/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12342438]

Post bad reviews from local food establishments part 2

[Anonymous No.12342448]

[Anonymous No.12342463]

Personally I like the description this man applies to the characters of the story, very vivid

[Anonymous No.12342466]

>>12342448
part 2 doesn’t mean repost all the images from part 1

[Anonymous No.12342491]

>>12342466
It's my OC I'll do I want faggot, post something yourself

[Anonymous No.12342514]

>>12342491
you’re the only one posting
if you want more people in your thread, find new reviews instead of reposts?

[Anonymous No.12342519]

>>12342491
>>12342514
you are both gaytarded

[Anonymous No.12342538]

>Jumanji on ice
10/10

[Anonymous No.12342579]

Not a review, but a local restaurant that closed a couple years ago posted this on their website and I never forgot about it.

[Anonymous No.12342606]

From a Dunkin donuts near me

[Anonymous No.12342616]

[Anonymous No.12342624]

>>12342514
Half of what I posted were new how bout I suck your dick you queer

[Anonymous No.12342626]

>>12342606
Sounds like my kinda place

[Anonymous No.12342643]

>>12342626
To work at lol

[Anonymous No.12342664]

Stand back, folks, we got a writer here. Bet you can't make it past the first paragraph without cringing

[Anonymous No.12342685]

[Anonymous No.12342690]

>>12342685
If the cocaine ain't this white, I don't want it.

[Anonymous No.12342699]

[Anonymous No.12342703]

[Anonymous No.12342707]

>>12342664
Boomers are a plague on this Earth.

[Anonymous No.12342712]

[Anonymous No.12342750]

>>12342491
it's obvious bill and cat doesn't want negros coming to their place (who would?)
it would be illegal to tell the public that himself, but you just did him a favor, telling the negros that they are not welcome

[Anonymous No.12342759]

Our local Chinese buffet, top jej

[Anonymous No.12342922]

From a local restaurant in a tiny town. Out of 130 reviews the average is 4.6/5 stars these being some of the only bad ratings.

[Anonymous No.12342959]

This is from the same diner I just posted. Currently phoneposting, but the author of this review is a "can I see your manager" type.

[Anonymous No.12343710]

Ugh why is everyone so spoiled? I guess it makes sense that given the sheer number of people reviewing there would be a lot of people with issues but even so why can't people just have some perspective? Everytime I feel like complaining about my life I'm gonna think about this thread and use it as a negative example..

[Anonymous No.12343795]

>>12342690
WHITE MAN BAD

[Anonymous No.12343831]

>>12343795
It was just a joke. I'm not racist, my wife is white.

[Anonymous No.12343846]

>>12342664
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.12343867]

>>12342703
>We felt unwelcome in a ramem shop.
But...that's par for the course in one of those!

[Anonymous No.12343885]

>Amber learns a valuable lesson about Burger King customer service

[Anonymous No.12343905]

matt mattyo1000
1 review
a week ago-1 star/5
Last time we ordered two beer, two tiny appetizers which consisted of 3 small squid tentacles and a package of store bought roasted seaweed, then two bowls of ramen. The bowls of ramen were made out of spaghetti and the bill was 70 dollars.

Local Japanese cafe. All other reviews are 4-5/5. Owner wrote him an essay apologizing and explaining how the ramen is made.

When did you drop by my restaurant?
We served the squid in 2017 for limited time.

I apologize you the taste of ramen. As you know our major ramen is Miso, Hottkaido style (where the temperature is similar to Saskatoon) and restaurant is specialized for this style ramen.
When I opened we used different type of noodle along with soup base. We found that this is not right way in Saskatoon.
So we unified one noodle.
I guess you experienced the overcooked noodle which rarely happens.

Once again, I apologize you the taste of Ramen. If you give me a chance drop by my restaurant again, I would like to serve you my ramen.

My major Ramen price is $14.95 and I am very proude of the quality at this price. We fix this price from 2016.

Your review is very helpful and valuable to change menu and developing for better restaurant. According to your review I check my restaurant's food taste and price again.

Thank you!

[Anonymous No.12343955]

[Anonymous No.12343961]

>>12343955
pwnt

[Anonymous No.12343967]

>>12342712
savage

[Anonymous No.12343981]

>>12342699
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[Anonymous No.12343991]

>>12342703
Where was this one located?

[Anonymous No.12344003]

>>12343955
boomer remember this is the world you wanted

[Anonymous No.12344014]

>>12342685
I fucking hate faggots that think every sentence should be finished with a fuckload of ellipses.

[Anonymous No.12344044]

>>12342664
She’s already cheating on him, the whore!

[Anonymous No.12344059]

>>12343795
IM A SNOWFLAKE FAGGOT WHO CANT RECOGNISE A JOKE

[Anonymous No.12344161]

>>12342685
>maximum drinks per hour
What the fuck. Is this a Chuck E Cheese? Did they go to a child's entertainment place that serves alcohol for adults?

