Childhood food trauma thread

[Anonymous No.12345572]

One time when I was a stupid 10 year old I overindulged and ate almost a lb of shrimp at a buffet. I threw up just as we were leaving, covering the entrance to the buffet in half digested shimp bits.

Share your story.

[Anonymous No.12345583]

>eating coco puffs as a kid
>think maybe was on my second bowl
>get full but mum says I can't leave table until it done
>don't remember how long I sat there
>tried to finish the cereal
>it was soggy at this point
>ended up throwing up becasue of it
>don't remember anything else but mum saying she was sorry

[Anonymous No.12345589]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

[Anonymous No.12345602]

>>12345583
Do you forgive her?

[Anonymous No.12345718]

I was a dumb 13 year old who tried to commit sudoku by eating half a bottle of asprin. Too bad I had ravioli the same night. Never again. To this day I'm not a fan of most pasta either.

[Anonymous No.12346457]

>Early 2000s
>get a slice of pizza from the Sam's Club food court
>lift up a pepperoni to eat it
>there's a few strands of hair under it with one being pulled by the pepperoni
>feel sick, complain and refuse to eat it
>mother gets a new slice
>I refuse to eat it thinking about the hair and throw up
Shit made me never want to eat Sam's Club pizza ever again even today. I'm also uneasy with Costco pizza as a result since it tastes the same.

[Anonymous No.12346779]

>>12345718
Shit, I had the same experience but with corn.

[Anonymous No.12346834]

>getting ice from soda machine
>notice black thing
>dump all ice out
>just fill with soda
>dont say anything
>feel really bad for years scared I poisoned people by not saying anything

[Anonymous No.12346892]

>extreme flyover
>go to NYC to visit friends
>spend the day going to different bars drinking imported and craft beer
>first time ever drinking pilsner urquel from a fresh keg and hand pulled cask conditioned ale
>massive quantities consumed
>head to small indian restaurant and order the lamb vindaloo (1st time ever eating indian)
>halfway through, realize I'm going to puke
>head to bathroom push open door and projectile vomit all over wall, floor, toilets
>bathroom is total disaster.jpg
>calmly walk back to table tell friends we have to leave immediately
>pay and leave
I felt bad, but then remebered they were just mudslimes so who cares.

[Anonymous No.12346894]

>>12346892
Only Muslim if pakis. Just streetshitters .

[Anonymous No.12346896]

>>12345572
When I was four my father told me Ronald McDonald was a murderer who would randomly chose people who ate McDonald's that day for his victim. I know now that he was sick of me constantly asking for Happy Meals, but I still can't get over my fear of clowns. Therapy has only given me tools to manage the panic until I can calmly get away from any I encounter.

[Anonymous No.12348002]

>>12346779
Hope you're doing okay these days, anon.

[Anonymous No.12348014]

>>12345572
Jollibee shills devotion to the bee is nothing short of impressive.

[Anonymous No.12348021]

>>12345572
>fish dick day at school
>guy at my table smashes tartar sauce packet with his fist
>i get sprayed with tartar sauce
>smell lingered all day
>get PTSD and get sick any time i smell tartar sauce

[Anonymous No.12348041]

i stayed overnight with my dad visiting his friend once and they had so much fun breakfast cereal i was excited to try
so, being a reasonable child, i had a tiny bowl of one kind intending to sample a few
when i went to have a second bowl the mom informed me that "we only eat one bowl of cereal in this house"
i'm mad about it to this day
i didn't even get to try the cereal i wanted most because i was a "save the best for last" kind of kid

[Anonymous No.12348080]

>>12348041
Aw, at least you can eat as much as you want now anon

[Anonymous No.12348158]

This girl I used to know used to suck spaghetti up her nose, so now I can't eat it. Seeing someone slurping noodles in general brings back the memory. There was also something she was saying about Beetlejuice when it happened, so I guess there was a scene in the cartoon where he did it and she was trying to copy it. I don't know, man.

[Anonymous No.12348505]

>gullible hungry boy
>cutie pie girl brings cupcakes to school
>hey anon wanna try?
>thanks!
>takes a big bite
>realize summin ain’t right
>she put habanero seeds in it
>she and her flock laugh as I sit in pain
>it was April first

[Anonymous No.12350080]

>dumb bored kid with fat parents
>had free access to the fridge and pantry so ate whatever I wanted
>would regularly eat 5 bowls of Crispix cereal in a row
>sometimes made 'bread balls' where I'd eat the crusts of several slices of white bread and mash the bread up into balls
>some were 6 layers deep
>then I'd sit on the couch and eat it
Honestly it's a fucking miracle I didn't end up obese or even overweight.

[Anonymous No.12350094]

>>12348041
What a cunt

[Anonymous No.12350408]

>>12348505
>>she put habanero seeds in it
similar thing happened where I work
co-worker is big gardener, grows all kinds of shit
including habeneros, scotch bonnets, ghost peppers, etc.
he runs all the death peppers through a juicer
uses juice to make sugar cookies (holy shit)
brings to work, tells nobody what they are, gives to front office staff, much chaos and loud noises from front office.
chief admin queen bee and payroll clerk adversely affected.
garden boi's paycheck messed up for several weeks following the cookie bomb incident.

[Anonymous No.12350432]

>>12350408
top shelf prank

[Anonymous No.12350445]

>>12350408
Kek

[Anonymous No.12350461]

>>12345572
When I was 13 I drank about 8 cans of sams diet cola that wasn’t carbonated
They were over 5 years old
I shit myself through 7 pairs of underwear and pants
I’m currently 21 and remembering this makes me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.12350468]

>be me
>be like 14 or 15
>eating at maccas
>fat overweight cunt walks near me
>B.O or fish and rotting bbq sauce
>gagging
>cough and pretend im just sick
>beast nearly waits 15 minutes for her 9 20pc mcnuggies
>end up vomiting on my brother
>whale looks at me
>stare at the beast of burden with puke dribbling

[Anonymous No.12350475]

>>12348505
This happened to me, exempt instead they used toothpaste as frosting

[Anonymous No.12350520]

>be visiting dad for a few weeks for the summer as a young child
>we stay with his gay buddy who is a bodybuilder because my dad just got back from Thailand and doesn’t have a place for us to stay
>all dude has for breakfast is soy milk and strawberry special k
>it was fucking disgusting, most foul cereal in existence
>For a long time anytime I would see/smell special k I would feel like vomiting
Also the only ketchup he had in the house was this Atkins ketchup and it was so fucking disgusting. I also walked in on my dad looking at pages of women’s assholes spread open on the computer. My childhood was weird.

[Anonymous No.12350529]

>>12345572
>be late teens or early 20s, was a while ago and forgot
>smoked a couple joints
>high as shit
>craving yogurt really badly
>don't know if there is yogurt in fridge
>check anyways
>see one tucked in the back
>expired by 2 years
>"meh"
>opens and starts eating
>tastes perfectly fine
>got halfway through cup
>guts feeling kinda weird
>dizzy and hot flashes
>run to bathroom
>simultaneously, violently, and repetitively
>vomit and diarrhea for days
>get food poisoning and fever for like a week or two
And that's how I learned the difference between "use by" and "best buy" but that experience left me absolutely terrified of eating marked expired, even if it's a use by or good by date.

[Anonymous No.12350530]

Was staying at my grandmothers as a kid. For breakfast serve myself a big bowl of crunchynut cereal halfway through eating it realize it's full of bugs, stop and start gagging and make myself throw it all up.
Still get paranoid of cereal that's been opened.

[Anonymous No.12350535]

>>12345583
>>mum says I can't leave table until it done
I cannot wait for this to die out. There is no point in force feeding your child.

[Anonymous No.12350589]

>>12350535
something something don't waste food and respect mah authoratah

[Anonymous No.12350608]

My dad managed a Mexican restaurant. He'd bring home bags of cheese I guess. My mom told me that I took a bag to my room and munched on it over the course of days but of course had went bad and I stopped eating them after. I eat cheese just fine now, never had a problem. I think she lied to me.

[Anonymous No.12350669]

>>12350535
I only do it when they refuse to try a new food. Even then, it lasts for about 15 minutes. My parents made me sit there for hours and I still grew up into a picky shit.

[Anonymous No.12350689]

>>12345583
Do American families really do this?

[Anonymous No.12350796]

>>12345572
a lot of ten high bourbon, sick as fuck but never threw up. cant drink whiskey now

[Anonymous No.12350811]

>>12350689
>do Americans
Literally mcFucking kill yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.12350824]

>>12345572
>ate scrambled eggs
>weren't scrambled enough, thanks mom
>spent that night and most of the next day puking and shitting at the same time

[Anonymous No.12350949]

>go to make brownies
>use bowl that had salad in it at dinner
>finish making batter, dip finger in to lick some
>cronch
>its a fucking brownie batter coated onion
>unable to eat onions for years

>get food poisoning right before eating a fuck ton of spaghetti
>projectile vomit whole noodles out of my mouth
>holding hands over mouth, noodles shoot out between cracks in fingies

[Anonymous No.12350967]

>>12345589

[Anonymous No.12351043]

>>12350535
My mum mostly just said ok fine but I wouldn't get dessert and couldn't just go get my own I just forced it down my throat since dessert was usually nice enough to warrant it and because my Mum usually just told me to sit back down if I did try to leave anyway.

