/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12348607]

Why are wings always appetizers? What if I want to eat them as my main meal?

[Anonymous No.12348615]

Then you are black.

[Anonymous No.12348616]

>>12348607
Because they're cheap, but everyone loves wings. Restaurants want people to buy chicken meals and such. You can do as I do and order the appetizer as your meal and tell the server to ring it up as a meal so it comes out at the same time as everyone else's.

[Anonymous No.12349505]

>>12348607
Then get them as your meal. Who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.12349526]

>>12348607
Eat more of them and get a side of fries.

[Anonymous No.12350099]

>>12348615
my sides
asshole I just choked on my freezie pop.

[Anonymous No.12350116]

>>12350099
Thanks, I cringed. Hard.

[Anonymous No.12350140]

>>12350116
I crunched, hard...on my freezie pop

[Anonymous No.12350145]

>>12350140
most gays do

[Anonymous No.12350147]

>>12348607
Because they are a small, tasty morsel meant to make you hungrier for a bigger meal. They are NOT made to be a meal in and of themselves.

[Anonymous No.12350150]

>>12350140
Don't do this anon. Your baby teeth will hurt.

[Anonymous No.12350164]

>>12350145
>>12350150
you guys are good.

[Anonymous No.12350215]

One thing that annoys me of buffalo wings, is the dipping sauce. I mean, I don't like that it's in a bowl, because if you dip half the wing in it, you get a lot of sauce on the end of the wing where there isn't meat, so you just get your fingers even more dirty, and end up wasting the dip. It would be cool to have a contraption that creates like a little waterfall of dip, so that I could have some dip fall on the central part of the wing.

[Anonymous No.12350282]

>>12350215
>you just get your fingers even more dirty
>I could have some dip fall on the central part of the wing

[Anonymous No.12350295]

>>12350282
I tried that as well but too little of the dip sticks, and instead all the buffalo sauce comes off

[Anonymous No.12350302]

>Take a bite of chicken don't chew
>Take a spoonful of sauce
Wa La.

[Anonymous No.12350323]

>>12350302
still not convinced desu

[Anonymous No.12350325]

>>12348607
>Wanting to eat hot wings

[Anonymous No.12350335]

>>12348607
>Why are wings always appetizers?
They take a while to eat if you aren't being wasteful. There are little tasty bits on the ends that are worth eating, but for an actual meal it just takes too long. Would rather eat the legs for a meal.

[Anonymous No.12350341]

>>12348607
But they aren't always appetizers. See: Zaxby's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop, and those are just a few large chains that I can think of off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.12350348]

>>12350295
What about replacing the bone with a straw filled with wing sauce?

[Anonymous No.12350371]

>>12350348

[Anonymous No.12350377]

>>12350348
or wait, just change one thing, make the wing already covered in buffalo wing sauce, and the straw filled with cheese dip. Then it's 10/10

[Anonymous No.12350391]

>>12350147
>Eating makes him more hungry
Can nothing stop the Amerilard?

[Anonymous No.12351785]

>>12350215
Bite on the part with the sauce, then bite on the part without the sauce. Distribute sauce while chewing.

There you go.

[Anonymous No.12351789]

>>12348607
>1500 calories are an "appetizer" in America

[Anonymous No.12351888]

>>12348615
I was going to say I'm not black but when I thought about it I realized the one time I just had wings for the meal at a place and someone else at the table did the same thing: he was black.

[Anonymous No.12352084]

>>12350215
Pro tip: wings almost always come with either carrot sticks or celery sticks. Use the veggies to smear dip on the wings, then eat the veggies.