos around your life

Anonymous Tue May 21 23:23:44 2019 No.12362128

>>12362115
Did you even look at the rest of the pictures? There’s more problems than just the stovetop
>>12362113
That sounds odd with what you have, but considering the first... thing you posted here, I would say it’s probably alright.

Seriously you washed a fucking sandwich. What the fuck were you even thinking. Please only make posts like your second post from now on, it seems like a decent meal

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:24:55 2019 No.12362134 >>12362127 It’s not an aura, it’s an atmosphere

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:27:20 2019 No.12362146 you're portraying my life op

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:33:51 2019 No.12362176 >>12362128 Dirty stoves trigger me more than anything, especially the crud around the heating units.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue May 21 23:38:03 2019 No.12362191 >>12362176 I'm going to let you know right now that only one of my 4 elements does not produce smoke that smells like burnt hair and soldering and for the record, a couple weeks ago I did actually do a really big clean up of my apartment

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:41:03 2019 No.12362211 >>12362191 >only one does not produce smoke >a couple weeks ago I did a really big clean up Jesus Christ m8 I cant even imagine what it used to be like

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:53:53 2019 No.12362280 >>12361490 That's a lot of panko

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:56:15 2019 No.12362293 >>12361807 YOWTF HAPPENED HERE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 23:56:32 2019 No.12362294 vomit in a frying pan. pizza slices with cheese in the fucking middle on top of that monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 00:29:29 2019 No.12362433 >>12362293 Seriously why has no one else been asking questions about these zebra icing glazed pork chops

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 00:33:18 2019 No.12362451 >>12362433 do you have brain problems

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 00:52:28 2019 No.12362555 >>12362433 Buy eyeglasses

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 00:59:34 2019 No.12362589 >>12362451 >>12362555 Okay assholes tell me at first glance you don't see what I saw, and tell me I'm wrong for assuming the worst at this point

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:01:58 2019 No.12362613 >>12362589 I’m neither of those two and you’re retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 01:56:25 2019 No.12362925 File: 849 KB, 758x802, 1552941973742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what on gods green earth is this fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 06:35:32 2019 No.12363966 >>12355815 >>12355754 Fuck off retard tripfag

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 06:39:43 2019 No.12363973 >>12356314 anime website

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 06:43:06 2019 No.12363981 >>12356762 >I handle the food you eat explain

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 06:58:12 2019 No.12364008 the internet was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 08:20:04 2019 No.12364151 File: 58 KB, 722x349, 32A0E6CE-FD17-4A98-82F1-4F138F4E4B9C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12361807 This can not be possible, I refuse

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 08:36:38 2019 No.12364209 >>12362925 thread police, on patrol. I made taco rice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 08:39:32 2019 No.12364220 >this is the first post when i visit /ck/ Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 10:03:35 2019 No.12364510 File: 201 KB, 286x304, srsly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed May 22 13:18:07 2019 No.12365315

Guys I'm drunk and I can't find a good general thread to post this in but I need help: I have frozen shrimp and frozen fried rice from trader joes. Would it be better to wait for the shrimp to unthaw or will the texture be just find straight from frozen? Also they are pre-cooked I think, as they are red

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 13:50:13 2019 No.12365421 >>12365315 Just thaw them in a bowl of warm water. Then cook them in a pan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 15:26:34 2019 No.12365808 File: 62 KB, 3840x2160, 1546256909834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12362191 Wake up op, time to get some grub going again!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 15:33:54 2019 No.12365839 >>12355970 seing this can cause cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 15:39:50 2019 No.12365856 >>12365315 the texture will be shit frozen, thaw them out. it's super fast, if you put them in a bowl of hot water they should be good to go in like 5 minutes, maybe replace the water a few minutes in

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 15:46:06 2019 No.12365893 >>12365808 and that you're right about, I've just gotten home from work now i'm going to make some coffee, have a light snack, and then prepare what i'll be having tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 15:49:57 2019 No.12365918 File: 431 KB, 640x478, 1547258949265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12355754 Based El Pueblo

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 16:06:44 2019 No.12366013 This is the first good thread on /ck/ in weeks

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:27:32 2019 No.12366132 File: 1.88 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okay boys first step is get out your tools and ingredients

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:28:45 2019 No.12366140
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insert your filter into your filter holder, but do not add anything yet
you should always wash your filter to ensure you get the taste of your brew, not of your filter.