[Anonymous No.12351100]

>>12350689
It's weird but it does happen. It's on a family to family basis, I've seen/heard it more often than not

[Anonymous No.12351109]

>>12350669
>My parents made me sit there for hours and I still grew up into a picky shit.
That's the problem, what you gotta do is feed your kid his favorite shit until he's sick and tired of eating his favorite shit. Then he'll find another favorite shit but only after an existential crisis. Just hope it's cheap, plenty, and healthy

[Anonymous No.12351116]

>>12350461
>I shit myself through 7 pairs of underwear and pants
Did you just not consider going to the toilet instead of shitting yourself?

[Anonymous No.12351124]

>bought some cheap brandy
>drank half the bottle while playing Dark Souls III
>around 1am feel tired/sick so stop drinking and go to bed
>spend the next 16 hours lying in bed with the world spinning around me trying not to vomit
>realize it was fucking cooking brandy
>now just the smell of brandy makes me nauseous

[Anonymous No.12351136]

When I was a kid I ate most things and only got picky when I went out to eat with my parents. A lot of you sound weak as fuck.

Anyhow
>be me
>be 4th grade amerifag
>go to school field trip
>it was called the long ships (no idea why)
>basically we went to a dock and went on a wooden boat with sails for a day, stayed overnight, and went home next day
>5 groups, each had designated leaders based on teachers choice and performance
>I was leader of my group, designated first mate
>felt cool as fuck
>there was a group for the cooks
>they were all retarded
>i literally got violent food poisoning from the stew they made
>they also made cinnamon streudels and the nigger in charge used baking powder instead of sugar
>tasted like poison
>during the night we had an individual from each group go out for two hours to be the night watch and it cycled
>when they woke me up, I stood outside and threw up over and over again
>eventually another kid from my group who was absolutely based took over for me
>felt genuinely indebted to him for being so based

I can literally not eat stew with a similar flavor to this day, it instantly makes me feel like puking. The individual meats/veggies they used to make it are fine, but that stew is forever not allowed in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.12351138]

>>12350689
Yes. I once had to sit there for 4 hours while my family went to a movie because I refused to eat my corn. Still never ate it.

[Anonymous No.12351163]

>>12351124
What did you think is in those estus flasks? It's obviously Courvoisier

[Anonymous No.12351184]

>>12351116
he was 13 then he said, give him some slack. It took me till I was in my 20s to just not give a fuck and spend half the day sitting on the toilet when I got food sick.

[Anonymous No.12351485]

>>12345572
I had complimentary jelly beans offered to me on a school trip when we stopped off at a cracker barrel. While eating them I threw up and continued to throw up while a teacher escorted me to the bathroom. I don't know what happened but to this day I haven't had jelly beans ever again. (Everyone else who had some were fine, so It must've been something wrong with me).

[Anonymous No.12352710]

I learned the hard way that if you're particularly thirsty, you can take two or three big swallows of spoiled milk before your brain registers what's going on.

[Anonymous No.12352737]

>shitted in the ball pit
>still don't want to talk about it

[Anonymous No.12352817]

>had to move in with uncle while my house was being completely renovated over a summer (mom, sister and I since dad is off on an oil rig for the month)
>thing is cousins come in from out of state to spend the summer with uncle too so that's another uncle, an aunt and my three cousins also at this house
>uncle loves family so more uncles and cousins will stop off too with their kids (mom was youngest of 6 by far, I had 20-odd cousins with half having average 2 kids each... oh and their wives and husbands of course) so dinner and lunch were both usually a dozen or more person affair at the time
>not gonna lie big family meals like that every day were nice
>cheapskate aunt bought a fuckton of beef for a dozen people's worth of schnitzel one day
>hmmmmmms real hard at it
>schnitzel is very heavily seasoned that night, can't say it tastes bad since I like garlic and parsley
>go to bed
>wake up some hours later
>dear fucking lord my stomach holy fucking shit
>get out of bed, don't even notice mom and sister not in the other beds in the room
>run to closest bathroom, mom standing guard at the door and looking queasy while sister is inside puking her guts out
>run to second bathroom, nope, other cousin is crying while hugging toilet and her brother's over the sink
>surely my 350lbs fatass of an uncle has an iron stomach, and he has a master bath
>about to bang on his door when I hear comedy-tier projectile vomit sounds
>FUCK IT
>unlock front door
>head to side of building where side of garage bumps up against edge of property fence
>all the gutters drain there, foot-wide gravely patch full of weeds and ants between basically two walls
>get on all fucking fours while still in a pair of boxers
>stomach feels like it's being wrung
>vomit so forcefully it jets out of my nose too
>pick some bits of half-digested beef out of my sinuses
>wash mouth out with lemonade from fridge
>crawl the fuck back in bed crying
I love steak and pot roast but beef schnitzel isn't my thing anymore.

[Anonymous No.12352992]

>>12350520
>Homosexuals going to Thailand

[Anonymous No.12354047]

>visit grandfather's farm when 6
>eat freshly harvested raw beans straight from the bag they were collected into
>don't know shit about the fact that raw beans is poison
>shit's tasty
>get poisoned
>get sick
>vomit like crazy fir a day
>granddad thinks older kids of our neighbor were trying to teach me how to smoke, lol
>can't even look at beans for couple of years after this without getting sick and wanting to vom
Plants are assholes that will try to kill you after you kill them. Eat meat, it's nice when it's dead.

[Anonymous No.12354166]

>>12348041
dumb cunt loves to power trip

[Anonymous No.12354213]

>>12345572
>6th grade
>wanted to do something that would make me memorable
>at lunch, walk around cafeteria gathering the corn on the cobs no one eats
>17 corn on the cobs
>start eating them
>absolutely rancid
>huge crowd starts piling up behind me, cheering me on
>security starts recording me
>cant stop now
>finish all 17, people call me cornman
since then ive avoided eating corn like the plague

[Anonymous No.12354263]

>>12346834
Yeah... most ice machines are never cleaned properly so are riddled with mold. Never get ice from a drinks dispenser bros.

[Anonymous No.12354281]

>>12345718
What effect does aspirin and ravioli produce??

[Anonymous No.12354311]

Good thread

[Anonymous No.12354344]

>>12346892
It's alright it's not like they go in that room anyway

[Anonymous No.12354379]

>>12346892
>act like an animal
>uhm, uhm, it doesn't matter cuz muslims

[Anonymous No.12354388]

Idk what happened to me but I clench my stomach when its time to eat, and my breathing becomes very shallow

I did notice it and simply stopped, it was a mental thing.

Ohhh yeah. I think i know why. Got called fat a lot as a little kid. Guess it got to me deeply.

[Anonymous No.12354487]

Red Line Burger.

I got a chicken sandwich from there, once, when I was nine.

It tasted horrible, like, the chicken sandwiches they served in junior high were 100x better. Then, several weeks after, I was sick with just about everything- diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, strep throat. Felt perfectly fine before I ate there.

My doctor put me on just about everything from steroids to penicillin, with some uber-antibiotics thrown in for good measure.

[Anonymous No.12354532]

>>12351116
I was in my brothers room and the only bathroom at the time was in the basement

[Anonymous No.12354603]

>>12345572
>>12345572
>be me, 12yr old skelly
>at granddads, having lunch
>he made steak and mash potatoes in gravy
>as I finish the steak he puts another in my plate
>thats the spirit anon, eat big get big haha
>shit, now ive got to finish this one as well
>decide to eat the mash first as its easier, but gramps puts another big spoonfull in my plate
>I knew youd like this recipe anon, I made it just for you, im glad you like it so much
>haha yea
>somehow manage to finish all he had made
>think its over, but its not
>he brings out a plate of apple pie rolls
>have some anon, I just made these right before you came!
>t-thanks gramps, ill try some
>eat one forcibly, they taste good but by god I was full to the absolute brim
>just one anon? you dont like them?
>see he is sad, I know he likes cooking and tries hard to make tasty stuff, so I have to take more
>I eat two more and force a smile
>gramps smiles back and as he does I vomit, and vomit hard
>I cover my now empty plate full of vomit
and apple chunks , stand up and rush to the bathroom and fill the toilet up as well
>granddad looks terrified, rushes over to me
>geez anon, what happened? are you ok?
>m-must be the stomach virus thats been going around school lately, haha
never had any apple flavored pastry since. sorry gramps, they were great

[Anonymous No.12354615]

>>12354047
Green beans? I eat them raw all the time and never get sick.

[Anonymous No.12354625]

>>12350949
>noodles shoot out between cracks in my fingers
fucking kek

>8th birthday party
>invited like 5 or 6 friends over for games and cake, and an afternoon matinee movie
>convinced mom to make a plain white cake and then we could decorate our own with frosting and sprinkles, etc
>I absolutely coated my piece of cake with an inch of frosting on all sides
>add red hot candies, sprinkles, cake writing gel, gummy bears, etc
>eat the whole thing in like 3 minutes
>ended up in a major sugar crash, it's amazing it didn't trigger juvenile diabetus
>puking in the toilet while my friends wait awkwardly in the living room
>fell asleep on the bathroom floor because I was so exhausted from puking and the sugar crash
>dad took them all to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze without me
the cake was amazing though, would do again.

[Anonymous No.12354740]

>>12354603
It's sad that you broke your Grandpa's heart and let him down that day. He just wanted you to get in your macros for little kid gains

[Anonymous No.12354757]

>>12350408
honestly fucking with that guys paycheck as revenge is funnier than the food prank

[Anonymous No.12354783]

>>12350949
>noodles shoot out between cracks in fingers

my fucking sides i am going to be laughing at this image for days. thanks

[Anonymous No.12354793]

>school lunches
>hot ham and cheese sandwich
>would put too much food in my mouth and suddenly realize I couldn't swallow it, felt disgusting in my mouth, oh god the horror
>proceed to spit it all out in front of everyone
>collective "EWWWWWW"
>sigh

one time I managed to run to the bathroom and spit it out, but usually the above scenario happened. fuck I hated hot hat cheese sandwiches

[Anonymous No.12354796]

>>12354625
based dad just thought you already figured out the "secret of the ooze" after the incident so he didn't bother taking you

[Anonymous No.12354820]

>>12351109
You'll end up feeding half the children on Earth with pizzas, hamburgers and chicken strips.

