/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12340047]

/ck/ humor

[Anonymous No.12340051]

>>12340047

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[Anonymous No.12340092]

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[Anonymous No.12340129]

>>12340092
>racist idiot doesn't even know chips are too spicy for white people

[Anonymous No.12340130]

>>12340092

[Anonymous No.12340132]

>>12340090
What's funny about this one?

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[Anonymous No.12340144]

>>12340132
The fact they are trying to push woke girl power on kitchen products.

[Anonymous No.12340149]

>>12340130
>Asians that low
Okay I know that East Asians are generally better about this but I know as a South Asian pajeet-American most of us are skinnyfat as fuck. All the indian engineering dads i know have a solid potbelly once they hit 35

[Anonymous No.12340153]

>>12340130
Seething

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[Anonymous No.12340161]

>>12340132
women on a historically male branding

[Anonymous No.12340163]

>>12340144
who do you think buys kitchen products?

[Anonymous No.12340172]

>>12340163
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.12340177]

>>12340047

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[Anonymous No.12340198]

>>12340130
what a stupid graph

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[Anonymous No.12340213]

>>12340130
butthurt /pol/ster can't keep it in their pants lmao

[Anonymous No.12340215]

[Anonymous No.12340257]

>>12340213
Man she was such a qt.

[Anonymous No.12340330]

>>12340130
>getting this bootyblasted over a joke tweet as to bust out DA CHARTZ

[Anonymous No.12340343]

>>12340206
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>>12340071
I'm starting to suspect it's one faggot posting all of this disgustingly unfunny shit
>>12340215
is good though

[Anonymous No.12340355]

[Anonymous No.12340404]

>>12340343
>your memes are unfunny shit
>but here's my frogpost

[Anonymous No.12340427]

>>12340163
In the end men because women don’t earn enough money. Husband’s credit card.

[Anonymous No.12340431]

Y'all are to angry. You should start listening to the podcast "Daily Breath" the podcast by Deepak Chakra

[Anonymous No.12340438]

>>12340055
based double dubs KRANCH thumb poster

[Anonymous No.12340439]

>>12340431
Good ‘ol deepthroat chokeonya

[Anonymous No.12340452]

>>12340161
i can see why he only films himself from the chest down

[Anonymous No.12340456]

>>12340404
the frogposter wasn't here to be funny though. Just here to comment on how shit the "funny" pictures are.

[Anonymous No.12340463]

>>12340208
this is mainly due to fob chinks that will cook the most vile shit imaginable and have no concept of 'rotting fish'

[Anonymous No.12340481]

How do you pronounce pic related?

With a HARD G, as in "graphic", "goofy", "great"
or a SOFT G, as in "general", "tragic," or "good"?

[Anonymous No.12340484]

>>12340431
>y'all

[Anonymous No.12340506]

>>12340481
>Barq's
Fucker,at least learn to read cursive script.

[Anonymous No.12340509]

>>12340481
>not double baiting it with a good ole gif reference
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.12340511]

>>12340506
>>12340481
It's not "bong's", it's "Bang's". Learn to read, faggots.

[Anonymous No.12340526]

>>12340511
B. A. R. Q.

[Anonymous No.12340531]

>>12340526
>>12340506
imagine not knowing how to read cursive

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[Anonymous No.12340552]

>>12340531
I know right? Idiots thinking it's anything but "Barq's."

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[Anonymous No.12340563]

>>12340047
That's really funny, haha.

[Anonymous No.12340564]

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[Anonymous No.12340572]

>>12340456
you're also not being funny faggot. that's the point dumbass.

[Anonymous No.12340612]

I fucking hate how faggots call image macros memes now
I want to go back

[Anonymous No.12340622]

>>12340047
Congrats on the worst /ck/ humor thread of all time, OP

[Anonymous No.12340632]

>>12340622
Congrats on making it worse. You're no better you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.12340646]

>>12340139
I feel really bad for Colin. His son made a real mochrie out of him.