I want to see a ticket written for this by a cop.
>Sir do you know you were doing 5b/hr in a residential area?
>Sir are you aware 6sh/hr is a petty misdemeanor? I'm going to have to talk to the waitress and see your bill.

[Anonymous No.12344188]

>>12344161
This was at a Buffalo Wild Wings. The drinks per hour policy is to keep retards from getting too drunk and fighting or puking. I worked in a restaurant with a similar policy and it only ever came up if someone was drunk and acting like an ass. We had guys that could handle more than that just fine and never said anything because they weren't a problem. It's not a law, obviously, just a policy to cut people off if they're getting too rowdy.

[Anonymous No.12344193]

>>12343885
If I didn't get any sauce for my nuggers I'd burn the place down, old style

[Anonymous No.12344200]

>>12344188
>It's not a law, obviously,
I know, I just thought it would be hilarious due to the stupidity.
>This was at a Buffalo Wild Wings.
>puking
Alright now it makes sense. Some idiot that can't handle spicy foods doesn't need to be guzzling beer he can't handle at the same time.

[Anonymous No.12344203]

>>12343795
seething faggot take a joke

[Anonymous No.12344263]

[Anonymous No.12344271]

[Anonymous No.12344278]

[Anonymous No.12344296]

>>12344200
>Buffalo Wild Wings
>Spicy

[Anonymous No.12344298]

>>12344296
It's plenty spicy for the people in that picture

[Anonymous No.12344311]

>>12342959
And yet she keeps returning.

[Anonymous No.12344319]

[Anonymous No.12344330]

>>12344271
I'm not sure what he's saying but I think I want it to happen to me.

[Anonymous No.12344343]

>>12342712
Did CreepyThinMan write this review?

[Anonymous No.12344359]

[Anonymous No.12344379]

>>12342579
What the fuck is that on the right?

[Anonymous No.12344398]

>>12342491
Fuck this fatass

[Anonymous No.12344413]

>>12344263
>glowing review
>for a clothing store
>under the review section for a restaurant
>1 star
How do you fuck it up this badly?

[Anonymous No.12344414]

>>12342685
Fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.12344429]

walk by this place on the way to a better restaurant and finally found what is possibly the old yelp page

[Anonymous No.12344438]

A review from my local popeye's.


Two stars for the mediocre food. Zero stars for service and staff. Every single time ordering through the drive thru is like pulling teeth. Here's how it went last time:

Me: 3 wing combo, spicy please
Popeyes: You want a 3 wing combo?
Me: Yes
Popeyes: Regular or spicy?
Me: Spicy
P: What you wanna drink?
Me: Unsweet iced tea
P: Sweet tea?
Me: No, unsweet tea
P: Unsweet tea?
Me: Yes, unsweet (they gave me sweet tea, after all of this)
P: Side?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: 3 wing combo with mashed potatoes and uuuuhhhhhhhhh.....
Me: Unsweet tea please
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $6.52 first window
Me: Can I order something else?
P: You wanna order something else?
Me: Yes
P: What do you want?
Me: One order of fries
P: Order of fries?
Me: Yes
P: Cajun fries?
Me: Yes (they only have one kind of french fries)
P: And you had the 3 wing combo too?
Me: Yes
P: And what was the side on the combo?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $8.64
Me: I wasn't finished ordering
P: You wanna order more?
Me: Nevermind

I'm glad to see that this location no longer displays the "Popeyes Certified Training Location" sign because these are the LAST people you would want training other employees.

[Anonymous No.12344439]

https://www.yelp.com/biz/pizza-bella-madison

[Anonymous No.12344443]

>>12342712
How can the restaurant owner ever recover?

[Anonymous No.12344448]

>>12344429
>>12344439

[Anonymous No.12344453]

>>12344448

[Anonymous No.12344458]

>>12344453

[Anonymous No.12344475]

>>12342448
>call the cops for recording
Yeah sure. She might get a recording without permission slap, but have fun going against evidence of bullshit service.

[Anonymous No.12344484]

>>12344271
Did they smack him with a mop or something?

[Anonymous No.12344493]

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[Anonymous No.12344502]

>>12344439
>giving a bad review because an independent contractor was being a dick

[Anonymous No.12344511]

>>12344502
>hiring retards to represent your business

[Anonymous No.12344519]

>>12344511
he doesn't represent the business though, that's the point

[Anonymous No.12344525]

>>12344502
There are plenty of people who don’t understand how those delivery services work.

[Anonymous No.12344550]

My boomer mother slways loved this place, but I never liked it all that much.

[Anonymous No.12344566]

>>12344550
I wonder why the foot scratcher is gender neutral while the butt scratcher is female.

[Anonymous No.12344572]

>>12344500
tell me if my frie

[Anonymous No.12344709]

>>12344566
>his shoe
Anon, I hate to tell you that SJW’s have let you down.