[Anonymous No.12354829]

>>12351109
I can tell you don't have kids.

[Anonymous No.12354897]

>>12350535
I don't know what I'll do when I have kids.
I despise picky eaters, but I know kids can be dumb little shits when it comes to eating anything that isn't fast food.

[Anonymous No.12354920]

>>12354625
>>12354796
lmao

[Anonymous No.12354969]

>>12354603
I feel so bad for your grandpa

[Anonymous No.12355257]

>>12345718
when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.12355322]

>>12350824
How the fuck do you fuck up eggs that badly? Did she put poison in them or some shit?

[Anonymous No.12355375]

>>12351163
Sunny D

[Anonymous No.12355382]

>>12350080
>sometimes made 'bread balls' where I'd eat the crusts of several slices of white bread and mash the bread up into balls
>some were 6 layers deep
>then I'd sit on the couch and eat it
Povertyballs

[Anonymous No.12355475]

>>12348041
>>12350520
Why so many cereal trauma stories from visiting dad and his friend? Is this a Thing?

[Anonymous No.12355491]

>>12354487
>Then, several weeks after,
Hate to break it to ya bud, it wasn't the bad chicken.

[Anonymous No.12355530]

>eat a powdered donut from the dollar store
>immediately tastes like I just drank a gallon of cleaning chemicals
>takes like an hour for the taste to go away
This experience helped me empathize with stevemre although the stuff he eats is probably much worse.

[Anonymous No.12355553]

>>12345572
Got a lot but ill just share the shortest and stupidest
>Family buys coke for a while
>Drink it
>Develop really bad cavities
>Tooth in back literally caves in like a shitty building
>Literally bite down one day and *crack*
Never again

Also
>Eating a jar of peanut butter
>With a chopstick
>Sucking on stick
>Get up and go to kitchen probably for mote peanut butter
>Run or something headfirst into wall
>Drive chopstick into the back of my throat like a nail
>Emergency room
>Get called a retard
Not really traumatic though, i still love PB.

[Anonymous No.12355607]

>>12355553
>getting cavities like that just from coke
did you sleep with that shit in your mouth or did you not brush since birth

[Anonymous No.12355625]

>>12355607
A lot of people don't brush their teeth properly. When I started dating I was astonished to see how ineptly most people brush their teeth.

[Anonymous No.12355642]

>>12355322
Eggs were pretty soft because I like them runny, even scrambled. Eggs must have been expired and were't quite cooked enough

[Anonymous No.12355647]

>>12355625
How do you ineptly brush, just the front row?

[Anonymous No.12355659]

>>12355647
The most common mistakes I've seen are just going back and forth instead of using a circular motion, and just randomly brushing sections of the mouth leading to many missed sections.

[Anonymous No.12355675]

>>12345572
>be junior in college
>get massively rekt on gin
>major hangover
>eat a chipotle burrito to ease the pain
>blow chunks
I can't eat chipotle chicken burritos any more but the other meats are fine

[Anonymous No.12355681]

>>12351485
some people have weird reactions to jelly beans and get violently sick from them, they're some strange magic of food chemistry going on

[Anonymous No.12355685]

>>12355625
As an officer in the US army commanding a company of basic training recruits, we had classes on teeth brushing because the majority of recruits were white trash and had never even seen a toothbrush. Sad, just sad! Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.12355687]

>>12354344
smirked

[Anonymous No.12355689]

>>12355659
Hm, i see

[Anonymous No.12355703]

>>12355681
Whoah just had a bad memory come back
Got really sick from jelly beans myself
Was those harry potter jelly beans that had gross flavor names.
Ate one that was a "booger" flavored jelly bean
Threw up and spent next two days in a fever.
Damn you harry potter.

[Anonymous No.12355719]

>10th birthday
>parents plan huge party after school, practically everyone in my grade is coming
>I always take a packed lunch to school, except on special occasions, like my birthday, when my parents give me money for the cafeteria
>cafeteria special that day is chili cheese dogs, they give me an extra one because it's my birthday
>throughout the second half of the day, I start feeling worse and worse.
>by the time mom picks me up from school, I know I'm definitely sick
>mom gives me some meds when we get home, I'm running a fever at this point
>too late to cancel the party, kids are already showing up, and the whole yard is decorated and set up
>keep feeling worse and worse while trying to seem fine around my friends and classmates
>right before everyone gets in line for food (my mom spent all day cooking a full dinner for everyone)
>I projectile chilicheese dog vomit everywhere, even hit my best friend fight in the chest

I don't remember much after that, except my parents taking me in the house and laying me down on the sofa with a barf bucket. My friends said my mom just calmly cleaned everything up, helped my best friend get cleaned up and changed into some of my clothes, and they went on with the party, apparently everyone had fun, except me, lol. I was sick for two days, and by the time I went back to school, everyone was over it. I stayed horribly embarrassed for a long time, though.

[Anonymous No.12355721]

>>12350535
the problem is they will complain in a couple hours or find the snacks. It's not really their fault but it still is annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.12355726]

>>12350689
retarded 50s propaganda about the "clean plate club" fucked us good for a couple generations

[Anonymous No.12355737]

>>12355726
My parents are like that but i had to put my foot down about it and just leave the table

Feelsbadman

But feels good not being fat

[Anonymous No.12355743]

>>12354625
nigga u old glad to see it

[Anonymous No.12355747]

>>12345589
Cinemasins? Is that you?

[Anonymous No.12355757]

>>12355685
I'm amazed but not surprised

[Anonymous No.12355775]

>>12355737
I was as skinny as a rail when I was young. My grandma and babysitter were very concerned about my weight and basically had to force feed me lima beans and corn and shit
Jokes on them though I'm fat as fuck now haha

[Anonymous No.12355777]

>>12352817
that's some next level food poisoning man

[Anonymous No.12355827]

>>12354793
could you not just take smaller bites? were you dropped on the head as a tadpole? the fuck is matter with you

[Anonymous No.12356239]

>>12355475
yes having a dad and doing things with him is a thing
sorry you missed out

[Anonymous No.12356518]

>>12354281
I vomited ravioli blobs and sauce all throughout the night and told my mom I just got really bad food poisoning instead of admitting what I did. My ears rang like I was going deaf for a week and I was pretty jaundiced. I missed 2 days of school though.

[Anonymous No.12356615]

>>12345583
>be kid
>somehow make bowl of CTC and sit down with it without even paying attention
>start to eat it, take a few bites
>wonder why it tastes so weird, look down
>bowl is like 1/4 ants
>panic and spitting ensues

[Anonymous No.12356633]

>>12356518
shit son. my ears also rang for ages when I od'd on my ssri. wonder why that is...

[Anonymous No.12356648]

>>12345718
Chef Boyardee saved your life and this is how you repay him?

[Anonymous No.12356681]

>Oklahoma
>be 3 year old babby
>go to get pizza for the first time at UNO'S
>eat it
>like it
>get home
>stomach flu hits like a motherfucker
>puking everywhere
I hated the sight and smell of pizza till I was in my 20s. People thought I was weird but, man, low-end restaurant pizza seriously smells like vomit to me.

[Anonymous No.12356688]

Went to an indycar race with my dad when I was 8. Based dad fed me just water and m&ms. Chocolate+water+105° all day lead to throwing up everywhere once I got home. I miss my dad.

[Anonymous No.12356692]

I used to get anxiety nausea in my teens and every time I ate in public I would be sick. This included school.
I was sick in doorways, just after getting off a bus, in cups, in the library. I always just fucked off an let someone else deal with it

[Anonymous No.12356696]

>>12356688
sounds like a good dad, anon. I miss mine too

[Anonymous No.12356703]

>>12350529
Wow what a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.12356724]

>>12355257
>I'm beginning to like this kid, ma.

[Anonymous No.12356732]

>>12354603
Your grandpa died that day.

[Anonymous No.12356803]

>be 6
>love mommy's berry cobbler with ice cream
>milk is basically ice cream
>grape juice is basically berries
>dump room temperature grape juice into bowl of Cheerios and milk
>drink
>puke
>9/11 happening on the TV in the background

I also had a rotten guinea egg explode in my face, the only time I have ever dry heaved from a smell alone. Put me off eggs for a long time.

[Anonymous No.12356818]

>>12356803
lol that is perfect mindset for a 6 year old. I once tried to make nachos with shredded carrots when we were out of cheese because
>they're both orange

[Anonymous No.12356827]

>>12355257
Lardass?

[Anonymous No.12356856]

>>12356803
Ive had to clean up rotten eggs many times, its the worst smell i know. Never been around a rotting corpse but i imagine its close

Made me realize how unappetizing eggs are - they are vessels for life to form in, dense with nutrition for the chick. If not used and left out to rot, all that nutrition gonna stink like hell. I dont like eggs that much anymore.

