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>> No.12347516

>>12347507
oy vey

>> No.12347522

>>12347514
god that looks so dense. just go to a bakery ffs

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>> No.12347530

>>12347522

just let it rise longer

besides, a hamburger bun should be denser than say a french loaf

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>> No.12347572

>>12347540
SO MUCH OF THAT MISSED THE WOK I'M PISSED

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>>12347572
probably cheaper with wasted ingredients than hiring wagies to flip the food instead

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>> No.12347972

>>12347533
Something's fucky in this webm. If that's steak she's cutting, why are there pomegranate seeds on it? Otherwise, that's a really touch chocolate cake she's cutting into.

>> No.12347989
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wew not one day can go by without a webm thread.
why do you get so fucking hard over webm threads? you love the attention and sit back and laugh like a cheeky basement dweller? OP you must have better things to do than this, it's sad that this is your only pleasure in life.

btw here is the egg fag for ya..

>> No.12347992

There is a webum of a surly looking guy trapped in an egg fort and all he does is make egg sammiches. I wish i could find it. I wonder how he gets out without breaking any eggs.

>> No.12347999

>>12347972
She is a whore shaking her tits at the camera for attention, can't you see it m8?

>> No.12348009

>>12347830
illegal mexicans are pretty cheap

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>>12347499
>webm thread omg webms where are they all I need webms in my life so bad i cannot go one day without webms I'm such a silly fuck. I need em bad like pic related.
^That's OP.

>> No.12348069

>>12347514
who the fuck eats preszals wit a hamburger? and the fact those buns didn't rise one bit makes me think they're dense as fuck

>> No.12348094

>>12348069
OP likes meat in between his buns.

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>> No.12348692

These webms AGAIN. Seen posted million plus one.

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>> No.12348701

>>12347499
>>>/wsg/
where sound is retard.

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>>12348701
this webm guy is just hungry for attention. he doesn't care that there isn't sound

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>> No.12348743

>>12347992
That's a good one. Why do people get mad at that particular webm?

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>>12348743

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>> No.12348839

>>12348731
how do I get in?

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>> No.12348907

>>12348816
how the fuck do you even eat that before it melts, and avoid brain freeze

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>> No.12348993

>>12348839
you will never know, people who has entered has never been seen again.

>> No.12348997

>>12348731
what is she making? Is it just batter?

>> No.12349021

>>12348997
If you watched the whole thing you should know, no one cant be this retarded.

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>>12348701
>where sound is retard

>> No.12349233

>>12349190
>It's where sound is available for webms, which offers a superior viewing and sharing experience. The fact that you insist on using this board for the same purposes makes you not unlike someone who has debilitating mental deficiencies.

>> No.12349243

>>12347533
She looks like a girl whom I asked out and got rejected by years ago

>> No.12349260

>>12347989
?

>> No.12349336

>>12347524
this is so wrong it hurts

>> No.12349372

>>12349260
?

>> No.12349405

>>12349021
let me clarify; What is the batter? I get the basic gist

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>> No.12349423

>>12348716
she has some weins face

>> No.12349435

>>12347533
I hate women

>> No.12349511

>>12349435
Because you can't have them

>> No.12349513

>>12349409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8

>> No.12349551

>>12349405
eggs, flour, and water I assume.
dont see a place like that using anything other than basic ingredients.

>> No.12349553

>>12347524
Overcooked.

>> No.12349560

>>12347830
This is in China, automated food cooking is just their next big thing, it's not really about saving money, it's the extravagance of having a machine cook for you.

>> No.12349581

>>12347524
>hmmmm i love le steak!
>lather it in butter, canola oil, rosemary, pepper, garlic, thyme until the meat becomes only a texture and you taste only spices

>> No.12349598

>>12349581
That's a 2" thick cut of ribeye, if you can only taste the spices your tastebuds are retarded or you fucked something up.

>> No.12349616

>>12349598
>tastebuds are retarded
What? As far as I know tastebuds cannot have a mental disorder.