[Anonymous No.12344730]

>>12343955
What a bunch of bitches. Good point about inspecting your pizza before you pay. I don't even ask for a replacement because of retaliation by minimum wage slaves. I just reject and order from the next place.

[Anonymous No.12344747]

>>12344359
You can tell he really wanted what the cook was serving

[Anonymous No.12344751]

So many flyovers in this thread. Listen, it isn't a "local food establishment" if it's a fucking franchised burger joint.

[Anonymous No.12344759]

>>12342448
>no niggers at a restaurant

can finally have a peaceful meal without their loud and rude behavior and the server will be in a better mood as well

[Anonymous No.12344762]

>>12344709
To be fair, male pronouns are traditionally the "gender neutral" pronouns, but I think he just didn't read it correctly.

[Anonymous No.12344783]

>>12344751
Fuck off. I don't want to get doxed

[Anonymous No.12344915]

>>12344783
Oh you chicken shit. Watch this
MY NAME IS JOSHUA ROBBINS OF BLOOMINGTON ILLINOIS AND YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME.

[Anonymous No.12344930]

>>12342448
Hang the phone up in her face? Why would she be on the phone with him if he was in her face?

[Anonymous No.12344975]

>>12344493
it's like they just forget to write every other word

[Anonymous No.12345026]

>>12344975
NPC

[Anonymous No.12345027]

>>12344709
>>12344762
Actually I was more interested in "server" as opposed to "female server."

[Anonymous No.12345116]

>>12342699
Josh Carroll looks like he's not mentally equipped to be writing reviews

[Anonymous No.12345131]

>>12342664
hello fellow SC bro. Last thanksgiving we had Stacey's catered at work, was absolutely bland garbage.

[Anonymous No.12345143]

>>12342448
I absolutely hate her name. You just know she pronounces it “Christina” but spells it stupid.

[Anonymous No.12345188]

[Anonymous No.12345192]

>>12345188
Donna is absolutely S E E T H I N G

[Anonymous No.12345211]

>>12342579
Did a serial killer arrange the chicken like that for the police?

[Anonymous No.12345214]

>>12344014
Why do you hate it... i know someone who always does that... I usually don’t though...

[Anonymous No.12345219]

>>12344059
Yes, yes you are

[Anonymous No.12345229]

>>12344915
I'm just shit posting. Really he was being a fag for getting butthurt that we're lambasting franchises instead of local joints.

[Anonymous No.12345236]

>>12343905
based polite japanese man

[Anonymous No.12345248]

>>12344271
LOL what

>>12344484
Somehow this sounds like the most reasonable explanation

[Anonymous No.12345259]

>>12344319
>sweet tea urns
holy kek it’s peak boomer

[Anonymous No.12345261]

>>12344438
If you actually answered as you claimed then you have immense patience.

[Anonymous No.12345265]

>>12342703
>>12342703
perfectly reasonable. fuck niggerfication. let the man fucking eat. guys somewhat based.

[Anonymous No.12345281]

>>12344751
This.

[Anonymous No.12345287]

>>12344762
“His shoe” is never used to refer to a female. Male pronouns are frequently used to neutrally mean “people” but it’s more “man does not live by bread alone” and less “he reached into his shoe to scratch his foot”.

[Anonymous No.12345289]

>>12344915
Post nudes

[Anonymous No.12345295]

>>12344502
>>12344525
Grubhub isn’t independent contractors like ubereats, it’s just whatever delivery people the business itself has hired.

[Anonymous No.12345312]

>>12342703
This man did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.12345316]

idk whose side i'm on for this one the nasty paki restaurant owner or the whiny minority

[Anonymous No.12345317]

>>12343795
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.12345343]

Been laughing at this for five minutes, just imagining some fat sikh cursing at a soda machine with orange soda stains on his shirt

[Anonymous No.12345353]

>>12342703
This man has been victimized by the nigger culture

[Anonymous No.12345363]

>>12342491
>my OC
you didn't write those reviews, you plagiarist faggot. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.12345366]

>>12343710
Shut your immature mouth, you have no inkling of what those people are experiencing. Pompous freak.

[Anonymous No.12345479]

>>12342616
Based Boomer

[Anonymous No.12345503]

>>12343795
Grow some thicker skin snowflake

[Anonymous No.12345535]

>>12344915
based alert

[Anonymous No.12345570]

>>12345535
Yea that might have not been the best idea. I already got family asking me what 4chan is

[Anonymous No.12345577]

>>12345188
>THEY WILL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU OWE THEM MONEY
Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

[Anonymous No.12345599]

blacks are so sensitive

[Anonymous No.12345665]

>>12343710
Yeah because your existence isn’t hip and radical.