[Anonymous No.12340648]

>>12340612
>>12340622
You're a bitch.

[Anonymous No.12340652]

[Anonymous No.12340656]

>>12340652
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.12340676]

>>12340652
why do people have to be stupid

[Anonymous No.12340703]

>>12340130
Somebody as delicate as you must get trolled every minute of every day.

[Anonymous No.12340704]

>>12340463
more like any asian cooking requires a 90K CFM commercial range hood or else the whole place gets covered with grease in a month

[Anonymous No.12340712]

>>12340652
It’s the artwork on that sells it for me honestly, but I don’t buy beer

If Bud Light had some Greek medusa design I’d totally drink that shit.

[Anonymous No.12340716]

>>12340206
based

[Anonymous No.12340743]

>>12340047

[Anonymous No.12340763]

>>12340061
pure reddit
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>>12340190
>>12340652
9gag

[Anonymous No.12340774]

This thread sucks shitdick

[Anonymous No.12340783]

>>12340763
You included my contribution in your "9gag" category. Lucky for you, I'm going to assume this was a mistake. Do not fuck with me again.

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[Anonymous No.12340820]

bruh this thread is really cringe bro...

[Anonymous No.12340847]

>>12340552
pretty sure it's "bang's", bud.

[Anonymous No.12340855]

>>12340820
THIS FUCKING FAGGOT IS -ALWAYS- HERE PHONEPOSTING HIS FACEBOOK HORSESHIT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS TO GAIN

[Anonymous No.12340856]

>>12340572
you can't comment about content in the threads now?

[Anonymous No.12340862]

>>12340792
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[Anonymous No.12340867]

>>12340847
It's not.

[Anonymous No.12340868]

>>12340862
fpbp

[Anonymous No.12340869]

>>12340560
Lost on this one

[Anonymous No.12340872]

>>12340867
okay retard

[Anonymous No.12340889]

>>12340511
It's bongs you brain dead fag

[Anonymous No.12340890]

>>12340847
It's "Barq's", you a dumb cannoli.

[Anonymous No.12340892]

>>12340867
They really shouldn't have to change it for Zoomers like you.

[Anonymous No.12340894]

[Anonymous No.12340897]

>>12340890
>>12340889
see>>12340872 and>>12340892

[Anonymous No.12340900]

>>12340897
Nice photoshop

[Anonymous No.12340902]

>>12340872
I can screenshot too.

[Anonymous No.12340903]

>>12340894

[Anonymous No.12340904]

>>12340902
>what is "Inspect Element"

[Anonymous No.12340907]

It's pronounced BARK
like bark from a plant that flavors the drink

[Anonymous No.12340908]

>>12340902
Finally someone can actually read

[Anonymous No.12340910]

>>12340900
Check the pixels you mong.

[Anonymous No.12340914]

>>12340902
imagine being so fucking assblasted you inspect element ON YOUR PHONE in a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that you can't read cursive.
It's "Bang's" and always has been. Anyone can google it to see how obviously wrong you are. What the fuck even is a """""Barq"""""?

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[Anonymous No.12340922]

it's "Bong's" you fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.12340924]

>>12340910
>>12340914
Have sex

[Anonymous No.12340926]

>>12340924
I already "Barq'd" your mother last night.

[Anonymous No.12340931]

>>12340916
Time to save this thread like Trump saved America.

[Anonymous No.12340935]

>>12340872
>>12340892
>Shooping jizzlord

[Anonymous No.12340936]

>>12340916
>>12340931
why are you even here

[Anonymous No.12340938]

>>12340926
It's bongs you incel

[Anonymous No.12340939]

[Anonymous No.12340941]

>>12340935
wow anon you can press F12 and type in random bullshit too? that's very impressive

[Anonymous No.12340944]

>>12340914
>Has never been "bangs"
>Illiterate ass tells others to "learn to read"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4DBZ2TBp-w

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[Anonymous No.12340949]

>>12340941
See, that's a real screenshot, you fucking idiot.

