/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12347154]

Are you man enough to take this down all by yourself?

[Anonymous No.12347164]

>>12347154
Bro thats just a can of cola short of an afternoon snack

[Anonymous No.12347166]

>>12347154
which hole ?

[Anonymous No.12347170]

I used to do two of those a day at the same time

[Anonymous No.12347171]

Sure am!!!

[Anonymous No.12347187]

>>12347164

[Anonymous No.12347204]

>>12347154
Man enough to take down a portion of food? Err, yeah

[Anonymous No.12347210]

>>12347154
I'm man enough to take down 5 of those.

[Anonymous No.12347215]

Why fried rice? Saucy stuff should go with white rice. Fried Rice is tasty enough on its own.

[Anonymous No.12347228]

>>12347166
>that one lady
>the dude with the blurred face
>those real doll knockoffs
My sides are in orbit.

[Anonymous No.12347265]

If i skip my breakfast and lunch i'd destroy that and ask for seconds

[Anonymous No.12347605]

>>12347154
Whats this called? Wanna try it

[Anonymous No.12347622]

>>12347605
The usual

[Anonymous No.12347626]

Too much sauce honestly

[Anonymous No.12347627]

>tfw you learn how take-out places fry their meat and every dish is within reach now

[Anonymous No.12347669]

>>12347164
>>12347166
>>12347170
>>12347171
>>12347187
>>12347204
>>12347210
>>12347265
>>12347622

Woooooeeeee fat posters out in force today boys! Eat a salad fatty! Or better yet, nothing at all!

[Anonymous No.12347676]

>>12347669
I have hypermetabolism, I never gain weight no matter how much I eat.

[Anonymous No.12347683]

>>12347187
>do you know who else is man enough to take this down all by themselves?

[Anonymous No.12347721]

>>12347669
My BMI is 22. Better eating more I guess

[Anonymous No.12347772]

>>12347669
when manlets get mad

[Anonymous No.12347778]

>>12347669
it's only 1100 calories guy..

[Anonymous No.12347887]

>>12347154
Done this plenty of times.

[Anonymous No.12347906]

>>12347683
huhuhuhuhuh MY MOM!

[Anonymous No.12347928]

>>12347721
>22
The cutoff for not being fat is 19, lardass.

[Anonymous No.12348572]

>>12347676
That might make the difference of you burning a whopping 100 kcal extra per day, and that’s a very generous extra 100 kcal. You’re a manlet because you don’t consume enough calories.

[Anonymous No.12348646]

>>12347154
>poke hole in the bottom of the liquid side because you poked too deep

[Anonymous No.12348680]

>>12347166
>>12347228
don't forget

>the doll in the wheelchair

[Anonymous No.12348710]

>>12347228
>pic
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.12348732]

>>12347676
enjoy it while you still got it, it won't last...

[Anonymous No.12349196]

>>12347154
guy fieri's soy sauce blasted fried rice

[Anonymous No.12349364]

>>12347154
5'2 103lb female here
I'm not a stomachlet, so yes
thats like my regular meals

[Anonymous No.12349403]

are you pleb enough to buy that shit is the real question. or drunk enough to put any of that crap into your piehole

[Anonymous No.12349408]

>>12349364
how nasty are your shits? also tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.12349420]

>>12349364
>5'2 103lb female here
>thats like my regular meals

[Anonymous No.12349428]

>>12347154
I could eat this but it would be my only meal for the day or I wouldn't be able to finish an apple the next day

[Anonymous No.12349510]

>>12347154
>winter break from college
>house sitting parents log cabin while they visit relatives in Florida for christmas
>get job at ski resort to hustle up some money for next semester
>work 6 days in a row, 12-14 hour shifts, shoveling and planting border markers while running around the mountain
>first day off, deliriously exhausted, go home and sleep for 15 hours
>get up and feel hungrier than I ever knew possible
>drive into town, order 2 large General Tso's, quart of beef lo main, dozen fried wontons, and 3 egg rolls
>drive home as a blizzard is rolling in
>light fireplace and watch old taped vhs x-files episodes as wind howls outside
>demolish everything, plus 4 beers in about 90 minutes
>stay up for a bit watching x-files with a few more beers, then pass out
>wake up another 10 hours later and take the most devastating shit in living memory

6'2 200lbs
One of the best days of my life. I often look back fondly on it.

[Anonymous No.12349549]

>>12349510
Honestly eating all that food in 1 sitting is stupid when you could enjoy eating like that for a few days instead

[Anonymous No.12349837]

>>12347154
I probably could if it was the only thing I ate the entire day.