[Anonymous No.12345670]

/fph/ approved diner

[Anonymous No.12345693]

>>12342463
Old people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.12345708]

>>12342616
:/ The first world, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.12345721]

what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12345796]

>>12345721
>hardderp believes they answer the phone in a timely fashion but all other aspects of their business are well below average

[Anonymous No.12345827]

>>12345570
top kek

[Anonymous No.12345847]

>>12344379
I don’t know because the post only mentioned the spaghetti chicken salad

[Anonymous No.12345853]

>>12345316
Anyone who's not at least 90% blind or deaf with a 'service animal' can go fuck themselves. "I got PTSD from witnessing a car crash on the news ones so I can take my shitbull to chuck-e-cheese"

[Anonymous No.12345864]

>>12345708
> :/
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12345867]

>>12345853
>>12345864
Look at these lovebirds getting assmad over trivial things.

[Anonymous No.12345868]

>>12342438
We ended up not going yet this instantly became an inside joke.

[Anonymous No.12345876]

>>12345867
Yeah. Absolutely trivial to abuse the 'service dog' shit
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47406812

[Anonymous No.12345879]

>>12345876
Oh BOO HOO. Dumb brat's parents should have told it not to pet strange dogs.

[Anonymous No.12345882]

>>12345867
have sex

[Anonymous No.12345884]

>>12345876
Oh and
>Gonzalez
That should explain it.

[Anonymous No.12345893]

>>12343795
Indeed, muh nigga.

[Anonymous No.12345908]

[Anonymous No.12345928]

>>12343710
>this whole post

[Anonymous No.12345962]

>>12342664
astonishing

[Anonymous No.12345981]

>>12345188
>Eyes turned black like a shark feeding on prey.
Bitch doesn't even know how sharks work.

[Anonymous No.12345983]

>>12345908
>soiface in the wild
Yo yo yo yo yo.

[Anonymous No.12345986]

>>12345316
If I wanted dog hair in my fucking food then I would buy a dog and let it shit up my house. I shouldn't have to deal with that when I go out to eat. Deaf/blind people don't need to be roaming the streets anyhow, stay your disabled ass at the house nigga

[Anonymous No.12346000]

>>12342579
I see they learned the summoning ritual as well.

[Anonymous No.12346016]

Not only would I be too much of a pussy to confront the cashier, but I'd probably end up eating the entire pizza after initially trying to avoid the contaminated half because I'm such a glutton

[Anonymous No.12346038]

>>12346016
It seems like the real problem here are the kids, who probably demanded that the dad get them their pizza slices even if it meant buying a whole pizza

[Anonymous No.12346049]

>>12346000
Arise chicken
Chicken arise

[Anonymous No.12346065]

>>12342448
sounds like my kind of of place

[Anonymous No.12346083]

>>12346049
That's how they keep costs down. Whatever isn't eaten is reanimated to be used later.

If you gather seven plates at once you can open a portal to a new dimension, makes parties a blast!

[Anonymous No.12346092]

>>12343710
jfc i hope this is an intentional shitpost.

[Anonymous No.12346101]

>>12342606
Sounds like most dunkin donuts locations

[Anonymous No.12346116]

>>12345986
lol fuck the blindfags. I just lied to get my dog certs as a service dog so I can take him wherever.

[Anonymous No.12346249]

>>12344319
>Sweet Tea urns

[Anonymous No.12346304]

>>12342703
he should have just told them up front he was blacktose intolerant, any restaurant would have accommodated.

[Anonymous No.12346321]

>>12345570
Rip dude.

[Anonymous No.12346348]

Racists at jolibee

[Anonymous No.12346366]

Tim Horton's near me

[Anonymous No.12346419]

>>12344296
Holy shit hold on we have a badass on our hands

[Anonymous No.12346430]

>>12346348
Imagine waiting for 45 minutes to try shitty fast food. Was this from the one in chicago? I bet it was

[Anonymous No.12346452]

>>12343955
I'd stake out the pizza place looking for his car and slash his tires or unscrew his drain plug while he's inside

[Anonymous No.12346594]

>>12345316
I like how he went there to buy a drink that has the same name as a famous dog.
The fact that he keeps saying "service animal" makes me suspect it's possible some bullshit one like an emotional support lizard or a monkey that holds his dick when he goes to take a piss or something.

[Anonymous No.12346610]

>>12342438
Jumanji on ice?

[Anonymous No.12346618]

>>12342438
Look guys this isn’t on any reviews, but I know the story of a local Chinese place that got shut down by the health inspectors.