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[Anonymous No.12340957]

>>12340944
based non-existent video poster

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[Anonymous No.12340964]

>>12340563
glad I don't care about GOT but you're still a fag

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[Anonymous No.12340974]

>>12340957
Right, so now you're just being obviously stupid.
>Hurr, look how I'm pretending to be retarded while faking everything shown to me
What kind of idiot pays for youtube premium?

>Can be accomplished by going to a link that you know doesn't work and pasting the URL into the bar without hitting enter

If you were really trying to be convincing, it's be a screenshot of the embedded player.

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[Anonymous No.12340983]

>>12340564
this hurts

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[Anonymous No.12341012]

>>12340978
Et tu Brut

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[Anonymous No.12341036]

>>12340157
A large Sneedza

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[Anonymous No.12341044]

>>12340051
Target Sale Trivia: if an item is on sale and the cent value ends in a Six or an Eight, it will be on sale at a lower price the following week.

[Anonymous No.12341050]

>>12341022
man this video is fucking great

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[Anonymous No.12341065]

>>12341022
Who the FUCK has leftover cheeseburgers just lying around? I've been seeing people talking about cold cheeseburgers lately. What the fuck? Why would you assemble a sandwich in advance? Who does that? Fucking weirdos. I'm out. If you need me, I'll be eating a hot, fresh burger that was assembled just prior to eating.

[Anonymous No.12341082]

>>12341065
My wife always brings half of burgers or sandwiches home from restaurants and fucking NEVER eats them. She always says she will but never does.

[Anonymous No.12341086]

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[Anonymous No.12341169]

>>12340121
that's kind of cute

[Anonymous No.12341176]

>>12341022
Sauce

[Anonymous No.12341183]

>>12340974
Buddy, it was obviously a joke. "Pretending to be stupid" is a stupid criticism because it is one of the core forms of humor. Are you on medication?

[Anonymous No.12341191]

>>12341176
It's Alice Merchesi and Lauren Phillips together. Work on your google-fu.

[Anonymous No.12341196]

>>12341191
I used reverse image search and it just pulled up a bunch of shitty memes from random shit websites
Thanks though m80

[Anonymous No.12341243]

>>12341191
>that Lauren Philips scene that came out last month where she’s getting pissed on by like five guys and seems to be genuinely not enjoying it
Fuck I don’t want to like it but I do damnit

[Anonymous No.12341319]

>>12340947
Id feed some goof juice into her vejiner

[Anonymous No.12341562]

>>12340572
you are the guy who posted these all unfunny shits, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.12341568]

>>12341562
Learn to laugh and love life, friend.

[Anonymous No.12341572]

>>12341568
I hate learning (and life and love, too if that matters)

[Anonymous No.12341583]

>>12340564
You can fuck RIGHT off with this shit I did NOT ask for it

[Anonymous No.12341591]

>>12341030
I work in an emergency room and this is basically what every person that came in with a minor cough and has been waiting for hours looks like when we take a patient back who is having a heart attack. Bonus points if the person waiting is black.

[Anonymous No.12341594]

>>12341591
damn you a doctor?

[Anonymous No.12341597]

>>12340190
kafkaesque

[Anonymous No.12341601]

>>12340092
https://youtu.be/L104LViQeIw

[Anonymous No.12341602]

>>12341594
No, I just check them in. I also am the official Eater of Shit when said patients decide they are being treated unfairly because of waiting in the lobby for so long with their sinus infection or scratchy throat.

[Anonymous No.12341606]

>>12340130
>ahh shit a joke time to teach these NIGGERS whose who
>posts like 50 infographics with pictures of hitler and jewish merchant man
based and ocrepilled

[Anonymous No.12341612]

>>12341602
damn would have been better if you was a doctor

[Anonymous No.12341618]

>What were there topping on?