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>>12348692

>> No.12349688

>>12348716
others are more annoying

>> No.12349804

>>12349551
you're probably right but you never know; i'll probably make it like a biscuit

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>>12347524
>garlic
>2 cloves
>adds 3 cloves

>> No.12349891

>>12347822
Next time he should try adding some steak to those peppercorns.

>> No.12349927

>>12348681
What the fuck did I just watch? Crab stock with raw mushroom in a fucking wine glass?

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>>12349233
This is /ck/, where people come for food and cooking related content. People don't go to that other board for food and cooking content - they come to /ck/ specifically. I'm sorry that this simple concept is too complex for you to understand.

>> No.12349935

>>12349409
I didn't see any milk trucks in this WebM, I just saw a girl with massive tits.

>> No.12349977

>>12347937
That one a minute in worried me for a second.

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>>12349688

>> No.12350015

>>12347822
>steak is already cut
>cuts the steak more
wtf?

>> No.12350019

>>12348716
She's way cuter and more tolerable than the other hags at Insider.

>> No.12350035

>>12348731
Egads! How does one egress from such a predicament?

>> No.12350041

>>12350003
Do white people really tear their food apart with their bare hands like animals before they eat it?

>> No.12350042

>>12350003
I'd cum inside of her cunt and make her drink my own piss

if you know what I mean.

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>>12350041
no, retards do.

>> No.12350053

>>12350003
do Americans really?

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>>12350072
>chorizo

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>>12350076
don't post this

>> No.12350109

>>12347989
It's to bad he died. Left his family behind. His son didnt persue his dads legacy so the egg shack has been dismantled for new vendors to move in. Cherish this webm in his memory and honor. He is looking down on us all and wants everyone to rest easy, especially his frequent customers.

>> No.12350220

>>12347500
what a ridiculous amount of ingredients. This is why mixes exist.

>> No.12350233

>>12347524
>bake
>then sear
literally why. Restaurants always do the opposite.

>> No.12350269

>>12350233
because whoever did it is an idiot. usually you sear meat to keep in the juices hence why you sear first. I bet that steak was as chewy as leather.

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>> No.12350370

>>12350354
This looks so terrible and unbalanced. Vinegar upon vinegar upon vinegar, washed down with more fermented tangy shit.

Mediterranean food was a mistake

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>> No.12350425

>>12348069
I imagine pretzels with a burger is similar to chips with a burger
I mean crisps not like french fries in case someone got confused

>> No.12350430

>>12347533
learn how to cut shit lady goddamn

>> No.12350431

>>12350425
Who eats chips with a burger? You only eat chips with a sub.

>> No.12350436

>>12350431
When I was younger my dad would sometimes give me chips when he made me burgers
It was good.

>> No.12350439

>>12350436
Your dad should have had you taken away by child protective services. That is abuse.

>> No.12350442

>>12348114
>not putting bread in a pan and covering it with the lid

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>> No.12350444

>>12350439
Naw dude it was good, he is the best cook in my entire family next to my grandma/his mom

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>>12347499

>> No.12350479

>>12350476
Ok what is this?
I've seen two different people doing this now and I don't like it.

>> No.12350484
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>> No.12350497

>>12350479
The food and the drink mix in your mouth anyway, I don't see what the problem is.

>> No.12350499

>>12350497
No dude they mix in my stomach

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>> No.12350506

>>12350269
>The point of a sear is to seal the juices in!
You're an idiot.

>> No.12350509

>>12350499
Then there might be something wrong with you. You're supposed to "wash it down". What do you think that means? There is still food in your mouth when the drink comes in contact with it right on top of your tongue. That's how.

>> No.12350516

>>12350509
I don't drink when there is still food in my mouth.

>> No.12350518

>>12349260
Eat

>> No.12350525

>>12350516
Then there might be something wrong with you. This is what every sane, stable, normal individual does.