Background: I live in a small Southern California City in proximity to San Bernardino, Palm Springs, etc

>be 15 year old
>live in city my whole life
>new restaurant opens up (not uncommon)
>Tang’s Chinese food
>my step dad loves it
>calls it ting tangs
>we go there occasionally because the food is “quality”
>always need box for leftovers because the serving sizes are large
>when asked for to-go boxes they always take the food back to the kitchen
>red flag # 1
>they always bring you a portion of food in your to-go box that is much smaller than the food left on your plate
>red flag # 2
>tell my parents after going there 3-4 times that they definitely are putting some of the food into a fridge
>tell them there’s no fucking way the amount of my food left is equal to the food given to me in a box
>tell them that place is putting potentially everyone eating there at risk of biohazard

>2 years later, the restaurant is shut down by the health department
>red flag # 3 baybee

[Anonymous No.12346642]

>>12344438
this was hilarious, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.12346666]

>>12344319
WTF are Piss ands?

[Anonymous No.12346687]

[Anonymous No.12346693]

>>12344915
So confident. I like it

[Anonymous No.12346732]

>>12346594
>monkey that holds his dick when he goes to piss
THEY HAVE THOSE?

[Anonymous No.12346738]

>>12344278
How do people like this survive?

[Anonymous No.12346745]

>>12345708
$15/hr, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.12346886]

>>12345599
Take the hint, nignog.
Blocking a white man's table for 20 damn minutes. Tsk tsk.

[Anonymous No.12346931]

>>12345868
Mmmm, free beer battered kid

>>12345876
Agree. Emotional support animals are bullshit.
Actual assistance animal for blind people are fine with me.

[Anonymous No.12346933]

>>12346666
If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.12346976]

CUT THE CRUST

[Anonymous No.12346980]

[Anonymous No.12346989]

>>12346976
>customer success team
Imagine if that was your job. Would anybody respect you?

[Anonymous No.12346995]

>>12346989
Aren't these the jobs they give to robot indians and roasties to make them feel like they're important?

[Anonymous No.12347049]

This is a review of my local McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.12347058]

>>12346687
Aww man. Someone wiped with the salad in that Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.12347072]

>>12342759
>driving 20+ miles
WHY DO THESE FAGS ADD IRRELEVANT SHIT THAT ISN’T EVEN THE RESTAURANT’S FAULT TO THEIR STORY AHHHH

[Anonymous No.12347079]

>>12345908
I’m surprised. This guy gave an honest review; only negative is the profile pic.

[Anonymous No.12347086]

>>12346687
>getting triggered by FOX news

[Anonymous No.12347091]

>>12346980
I love my dog but I don't take her with me to the fucking mall.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Half hour drive each way plus some eating and shopping... their fucking mutts can't be home alone for four hours?

[Anonymous No.12347240]

>>12347049
Surprised google hasn't gotten sued by small businesses for the map review stalking thing yet

[Anonymous No.12347258]

>>12344915
You have a faggot's name

[Anonymous No.12347267]

>>12345670
what the fuck did he want her to do? build a bigger booth?

[Anonymous No.12347298]

>>12347267

[Anonymous No.12347332]

[Anonymous No.12347373]

>>12345570
Got a hot sister?

[Anonymous No.12347374]

>>12347373
I've got an ugly one that I can set on fire for you

[Anonymous No.12347385]

>>12345670
>lil
>for
Do fat people have their own language subculture??

[Anonymous No.12347388]

>>12347385
>foe
Damn auto correct. That's what I get for being a phone fag

[Anonymous No.12347391]

>>12347374
I'm not really into ugly roasties

[Anonymous No.12347404]

>>12342463
>tuna sub

[Anonymous No.12347422]

>>12342664
The internet has obviously given an outlet for a lot of lonely people to tell their stories. And it was a fucking mistake. Nuke it all.

[Anonymous No.12347440]

>>12343831
underrated

[Anonymous No.12347444]

>>12347086
It's one of they worst news stations of all time, I'd prefer to be seated next to a fat retard screaming dino tendies over and over again.

[Anonymous No.12347445]

>>12347422
Um no my delirious dude. It's a veritable gold mine. A cornucopia of hidden nuggets waiting to be found!

[Anonymous No.12347459]

>>12346452
I'd then steak out your house (since I have your address obviously) and then rape your wife in front of you and slash your throats with a pizza cutter and leave you to bleed out in your living room. hope it was worth it over some sauce that washed off in 2 seconds.

[Anonymous No.12347467]

>>12344359
>bad costumer service
they didn't get my costume right at all

[Anonymous No.12347489]

>>12345316
>I have been a member of this community for over 15 years
This shit isn't based on seniority faggot.

[Anonymous No.12347495]

>>12346348
>we don't like white meat
based and mayopilled.

[Anonymous No.12347510]

>>12346366
Based poo

[Anonymous No.12347523]

>>12342579
I can't figure out what right is lol. Ribs in sauce covered with cheese?

[Anonymous No.12347538]

>>12347444
Where is Dino tendies? I miss him.

[Anonymous No.12347541]

>>12347523
Looks like a cheap steak cut smothered in cheese and grilled onions. But they didn't let it rest properly so its flooding the plate with juices. Or it's a overcooked piece of prime rib covered in cheese/onions in au jus.