[Anonymous No.12341621]

>>12341082
>my wife
cromfe

[Anonymous No.12341640]

>>12340646
This comment deserves some praise.

[Anonymous No.12341645]

These recent "/ck/ humor" threads are the worst thing I've ever seen on 4chan

[Anonymous No.12341649]

>>12341645
4chan was never good, faggot. Get the fuck out of here if you don't like it. I'm content to wallow in the shit. Come join us in the shit pile. We have tendies and high gravity lager. Join us or leave forever.

[Anonymous No.12341655]

>>12340894
Lol what a retard, I bet he didn't even know the proper magic spell to make this work.

[Anonymous No.12341686]

>>12340092
goddamn niggers are so racist, just hang them all already

[Anonymous No.12341699]

The fuck kind of boomer ass thread is this

[Anonymous No.12341720]

>>12340481
Bang'a

[Anonymous No.12341723]

>>12340431
its 4chan man i get your sentimentality but a lot of people who post here want to be upset

[Anonymous No.12341747]

>>12340139
That bottom dude is clearly fucking his """daughter"""

[Anonymous No.12341756]

>>12341591
>Expect to be paid tens of thousands of dollars for a single night's treatment
>Get upset that the patients are demanding good service
Be gone Burger man.

[Anonymous No.12341761]

>>12340557
>Prince Radical

[Anonymous No.12341764]

>>12341612
you really think a doctor who be wasting his time on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?

[Anonymous No.12341968]

>>12340431
How about you take a quick drop with a short stop?

[Anonymous No.12341972]

>>12341968
Because no one is interested in your short dick.

[Anonymous No.12341982]

>>12341602
and then you give people with issues such as dehydration low priority because they show the same symptoms as a drug addict and you wonder why people treat you like shit :)

[Anonymous No.12342030]

>>12340557
Baron Skipper?

[Anonymous No.12342062]

>>12340132
Women are weak

[Anonymous No.12342105]

>>12342062
This sounds sexist, but it's absolutely true. I've had fights with women a few times and I always win easily.

[Anonymous No.12342185]

>>12340092
nigger doesn't realise white people are referring to them rather than the chips

[Anonymous No.12342197]

>>12340047
thread like this should stay on /b/ or /v/ desu

[Anonymous No.12342217]

>>12341082
I actually yelled at my girlfriend about this last night on her birthday. She brought home everyone else’s leftovers from her Olive Garden dinner and that nasty ass pasta is just gonna fester in MY fridge because she’s fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.12342225]

>>12342217
Why don't you just eat it for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.12342231]

>>12341756
Life threatening situations take priority over your ankle feeling funny.
>>12341982
You went to the hospital for DEHYDRATION!? Are you LITERALLY retarded? Drink water. Bet you’re pretty thankful your breathes for you huh?

[Anonymous No.12342236]

>>12342225
I have self respect. Have you ever eaten Olive Garden dude? It’s awful. Try cooking some food for once instead of making fast food threads.

[Anonymous No.12342265]

>>12342185
K E K

[Anonymous No.12342278]

>>12340974
god you are so stupid

[Anonymous No.12342284]

Best thread ITT

[Anonymous No.12342294]

>>12340743
Is this supposed to be making fun of Donald Trump somehow?

[Anonymous No.12342319]

>>12340557
>uncle clean

[Anonymous No.12342378]

>>12340139
Colin is actually quite supportive of his daughter

[Anonymous No.12342382]

>>12340208
The absolute state of zoomers

[Anonymous No.12342392]

>>12342378
>daughter

[Anonymous No.12342433]

>>12340652
>t. tastlet alchie

[Anonymous No.12342435]

>>12340902
Nice shoop fag

[Anonymous No.12342445]

Far and away the most dogshit thread I've seen. What the fuck is going on in here?

[Anonymous No.12342452]

>>12342445

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[Anonymous No.12342470]

>>12342459
So that's what those things are for. My father gave me a handful of them before I went to my prom and I've been wondering about it all these years. We didn't even have hot dogs, so he's an idiot.