>> No.12350526

>>12350042
i don't get it

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>> No.12350571

>>12348114
>Make sure to trap the moisture, that's the key
>steam bellowing of the cunt

>> No.12350579

>>12348816
>$1
what
I want that

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>> No.12350584

>>12350003
This is the avocado porno girl isn't it

>> No.12350592

>>12350476
disgusting

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>>12347499

>> No.12350663

>>12350003
I think she is anorexic. She looks skeletal and makes every effort possible to not eat the foods she's sent to report on. She rips them apart or takes dumb bites or small bites. Why send someone like this who isn't the least bit passionate about the food they're making a video on. Send a fat fuck who is in ecstasy when he bites into that greasy ass overpriced state fair food.

>> No.12350699

>>12350370
pleb tastelet

>> No.12350710

>>12350233
>>12350269
you guys really haven't caught up to bake then sear?

its the appropriate method

stop thinking you know everything without ever trying anything, it makes you look retarded

>> No.12350722

>posting a bunch of webms you have reduced in dimensions that are under the filesize limit

why? just stop please

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>>12349233
who are you quoting?

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>>12350722
?

>> No.12350880

>>12350710
>t. bitch that never cooked anything

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>> No.12351090

>>12350758
fuck I wanna try that

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>> No.12351148

>>12348907
its soft serve, normal consumption rates do not apply

>> No.12351156

>>12347500
Those are professional Macarons. Nice.
>>12347540
Needs to shake once, getting alot of food waste.
>>12348688
>>12348694
>>12348691
>>12348677
>>12348711
>>12348714
mmm ocean rat

>> No.12351157

>>12349511
yes, and?

>> No.12351160

>>12350003
whats it mean when basic white bitches do the soiboi smile?

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>>12350384
>try shawarma in UAE
>god-tier and ate a fuckton of them
>try one in USA
>trash as fuck and nowhere near as tasty
>doesn't even include fries inside, but packs so much fucking vegetables its basically a salad burrito

>> No.12351162

>>12350015
please tell me you dont take bites of that size

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>> No.12351172

>>12350542
chad vs incel

>> No.12351176

>>12350639
i would smack that dramatic bitch across the face if she wasted my buns like that

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>> No.12351191

>>12350072
Next vid is Sam's motorized scooter trip to the doctor... Sam can't be under 250lb eating like that.

>> No.12351193

>>12350542
Oh she could have a better sport

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>> No.12351217

>>12351161
Which part of London were you in?

>> No.12351257

>>12351161
Theres one by me that makes their plates like 95% meat for super cheap and they are open 24/7

>> No.12351258

Surprisingly decent content in this thread.
Well done.

>> No.12351285

>>12351162
i do tho
im a womanlet too

>> No.12351290

>>12351285
tits or gtfo

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>>12351216
I hate these, so stupid

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if only you can hear this one

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>> No.12351403

>>12351258
I pumped a lot of OC in. I made a bunch of webms with muh phone, it isn't that hard to do.

>> No.12351449

>>12351285
Amazon women?

>> No.12351460
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>>12351217
The institute of shit humour, Kilburn, North West London.
Did we meet?

>> No.12351516

>>12351449
w o m a n l e t retard

>> No.12351537

>>12350003
i didn't know women could get autism

>> No.12351547

>>12351537
Actually it's interesting because they do but they are raised very differently to male autists, like they are normal people, because autistic traits fit female stereotypes, and some of them such as social aversion are perceived as charming coyness in women.

But what you are looking at in that video is an actor doing what she is paid to do.

>> No.12351550

>>12351460
No, I never studied British "humor".

>> No.12351555

>>12350479
people with weak or damaged teeth/gums do it to soften crunchy food

>> No.12351559

>>12351550
If you're quoting them why are you spelling it like you do?

>> No.12351565

>>12350476
God damn it that's the same person she did it for attention this time. And her chicken dance song was embarrassing.