[Anonymous No.12347544]

>>12342579
pretty sure the thing on the right is a marmot

[Anonymous No.12347556]

>>12347538
Probably somewhere trying to figure out how he's gonna rip off howtobasic next.

[Anonymous No.12347588]

>>12347459
Based and psychopilled.

[Anonymous No.12347593]

>>12347556
Got any links? I loved his soap in the fridge. Disgusting but beautiful.

[Anonymous No.12347603]

>>12343795
>pol/cel/ SJW

[Anonymous No.12347680]

>waitress caught adding tip to receipt

[Anonymous No.12347715]

>>12342626
Damn bro I was seconds from posting the exact same reply.

[Anonymous No.12347719]

>>12347680
kek welcome to the real world FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.12347731]

>>12343955
Look at those bobbleheads on the dash. I would have thrown the pizza too.

[Anonymous No.12347761]

>tfw no birthday surprise

[Anonymous No.12347765]

>>12347680
Tipping culture is a mistake

[Anonymous No.12347766]

>>12347731
Dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.12347779]

>>1234444

[Anonymous No.12347781]

>>>12344444

[Anonymous No.12347792]

>it's a senile boomers leave confused reviews for a donut shop they never visited two part episode

[Anonymous No.12347800]

>>12347240
>>12347049
>google has button right below the review button that says "I haven't been here."

Based retards.

[Anonymous No.12347819]

>>12343955
Get fucked boomers

[Anonymous No.12347828]

>>12346738
Off your tax dollars

[Anonymous No.12347832]

>>12347792
I don’t understand this. How could they find themselves reviewing a restaurant they’ve never been to only to acknowledge this fact and then proceed to post their meaningless review? Fucking boomers, I swear.

[Anonymous No.12347835]

>>12342685
Boomermom in back is a legit fox

[Anonymous No.12347843]

>>12342438
What i learned from this thread. People who do low star ratings can't spell.

[Anonymous No.12347845]

>>12347835
Had my hair the same way last year.

[Anonymous No.12347858]

>Dominic gets kicked out for taking too much breakfast

[Anonymous No.12347864]

>>12346348
>waiting 45 minutes for anything ever

[Anonymous No.12347881]

>>12344263
>>12344271
>>12344278
>southerners
Why didn’t we let him finish the job?

[Anonymous No.12347897]

[Anonymous No.12347898]

>>12347422
Soon AI will eradicate all digitally recorded human thought. Then real self checkouts. /futurama

[Anonymous No.12347899]

[Anonymous No.12347908]

>>12347881
Cause we were two battles away from kicking the yankee ass and would have eventually won if they hadn't negotiate

[Anonymous No.12347912]

>it's ridiculous that you pay $13 for all you can eat, but you cant even get a box to take the rest of your food home with

[Anonymous No.12347916]

[Anonymous No.12347919]

>>12342703
zoomers love trap beats where some hood shit mumbles about nothing

[Anonymous No.12347922]

>>12347899

[Anonymous No.12347961]

>>12347912
Fuck these fatties. 99% of buffets should be burnt to the ground

[Anonymous No.12347965]

[Anonymous No.12347971]

Only a small section from this novel-length review of the local Chinese buffet

[Anonymous No.12347977]

>>12347965
>ordering a salad at a fucking burger king
That's a wew from me

[Anonymous No.12347981]

>>12347965
This idiot deserved a beating. You can tell by the language that they're prejudiced and just another white idiot thinking they can go anywhere and treat people how ever they want.

[Anonymous No.12347986]

>>12345879
uh oh, the pitbull mommy internet defence force is out in full force tonight

[Anonymous No.12347987]

>>12347971
I need to read the rest

[Anonymous No.12347991]

>>12346594
>emotional support lizard
You laugh but by working with her lizard, Hannah was able to leave the porn business and is now just a regular thot

[Anonymous No.12348003]

>>12346594
>a monkey that holds his dick
Either you don't value your johnson or you're looking to transition

[Anonymous No.12348011]

>>12347965
>white person says "vinaigrette"
>black person hears "negret" gets offended

[Anonymous No.12348023]

>>12347965
If you are gonna go to a coon establishment then you have to be prepared to lower your language level or they feel like you are talking down to them on purpose

[Anonymous No.12348033]

>Michael Scott reviews a BBQ meal

[Anonymous No.12348044]

>>12348033

[Anonymous No.12348074]

>>12347332
what kind of asshole uses Pork Loin for fuckin carnitas?

[Anonymous No.12348091]

>>12347981
bix nood

[Anonymous No.12348109]

>>12347761
They were doing that girl a favour.
Nobody wants that cringy shit.

[Anonymous No.12348110]

>>12348011
I hate deelin wif wyte folks

[Anonymous No.12348120]

>>12347912
>take home at all you can eat buffet
>...
>everlasting food!