[Anonymous No.12342473]

>>12340051
I'mma just put this up there for people that don't know. When there's tons of product that doesn't sell, we used to put it on an endcap and give it extra attention to facing and put up a huge sale sign, with the original price of the product.

Worked everytime

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[Anonymous No.12342500]

>>12341183
>>12342278
>Retards pushing retard-tier "joke" call others stupid

[Anonymous No.12342504]

>>12342499
I'll never forgive that anon for not writing "you're a big pie"

[Anonymous No.12342523]

>>12341030
I would also serve Abigail before some bitchy negress in a wig

[Anonymous No.12342637]

>>12342500
>falls for obvious troll
>repeatedly
>doesn't understand it's a joke
>troll sees your stupid ass responding to his originally funny post
>keeps trolling you
>you don't get it
>when we out here are laughing at you, you try pathetically to damage control
ah yes

[Anonymous No.12342657]

>>12342637
>Shit wasn't funny to begin with
>Retards keep trying to stretch it out
>Huyrr I troll yuuu!!!!

[Anonymous No.12342663]

>>12342657
Trolled hard. You must be gagging to death on all the bait you've swallowed.

[Anonymous No.12342666]

>>12342657
haha dude, this is an anonymous forum.
you failed, you embarrassed yourself, no one is gonna know
you can stop trying to defend yourself, we are just laughing at you by this point. they stretched it out because you are so stupid that you kept falling for it, and only realized you were trolled once it was told to you.

[Anonymous No.12342675]

>>12342454
Just claim you identify as a native american woman and you can take all the cupcakes for free. SJWs are such dolts.

[Anonymous No.12342686]

>>12342378
he has to be. it's literally against the law for him not to be in Canada.

[Anonymous No.12342702]

>>12342663
>>12342666

[Anonymous No.12342708]

>>12340902
play your voicemail for us

[Anonymous No.12342711]

>>12342686
Incorrect. There are two types of trans people: regular ol' gender dismorphic folks who try their best, look as good as they can and live their lives classily; or giant flaming attention whores looking like they walked out of a Chris Chan and 80's s&m convention, for the purpose of pissing people off. We have to be tolerant of the first group because they're not all that bad. The second group? You can tell them to fuck right off whenever you feel like it, just like anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.12342771]

>>12342454
>Republicans set up this table to make a joke about Dems
>Other Republicans spend the next decade passing around the photo to prove Dems are idiots

[Anonymous No.12342795]

>>12342523
based Heather. She is pure.

[Anonymous No.12342952]

>>12341591
I remember when I was a kid I broke both my arms in an accident, I sat in the emergency room for 2 hours while niggers with the cold/flu got seen before me. I was so fucking heated you could have cooked an egg on my forehead.

[Anonymous No.12342963]

>>12342952
I'll have things that never happened for $1800,Alex.

[Anonymous No.12343357]

>>12342504
Isn't that a bay leaf? I sometimes forgot to take them out of my spaghetti sauce. Doesn't seem like that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.12343390]

>>12341645
I get the feeling that that's the point.

[Anonymous No.12343398]

>>12342771
Taco /ck/ party pa? Was there a /ck/ meetup in Pennsylvania?

[Anonymous No.12343435]

>>12343357
That's what I thought, though they are dangerous to actually eat because they're indigestible and sharp.

[Anonymous No.12343533]

>>12340139
Would definitely bang the top one. Louie CK had it right when he said there is no such thing as asian men. At best there are asian women with slightly larger clits

[Anonymous No.12343539]

>>12343533
The fuck would that cuck know about Asian masculinity

[Anonymous No.12343572]

>>12340894
Wow transphobic much

[Anonymous No.12343655]

>>12340208
Honk

[Anonymous No.12343792]

>>12340130
>7% = 42%
Graph disgarded

[Anonymous No.12343863]

>>12341649
>us
>we
>us
i bet you frequent /r9k/

[Anonymous No.12343877]

>>12340431
>Y'all
suck start a shotgun nigger

[Anonymous No.12343887]

>>12343877
>Ya’ll
>Nigger
Fuck you, yankee.