[Anonymous No.12356861]

>>12356633
Not sure. I hope you're doing okay now anon

[Anonymous No.12356891]

>>12356681
Ayy

[Anonymous No.12356896]

>>12354213
based cornposter

[Anonymous No.12356918]

>college orchestra christmas concert weekend
>saturday night after 2 full days of concerts
>decide to have a couple drinks in a friend's room, we get invited to a house party downtown
>hesitate bc more concerts the next day, first drink hits me and we decide to uber down, bring fifth of bacardi gold to be social
>get to the party and start downing it, shot for shot with all the people I know there
>before too long I've had at least half the bottle in under an hour and a half, other drunk friends want to walk into the bar street and go drink more
>way too trashed to say no, stumble down town and have more drinks. leave credit/debit/ID at each bar sequentially
>black out, at some point I apparently started hitting on a married woman and using really bad racial slurs to refer to people
>we uber back and for some reason my friends want to stop at jack in the box
>pick up 2 dozen tacos, eat a couple then start throwing up into my santa hat
>get back to campus and fall out of the car, chip my front tooth, have to be carried back to my room, throw up more all over bath mat, slip in shower and slam back of head against tile floor
>wake up massively concussed, chipped tooth, no memory and with the worst headache of my life

Don't drink too much dudes. And on your life, don't go to jack in the box

[Anonymous No.12356921]

>>12356803
Are you still a little lad?

[Anonymous No.12356932]

>>12356856
It's really only the hydrogen sulfide that you're smelling. All the other wasted nutrients are nowhere near as unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.12356982]

>left a package of goldfish on my desk before leaving for Boy Scout summer camp
>come back after 7 days of camp, sit down, see goldfish bag
>grab a handful, put in mouth
>miliseconds before chewing, feel something weird and spit the mouthful out
>dead stinking
Almost chomped on a stink bug that day. Now I get slightly paranoid when eating plain goldfish, even though it's my favorite flavor

[Anonymous No.12356986]

>>12356982
*dead stink bug
Autocorrect was a mistake, it's what I get for phonefagging I guess.

[Anonymous No.12357113]

>>12356681
This same thing happened to me but with prawns. Totally unrelated flu hit soon after my first time eating them, but still for like 12 years afterwards the smell of most shellfish made me immediately nauseous. Gradually went away though.

[Anonymous No.12357433]

>about 6 years old
>parents go out for the evening and leave me with a babysitter
>babysitter doesn't really care
>take this opportunity to raid the fridge
>eat loads of ice cream and drink tons of soda
>decide to finish up by pouring an entire cup full of strawberry syrup
>chug the whole thing
>10 minutes later vomit uncontrollably across the living room carpet
>vomit is bright red, babysitter thinks it's blood and panics
>she calls my parents and they rush home
>afraid to tell them it's just strawberry syrup because I'm afraid I'll get in trouble
>eventually fold and tell them as they plan to take me to the hospital
>never ate strawberry syrup again

[Anonymous No.12357455]

>>12356982
I cant drink milk anymore ever since i squashed a giant cockroach and its pasty white guts went everywhere

If i stare into a cup of milk i can pretty much see that roach floating up from the whiteness

Like a reverse abyss

Yep. Fuck milk

[Anonymous No.12357624]

>>12346896
get clowned

[Anonymous No.12358229]

>>12346892
>>calmly walk back to table tell friends we have to leave immediately
>>pay and leave
Kek

[Anonymous No.12358265]

>>12350520
Could have benn worse, they could have been trannie arseholes like I saw

[Anonymous No.12358362]

Ok so background a bit: In the Netherlands its really normal that kids go home during lunch break on elementary school and then go back when the school starts again.

>be me around 6 years
>grandma picks me up and my brother up for lunch and go home
>eat a sandwich or something
>grandma pours in a glass of milk for me
>''thank you grandma''
>drink up the milk for strong and healthy bones
>grandma pours in another glass of milk
>drinks about 50%
>time to leave for school again
>grandma tells me to drink my milk first
>''no I have had enough''
>ÁNON GO AND DRINK THE MILK
>force myself to drink the milk
>take one step out of the house
>barf milk all over our yard
>grandma doesnt care and still sends me to school
>feel awfull the entire day


Good thing that narcistic, stupid, cunt died last february.

[Anonymous No.12358612]

>>12356918
>jack in the box
They must have some kinda crazy subliminal message shit going on, because it never even occurs to me that they exist while sober but it makes perfect sense to go there if I'm hammered

[Anonymous No.12358616]

>>12357455
man you're not supposed to drink the roach milk after you stomp them, that's retarded

[Anonymous No.12358627]

I wasn't a child, I was 18, but I got food poisoning from three different Taco Bells, in three different cities, all in the same year. Haven't eaten that crap since. And yes, it was legit food poisoning.

[Anonymous No.12358657]

>>12345572
I actually induced the trauma on this one
>be me like 8 or 9
>sister was 12
>everytime we made pancakes she would get distracted and burn one side
>I would make fun of her every time if she burned a pancake
>she got better and stopped burning them
>she cannot make or eat pancakes now because of how me and my brother would make fun of her
these days she doesn't talk to us. wonder why

[Anonymous No.12358986]

>>12354213
peak chad

[Anonymous No.12359253]

>>12358362
that's same for most places if you live close to schools
only place I'd figure that doesn't have that is inner city schools in the US, though those are indistinguishable from prisons in aesthetic and operation

[Anonymous No.12360370]

>>12355675
>be marine
>every friday night go to buddies house on the beach
>get drunk as fuck with the boys
>get chipotle burritos for the boys and I
>eat the burrito like a savage
>drink a whole bottle of Bombay Sapphire in an hour
>buddies toilet was fucked up and clogged
>gotta shit real bad
>saunter off while my buddies were talking
>they notice I go out the front door
>"Where are you going?"
>Smile and exit
>Drunkenly walk to the back of the house
>I GOTTA POOPEE
>Jump on top of pic related and squat over the edge to shit
>Immediately fall because drunk
>fall into a crevice under his backdeck stairs
>pants are already down, start shiting
>immediately start shiting from my mouth too
>fall asleep
A few hours later
>buddies are looking for me
>about to give up the search
>one finds me and immediately laughs and calls the others
>find me covered in spiders, shit, and vomit
Shit was so cash

[Anonymous No.12360434]

>>12354796
holy fuck my sides

[Anonymous No.12361027]

>lil boy me probably around 14
>friday night is pizza night
>parents usually got a white pizza every week at the time
>have a slice or two
>horrible diarrhea for an entire week
>just clear liquid coming out at one point
>felt like i was gonna die
>parents still laugh about it when i can't eat ricotta cause they didn't get sick

>few weeks ago
>eating leftovers and scrolling through the internet
>see urethral sounding porn
>start to feel sick
>get to bathroom to start gagging and dry heaving
>whole head feels sweaty, vision is getting blurry, noise sounds like im underwater
>drink sink water until i feel better
>finish leftovers in the morning

[Anonymous No.12361031]

>>12354796
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.12361042]

>>12355827
It would hit randomly, even though I had normal amounts of food in my mouth. All of a sudden the taste would invade all at once and I'd be left chewing gross ass disgusting hot ham cheese until I needed to spit it out.

[Anonymous No.12361404]

>>12356633
>>12356518
Blood thinners, increase blood flow to your ears therefore you hear what your brain interprets as ringing.

[Anonymous No.12361431]

>>12358657
I wonder if all man-hating cunt roasties had brothers like you and are taking out their issues on the rest of us

[Anonymous No.12361843]

>>12346457
Hairnets, gloves and long sleeve shirts need to be mandated

[Anonymous No.12361844]

>>12355257

[Anonymous No.12362065]

>>12356818

when I was 5 or 6 I thought I could make chocolate milk by taking a bunch of whoppers, putting them into a bottle filled with hot water, and shaking the fuck out of it so they "reconstituted" into liquid form

didn't go well

[Anonymous No.12362069]

>>12346892
You know Indian restaurants are run by Indians or Sikhs, not Muslims.

[Anonymous No.12362096]

>>12350589
Something Africa something something kids

[Anonymous No.12362108]

>>12350796
I'm in the same situation.

[Anonymous No.12362143]

>>12360370
epic

[Anonymous No.12362152]

>>12352817
Nice

[Anonymous No.12362189]

>>12346892
>and whites wonder why everyone hates them

[Anonymous No.12362250]

>>12356856
It's just menstruation, dude

[Anonymous No.12362324]

>go to a trendy burrito place that is always busy with some bros
>expensive as fuck
>shitty burritos
>decide to never go there again
>a few weeks later, different group of friends wants to try it
>fine, whatever
>order the same thing because whatever
>tastes worse
>eat about four bites and can't eat anymore
>walk outside and vomit for 10 minutes, even though I ran out of food after one
>walk home and go to sleep, later I wake up and my friends want to know where the fuck I went
My stomach desperately wanted to get out whatever the fuck was in that godforsaken thing. I tell everyone I meet that story, I hope that fucking place shuts down. Unsanitary scam.

[Anonymous No.12362369]

>>12345583
>be very young kid, want to try new cereal advertised on tv that looks like tiny chocolate donuts
>obsessed with it, but mom says no because it's way more expensive than the usual off brand fruity pebbles we get
>bug her about it often. No tantrums, just begging and bargaining every trip to the store
>finally she breaks, angrily buys it under the condition that it's a one time thing
>excited as hell, get home and immediately ask to try it
>she grumbles the whole time she's prepping it, I'm a dumb happy kid so not really paying attention
>as she's walking the milk to the fridge, I try it and say "It's good!"
>she yells "Of course it does, it's all sugar!" at the top of her lungs
>suddenly feel that I've been a really bad son. I don't understand what sugar is, but it seems like I've really screwed up what I thought was a happy moment we were having
>I stop eating and just silently cry staring at the bowl trying to figure out what I did wrong
>she notices after a moment and apologizes and tries to make me happy and keep eating it
>eat the rest of the bowl but now it tastes bad and sits in my stomach like a rock
>for the rest of my life feel extreme guilt if I don't buy the cheapest possible version of whatever food I'm getting.
Such a boring benign little story but it's stuck with me my whole life.