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:33:04 2019 No.12366158
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fill your coffee maker to the appropriate level of water for your coffee maker.
Keep in mind that larger coffee makers are ill-equipped to handle small batches
this is a single cup coffee maker, I bought it for 5 dollars and it has no safety features, I do have another one, but it does not make good coffee with less than 4 cups of coffee so I do not use it often.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:34:10 2019 No.12366166 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for anything containing a sugar, it will have trouble permeating the filter, so I suggest you do as I am

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:35:15 2019 No.12366173 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] toss the hot chocolate about the filter, it will coat all areas, maximizing your permeation of the chocolate flavours

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:36:22 2019 No.12366179
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then add your coffee, appropriate amounts of course, do not make it too bold, but do not use too little coffee that your machine does not work properly and gives you beige tinted water

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:38:18 2019 No.12366191 File: 1.96 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] discuss your sponsorship with a foreign country I self identify as a ugandan martial artist, so my wakaliwood mug was an easy choice.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:40:29 2019 No.12366207 File: 1.95 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] close lid, turn it on, put the mug into the coffee maker before the coffee drips out and badly stains your chest freezer again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 16:41:52 2019 No.12366213 >>12366191 Is this official merch or did you get it custom made?

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:44:30 2019 No.12366227
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one spoon of sugar, do not be greedy, we are here to taste the coffee

>>12366213
it is official merchandise
they are they best type of niggers and I support them whole heartedly

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:45:36 2019 No.12366234 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] little bit of creamer, but not too much to overpower our hard work

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 16:46:55 2019 No.12366243 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] use the handle of a plastic knife to stir together this is the only purpose a plastic knives life can serve adequately and we do not make waste here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 16:55:27 2019 No.12366275 >>12355754 >>12355815 >>12355909 >>12355867 >>12356066 Do Canadians really do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 16:59:03 2019 No.12366289 File: 108 KB, 600x600, 1556097630864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12366243 Why do you use such unconventional and out-of-the-norm methods and aesthetics in your life? Most peculiar sapience.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 17:01:33 2019 No.12366295 >>12366289 cause im not a little bitch

Anonymous Wed May 22 17:24:04 2019 No.12366386
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>>12366295
But that doesn't explain anything. Care reveal some more about your life principles? You seem to want to use everything in maximum efficiency, yet you live in a chaotic environment, which lessens points in said efficience output. You may have some kind of mental instability, that makes you unable to recognize some aspects of your life as insane.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 17:30:42 2019 No.12366424 File: 1.83 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first collect your ingredients for dinner >>12366386 I do not understand your question

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:38:33 2019 No.12366460 >>12366424 about to see some good shit here lads. what's on the menu tonight boss?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 17:40:02 2019 No.12366465 File: 1.89 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remove bone from packaging

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 17:48:02 2019 No.12366509 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] insert your weiners into the packaging

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 17:52:46 2019 No.12366529 File: 1.97 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] transfer to pan for storage, sprinkle with beef bouillon this will both eliminate the need for salt and the need for beef

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:56:25 2019 No.12366548 >>12362076 yo that actually looks really good i'd probably pay $6 for it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:57:03 2019 No.12366551 >>12366529 are you re-using the parchment paper from earlier with your porkchops? cmon man thats disgusting

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 18:01:33 2019 No.12366575 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] add onions from yesterday >>12366551 its like you dont even know what parchment paper is its a flavour storage medium you barbarian

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:05:15 2019 No.12366589 >>12366509 >>12366529 >>12366575 Someone explain to me how this is any less cringy than that faggy chili recipe with the stick man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:06:12 2019 No.12366597 >>12366589 you're autistic if you cringe at the thought of having fun

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:09:54 2019 No.12366618 File: 64 KB, 1024x994, 51E8C22B-BB44-467F-8399-BE6BAAA3C545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is a hazard. How in the world do you eat like this and still remain healthy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:13:48 2019 No.12366637 >>12366597 I like fun. I just don't think threads like this are funny. Or original.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 18:17:28 2019 No.12366660 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] finely dice mushrooms and apply generously

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 18:18:34 2019 No.12366664 File: 1.82 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] prepare your spoon julienne >>12366637 they arent meant to be funny they're meant to be delicious

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 18:19:40 2019 No.12366672 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] scoop your olives without fear of overmoisture on your cutting board

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 18:23:14 2019 No.12366693 File: 1.95 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] slice and apply

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:31:41 2019 No.12366752 >>12366693 wow OP just went mediteran

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:34:16 2019 No.12366773 this thread is nice and OP is nice by association

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 18:36:25 2019 No.12366785
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remember that you do not have butchers twine
soak and sharpen your least favourite chopsticks
skewer your creation like so
set oven to 350 because everything is best at 350
now to work on the sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:39:20 2019 No.12366801 >>12366618 >and still remain healthy What makes you think he does?