[Anonymous No.12344021]

>>12343435
Too spicy for whites.

[Anonymous No.12344095]

>>12344021
too law-abiding and educated for blacks

[Anonymous No.12344212]

>>12340047

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[Anonymous No.12344241]

>>12342952
Nothing you remember from your childhood happened exactly the way you remember it. Memory is too mutable. You've obviously transposed your racism onto one of your more unpleasant memories. It's pathetic when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.12344251]

>>12341044
Seriously? Is the last digit used as an administrative code for Target staff?

[Anonymous No.12344293]

>>12340213
>lol whitepeople suck!

>black people suck, the statistics show,

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE POL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12344308]

>>12340939
yup

[Anonymous No.12344312]

>>12340129
>>12340092
>>12340153
>>12340198
>>12340213
>>12340330
>>12340703
>>12341606
Niggers mad lol.

[Anonymous No.12344363]

>>12344021
It doesn't matter what race you are, bay leaves will fuck up your insides.

[Anonymous No.12344554]

>>12344212
This is racist af ngl...

[Anonymous No.12344594]

>>12344554
You're right. It's really racist to assume we can't cook and don't enjoy spices. I'm sure plenty of moon crickets couldn't handle a lot of the food I eat.

[Anonymous No.12344631]

>>12340190
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.12344639]

>>12340763
>9gag
nah, that's straight up facebook tier

[Anonymous No.12344677]

>>12344594
>we
You haven't done anything of note for the white race. "We" don't want you.

[Anonymous No.12344684]

>>12344677
I invented Post-Its, asshole.

[Anonymous No.12344816]

>>12344677
No "We" don't want you, and when the day of the rope comes, we'll be sure to show you that.

[Anonymous No.12344934]

>>12344816
>day of the rope
Your movement has already splintered and defanged itself with infighting, Y'all Qaeda.

[Anonymous No.12345141]

>>12344554
I stabbed a nigger once.

[Anonymous No.12345146]

>>12345141
>racism
>>>/global/rules/3

[Anonymous No.12345189]

>>12345146
>black fragility

[Anonymous No.12345223]

>>12342473
Sales only work on boomers. I think younger people know the rigmarole well enough to avoid that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12345294]

>>12345146
>>12345141

how is that racist ?? a vast % of black ppl have stabbed other black ppl ... if anything he is integrating into the culture

[Anonymous No.12345322]

>>12340051
When I was growing up there was local grocery store that was taken over by regional chain. They would regularly post “sales” advertising similar to that - $0.10 off, $0.05 off, etc. worthless sales. The store closed not long after.

[Anonymous No.12345330]

>>12343792
13% = 52%
Reality disregarded

[Anonymous No.12345381]

>>12340208
Indians vile curry smell that never goes away

[Anonymous No.12345410]

>>12345294
It's called appropriation and it's not OK.

[Anonymous No.12345436]

>>12345381
That very problem bit $20k off a house I sold. Believe me, I rabidly searched for another pajeet buyer to no avail.

[Anonymous No.12345470]

>>12343533
Ok fag

[Anonymous No.12345677]

oh yeah yeah

[Anonymous No.12345750]

>>12343877
>>12340484
You dumb fucks. "Y'all" has always been a southern thing, you absolute yuppie pieces of shit.

Stupid upper middle-class hippie dippie fucks.

[Anonymous No.12345764]

>>12340163
Last I checked, this was a 99% male board and women just bitch and complain if you ask them to do something as simple as make coffee or boil pasta. Don't expect a punching bag to cook, just use it as intended.

[Anonymous No.12346121]

watched detective pikachu today. It was ok. The blonde girl was pretty hot

[Anonymous No.12346136]

>>12346121
good for you but this is not a blog spot.