[Anonymous No.12362541]

>>12355721
Whoa you man growing children with tiny tummies eat smaller meals more frequently? I swear, parents are the dumbest laziest fucks in existence.
>If I don't force feed my child until their brain wiring gets fucked for life ensuring a lifetime of obesity, they bother me for food :(

[Anonymous No.12362546]

>>12354603
It's all your fault.

[Anonymous No.12362577]

>Thanksgiving Dinner when I was 9
>Everyone gets in line to get food
>I see a pot of what looks like peeled boiled potatoes
>Scoop up a massive pile of it because fuck yeah potatoes rock
>Sit down with family
>Shove a huge spoonful of "potatoes" into my mouth
>Pause once the taste hits me
>Almost immediately vomit on the assumption that I'm eating rotten potatoes
>My aunt, who made the dish, starts tearing up at my visible disgust
>Mom makes me eat another spoonful after informing me of what fucking turnips are
>My aunt still gives me the cold shoulder to this day

fuck you aunt pam

[Anonymous No.12363139]

Not me since I have a modicum of sense, but my older brother-
>be a picky little son of a bitch
>never drank milk that wasn't chocolate since mom gave him some when he was 2
>staying the night at grandma's
>grandma is an old southern woman that grew up during the Great Depression
>grew up knowing how to cook and not getting shit from a box or can
>she has some stuff in her fridge that most people don't
>brother wakes up in the middle of the night with a thirst
>checks the fridge
>fuck yeah, grandma has some chocolate syrup
>stir up a glass of chocolate milk
>thirsty as fuck, take a gulp instead of a sip
>spit that rancid shit right back out
The dumb motherfucker grabbed the Buttermilk.

[Anonymous No.12363172]

>>12362369
Oh shit. I have almost the exact opposite version of your story.

>8/9 year old kid, poor immigrant family
>more sensible about money compared to other kids that age
>out with mum shopping and we walk past an ice-cream stand
>ask if we have money for ice-cream, I didn't outright say I want it because I knew it's more expensive than buying a big tub at the supermarket but it was a hot day and I kinda wanted one
>mother looks at me and clearly see that I want it even if I'm just asking a question about money, she firmly says let's get ice-cream
>in hindsight she must have felt so awful about having her kid be so unchild-like and thinking about money rather than just asking for whatever they wanted
>pick out ice-cream, it was mint chocolate chip
>ice-cream lady is scooping it out, mother is getting money
>oh shit
>we don't have the £1.50 we need for the shitty ice-cream
>it's already scooped up in the scone
>lady looks pissed, thinks we're trying to scam her
>she's raising her voice at mum, people are turning heads
>I start crying, telling mother and the lady I don't want the ice-cream
>ice-cream hag's not having it

Some context: mum loves Princess Diana and got one of those commemorative £5 coins from colleagues for her birthday, she always keeps it on her. It's legally worth is £5 but it's worth more because collector value, this was only the 00s so maybe it was worth about £10? idk probably worth more now...

>so she offers the lady this, all calm and apologetic
>I'm having an internal meltdown because I know it's precious to her and also worth more than the £5 face value
>can't even cry like I want to because I don't want to draw more attention to us
>ice-cream lady is suspicious and take the coin to the back to check with her husband
>she comes out looking smug saying yeah we can accept it as if she's doing us a favour
>mum gets £3.50 change and we leave
>ice cream tastes artificial and awful

The guilt still feels like lead in my chest bros.

[Anonymous No.12363192]

>>12348505
This is how school shooters happen.

[Anonymous No.12363205]

>>12355257
Based and Gooniespilled.

[Anonymous No.12363217]

>>12356803
>9/11 happening on tv in the background

[Anonymous No.12363223]

>>12350535
Wish my mum had done that desu. I still barely manage to eat veg and I'm 22 years old now.

[Anonymous No.12363228]

I once shit all over hugo the hornet.

[Anonymous No.12363251]

>>12350535
Apart from the way it stops dumb kids being stupid cunts.

[Anonymous No.12363270]

>>12346892
Based

[Anonymous No.12363278]

>>12346892
This was a childhood experience????

[Anonymous No.12363281]

>>12355382
I started toasting the bread and putting hot sauce on it
So much better than breadballs and it makes me feel slightly less poor

[Anonymous No.12363310]

>>12346892
Why leave? You terraformed the bathroom for them.

[Anonymous No.12363325]

>>12356918
Not a childhood story but a drunk vomit story
>go to bar with bros
>drink like 10 tall boys and random shots
>go to white castle
>completely blitzed, order like 10 chicken sanwiches
>sit down and wait, start to feel sick
>eat most of them
>have to shit
>sit on the toilet feel the big barf coming on
>mid shit my mouth gets watery, start spitting on the floor
>too wasted to move
>lean foward and just hurl on the floor as someone walks in
>gallon of pbr and half eaten chicken sandwiches on the floor
>finish shitting and stumble back to my friends who are outside
>lean against the wall while the uber comes and throw up even more
>wake up in my bed next day, no hangover just super tired and gross feeling from throwing up
Haven't been back there since. I remember putting some toilet paper on the massive pile of vomit and thinking it was ok. I still feel bad for the guy that had to clean it. Haven't been that drunk since it was very embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.12363329]

>>12359253
Naw we could leave the campus in the city too for lunch
Shit was great

[Anonymous No.12363345]

>>12363172
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't found a Diana coin worth more than $20 on eBay.

[Anonymous No.12363426]

Not from my childhood, but lezzagooo.
>buy a bottle of some random whiskey around €70 if I do my conversations right.
>Swing by the grocery store and buy 2 liters of this one type of soda I like a lot and 2 packs of sweets.
>I proceed to mix the soda with the whiskey
(I don't defend this action)
>I do this until both my soda bottles (3 liters combined) are empty.
>I'm really drunk at this point
>Fall asleep
>I wake up not hungover, just tired as fuck.
>Chill in my bed for a while
>While I'm laying there, I notice how some part of the bell smell really weird
>About an hour later I notice how I have vomited all over the bed and it's surroundings and even pissed myself during my sleep.
>Sit up really fast which triggers my stomach
>No time to run to the bathroom
>I pick up a shoebox and projectile vomit right into it
>The shoe box is too small. It's too fucking small!
>I proceed to vomit all over the floor until it becomes indistinguishable from the 2011 Japan flood
After that experience I literally can't drink alcohol above 10%. I get a gag reflex since it just tastes and smells like vomit.
My mattress also still smells in some areas. And there's still dry vomit behind the radiator.

[Anonymous No.12363486]

>>12363172
Set it right again, get her a new coin.

[Anonymous No.12363504]

>>12363345
Thanks bro

[Anonymous No.12363550]

>>12363426
>My mattress also still smells in some areas.
Why haven't you switched your piss and vomit soaked mattress for a new one?

[Anonymous No.12363553]

>>12363550
It smells like alcohol, not piss or vomit. I switched the mattress around so the smell is by my feet. It's slowly disappearing, though.

[Anonymous No.12363986]

>be 8 or 9, time is weird
>grandpa brings home a big bag of those roasted nuts
>they smelled weird and bitter but shit I still gorged
>end up at bedtime with a headache, the world is spinning
>projectile all over the bed
>on the bright side I got to go to bed late that night
>walked by one of those carts selling the nuts at a field trip to the monuments a few weeks later
>head starts feeling dizzy
Can't stand them to this day


and a bonus
>be 17
>fat and depressed are a bad combo when it comes to eating
>could take down waaay too much at one time
>end up buying ledos
>fuckyeah.png
>eat about half of one of the large pizzas
>feel great until the next day
>bedridden, think I'm about to see Jesus
>crawl out of bed to pee and feel the urge
>throw the lid off the garbage can and open the floodgates
>its red
>scream for my mom to come between gags
>as if anyone could help me
>she starts screaming because she sees the regular trash mixed in there and thinks I puked up my guts or something
>feel great afterwards
I won't even lie, I still thinks Ledos slaps despite this

[Anonymous No.12364436]

>be working
>forcefully taken out of my little bubble to deal with retards despite being heavily introverted
>of course retards and stupid jews piss me off
>mad as fuck didn't pay attention to how i was cooking my chicken when it was time for lunch
>didn't see pink, must be fine
>fast forward to midnight driving home
>stomach_rumble.exe
>think i should stop by 7-11 for a 1
5L bottle of water
>get home and puke immediately
>still clealy identifiable chunchs of bread, chicken, salad, and soda
>thank god that's over and head to bed after brushing and drinking half the bottle of water to rehydrate
>two hours later wake up with mouth full of saliva, before i could even process what's going on I rush to the bathroom only to projectile vomit up that water and what little remnants of food left inside me
>puked on the floor, the door, on the path to the bathroom and then in the sink
>puke 4 more times within 5 minutes, last one was pure green bile
>cry a little then pass out

[Anonymous No.12364514]

[Anonymous No.12364596]

>>12361431
probably. she's crazy now and doesn't speak to any of us

[Anonymous No.12364712]

>>12354793
>hot hat cheese

[Anonymous No.12364721]

>>12356918
It's because you got the tacos, dont trust those tacos

[Anonymous No.12364748]

>>12356239
can relate anon

[Anonymous No.12364795]

>first time in America eating Mexican food at Baja Fresh in LA
>awkwardly order something, waiting with my friend
>conversation is stilted and awkward because we don't know each other very well yet and we're both shylords
>Find a a small bar with a selection of American cucumbers
>Put a stack of them on a little plate and then shove into gob
>crunch, crunch, crunch, nod, smile
>mouth burst into hell, hot chilli peppers explode my reality to pieces
>die
>actually don't die, try to act normal when i want to retch, nearly faint britishly
>cannot escape the one way ride to flavtortown

[Anonymous No.12364811]

>>12348041
Based cunt trying to save Anon from a lifetime of obesity

[Anonymous No.12364828]

>>12345572
I was a kid who drank a lot of pop. One night I was drinking a Pepsi while reading in bed. Fell asleep. When I woke up I noticed that Pepsi was half full so I took a big swig then immediately noticed that the Pepsi had shit floating in it. So I spit it out onto the floor suddenly 100 ants.