>>12347171
Weak frogpost

[Anonymous No.12349964]

>>12347166
>the one on the wheelchair looks vaguely Japanese
/ourguy/ confirmed.

[Anonymous No.12350017]

>>12347154
I wouldn't order the appetizer thingy (fried wonton?) in the top half. Otherwise, I could handle it.

[Anonymous No.12350063]

>>12349364
No you are a man who chopped off his dick.

[Anonymous No.12350087]

>>12350017
It's called crab rangoon my flyover friend

[Anonymous No.12350130]

>>12347605
Here in Gdansk, Idaho we call this a "Hot Carl". It's a bit of a local specialty.

[Anonymous No.12350156]

>>12350063
me with the red shirt

[Anonymous No.12350218]

>>12350063
No, I kept my dick and just got rid of the testicles and scrotum. Bet you feel pretty stupid now, don't you?

[Anonymous No.12350247]

>>12350087
Really?! Sounds delish

[Anonymous No.12350252]

>>12350218
Yeah sorry

[Anonymous No.12350258]

>>12350247
>there are people who don't know what crab rangoon is
even being a flyover is no excuse. they have chinese places even in flyoverville (i've been there a few times) and crab rangoon is literally on every chinese takeout menu. you are just a sheltered manchild.

[Anonymous No.12350264]

>>12350130
A proper Hot Carl is when you put Seran wrap over your face and have somebody shit in your mouth.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.12350263]

>>12350063
We need to bring back poopoo peepee pepe

[Anonymous No.12350276]

>>12350264
He misspoke and meant to say he is from Danzig, Idaho. Danzig ist Deutsch.

[Anonymous No.12350398]

>>12350276
Only Wyoming niggers call it Danzig. Go back to your shithole state before I blitzkrieg you.

[Anonymous No.12350404]

>>12350398
Thanks, Richard Spencer.

[Anonymous No.12350420]

>>12350258
>implying I'm the same person who asked the original question

Stay mad dumb boy

[Anonymous No.12350976]

>>12347154
that Rangoon looks like those shitty ones with no filling in them

[Anonymous No.12350982]

>>12347154
Yea, but the Sodium Benzoate and the MSG would have me spewing all over you before the day was out. Not worth the pain.

[Anonymous No.12350983]

>>12347154
No, because most fastfood chinese food is shit, only a handful of places make it fit for subhuman consumption.

[Anonymous No.12350984]

>>12350982
>Sodium Benzoate
Yeah, stop using chemical names with the rong reason

[Anonymous No.12350987]

>>12350984
>rong
based retard

[Anonymous No.12350988]

>>12350258
He's probably Chinese and they don't serve that shit anywhere over there.

[Anonymous No.12350992]

>>12350982
Why would there be any incentive to put sodium benzoate in the food when it's meant to eaten immediately or within a couple days?

[Anonymous No.12350994]

>>12350987
kek, triggered chemist

[Anonymous No.12351001]

>>12349364
Post feet

[Anonymous No.12351007]

>>12350984
Niggers use Sodium Benzoate with Orange Juice and all kinds of Acids. Some of them even cook with that shit.
Basic chemistry, you're asking to give your entire nation cancer.
But fuck it, it's only Benzene.

[Anonymous No.12351012]

>>12350992
Because most places use canned shit. You don't think mom and pop chinese all you can eat at the mall is doing from scratch duck sauces?
Yea, they're boiling down chicken bones and orange peels for days so you can pay $8 to eat 4 plates of fried rice and shrimp.

[Anonymous No.12351017]

based fat thread

[Anonymous No.12351078]

>>12351007
>But fuck it, it's only Benzene.
But fuck it, Aspirin is only Benzene

[Anonymous No.12351093]

>>12350063
The dad wojak gets me every time, kek

[Anonymous No.12351096]

>>12347887
You mean today, I assume.

[Anonymous No.12351147]

The only thing stopping me eating 5000 calories a day is my own willpower in not wanting to be fat. What the fuck is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.12351220]

>>12347164

[Anonymous No.12351889]

>>12347154
Yes but I'd probably throw up morning after due to all the sodium and msg stuff.

[Anonymous No.12351925]

>>12351147

Just become a professional athlete so you can eat 5000 calories a day

[Anonymous No.12351928]

>>12347154
With a beer, yes.

[Anonymous No.12351929]

>>12351925
I unironically plan on doing just that.