>> No.12351604

>>12351559
Is English not your native language? Quotation marks aren't just used for quoting.

>> No.12351605

>>12351547
that's not an actor, that's a personality. people are paid to be "personalities" basically these x y and z trait people others can remember, not pretend to be martin luther king

>> No.12351606

>>12351604
That's the way you were using it there. You indicated you disagree that it is humour by deferring the word to another party.

>> No.12351624

>>12351606
No it's not. You clearly don't have a strong grasp of English, so why argue about its colloquial usages?

>> No.12351640

>>12351624
Because I'm right and know I am. I have read Fowler and Burchfield and Strunk and White and a lot of stuff on the internet. There are internet search engines at your disposable if you're uncertain.

>> No.12351649
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>>12351550
>We spell it a different way from all the other English speaking nation's on the planet
Yeah what's you're point; inches, feet, miles, month, day & year boy?

>> No.12351654

>>12351204
Who the fuck actually eats like this?

>> No.12351662

>>12351640
>>12351649
I will genuinely never be able to wrap my head around the unreal levels of confidence in one's own arrogance it must take to argue about a language that you don't speak at a native level with a native speaker of said language, especially when it comes to colloquial usage of the language.

>> No.12351680

>>12351662
>one's own arrogance
One is own arrogance?

>> No.12351698

>>12351662
Humour isn't a colloquial word you fucking spanner

>> No.12351708

>>12351680
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/of-ones-own
Dumb fucking ESLfag.

>>12351698
The use is the quotations was colloquial, you fucking mouth breather.

>> No.12351715

So this is the food and cooking WebM thread, eh? I never knew English grammer could be so appetizing.

>> No.12351735
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>>12351708
>The use is the quotations was colloquial
Is this guy trolling or is he this fucking dense?

>> No.12351774

>>12351735
Why do ESL retards argue about English? Why?

>> No.12351790

>>12351662
English is my first language, and was one of my few passing subjects in school. I went on to minor in English at university. I graduated with honours. Colloquial language is not without rules. Ironic quotation, or scare quotes, work exactly as I have already described.

>> No.12351811

>>12351790
>and was one of my few passing subjects
So you're an idiot who can be safely ignored.

>not without rules
Absolutely none of which you decide. Your half assed attempt at explaining the rules was pointless.

>> No.12352075

>>12347972
Pink peppercorns.

>> No.12352158

>>12350109
how did they manage to get his body out of the fort?

>> No.12352186

>>12350019
Maybe it's just becuase I'm running on 3 hours of sleep but every time she makes those retarded over-exaggerated faces because she bit into some synthetic processed tortilla and american cheese abomination, it makes me want to slap her.

>> No.12352212

>>12348816
that lardass kid eyeing the ice-cream
god wtf

>> No.12352225

>>12347499
Why does Italy fuck up pizza so badly?

>> No.12352520

>>12351306
Reminds me of that hellraiser scene

>> No.12352861

requesting the egg curry webm

>> No.12352927

>>12349409
reminder that this girl is like 15

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>>12347989

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>>12353113
Nice job anon!

>> No.12353371

>>12352927
she deserves to be raped then dumped off somewhere for dressing and acting like a slut. Dont give any fucks about age when they dress super slutty, it's almost like their asking for it to happen.

>> No.12353472

>>12347540
Yes but whom watches the watchmen?

>> No.12353486

>>12351306
how does he get out of there without crushing the sausages?

>> No.12353868

>>12350342
call bullshit on that skin being crispy

>> No.12353920

>>12353371
Nobody deserves to have to listen to your stupid shit.

>> No.12353952

>>12351811
Is it because you do not understand what you are communicating and never will? You simply imitate things you see without understanding their meaning? How do you live like that. It is so strange.

>> No.12354161

>>12353920
thots get what they asking for

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>>12350041

>> No.12355730

>>12353952
No, it's because you're an idiot who doesn't understand that a stylist spelling choice has absolutely no bearing on anything in this context because the quotation marks are not being used to quote. Period. Kicking and screaming like the double digit IQ monkey you are won't magically create a language rule that changes that.