I'll never forget it.

[Anonymous No.12364839]

>>12345572
>10 yrs old
>wanted to make lemonade
>just needed to add some sugar
>same storage containers in our house
>saw two containers with white powder, but didn't know which was sugar as they are unlabeled
>decided to take a spoonful to taste test
>mfw ate a spoonful of MSG

[Anonymous No.12364846]

>>12348041
>>12350520
I was the villain in a story like this
>stepniece used to visit my house and stay the weekend
>for some reason we were keeping some shit special K knockoff cereal in a Cookie Crisp box
>she gets the choice between Cookie Crisps and something else for breakfast
>she picks the "Cookie Crisps"
>didn't warn her because being young and edgy I hated her
>my mom pours it for her
>niece was totally silent eating it and never said a word afterward
>still feel bad about it to this day

Sorry Alexis :(

[Anonymous No.12364863]

>>12364795
>back in LA for a wedding a few years later
>hungry in the airport waiting for our connecting flight
>stop by the snack shop
>think I'll be healthy and eat a cup of fruit
>sit and eat the fruit, share it with the kids
>get to the bottom and notice the last pieces are totally covered in mould
>sinking feeling like a boat anchor thrown into my stomach
>feel OK until the first night at the hotel in LA
>worst food poisoning of my life, cant stand up without puking
>have to show up at the reception dinner the next night
>get out of the car, oldest kid about five years old chucks up all over the pavement in front of rich/cool LA people
>weird friend laughs and says he feels the same way about the event

[Anonymous No.12364869]

>>12354213
I did a similar thing with these frozen fruit slushy cups that we got at lunch one day. I gathered 12 and ate them all. Then I fucking pissed my bladder out during the next two classes i had.

[Anonymous No.12364871]

>>12364839
>a spoonful
>to taste
What were you thinking anon...

[Anonymous No.12364945]

>>12350520
>>12364846
Special K is bretty good

[Anonymous No.12364996]

>>12354213
>>12364869
Reminded me of how in elementary school me and some other kids were having this stupid competition at lunch to see who could drink a bottle of water the fastest. I ended up winning, and then tried doing it a few more times because I'd discovered my talent I guess. Maybe drank like 4 or 5 bottles of water in a row.

Then when I got back to my classroom afterward, for a few seconds I suddenly felt like I was about to throw up, but then somehow didn't. Wasn't really "traumatizing" since nothing actually happened, but I guess it did put the fear of god into me and made me realize I shouldn't do that shit again.

[Anonymous No.12365118]

>be 7-8 years old
>adult babysitter takes me to a bar for some reason
>have some wings there for first time in my life
>in retrospect they were shit but I loved them
>later gives me a hot grape soda can
>throw up in the back of her car
>every square inch of my body is covered in grape wings
To this day I can't fuck with grape soda or any kind of fruit flavored carbonated shit. I still love wings though, my favorite food by far. Might gorge myself on some ultra spicy ones tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12365205]

>>12364514
I wish this was real

[Anonymous No.12365225]

>>12365118
I hate that I can imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12365356]

>>12350520
>I also walked in on my dad looking at pages of women’s assholes spread open on the computer.
Your father was based, anon.

[Anonymous No.12365391]

>>12354603
He probably isn't with us anymore because of that little stunt you pulled

[Anonymous No.12365498]

>>12362577
Turnips aren't bad if you deep fry them. Had some deep fried turnip and parsnip last night.

[Anonymous No.12366162]

When I was a child my brother told me spiders lay eggs inside bananas. To this day the texture of bananas makes me a little nauseous

[Anonymous No.12366454]

>>12351184
I mean, I've had some pretty radical food poisoning but I've literally never become faecally incontinent and shit myself. Why did he not just go to the bathroom? Especially after the first time.

[Anonymous No.12366484]

>>12354740

[Anonymous No.12366519]

>>123583621
what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.12366535]

I had an entire full english breakfast loaded into my rectum by my father when I was 6

[Anonymous No.12366570]

I had these once as a kid and they made me violently ill. I'm talking fever, chills, diarrhea, puking and bedridden for days. I remember just collapsing in school and having to be ferried home by my mum, all because I ate one of these yoghurty fucks at lunch time.

[Anonymous No.12366574]

>>12345572
>be me
>be around 6 years old
>mom meets with some friend at a Perkins and decides to bring me with
>fast forward to dessert
>i get a slice of apple pie
>decide that pie isn't sweet enough and see "sugar" shaker
>grab it and dump a fucking mound on pie
>take a bite
>instantly throw up all over table in full view of other diners
>got scolded by mom
didn't use a salt shaker until i was about 12 years old after that.

[Anonymous No.12366897]

>be kid
>pour some cereal into bowl
>bigass spider crawls out of the bowl
Took me a while before I could trust cereal again.

[Anonymous No.12366912]

>>12345572
When I was young I ate like 20 chocolate timbits on an airplane. I threw up in the middle of the aisle and people had to walk past it and smell it all flight.

[Anonymous No.12368435]

>>12362369

You're a punk anon. You'll always be a little punk.

[Anonymous No.12368491]

>>12346892
>waaaaaaa why do non-whites hate us

[Anonymous No.12368522]

>>12355703
I hated this crap it's bean boozled without the beans that look the same but taste completely different

[Anonymous No.12368620]

>looking through the cupboard for a snack
>find a hidden packet of lollipops
>think I've hit the jackpot
>start sucking on one
>suddenly hit the lollipop straw
>my mouth is filled with dead ants who'd been eating the lollipop from the inside out
Haven't had a lollipop since that day

[Anonymous No.12368722]

>be me
>be ~5 years old
>be named Sam, it's relevant
>Dad wants to make me green eggs and ham
>Cool, sounds like fun
>Instead of food coloring, he uses Promotional Shrek ketchup to turn the eggs green
>mixes it straight in before cooking them
That shit was awful. Love my dad but man, that sucked.

[Anonymous No.12368769]

>be me, 25 years old
>want to try Jollibee I heard good things
>order a burger and fries, its ok
>pillipino girl sitting nearby enjoying spaghetti
>she keeps saying how meaty it is
>keeps saying how she loves it meaty
>a man at her table says "when we get home i'll give you some meat heh heh heh"
>i realize he is molesting her
>he sees that I overheard him
>I look away, pretend I didn't hear
>i think about calling cops but I don't want to get involved
>they finish food and I watch them leave and drive off
>i did nothing to help her, feels bad :(

[Anonymous No.12368833]

>>12368722
My dad got that green ketchup once. He thought it was the coolest thing ever, but everyone else didn’t want to touch it. He rarely cooked, but during that week he made tons of ketchup-friendly foods every night. And very night he’d try to get us all to try it. He was amazed that it tasted like regular ketchup, but was GREEN. After it ran out, he went back to normal and we never bought it again. It was weird.

[Anonymous No.12368933]

>mom makes some sort of corn pie
>like a filo spinach kind of pie except with corn instead of spinach
>take a bite
>vomit immediately on the side of the table

never touched corn again for a looooooong time desu famalam. might only eat it now if im eating out, starving, and its part of a salad or something where i can imagine its not there

dont mind baby corn though

[Anonymous No.12368959]

>>12356681
Same happened to me with Lobster and shrimp. I can't eat crustaceans, or even imitations. I can only eat fish and eel

[Anonymous No.12368968]

>>12345572
when I was 4 or 5 we were having stroganoff with meatballs
mom was in the kitchen, I was in the living room, sitting on the couch in front of the coffee table
there was a national geographic special on about some african tribe and they were doing something that looked like spreading oatmeal on their faces
and I just threw up right onto the coffee table, right onto my plate
I haven't had a problem with oatmeal itself since but anything with people being messy with food grosses me right the fuck out

[Anonymous No.12369614]

>>12358657
> makes the same mistake repeatedly
> gets criticized for it
> is so incapable of handling criticism that she cuts off ties with family

Yep, sounds like a woman alright.

As to all of you who are getting insects in your cereal, did you dumbasses not roll up the top of the bag to keep it fresh? I've eaten cereal for the majority of my breakfasts my entire life, and this hasn't happened to me once. I'm 33.

[Anonymous No.12369869]

>>12346892
>>12363310
Peak """civilized""" white people right there. God you are worse than actual niggers

[Anonymous No.12369880]

>>12351109
Are you 12?

[Anonymous No.12369893]

>>12354603
He deserved better grandchildren

[Anonymous No.12369898]

>>12355685
'murica

[Anonymous No.12369974]

>>12351136

from san diego?

[Anonymous No.12369989]

>>12348158
When I was younger my parents were watching Beetlejuice in the living room while I had a stomach flu. It took me a decade to finally watch the movie because I associated it with the flu.