[Anonymous No.12351937]

>>12347166
Isn't that Jack in the middle with the sunglasses and white top?

[Anonymous No.12351958]

>>12351937
No, its this dude

[Anonymous No.12352006]

>>12347166

I noticed immediately.

[Anonymous No.12352014]

>>12349364
B O S T O N
O
S
T
O
N

[Anonymous No.12352108]

>>12352006
Damn, respect Anon!
pol gives us that special X-Ray vision nobody knows

[Anonymous No.12352111]

>>12347154
that looks so fucking good

[Anonymous No.12352147]

>>12347166
>UK
>not even the sex dolls can be underage
top zozzle

[Anonymous No.12352148]

>>12347154
ummm is this that popular chinese spot in davis?

[Anonymous No.12352183]

>>12349364
A K R O N
K
R
O
N

[Anonymous No.12352376]

>>12347154
>Non white-european cuisine

[Anonymous No.12352404]

>>12348732
I'm 30 and it's still lasting
I'd sooner get diabetes from my ice cream breakfasts though

[Anonymous No.12352407]

>>12349364
post navel dear gods please post navel please

[Anonymous No.12352485]

In HS we used to "beat the general" every lunch on Friday by having the local Chinese place make us 8 orders of general tso's with fried rice and broccoli. Was the only place within delivery that would make general tso's at 11 in the morning. This went on for about 2 years.

[Anonymous No.12352494]

>>12347154
That's a rather small crate and the chinese spot I hit up gives me that much for about $4 and usually looks better.


But I always get sweet n sour chicken though.

[Anonymous No.12352538]

>>12347676
Wow, this man has singlehandedly solved the energy crisis! Free energy right here!

[Anonymous No.12352542]

my BMI is 43, ask me anything

[Anonymous No.12352545]

>>12352485
no one cares lol

[Anonymous No.12352562]

>>12347154
there's a Chinese place by my work where I can get this and an egg roll for five dollars, shit is cash.
>>12352542
stop eating

[Anonymous No.12352589]

>>12352562
I enjoy eating and I'm not concerned about being overweight. I don't care about my health or my appearance, so there's really no reason for me to care about being fat lol sorry if that makes you mad

[Anonymous No.12352671]

>>12347154
I didn't want to eat out for lunch today but damn that looks good. I'm surprised the fried rice actually looks like fried rice there. All the local areas here serve that crappy beige colored filler rice with the main meal.

[Anonymous No.12352683]

>>12352589
If you wanna die via fatass that's on you. Good luck and godspeed. I'm worried about all the people around you who are gonna suffer having you go through that shit.

[Anonymous No.12352858]

>>12348572
No seriously, look up grave's disease, it's permanent skeleton mode for you unless you get it treated

[Anonymous No.12352954]

>>12347154
Are you man enough to take this down all by yourself.

[Anonymous No.12352968]

>>12352006
>/POL/-SENSES TINGLING

[Anonymous No.12353077]

>>12352545
no one cares if you care lol

[Anonymous No.12354630]

>>12347154
What type of chicken is that? Honey chicken? I want chinese food so bad right now, but I don't wanna mess up my gains.

[Anonymous No.12354645]

>>12352006
Holy fuck im dying

[Anonymous No.12354656]

>>12347166
>>12352006
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

[Anonymous No.12354730]

goddamn this thread is fucking awful
where the fuck are the mods and jannies

[Anonymous No.12354755]

>>12347154
Hnnngggggg

[Anonymous No.12354813]

>>12347154
That's it? you a girl, OP? if not.. Sad!

[Anonymous No.12354819]

>>12349364
D O T H A N
O
T
H
A
N

[Anonymous No.12355046]

>>12349510
Based le epic turd poster

[Anonymous No.12355568]

Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.12355575]

>>12347154
Yes.
It doesn't look very nice though.

[Anonymous No.12355646]

>>12347154
Dude thats my drink at a Chinese restaurant. My wife and I got horrid, almost betting looks as we grabbed are buffet plates once. They were not disappointed and neither were we.

[Anonymous No.12355767]

>>12349408
Damn, you were the only one to post the correct response.

[Anonymous No.12355802]

>>12347154
The chinese at the place I go to like to pile it on high until the box barely closes and they also throw in an egg roll. They're pretty chill people. I find it kinda charming that on top of some english they also know some broken spanish.

[Anonymous No.12355813]

>>12347154
Babby shit

[Anonymous No.12355820]

>>12347154
R.I.P Toilet

[Anonymous No.12355828]

I've done worse.