[Anonymous No.12348167]

>>12342616
That all sound miserable

[Anonymous No.12348285]

>>12347991
That piece of trash deserves everything the Jews do to her. And I assure it hasn't ended yet.

>>12348003
Is that you, Joe?

[Anonymous No.12348292]

>>12342491
>I-it’s OC that I already posted!!!
Stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.12348386]

Not a review but the owners reply to a review about some dumbass faggot with an autistic kid on Facebook.

[Anonymous No.12348390]

>>12348386
What pisses me off is of course some faggot boomer was in the comments going
>hurrrrr how unprofessional of the owner!!! This was a childish attack on a kid with autism.
God i fucking hate boomers so much

[Anonymous No.12348397]

>>12348390
>kid tolerant, not kid friendly
Based. Parents who can’t control their kids need to have them executed in front of them

[Anonymous No.12348400]

>>12347881
If I ever had the opportunity to time travel the one thing I'd do is go back and tell Lincoln, Sherman and Grant to burn every plantation to the ground, kill ever single rebel and their families, and then give away their property to former slaves and union soldiers. we would have been on the moon by 1920.

[Anonymous No.12348404]

>>12342703
sounds like this place i know in austin texas, they do the same shit

[Anonymous No.12348409]

>>12346995
Yeah, they're like an automated OSHA that checks in to make sure employees are only cutting breakfast sandwiches in the designated cutting zones without attending supplimentary weekend crust removal courses.

[Anonymous No.12348419]

>we would have been on the moon by 1920.
>12348400
O really???? Where's all the space programs at you dumb faggot? THE SOUTH

[Anonymous No.12348424]

>>12347765
It's a sham. Restaurant owners then pay servers like crap, rich people don't tip for shit, and poor people tip more than they're worth.

[Anonymous No.12348428]

>>12342463
First of all buying subway should cause an immediate loss of thr right to vote for a minimum of 2 years.

[Anonymous No.12348433]

[Anonymous No.12348440]

>>12347899
Based owners

[Anonymous No.12348466]

>>12348409
Gotta have those crust removal certs unless you wanna get fucked in the ass by regulatory fines

[Anonymous No.12348485]

>>12342463
Idk why but subway always has a way of triggering boomers. Like they don't realize that the employees put an exact number of slices/scoops of meat and cheese and always bitch when they dont get enough.

[Anonymous No.12348494]

[Anonymous No.12348503]

[Anonymous No.12348544]

>>12344438
holy shit. maybe these guys worked at my local sonic.
I was trying to order just a number combo for myself and a burger with no onion for someone else and it was the most comically insane shit ever.
>i just want a number 3 with coke and a number 2 sandwich without onions
do you want it on toast?
>no thanks
you want lettuce, onion tomato?
>I want everything except onion on that

ok so you want a number 2 and number 3 with no onion
>ye-wait. the number 2 is with no onions
which one?
>the one thats just the sandwich by itself
you want a toaster?
>what? no, I want a number 3 with coke and a number 2 sandwich by itself without onions

it just went on like that for at least 2 minutes, then we finally think everything is fine and laughing to ourselves. My buddy gets the burger, its on toast and has onions on it. He chimps out and it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

[Anonymous No.12348648]

>>12344438
>>12348544
but isn't this how it works? i swear i am not even le american shitposting, but in a previous non food related customer service job i always had to reconfirm everything that had been said to me, no matter how much it enfuriated both me as well as the customer

[Anonymous No.12348749]

>>12342664
not gona lie, that bit about the waitress made me smile a bit

[Anonymous No.12348770]

>>12347680
>not paying for the meal with cash

[Anonymous No.12348845]

>>12347459
>implying he'd even know it was me that fucked with him

if he's willing to vandalize your car over his minor fuck up, then he probably does that shit all the time.
I doubt he even remembers less than half of the addresses he's delivered to.

[Anonymous No.12348889]

>>12342463
Holy shit John Updike needs a hobby

[Anonymous No.12348910]

>>12347459
>with a pizza cutter
lmao 10/10 wagie

[Anonymous No.12348972]

[Anonymous No.12348996]

tl;dr guy saw two guys swigging beer and fighting inside a McD's and got the wrong sandwich

[Anonymous No.12349003]

>>12345908
>We paid at the front counter with credit.
This has a reviewbrah quality to it.

[Anonymous No.12349023]

[Anonymous No.12349036]

>>12349023
Haha what the fuck

[Anonymous No.12349043]

>>12342685
Boomers write like mongoloids but they clearly weren't getting drunk and loud, sounds like another dumb boomer was running the place

[Anonymous No.12349046]

>>12349023
Huh, it looked like mold at first

[Anonymous No.12349063]

>>12349036
Holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.12349078]

>>12345876
>>12345879
Or you could just not have a vicious pitbull outside your "crib" in "da hood". Most pit bull breeds were created as fighting breeds and should have been put to extinction when blood sports were outlawed.