>> No.12355732

>>12351188
how does he get out?

>> No.12355779

>>12350710
Why?

>> No.12356114

>>12347989
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little cooking webm thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the webm. The "surly" Egg Fort guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12356691

>>12351317
All this food. They even sell most of it?

>> No.12356735

Any cooking video that uses slow motion is obnoxious. The people who filmed them should feel embarrassed.

>> No.12356935

>>12356114
pasta boi

>> No.12356940

>>12355730
If you really believe that you don't think it means anything, in which case there is no reason to do it.

>> No.12357092

>>12356940
If you wrote this mess of a sentence to show that you don't know basic grammar, there was no point. It was already very clear.

>> No.12357629

>>12350431
>>12350439
it's the same as chips (crisps) with a sandwich. tastes good man

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made soup

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>>12357866

>> No.12357870

>>12351640
>at your disposable

Maybe I can help explain. In mocking a cuisine, you might write:
>eating English "food".
>eating French "food".
For a bilingual audience, you could write:
>eating French "nourriture".
but it would be strange to argue that that was the only correct form.

>> No.12357871

>>12349511
Tell me something I don't know.

>> No.12357876

>>12350525
No, you're just a lardass who's too lazy to chew their food properly.

>> No.12357894

>>12357092
It was colloquial you moron.

>> No.12357930

>>12348816
Never found one that tall or cheap in Japan, but purple sweet potato is a great flavor. Shame the states don't seem to agree.

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>>12350003
I'm glad the loose curls meme is going to tank soon also
>being a jewess

>> No.12358125

>>12348731
what the fuck is up with these korean egg toasts? It's been all over youtube these past couple of weeks.

>> No.12358147

>>12350003
>sticks out tongue before taking a bite
I fucking hate that.
>>12350663
THIS!

>> No.12358175

>>12357866
>>12357868
Looks disgustingly delicious and deliciously disgusting. Would eat 2,5-3 bowls

>> No.12358176

>>12350479
No, you have seen the same attentionwhore do it twice.

I don't hate women, but I understand why some people do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII

>> No.12358202

>>12350504
>>12350565
What the fuck is the this shit?
How can the cameraman be such a goddamn pussy? Just fucking walk up there and film them, you fag. They're used to it.

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>> No.12358388

>>12350442
Fucking this
stupid fucking chinks

>> No.12358394

>>12352186
Get off 4chin and sleep baka

>> No.12358400

>>12354161
>>12353371
>>>/r9k/
have fun kid

>> No.12358403

>>12354845
>>12350047
lmao @ them triggered snowflakes

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>> No.12358535

>>12350509
I think this anon might be a duck.

>> No.12359179

>>12358403
she's jewish you fag that's why I replied like that

>> No.12359250

>>12359179
yup, thats why I called you a triggered snowflake.

>> No.12359291

>>12352927
Even better

>> No.12359308

>>12359250

You are clearly the offended beta here

>> No.12359334

>>12347533
that's definately a tranny

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>>12348711
>>12348705
>>12348699
>>12348696
>>12348694
>>12348691
>>12348688
>>12348681
>>12348677

>> No.12360010

>>12350003
God damn i hate this advocado stealing whore

>> No.12360030

>>12351065
Why does this make me so fucking mad

>> No.12360140

>>12360030
why does it make me so hard ooo lala.

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>> No.12361368

>>12351176
maybe there's a reason why white american girls all have black boyfriends.

>> No.12361378

>>12361300
How stupid do you need to be to try and use a lighter while it's pointing down

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>> No.12361614

>>12351216
Can't even tell what that is. They just lit a crusty ball on fire.

Fuck you.

>> No.12361626

>>12351306
If only you uploaded it with sound you fuck.

>> No.12361684

>>12361626
cant in ck you fuck.