[Anonymous No.12355839]

Maybe if I have a light breakfast and lunch sure.
Although personally I'd rather get ACTUAL Chinese food that's good (legit Szechuan or Hakka).

[Anonymous No.12355847]

>>12347154
medium sized lunch desu

[Anonymous No.12355849]

>>12352006
God (Yahweh)
DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.12356229]

>>12355813
fuark that looks good

[Anonymous No.12356247]

>>12355828
I'll only question the hair dryer.

[Anonymous No.12356339]

>>12355828
>chrome
>discord
>razer

[Anonymous No.12357370]

>>12347669
Shut up manlet

[Anonymous No.12357375]

>>12349420
>>12349364
When you finish high school, the freshman 15 is gonna be the freshman 50. Via con dios.

[Anonymous No.12357399]

>>12347154
When I go to styrofoam box places like this, I get the orange chicken and the beef with mushrooms

[Anonymous No.12357408]

>>12347154
Fuck, that looks so good... I'm so hungry bros, currently on instant noodles because money's a bit tight

[Anonymous No.12357709]

>>12349364
post feet
but also, what a bunch of virgin-tier autistic replies

[Anonymous No.12357714]

>>12352376
huh?

[Anonymous No.12357719]

>>12356339
>>>/g/
- Posted from my arch + i3 setup

[Anonymous No.12358160]

>>12347154
I could eat 3 of those in one sitting

[Anonymous No.12358972]

>>12355828
Fuck yes sumo bro
Basho is lit

[Anonymous No.12358979]

>>12347154
I could but I wouldn't do that to myself, deep fried breading in a sugar sauce served with salty rice. I bet there's hardly any chicken in that garbage.

[Anonymous No.12359042]

Fuck I love chinese food. I try not too eat it too often because I feel like a pig everytime I do.


Pic related: what I had this weekend

[Anonymous No.12359089]

>>12347154
yeah but i don't want to. trying to cut weight.

[Anonymous No.12359095]

>>12347154
That doesn't look very appealing.

[Anonymous No.12359106]

>>12359095
I'm gay by the way, not sure if that matters.

[Anonymous No.12359125]

>>12359106
I don't really care OP, everyone knows you're a fag.

[Anonymous No.12359296]

>>12357709
Foot fags are the lowest form of human life.

[Anonymous No.12359325]

>>12356339
whats wrong with chrome?

[Anonymous No.12359327]

>>12359296
I think you have them confused with diper cub furries

[Anonymous No.12359344]

>>12359325
Collects your data and sells it just like every other google product.

[Anonymous No.12359578]

>>12349364
I'm a girl btw!!!111 fuck off roastie

[Anonymous No.12359708]

Every day if I could
God I love chinese food
I have a problem

[Anonymous No.12360361]

I live in semi-rural Florida in an area with lots of ponds. My local Chinese place had a deal where if you brought them a 5gal bucket of fresh catfish you got 2 dinner specials for free. So everyday after school we'd grab our rods and head to the local ponds to gather enough catfish to feed ourselves for the night. I miss those times, except it turns out we were fishing in retention ponds and didn't realize we were being ripped off by dirty Chinese. They were cutting up dirty shit filled catfish and using that for everyone of their fish dishes, plus they were basically getting free product so it was pretty much all profit.

[Anonymous No.12360378]

>>12356247
When you get older as an alcoholic, if you dont dry out your fat flaps after masterbating all the time you develeop yeast infections in your fat flaps in the crevices all over on your body

[Anonymous No.12360533]

>>12355828
>those massive bezels
>razer shit
>fucking diet green tea snapple
>watching sumo in 2019
>empty computer case on desk
>hair drier and toiletries bag just sitting on the desk, clearly in the way for no reason

[Anonymous No.12360542]

>>12347154
>box of slop
why is Asian food so fucking shitty?

[Anonymous No.12360551]

>>12347154
As a burger, that shit looks delicious, but anything more than a singular serving will make you want to die.

[Anonymous No.12360571]

>>12349510
Unironically based. You're an honorary boomer, my man.

[Anonymous No.12360597]

>>12360361
Sounds relatively fair to me, to be honest, and I hate the Chinese.
You wouldn't sell games at GameStop and expect to make a profit.

[Anonymous No.12360603]

>>12347669
That's not even a lot of food

[Anonymous No.12360661]

>>12360603
>not a lot of food
>a whole bag of fried rangoons
>two chicken breasts coated, fried, and swimming in sugar sauce
>2 portions of rice
That's plenty of calories.