Anonymous Wed May 22 18:52:10 2019 No.12366875

>>12366243
why not put the hot cocoa in the hot coffee after it's done, that's what I do. I mean in the end there's probably no difference but you might lose out on some cocoa with the way you do it.
also if you get a bigger coffee maker that has a glass jar you can make the best ramen noodles in it, for some reason being drip fed hot water plumpens the noodles right up without making them all limp and gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:54:44 2019 No.12366887 >>12366672 I just grab them with my hand

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:56:01 2019 No.12366893 >>12366887 idiot. don't contaminate pickled products.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:58:12 2019 No.12366906 >>12366785 i see u also watched chef john :)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:01:01 2019 No.12366922 Reminder that your "art" is dogshit

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 19:01:56 2019 No.12366924
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action shot of the angry german

>>12366801
just like anyone else, I'm dying one moment at a time.
strong as an ox tho

>>12366875
it flavours the coffee instead of adding flavour to the coffee

>>12366887
idiot. don't contaminate pickled products.

>>12366906
I was classically trained by a chef john

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:07:45 2019 No.12366949 >>12356814 That's the importer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:09:46 2019 No.12366958 OP do you live anywhere in the GTA? Can I get a house tour please.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 19:12:50 2019 No.12366974 File: 1.95 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12366958 no and no, but you can get a preview of tomorrows dinner /dab/ >>12366922 yowhodis

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Wed May 22 19:14:54 2019 No.12366985 File: 75 KB, 496x459, WeeabooBasher.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] only a weeaboo could bring so much shame

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:37:59 2019 No.12367083 >>12366924 they're in a jar of vinegar I'm not contaminating anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:41:16 2019 No.12367104 >>12367083 >t. chemistry dropout

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 19:53:03 2019 No.12367168 >>12367083 you disgust me

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 19:59:05 2019 No.12367187 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] boom its out of the oven

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:03:42 2019 No.12367205 File: 377 KB, 436x960, 1546449956153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12367187 WHAT IN THE GODDAMN

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:05:07 2019 No.12367213 >>12367187 she's a beaut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:07:05 2019 No.12367225 File: 396 KB, 1570x1536, 1520395155350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12367187 it looks radioactive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:07:21 2019 No.12367227 >>12367187 it's alive!

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:10:50 2019 No.12367242 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] those of you with a degree in history may recognize this

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:12:27 2019 No.12367248 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] action shot of the sauce and kraut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:13:24 2019 No.12367252 >>12366140 >string floating in filter water >paper plate in sink ????

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:13:32 2019 No.12367253 File: 1.96 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heres an optional step to wow the kids

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:15:42 2019 No.12367261 >>12367248 What is that disgusting sauce you put on everything? It can't just be pork fat and some other stuff. That looks much more revolting.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:15:53 2019 No.12367262 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it looks more impressive in person I swear, the cameras not the greatest at picking up small flames

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:17:28 2019 No.12367268 File: 1.94 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and thats how you make a turkey dragon anyways guys im really hungry and it smells amazing, the sauce is perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:34:02 2019 No.12367335 File: 199 KB, 574x573, IMG_20190523_013237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12366575 the dirt on your worktop has a very anime face

None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:38:00 2019 No.12367357
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since we're at bumplimit i'll post some other things i've made and taken pictures of in the past

>>12367261
they're all entirely different sauces

this one is literally just kraut that has been lightly strained, the remaining vinegar on the kraut, and butter, with yesterdays remaining panko bits

so I guess, vinegar, cabbage, butter

yesterdays was just a sweet bbq sauce I was paid in

the day before i've answered multiple times

>>12367335
nani?!

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:39:06 2019 No.12367362 File: 1.90 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:40:11 2019 No.12367371 File: 1.92 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:40:13 2019 No.12367372 >>12366893 Code3 man cut up the spoon with the raw chicken knife and you worry about contamination via hand

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Wed May 22 20:41:17 2019 No.12367377 File: 1.90 MB, 3296x2472, 100_1517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:47:13 2019 No.12367399 >>12367242 >degree in history I thought it was a seal. Plesiosaurus?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:53:25 2019 No.12367421 >>12367362 Oooh you actually captured the drip in process, nice! /p/ would like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 23:20:40 2019 No.12368343 >>12366289 convention is just a way of limiting your mind

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