[Anonymous No.12346146]

Just got moved in to my new digs. Who'd have thought I, a small town farmer's daughter would be moving to the big city?! I'm going to be somebody out here and make my family proud. How are you doing? :)

[Anonymous No.12346151]

>>12340092
Lol. True

[Anonymous No.12346297]

>>12342675
this was literally young republicans making a point you dolt

[Anonymous No.12346310]

>>12340431
>deepak chakra
>chakra

[Anonymous No.12346317]

>>12341065
calm down randy

[Anonymous No.12346327]

>>12340892
Oh my god I’m gonna slap you
>>12346146
Proud of u!! You’re gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12346331]

>>12340047
Literally posting from r/funny

[Anonymous No.12346352]

>>12340557
>master perfect

[Anonymous No.12346783]

this is the most Reddit and least funny thread I have ever seen. I hope nearly everyone here is being ironic.

[Anonymous No.12347145]

>>12340557
>Daddy Yes

[Anonymous No.12347165]

>>12341050
This video is fucking shit

[Anonymous No.12347207]

>>12340557
>father big

[Anonymous No.12347320]

>>12345223
you overestimate your fellow dumbass

[Anonymous No.12347383]

>>12345436
Ozone my nigga. Have you heard of it?

[Anonymous No.12347406]

[Anonymous No.12347726]

>>12340051
fuck you for stealing my picture you fag

[Anonymous No.12348039]

>>12340130
based and evidencepilled

[Anonymous No.12348535]

>>12346783
You've lost the plot.

[Anonymous No.12348595]

[Anonymous No.12348605]

>>12340213

[Anonymous No.12348627]

>>12348595
That's me!

[Anonymous No.12348633]

Always do this, thots trying to be good girls

[Anonymous No.12348638]

>>12348605
They gaslight and fuck with peoples heads and then get defensive when they get called out

[Anonymous No.12348671]

[Anonymous No.12348825]

terrible thread

[Anonymous No.12348864]

>>12348825
I bet you're the life of the party.

[Anonymous No.12349009]

>>12348825
Incorrect.

[Anonymous No.12349040]

>>12348671
>in 2018 alone, Ronald was paid 21 billion for actions that make the charge "war crimes" look pitiful
>this rampage has continued for more than 70's years

[Anonymous No.12349141]

>>12340646
underrated as fuck comment right here boys

[Anonymous No.12349686]

>>12341036
based and sneedpilled

[Anonymous No.12350658]

>>12342771
>>12346297
It's almost as if falseflags are the most cancerous thing to ever grace this earth

[Anonymous No.12350676]

>>12341591
I cut my foot open a while ago and go seen as soon as I walked in the door. I felt pretty smug about it, mostly because I hopped myself in and wasn't in any pain.

[Anonymous No.12350748]

>>12350658
So you did see it too?
The Notre Dame was the Fire?
What is the melt, and what is the crunch?

[Anonymous No.12350767]

>>12350676
how the fuck did you do that

[Anonymous No.12350773]

>>12340481
>>12340506
>>12340511
>>12340531
>>12340509
>>12340511
>>12341720
>>12340892
>>12340902
>>12340904

[Anonymous No.12350817]

>>12350773
You don't get to bring friends.

[Anonymous No.12350898]

>>12350767
Walking in the water in the beach, I thought I just stepped on a rock and grazed my arch but when I stepped out of the water there was blood everywhere. The nurse thought I must have stepped on a broken glass bottle because the cut was 30mm deep.
Best part of being Australian is I just showed them my Medicare card and that was it, walked out on crouches without paying a cent.

[Anonymous No.12350913]

>>12350898
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.12350920]

>>12340947
who is this thicc jewess?

[Anonymous No.12350929]

>>12341030
>black bitches be all like "why cant i be a white bitch?"

[Anonymous No.12350947]

>>12350898
thats a fucked spot for such a laceration
have fun doing literally fucking anything, OP.