[Anonymous No.12349133]

>>12347965
How is this a bad customer review? Dumb cunt couldn't comprehend vinaigrette on the salad, after being told twice. Then bitched about white folk. Then the reviewer had a nog behind them start shit.

Of course the review sounds racist, as the reviewer was subject to racist attacks during their visit by two ignorant moon crickets.

[Anonymous No.12349187]

>>12349078
could this guy not make a mildly funny joke without all his cringey alt right shit? it was almost funny.

[Anonymous No.12349215]

>>12347832
google does review suggestions for places you've been near, you can just ignore them, but boomers don't understand the internet and think that everything that appears on the screen is for them, that's why when they go on facebook and see a friend's post they think it's a message directly to them and have to respond to it even if it doesn't concern them.

[Anonymous No.12349239]

>>12349078
>big dog bad

[Anonymous No.12349339]

>>12349239
t. shitbull 'parent'

[Anonymous No.12349351]

>>12349339
t.

[Anonymous No.12349404]

>2deep4u

[Anonymous No.12349447]

>>12343955
>so what
absolute based

[Anonymous No.12349474]

>>12349078
>that comic
nuclear cringe, holy shit

[Anonymous No.12349485]

>>12349474
Defensive much pitfag?

[Anonymous No.12349489]

>>12349078
NO! Stop making fun of my wife's boyfriends dog this instant, my good sir!!

[Anonymous No.12349491]

>>12349485
I could care less about nigger dogs and would prefer if they were all put down, but the comic I replied to is fucking bad and you should feel bad for saving it

[Anonymous No.12349571]

[Anonymous No.12349643]

>>12342438
>Jumanji on ice
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.12349649]

>>12342703
I understand playing rap in a restaurant, but it’s usually old school shit, playing modern rap would definitely not be a good choice in a normal restaurant.

Especially a ramen shop, honestly, I’ve never been to a restaurant that made this tactical choice in music.

[Anonymous No.12349698]

>>12348400
>If we had more niggers and less white people we would be more advanced
Okay dude

[Anonymous No.12349719]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.12349744]

Review of a semi-fancy resturant, the source grapes are unreal.

>Place frequented by pseudo-fancy pants students from private universities in the area, where they have dinner and aperitivo in a chaotic way, for food that's too costly for the quality. The service Is slow as molasses, and the prices are pretty High. There's better in many osterias!

[Anonymous No.12349751]

>>12348400
>cucking this hard

God damn it. You go back warm licoln of the theatre plot, have him post annoynymous messages under a pseudonym of a letter of the alphabet, and convince him to work with the American colonization society to have all the slaves start an American state in Liberia in earnest this time, and then he confiscates the (((plantation owners))) property for their rebellion and makes the US the 110th country they got kicked out of.

[Anonymous No.12349764]

>>12347680
>paying for anything with a card

[Anonymous No.12349810]

>>12347897
This is worse than the boomer reviews, Jesus fucking Christ. I don’t care what culture makes a food, if it’s good it’s good.

[Anonymous No.12349857]

>>12348400
cringe, go suck off your wife's boyfriend faggot

[Anonymous No.12349864]

>>12347965
>tfw the burger king has no vinaigrette

you wouldn't get this outrage at Jollibee

[Anonymous No.12349875]

>>12345295
Nope its same as doordash or postmates or uber eats

[Anonymous No.12349878]

>>12347781
>>12345678

[Anonymous No.12349886]

>>12348433
>lateness, laughing and camaraderie

Those employees need to be written up.

[Anonymous No.12349902]

>>12342712
Based TigerDad

[Anonymous No.12349913]

>>12342759
How the fuck do you dump water on food to add moisture

[Anonymous No.12349937]

>>12343955
I'd unironically go vandalize the pizza place and all the employees cars. I've done worse to little faggots who fuck me. I wouldn't call and cry about it either.

[Anonymous No.12349950]

>>12344319
Piss ands

[Anonymous No.12349961]

>>12349937
I'd call the authorities like a respectable member of society.

[Anonymous No.12349973]

>>12344493
>american education

[Anonymous No.12349982]

>>12349961
I'd rather pour a gallon of water or two in their gas tank

[Anonymous No.12350020]

>>12344915
Holy shit your wife is ugly

[Anonymous No.12350077]

>>12342707
i agree
your parents are probably boomers
your dad should have punched your mom in the stomach and raped her with a coathanger when she todld him she’d gotten knocked up

[Anonymous No.12350599]

>>12347459
>steak

This is why you deliver pizza.

[Anonymous No.12350766]

>>12347971
>>12347987
Anon plz deliver.

[Anonymous No.12351104]

>>12350020
You weren't kidding...

[Anonymous No.12351355]

>>12350077
boomers are still worse than millennials and zoomers