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12351011 No.12351011[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>walk downstairs in the am and see this

how do you respond?

>> No.12351021

>>12351011
seek therapy incel

>> No.12351023

y... you too

>> No.12351025

>>12351011
blunt force trauma to both skulls then whatever i want. ; )

>> No.12351026
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12351026

>>12351011
Tell her to put longer pants on and to burn the ones she's currently wearing once she does. I'm tired of the young dressing like harlots.

>> No.12351027
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12351027

>>12351011

>> No.12351028

>>12351025
based latch key kid

>> No.12351034

>>12351011
Good morning.

>> No.12351044

>oh, I'm in the wrong forum
spices

>> No.12351048

"You're gonna scald the white off your legs cooking without pants on. Go get dressed and come back!"

>> No.12351052

>>12351011
Stop putting me in these lame ass hypothetical situations where I'm married and have a hot daughter. I'm 26 y/o, I have no aspirations of getting married right now.

>> No.12351060

>>12351052
So you're never going to have kids. Good to know.
If you think it gets easier to have kids later, you're silly. You can still pull overnighters at 26, and kids require those in the first few years.
You're literally never going to have kids if you're thinking this way.

>> No.12351062

>>12351011
[ ] Good morning girls! What are you cooking? It smells great!
[ ] I'll do the cooking around here. The last breakfast you two made nearly got the dog sick.
[X] Threaten: Get the fuck out of my kitchen you cunts.
[ ] Persuasion 30%: You two. Lose the panties; let's get freaky.

>> No.12351066

>>12351060
I don't want to have kids, not with the world this overpopulated.

>> No.12351068

>>12351060
You're retarded.

>> No.12351069

>>12351060
>having kids

>> No.12351070
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12351070

>>12351021
>t.

>> No.12351071

>>12351066
Shut the fuck up. Have sex loser.