[Anonymous No.12350958]

>>12350898
ooooh from that first picture I thought you got cut near your Achilles tendon

[Anonymous No.12350962]

>>12342771
>dems start legitimately doing it, proving the satire was accurate all along
You aren't innocent faggot

[Anonymous No.12350969]

>>12340130
>>12348039
>>12345330
>>12344312
Kill yourself.

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.12351015]

>>12340557
Baron Cool sounds so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.12351024]

>>12340047
>>12340071
Got a chuckle out of these.

[Anonymous No.12351032]

>>12340092

[Anonymous No.12351045]

Normal white rice
>OH MY GOD! ITS DELICIOUS! THE FLAVOR OF THE SLIGHTLY SALTED RICE, ITS TEXTURE WHEN ON MY TONGUE, IT'S LIKE IT'S MELTING IN MY MOUTH. THIS RICE WAS COOKED IN PERFECTLY BOILING WATER AND WAS REMOVED JUST ON TIME SO THAT IT'S NOT TOO SOFT NOR TO HARD. ONLY A TRUE EXPERT CAN COOK SUCH RICE!
Normal meat with some normal broth
>T-THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. SUCH TENDER TEXTURE OF THE MEAT, SUCH DENSE BROTH, SUCH RICH FLAVOR. IT GOES PERFECTLY WITH THE RICE. WHAT IS THIS? N-NO WAY! THE CHEF USED PEPPER TO GIVE IT A SLIGHT SPICINESS, YET THE NATURAL FAT OF THE MEAT PROTECTS MY TONGUE AND PREVENTS THE SPICINESS FROM BEING TO STRONG. W-WAIT, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE THOSE SMALL PI- NO WAY. P-PARSLEY IN THE BROTH? A MASTER PIECE!
Some raw fish on rice
>that will be three hundred dollars

[Anonymous No.12351113]

>>12351045
Are you ok anon?

[Anonymous No.12351137]

>>12342236
Maybe don't take your gf to olive garden for her birthday you fucking poorfag retard

[Anonymous No.12351155]

>>12340130
>all these seething fat minorities responding
Hearty kek

[Anonymous No.12351201]

>>12351045
Based schizoposter

[Anonymous No.12351268]

>>12351032
>brokequan

[Anonymous No.12351329]

>>12351045
I hope you just didnt have a stroke, wew.

[Anonymous No.12351342]

>>12341044
Fun fact: I don't want Skittles next week, I want them now.

[Anonymous No.12351350]

>>12348595
Are the shoes made of bread? I dont get it

[Anonymous No.12351386]

>>12351350
hes using mommy's sandals to get groceries. the NEET life they are livin

[Anonymous No.12351542]

>>12341036

[Anonymous No.12351762]

>>12340431
PUSSY HAD ME DEAD
MIGHT CALL TUPAC OVER

[Anonymous No.12351944]

>>12350920
Mel Capperino-Garcia

[Anonymous No.12352025]

>>12347726
Don't post it online then you fucking spastic

[Anonymous No.12352041]

>>12340612
Any funny picture now is a "meme" for some reason

[Anonymous No.12352236]

[Anonymous No.12352290]

>>12340567
>>12340157
>>12340914
Sneed

[Anonymous No.12352486]

>>12348535
this
>>12346783
thats the point newfag, its 4chan tradition that /insert_board_here/ humor threads are garbage

[Anonymous No.12352595]

>>12340612
image macros are memes dipshit, sorry it took you so long to learn English

[Anonymous No.12352616]

>>12342454
is that matt mercer

[Anonymous No.12352695]

>>12348535
I had to look that one up you snaggle toothed bong.

[Anonymous No.12352732]

>>12352486
did you unironically use the term newfag? Also, I've been here since epic fail guy which means I wish I were dead instead of wasting hours of my life on this shitty website that has me Stockholm syndromed. Anyway, I'm nearly 100% you're a post-boxxy phone poster so kick rocks pendejo.