[Anonymous No.12370120]

>>12345572
Long bike ride. Whatever I ate and riding for hours didn’t mix. Rushed to first toilet in grocery store in small town. While pulling shorts down to sit on toilet, ass just explodes. Shit blows all over toilet, all over floor, all over the walls. Shit hits toilet water and splashes shit water all over me and everything. Shit was way beyond what wiping up could fix. Ran out of store quick. Rode for miles with shit all over myself. Got home and hosed myself off in the yard.

[Anonymous No.12370268]

>>12368620
Antootsie pop

[Anonymous No.12370385]

>young lad eating family dinner
>its salmon for dinner
>pretty gud/10
>dont normally do so but there was a lot of grape juice in the fridge, and I was in the mood for some
>drink two glasses of it, its dank
>30 minutes later
>decide I want to enjoy a hot drink
>hmmm yes I’ll have the finest mug of swiss miss hot chocolate you have
>clueless.png
>drink it all
>short time later, feel very unwell
>barely make it to toilet in time
>violent vomiting
>puke is mostly brown with a purple tinge and has whole bits of pink fish fillet floating in it
I don’t like salmon as much anymore and I don’t like grape juice

[Anonymous No.12370527]

>be me camping with family and school friend
>dad decides he's going to make a traditional dish that involves a cast iron pot
>we eat by firelight, it's pretty tasty
>suddenly friend goes really still and quiet
>hacks out half a centipede onto his plate
>shine torch onto mine
>it's full of bits of centipedes
>turns out dad had kept the pot uncovered in the garage for god knows how long, didn't wash it before cooking and cooked an entire nest of centipedes
>mom freaks out about food waste and makes us finish everything on our plates
>friend never went camping with me again

[Anonymous No.12370695]

>>12370527
Why are gooks allowed to be cannibals?

[Anonymous No.12370712]

>>12370527
i want to nuke her so bad bros

[Anonymous No.12372036]

>>12350520
this can explain why so many guys in this board are crazy. Broken childhoods

[Anonymous No.12372054]

>>12354603
You killed your grandfather.

[Anonymous No.12372103]

>>12361031
I assume he means puke = ooze.
Either that or it's a lame joke on how ooze is one letter away from booze.

>>12354615
Green beans should be fine, he must mean the ones that grow in pods. The kidney bean shaped thangs. They're p hard too.

[Anonymous No.12372644]

>Live in kind of shit living conditions with spouse and his parents at the time and they had questionable food safety standards already
>See chocolate syrup on the counter
>choccymilk.jpg
>Take one sip and takes like burning and stinging
>dafuq
>spit it out
>ants everywhere
>cough up more ants
>they're all sticking to my tongue
>heave and puke more ants
>It doesn't stop
>Throat burns from ants biting it and vomit
>get pissed and throw out the bottle

I swear to God half their pantry was full of ants.

[Anonymous No.12372656]

>>12346892
this has to be bait, nobody is this stupid.
who the hell in their right mind drinks a shitton of beer (already fucking stupid) and then eats fucking ethnic food of all things afterwards, this has to be some sort of sick joke.

>also calling indians muslims, which for anyone who knows an ounce of world history is a big lol

but whatever

[Anonymous No.12372692]

>>12350468
fat people should be hanged, drawn and quartered

[Anonymous No.12372837]

>>12363310
lmao

[Anonymous No.12372998]

>>12362369
This is why we can’t have nice things.

[Anonymous No.12373084]

>>12370712
She eats deep fried bugs on Chink Twitch/TikTok all day for a living. She's basically on keto so she'll die from either undercooked parasites or get gout and coronary like a ketofag one of these days.

[Anonymous No.12373096]

>>12372103
>the ones that grow in pods
Ah yes, as oppose to all the beans that don't grow in pods??????

[Anonymous No.12373229]

>18, quite new to alcohol
>want something strong because I want to get drunk
>buy a bottle of rum
>dad keeps warning me that if I drink too much I'll get stomach ulcers and shit
>disregard his warnings and drink too much that night
>vomit a lot
>go to bed while the room is spinning, vomit again while in bed, eventually get to sleep
>wake up
>feel absolutely horrible
>drink coffee and get some toast to eat for breakfast
>really worried that I might have a stomach ulcer
>take one bite of my toast and immediately feel like vomiting again
>run into the toilet and hurl
>it's black
>the vomit is fucking black
>heard about how the dried blood from a stomach ulcer can cause black vomit
>think I really fucked myself up and will have to live with stomach problems for the rest of my life
>cry
>eventually realise I was just vomiting the black coffee I had right after I got up
I still can't stand rum. It tastes like poison to me now. Other alcohol is good though.

[Anonymous No.12373243]

>>12345572
What ever happened to shrek-chan?

[Anonymous No.12373244]

>cooking pancakes when I was 7 without a shirt
>Splash boiling oil onto my chest when I flip the pancake

[Anonymous No.12373251]

>>12362577
You were the asshole anon.

[Anonymous No.12373312]

>>12372656
sjw tolerance police

[Anonymous No.12373330]

>>12346892
Why would Muslims be operating an Indian restaurant?

[Anonymous No.12373442]

>>12369974
top fucking kek, I'm not who you quoted but I went to elementary school at OPE in Encinitas and we did the same overnight ship thing in 5th grade. Hope I didn't poison anon since I was on the cooking group

[Anonymous No.12373478]

Not too traumatizing but one time an autistic high-schooler spilled catsup on the canteen ceiling.

>>12368769
Probably her boyfriend. Couples get really horny in public sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12373485]

>retarded 17 yr old
>home alone "watching the house"
>dad won't be back for the weekend
>decide to break into the liquor
cabinet
>only thing in the fridge for a mixer is coke zero
>decide to make coke (zero) and rum because it was one of the only cocktails I knew of
>only rum was white Bacardi that had been sitting there for most of a decade
>turns out oxidized shitty white rum and artificial sweetener from diet cola turns into an absolute nightmare
>still drink 3 pint glasses with 3 shots each of this mixture because I think that's how mixed drinks are supposed to taste
>start feeling like shit
>predicrably, projectile vomit all over new hardwood floors
>pass out with my shoes on on top of my bed
>get to spend the next day mopping foul smelling puke up and washing my puke-drenched bedding and clothes
>ever since, rum and coke makes me gag

[Anonymous No.12373486]

I once ate Denny's, puked as soon as I got to the car, and that was the first and last time I've ever eaten Denny's.

[Anonymous No.12373497]

>>12354796
When the reply is better than the post
Kek

[Anonymous No.12373519]

>>12345583
>>12362369
You were raised by single mothers weren't you?

[Anonymous No.12373533]

>>12363172
>Immigrant
A boo hoo you got to grow up an live in an infinitely better nation than your ethnic homeland built by other peoples people and your monkey IQ mother couldn't count change and was a little embarassed, be glad we haven't forced you to go back yet, Ahbed

[Anonymous No.12373581]

>>12355719
jej

[Anonymous No.12373582]

>>12355726
my mom never went to my dad's father's house again after he was being autistic about me not finishing my plate when I was like 6. Still feel guilty even though I know it wasn't my fault

[Anonymous No.12373609]

>>12357433
heh

[Anonymous No.12373647]

>>12363325
kek

[Anonymous No.12373683]

>>12373533
The anon you are replying to was more in line with European morality at age 8 than you are.

[Anonymous No.12373705]

>>12373683
No I am better in every way

[Anonymous No.12374408]

>>12352737
It's time to talk about it

[Anonymous No.12374431]

>>12355257
lost

[Anonymous No.12374540]

>>12372656
Like 2/3 of the EU? The fuck you think Kebab is?

[Anonymous No.12374561]

Sort of food related. My grandparents were hoarders and had a spooky poorly lit cluttered house.
My grandma has these dolls of the pillsbury doughboy and the jolly green giant made from cloth, weird shit old ladies could get in like 1980's and earlier. You got a sheet of fabric with a doll printed on it that you'd cut out and sew together, then stuff. They kept them in this unused junk room at the top of the stairs. They were positioned in a box so that they were staring right at you from the dark. I hated/feared food mascots well into my twenties.

[Anonymous No.12374577]

>>12350529
Nigga, milk turns to clumps in less than a week after its best by date. What were you expecting from two year old yogurt?

[Anonymous No.12374578]

>>12372103
autistic or foreign?

[Anonymous No.12374622]

>>12356803
>9/11 happening on the TV in the background
Holy shit this got me. Even during one of the most powerful and influential tragedies of all time, stupid people were doing stupid things without a clue.

[Anonymous No.12374731]

>>12355257
Truffle Shuffle

[Anonymous No.12374748]

>>12372656
Most people. For some people, it's the only time they ever eat that type of food.

[Anonymous No.12374749]

>be 13
>at school
>lunch bell rings
>I have no food but friend offers half a cheese sandwich
>bite into it
>its literally hard stale cheese covered in lukewarm oil
>almost immediately throw up
>spend the next 10 minutes washing my mouth out with water

[Anonymous No.12374753]

>>12374561
Have you read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?

[Anonymous No.12374800]

>>12374578
Why not both ?
Care to explain the ooze joke then ?

[Anonymous No.12374805]

>>12374800
Sex education. The male orgasm is accompanied by the emission of an ooze. Female arousal also generates moisture. Usually.

[Anonymous No.12374978]

>>12350529
youre full of shit anon

[Anonymous No.12375029]

>>12346896
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6ioPSKUgQ

[Anonymous No.12375168]

>>12369869
>>12362189

yet you still come to our countries en masse because yours are so fucking shitty! what a shocker!