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>>12361626
Newfag

>> No.12361772

>>12348114
But can I control it with my iPhone?

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>>12349409
What are they feeding the kids these days?

>> No.12362419

>>12357894
I'm sure that sounded a lot more clever in your head.

>> No.12362548

>>12362419
that's "humourous"

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>>12352158
Kidnapped a girl and wouldn't let her leave until she ate all the eggs.

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>> No.12363210

>>12348742
>crab with salmonella on the top
ew

>> No.12363222

>>12362548
And you're "fluent" in English.

>> No.12363253

>>12358448
Mushrooms are the best thing you can add to mac and cheese. Just needs some grilled onions and it's perfect.

>> No.12363274

>>12348677
How can people eat fucking giant sea spiders

>> No.12363453

>>12363274
same goes for shrimp. rubbery textured sea bugs, ick.

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>>12359334
so her date got a second helping of meat after the steak, eh?

>> No.12363682

>>12350504
Kino

>> No.12363892

>>12362936
Baumkuchen is super tasty. Have never seen this.

>> No.12363928

>>12359308
Still seething? Get the fuck out of my thread watcher, incel.

>> No.12363945

>>12348716
Why do food journalists always have to do retarded faces while eating?

>> No.12363970

>>12358448
>using real cheese

Is that even allowed in America?

>> No.12363978

>>12361508
Why do people do this when it makes it impossible to eat?

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>>12355732

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>>12349409
>tfw there are people out there paid to eat
>not to taste test or even write reviews, just eat
>someone else does the camera work and video editing
>the hardest part of the job is makeup which you'd likely wear even if you didn't have the job
I can't blame them for taking up the opportunity but holy shit I'm still mad

>> No.12364030

>>12350710
reverse searing is usually done after sous vide, not after baking

>> No.12364061

>>12363970
>now melts!

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>> No.12364085

>>12351285
its the way steak au poivre is usually served

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>>12351547
>friend's cute, 5'0 skinny autistic gf flees our group game night after anxiety attack
>everyone supportive and empathetic
>I have panic attack and leave a game night for similar reason
>whoa calm the fuck down anon you're throwing a temper tantrum sit back down

>> No.12364107

>>12357866
Uma delicia

>> No.12364150

>>12364098
>having a panic attack at a game night with friends

fag

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>> No.12364771

>>12362936
>that much carbs and sugar

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>>12364771
It's alright, you don't have big slices of it. You just carve randomly shaped chunks off like a fucking maniac.

>> No.12365048

>>12350233
Its a newer method that people are switching to. It results in a more even cooking than the opposite
>>12350269
Searing does not 'seal in the juices' it does the opposite, it removes moisture. The creation of the crust is just a chemical reaction that improves flavor.
>>12364030
Sous Vide and baking at a low temperature are roughly the same when it comes to steaks.

>> No.12365317

>>12353371
based

>> No.12365330

>>12349977
>worried
Reddit

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12365331

first oc i ever made, dont bully pls

>> No.12365335

>>12365048
comes out more fragrant imo since you can already infuse it during the first step

>> No.12365347

>>12356114
It's like I'm back on /b/

>> No.12365472

>>12362936

looks like paper towels wrapped in chocolate

>> No.12365513

>>12365331
Nice work editing a full recipe into under two minutes.

>> No.12365599

>>12347533
This made me realize I don't have anybody to share a steak with, less so a loved one

>> No.12365623

>>12350233
The pink is more uniform, while giving the oportunity for a nice crust. Bake at low, sear at high, nice steak.

>> No.12365626

>>12351133
>no sound

>> No.12365635

>>12357866
looks mom-ish, would date

>> No.12365990

>>12363928
that last reply wasn't even me faggot

>> No.12366031

>>12363970
>using real cheese
If only it was vegan milk, cheese and pasta brother.

>> No.12366181

>>12351204
dill is the only healthy thing on the plate

>>
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