[Anonymous No.12375203]

>>12375168
Mutt cope

[Anonymous No.12375429]

>>12374805
Thanks. Am I a man now ?

Now the way this part is worded "figured out the "secret of the ooze" after the incident" suggests that it had something to do with the puking incident.
That he was referring to cum is way too far fetched.

L2logic fagget.

[Anonymous No.12375519]

>>12345572
>16 y/o
>Go with dad to see our in-construction new home
>We go into the McDonald's in the new neighborhood
>Have nuggets
>All is good
>We walk around the neighborhood
>Feel breeze
>Cold feeling gives me stomach ache
>Usually cold-induced stomach ache results in diarrhea
>Start feeling pressure
>Tell dad and we start back towards McD for toilets
>Halfway through shit erupts in my pants
>Absolutely soiled myself
>We continue to McD to wash up
>Go straight to the washroom
>Take down underpants
>Shit is everywhere
>Go to the handicapped toilet room
>Try to clean up
>Feel sick
>Throw up in the sink
>Fries and nuggets chunks clearly visible
>Mom arrives with clean underwear and to help dad with his nightmarish situation
>Mostly clean self, still pretty shitty
>Mom tries to clean the mess
>We leave without looking at any employee
>We drive home
>I go straight to the shower
>Siblings are only told I threw up on myself
>Mom tells me I need to chew my food more

[Anonymous No.12375657]

Tippy top kek, I really enjoy this thread, it is my second favorite I've ever been through.

[Anonymous No.12375958]

>>12374753
Only a few stories. Haven't seen that one.

[Anonymous No.12375968]

>>12348505
This happened to me except instead of asking if I wanted cupcakes they snuck up on me and instead of giving me a cupcake they set my hair on fire haha.

[Anonymous No.12376023]

I remember a girl from a military summer camp program I went to, around age eight or so. She seemed to be a typical spoiled brat, probably had well-to-do parents and a stay-at-home mom because she always brought elaborate lunches compared to everyone else's, with silverware and a bunch of nice Tupperware and shit. I can't even remember why I was mad, but I remember seething at this girl one day across the lunch table while she ate her homemade mac and cheese and drank fruit punch out of a thermos.
Again, can't remember why I was mad, but I swear it felt like divine justice about ten minutes after lunch on the playground, when I watched her violently projectile vomit hot pink macaroni across the hopscotch blacktop.

[Anonymous No.12376155]

>>12356803
>>9/11 happening on the TV in the background

Based

[Anonymous No.12376175]

>>12372656
>who the hell in their right mind drinks a shitton of beer (already fucking stupid) and then eats fucking ethnic food of all things afterwards
m8 that's a basic tuesday night for me

[Anonymous No.12376336]

>>12348505
There were some kids at my school who did that on 4/20 but instead of habanero they shot up the school

[Anonymous No.12376619]

>probably 8/9 years old
>parents get some takeout at a nice restaurant and as a dumb kid I just want a hot dog and fries
>scarf it down, barely chewing probably because I wanted to go play
>spend the rest of the night in the fetal position on the couch feeling like shit
>face in the cushions to block out light
>vomit chunks of hot dog into the couch
>dad swoops me up and carries me to the bathroom before the second round hits
I didn't eat hot dogs for a few years after that, and a bonus story that wasn't me but happened to a friend in school

>teacher takes our 2nd grade class to McDonald's as a job well done for something
>everyone eats their food then goes fucking wild in the play place
>get back to school to finish the day
>friend walks up to the teachers desk
>"I don't feel goooooooooouughhhhh"
>throws up fries all over the teachers desk

[Anonymous No.12376770]

>>12362577
>>12373251
He's 9 and expecting it to taste like potatoes.
he literally dindu nothing, they should have told him what it was.
>aunt still gives me a cold shoulder
she was a terrible human being anyway

[Anonymous No.12376783]

>>12348505
I had this happen to me, but the girl put Hot Salt on the bottom of cookies in my case. Wasn't that bad except for the shock of betrayal when I got hot/salty when I expected sweet.

[Anonymous No.12376864]

>>12372644
protein gainz

[Anonymous No.12376977]

>>12376336
But our thoughts and prayers were with you at least, lol!

[Anonymous No.12377126]

>>12345572
You have no idea
>Have a fever
>Take two cups of Milk in breakfast
>Mother takes me to hospital
>Mother tell me to wait in the entrance or shoe area
>Wait
>Ended up throwing up the milk on everybody shoes in the entrance
I want to kill myself just remembering it.

[Anonymous No.12377982]

Have nothing to contribute but am excited about an actually good thread being on ck for once. Good laughs being had at peoples food mistakes. Bump

[Anonymous No.12377999]

>>12375203
they are mutts that struggle coping with how shit their countries are so they run to europe? i agree.. its sickening

[Anonymous No.12378581]

>>12363172
>>12363345
>>12363504
Buy your mom another copy of that coin and tell her this story. It'll turn what was probably a stressful and pitiful moment for her into one of her happy memories.

I'm crying just reading it and I don't even know you.

[Anonymous No.12378611]

>>12375519
>16 y/o
Jesus Christ. Because of how old you were, you can't ever even just laugh it off with close bros as an adult which you can do about gross childhood stories under 6/7

[Anonymous No.12378769]

>>12345572
>Be 10 year old me
>Went ice fishing with my dad, grandpa, and brother
>Adults have beers, me and my brother have 1L of pepsi
>It is actually pretty warm in the fishing hut
>Drink some pepsi
>Keep drinking
>In about 20 seconds I somehow chugged a litre of pepsi
>20 seconds later puke straight into the fishing hole
>Brother hooks a fish while this is happening
>Poor little fella's last moments involved getting slathered in puke, then unceremoniously frozen to death

[Anonymous No.12378800]

>>12365498
The thing is, I don't actually hate turnips. They're pretty good imo

But if someone handed you a coke can that was filled with pepsi, you'd think something was severely wrong, right?

[Anonymous No.12379000]

>>12345572
Paid shills out. Flip food is pagpag.

[Anonymous No.12379064]

>>12355747
Fuck yourself, retard.

[Anonymous No.12379091]

>>12364436

bile heaves are the fucking worst, my condolences anon

[Anonymous No.12379341]

>dad divorces mom
>every time I stay with him its tofu
>tofu blended into pancakes
>tofu smushed into sandwiches
>tofu mixed into spaghetti
>tofu tofu tofu
He didn't even drain it properly, it was always super watery, mushy ass tofu

[Anonymous No.12379360]

>>12372656
Muslim isn't a race retard

[Anonymous No.12379436]

>>12363345
GET HER THE COIN

[Anonymous No.12379738]

>be me, about ten
>parents buy a lot of junk food and unhealthy stuff
>I'm snacking on the Frito scoop corn chips
>eat like a quarter of the family size bag
>go to sleep, then wake up in the middle of the night to vomit until nothing but water comes up
>spend the next day with the worst migraine I'd ever had and sleeping
>mom wakes me up to try and eat something
>still queasy
>she gives me those breaded fish fillets that come frozen
>I take a few bites, then have to run to the bathroom and throw it all up
>can't eat or even smell those fish fillets without wanting to vomit now
My parents are super poor and didn't give us a very good diet. Then after years of poor nutrition they had the audacity to call me a picky eater. They would pretty much stock the fridge with bologna and cheese slices, and we'd consistently eat banquet fried chicken. It still pisses me off and now I have a more well adjusted palette.

[Anonymous No.12379751]

>>12346457
>here's a few strands of hair under it with one being pulled by the pepperoni
thats pretty fucking gross anon.

>>12350520
>we stay with his gay buddy who is a bodybuilder because my dad just got back from Thailand
uhh dude ur dad seems pretty wierd desu

[Anonymous No.12379917]

One that happened to my friend
>we eat at White Castle
>he goes to the bathroom while we wait for food
>his order is up first but they won't give it to me
>they put it somewhere behind the counter
>he comes back and gets his food while I get mine
>later that night he vomited once and went back to bed
>his roommate who's room is next to the bathroom was disgusted by the smell so he closed the bathroom door to trap it
>friend wakes up for round 2
>runs right into the door not knowing it was closed
>projectile vomits all over the door, walls, and ceiling
>spends the rest of his night super pissed at the roommate and cleaning up the hallway in between rounds of vomiting
>this happened years ago and he still won't consider White Castle as a food option
I don't know what cursed hole of disease they hid his food in, but I didn't get sick at all

[Anonymous No.12381372]

I caused food trauma
>be 8 years old
>fancy little saucy bitch called Stacey tucking into her packed lunch like a cozy little cow
>always fancied her, wanted her to be my gf
>she had started to hang around with my best friend, the little bitch
>shes smiling and eating her comfy little bitch bread snadwiches
>bitch
>slap my wagon wheel down into my Trandsformers lunchbox, click the thermos shut
>scream like an animal and chase her all around the dining hall
>little bitch is terrified, still had a sandwich in her fat comfy little cow mouth
>bitch is crying with sandiwch hanging out
>i sit back down huffing and puffing, spent
>all my friends mouths hanging open
>she aint smilin now

[Anonymous No.12381836]

>>12362369
fuck man that story got my eyes watering

[Anonymous No.12382698]

>>12376023
Based, probably deserved it

[Anonymous No.12383156]

>>12354344
Toothy smile

[Anonymous No.12383160]

>>12369869
Why? They actually paid for their meal

[Anonymous No.12384170]

>>12378769
lmao